Kelis Is Out Of "Milkshake" Money
Kelis is broke, or at least she's pretending that her checking account is on life support. TMZ reports that Kelis has been forced to put her change cup in front of Nas' face and is begging him to pay for everything! Kelis' lawyer filed papers claiming that her estranged husband isn't paying for dick even though he has more money than Quween on the Scene.
Kelis wants spousal support, child support, 50% of medical expenses, $20,000 for supplies for their unborn baby and another $3,500 for a baby nurse.
Kelis says that while married to Nas, she became used to bathing in diamonds and wiping her ass with $100 bills. She writes, "There were many expensive pieces [of jewelry] such as a princess-cut diamond tennis bracelet that was recently appraised for $190,000. My engagement ring is an approximately nine-carat cushion-cut diamond solitaire. I have numerous watches...such as Cartier, Rolex, Frank Muller and Chopard." Kelis went on to moan, "My survival is based on [Nas'] will at this time. If he does not want to pay for an expense, it does not get paid."
It sounds like it's time for Kelis to take her milkshake to the local pawn shop and sell some shit! Actually, I don't mean that. I'd be just like Kelis. I'd empty all my checking accounts, stuff the money in shoe boxes hidden under my bed and then claim that I'm poor so that my ex could pay up. If that didn't work, you'd see me in line at the WIC office with a baby in one arm and my other arm covered in diamonds.
Bitch is doing everything she can to keep from going to the place where all celebwhores run to for a quick check: Dancing with the Has-Beens.
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Submitted by Ms. Caligula on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 4:22pm.
What makes these celebutards so fucking special that they can't downsize & live within their means like the rest of us?
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Damn right, girrl! The world is in economic re-set mode and she's bitching about not having a diamond studded pacifier. Sickening.
Get off your lazy fucking ass and go get a fucking job! Women that rely solely on a man to support them and then moan and groan about "not having any money" when he up and leaves her are, simply pitiful! Grow a fucking spine and take care of yourself...........Good gawd, this makes my head spin!
But she's not like us regular peeeple!!! SHE'S A ONE HIT WONDER KELLIS SOMETHING OR OTHER. What's her name again?
Hang on. The way I hear'ded it, Kelis cheated on him. I wouldn't give her milkshaking ass a dime. As for the baby, I hope homeboy has Maury on speed dial to get a paternity test.
And $20K to buy supplies? WTF kind of Babies R' Us is she shopping at? If he wants to be nice, he could throw her maybe $5k for non-insurance med bills and another G for baby furniture. And the baby nurse? That's called "MOMMY", you jerk.
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Anyone know the background on WHY they're getting 'vorced? Something scandalaous? tee hee
F this B. Why doesn't she hop on Craigslist and sell some of those watches and fine jewels. I've had to sell my shit on CL many-a-times to make some survival cash.
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"Nothing goin' on but the rent.
Gotta have a J O B if you wanna be with me".*
Sorry, that lovely little track-nugget came straight to mind.
Whatever Kelis: go back to the studio. Or get an everyday job.
No sympathy here.
Get a fucking job you fucking cunt!
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If she is so broke, but has all that jewelry worth so much money, why doesn't she just sell the jewelry? That is what us 'regular folk' would have to do. Heaven forbid she go GET A JOB!
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Get a fu**king job like the rest of us you spoiled brat.
Boo hoo, Kelis. Yeah, I'm cryin' for ya....PSYCH.
Dog Gamn!!! The MONEY these fucktardians make....{{shaking head...just don't know what else to say or do}}
I didn't realize that her head was so goddamned big. It appears to be some sort of bizarre, oblong egg-shaped thing. Weird.
Back to the topic at hand: I understand the whole idea behind "standard of living", but millions of people have to downsize every day due to divorce, loss of income, etc. People who owned houses have to move into apartments & end up selling a lot of their furniture in the process because there's no room for it. People who shopped at Macy's now have to shop at Goodwill. People who bought groceries at Kroger now have to go to Save-A-Lot. This is just something that most of us regular people have to do at some point in our lives. Sometimes it's only short-term, other times it becomes a lifestyle. But we accept it & move on. What makes these celebutards so fucking special that they can't downsize & live within their means like the rest of us?
Well, seeing as how she has scored ONE music hit in her lifetime as opposed to 99% of the population achieving NO hits at all in any field, she's theoretically ahead of most of us as far as lifetime accomplishments go, however considering she has to go through life with that face and a song even more annoying than the sound of a donkey's orgasm, I'd say it's a fair enough trade.
Status quo is so good for all hoes.
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I guess her milkshake clabbered.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
i love how in the same sentence as "i have no money" she also spews out that she owns tons of expensive jewelry...too bad bitch. nas sounds like an asshole but that's plenty of money for you...is it fair ? no, but you're not wiping your ass with napkins because you got drunk over the weekend and lost your wallet with all your overdrawn cards and you can't buy toilet paper *hits new low and reaches for franzia*
Excuse me while i quote Tony Soprano from when Carmella was reading him the riot act on what she wanted in their divorce*ahem*.....YOU'RE ENTITLED TO SHIT!!
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