Another Baby Friend For Carnie Wilson
Don't ask me why I was such a huge Wilson Phillips fangay when I was a kid in the early 90s. They were like the greatest thing to me. None of my friends understood, but their moms did. I remember singing along with one of my friends' mothers to "Impulsive." I even choreographed a dance number to it and showed it off to her on the driveway of her house. And I wonder why the other kids threw sand at me whenever I passed them in the playground.
Because I had such a strange fascination with Chyna, Carnie Asada and that other one, I still get excited whenever I see one of their names pop up anywhere. Carnie Asada's name is making the rounds today, because she had a BABEH!!!!!!!
UsWeekly says that Carnie and her totally heterosexual husband Rob Bonfigilio welcomed a new baby girl into this miserable world on Friday in Los Angeles. Carnie and Rob named her Luciana Bella. They also have a 4-year-old daughter named Lola Sofia.
Luciana Bell and Lola Sofia? Did Teresa from The Real Housewives of New Jersey name them? Spoiler Alert: Teresa is totally going to name her next kid Luciana Bella Lola Sofia.
Congratulations to Carnie and her husband (HE LOVES VAGINA). After bonging and boozing tonight, I will try to perform my Ballet de Impulsive in her honor.
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Carnie Wilson? I thought it was Meryl Streep.
Carnie Wilson? I thought it was Meryl Streep.
i was never really into wilson phillips when i was a kid. i remember once i was at a track meet and i saw the wilson phillips tape by my bag. i asked whose it was, and my sister's BF at the time, Roberta, started yelling at me all sorts of crazy shit. that it was her music, don't judge her, etc.
i hated roberta. she was crazy then and she is crazy now.
I remember singing along with one of my friends' mothers to "Impulsive." I even choreographed a dance number to it and showed it off to her on the driveway of her house. And I wonder why the other kids threw sand at me whenever I passed them in the playground.
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laughing my ass off MK. seriously. that story was the best than the carne asasda baby story.
I never liked the "Wendy" songs. "Keep The Candle Burning" was my personal favorite! Might have been called "Someday I'll be Next to You" or something like that!
That is one creepy-looking man.
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Bottom-feeder.
she looks like a fat Meryl Streep here.
I like the kids names tho ;P
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oh yay bebehs. whatever. i'm more impressed with how good that lipstick looks on her
Splice Antionio Banderas and Quinton Tarintino dna together and behold.. you have Rob- who totally loves the vagina.
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Michael K, I can totally relate-- I LOVED Wilson Phillips when I was a kid too. And by kid I mean in high school ...I knew there was a reason I check your site daily! Everyone found my tastes questionable, but I do pipe up when I hear about the girls every now and again. Even when it's famewhore Carnzo!
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Wait...I swear I read she was pregnant with twins. Did they just tell the media it was twins so they wouldn't be judging her increasing girth so harshly or did she eat one after delivery?
Sorry...that's mean. She's getting enough bashing for her weight. I think she's probably taken enough of that for one lifetime.
You made up a dance to their song? Michael you're such a fag and I fucking love it. Don't ever change baby
chastity bono ain't in wilson phillips >:(
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I remember the Blossom ep where the older son aka not Joey was Chyna, the peepaw was Carnie & the dad was the other one for Halloween.
She so looks like Meryl Streep!
Get some sun now, k?
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Today, on some repeat of the Bonnie Hunt show, Carnie was making some sort of peanut butter chocolate cake. No wonder she's still fat.
Gastric bypass isn't going to work if she's still stuffing her face. Eventually, the stomach will adjust and expand to accomodate that food.
No clue why she decided to do the gastric bypass before her last two(?) pregnancies. Drastic weight loss and gain is very hard on the heart.
Man, what is with the ugly dude?
Every time I see Carnie I'm reminded of when she wrote that at the height of Wilson Phillips' fame she was out and met Barbra Streisand at the end of Barbra's driveway and she went on about what an inspiration Babs was and Babs was her favorite of all time and I'm so thrilled to meet you, and Streisand just told her to get the fuck off her driveway. A lot of her life issues can probably be tied back to that.
Submitted by Spoiled on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 7:14pm.
Submitted by M.E. - I don't get this bitch. She has gastric bypass surgery, gets skinny, then gets knocked up and blows out. Goes on celebrity fit club, loses some chunk and gets knocked up again, and blows out again?
Carnie put the weight back on because she replaced the food with booze. She's an admitted alcoholic. Let's hope she managed to stay dry during the pregnancy anyway...
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in which case, she replaced booze with food, cuz I'm just sayin unless bitch gave birf to a 30 lb. behbeh, she got no excuses for lookin' like dat...
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Congrats to them on the birth of their daughter.
Personally, I am sick and tired of her lame weight exploits. She is not a very nice person when there's nobody around to impress.
I had the displeasure of dealing with her several times where I used to work. Her down-to-earth every-girl act is just that. An act.
Submitted by M.E. - I don't get this bitch. She has gastric bypass surgery, gets skinny, then gets knocked up and blows out. Goes on celebrity fit club, loses some chunk and gets knocked up again, and blows out again?
Carnie put the weight back on because she replaced the food with booze. She's an admitted alcoholic. Let's hope she managed to stay dry during the pregnancy anyway...
It seems more than a few people manage to eat through the bypass...or whatever the hell they do to bulk up. Al Roker is another one who's weight still seems to yo-yo.
I'm keeping my fingers crossed that Star(I lost it doing Pilates)Jones' staples blow.
Boy, John Waters has got some 'xplainin' to do. Divine is supposed to be dead.
Mike
if she wore any more makeup, Tammy Faye would rise from the grave to bitch slap her.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Didn't that dude play Mallory's bf on Family Ties?
and soon carnie will be whining about how much weight she gained and telling us all about it on some reality show...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
if you have the urge to use weird names, get a fucking pet. I have a cat named Linus and I had a dog named Hannibal, but not my poor kids.
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Fucka doodle-do.
I really wish people would stop naming their kids cutesy names like Bella and Lola. Your kids has to grow up and use that name. A 40 year with the name Bella?
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"Ick. Nast."
nitey nite, M.E.
meh, she gives her kids cat names.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Jeez, Carnie, put on some makeup for a change.
Good night HORZ!
He looks like he is the spokesperson for a stinky cheese.
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
Step away from the potato.
With names like that, they have no choice but to marry into the mob or strip at the Crazy Horse!
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I like her kid's names.
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
I don't get this bitch. She has gastric bypass surgery, gets skinny, then gets knocked up and blows out. Goes on celebrity fit club, loses some chunk and gets knocked up again, and blows out again?
Whatever. Don't fucking cry to the rags again about your weight issues. STFU!