Click. Flash. Wow. Dirty. Skank. Ho.

Umm she needs to leave that shit to Tyra Banks because she will never be Eve!

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"clarketron on Mon, 06/15/2009 - 10:28pm.
A. How many months until she's on a reality show?
B. what reality show will she be on?"
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A. Within the Year
B. Celebrity Charm School
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... Let's expound shall we??? Besides LoLife, casting ideas???

Gollum chic.

Submitted by aneurysm on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:27am.
love the hypocrisy on these boards. people are quick to defend people slightly overweight
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I don't know where you've been, but people "on these boards" make fun of fat cows, too.

I agree that people shouldn't call thin people ugly, but it's kind of like when a black guy calls a white guy a honky, it's not as bad as if the white guy said the 'n' word. It's still discrimination either way, but it doesn't feel quite like that.
And I think the point those people were trying to get across is that she's not naturally that thin - the weight she was in Mean Girls is probably her natural, healthy weight. So the fact that she is now so slim shows she is leading a detrimental lifestyle.

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For those who like thinking.

i hate when bitches whine abput being too skinny... it's so fuckin BORING! i am basically really confused by the ad, click. flash. boom. for-na-rina. its fuckin stupid

Submitted by aneurysm on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:27am.
love the hypocrisy on these boards. people are quick to defend people slightly overweight, claiming how beautiful & healthy they are. yet when someone is thin, they are trash, they do drugs, they're ugly, anno etc.
there must be a lot of heavy people commenting, using these celebrities & their looks to feel better about their own
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I agree with you here. I was particularly irked at one comment earlier about whether guys are attracted to women "that skinny" and (what the appeal was.) Um, yeah, they are. The appeal is that it feels like you're fucking someone young and hot. Most models and many actresses are thin and they seem to have no problem having guys chase them. I don't mind people making fun of thinness, just as we make fun of "fatness," but it says a lot about society when thin has become abnormal and automatically associated with disease, mental disorder and drug use. Reminds me of an aunt of mine who saw me after several years at a family gathering. "Gee, you look really thin." Her tone was voice was very snarky and I didn't like it at all. I told her I weigh exactly the same as I did when I last saw her five years back. "No, you look thinner," she kept insisting. Finally I had to shut her up "Actually, everyone else has gotten really fat and I probably look extra thin by comparison." I gave her the up and down look and walked away.

love the hypocrisy on these boards. people are quick to defend people slightly overweight, claiming how beautiful & healthy they are. yet when someone is thin, they are trash, they do drugs, they're ugly, anno etc.
there must be a lot of heavy people commenting, using these celebrities & their looks to feel better about their own.
from someone who has been thin all of my life & teased relentlessly for it, i never slam people for their weight, big or small. not everyone is made the same, not everyone's body reacts the same to constant traveling, diet changes, geographical/climate, or circumstantial life changes. all of these things can fluctuate ones weight. then some of us have a high metabolism that just won't change no matter what we do to try & change it.
envy & jealousy are not attractive qualities. & i'm not saying this in defense of lohan, it's just an observation i've made regarding ALL celebrities or people posted about. if you aren't happy with your weight, deal with it, instead of criticizing everyone else for not looking like you do.

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I hate that dumb "innocent" giggle laugh that actresses force out when their finished talking, especially at the end of commericals. Its so annoying.

Gag. Barf. Formica!

How the hell does she keep getting hired?????

How old IS this? It looks like her now, just with a plastic ass wig on (the kind Britney was rocking during her meltdown). Otherwise, she looks exactly the same - Ano.

That's the best acting she's ever done.

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I don't know bout you but I think that pic is fabulous! She looks awesome.

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Lovely --an anorexic Cousin It with tits.

I don't understand the obsession with 80s imagery that wasn't that great the first time it went around.

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Submitted by PeachPie on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:17am.
Is she trying to dig a nit off the back of her head?
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that's probable! i'm glad money can't buy good hygiene habits.

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who is she again? lol

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Is she trying to dig a nit off the back of her head?

Click..Splash...wow..Oscar wienner..

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We need to elevate this bitch to the lofty heights of complete wanker. (TH when asked his opinion of Spencer Pratt)...

Antidepressants? Hmm... well, crack cocaine is in fact an upper.

i am eager to believe in lilo's case it's drugs that got her so skinny (we all know the lifestyle this girl leads) but it might be something else as well...like stress, depression (therefore the use of antidepressants), a busy life always on the go. there's many reasons why a person gets so skinny in no time. we shouldn't jump to conclusions but i agree drugs are going to make you shed pounds very quick (not that i tried...just observing celebs).

'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'

Lindz is reliving the days of her life pre-meth.

And even then, it was borderline pitiful.

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Submitted by Beasbackbitches on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:41am.

Oh. I didn't know whether it'd have been a positive or negative thing when I first read the comment, but I guess it makes sense now.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)

As in, true beauty, testified.

I remember when Lindsay was shaggable.

I wish she was still the nice, good looking young woman she was in Mean Girls.

Xtina - Light & Darkness. September '09
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God's sunset colored scrotum?
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)

In fact, thanks, MK, my pint of Half Baked BJ's is now filled entirely with VOMIT AND TEARS. Actually, I blame Dina.

Point is, that hooker is not supposed to be that size. If I didn't look like god's sunset colored scrotum, she would be giving me a negative self-image.

Submitted by Erika_Leigh28 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:30am.

Thanks :) I have really been trying to improve my attitude recently and act less self-defeating all the time.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)

Sweet Jesus, that shit is surreal. Dali wishes his chien was that fucking andalou.

KHENSU: I totally agree with you. Hold ur head high girl.

As for this commercial I find it strangely addicting it like hypnotized me or some shit. It think they put subliminal messages in this crap cuz I watched it 3 times I'm ashamed to admit and I know have it stuck in my head. I guess next the message they impanted will activate and I will suddenly find myself on board a plane screaming "TAKE ME TO FORNINA I MUST SHOP"

Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:24am.

Have a good night!
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:15am.

no apology necessary... hell, i wanted to burn the world about a month ago and came here to vent... off to bed, hopefully sleep... peace to ya!

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I agree with what you're saying about LiLo and thanks for agreeing with me. I really was thinking everyone would bash me immediately for opening myself up.

I'd rather hear people criticizing *how* she got so skinny (and in which case, I agree that she got so thin doing drugs) rather than talking about how thin/angular is always ugly.

I appreciate your explanation and I apologize for the slight meltdown.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)

Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:46am.

i totally agree with you, Khensu, all women are "built" differently and men for that fact, but... this chick didn't get to look like this from losing weight or trying to be healthy in the least.. my personal opinion... coke and roxy/oxy got her this frame...

don't get down on yourself about body image... it's a hell of a lot easier to be happy then it is to be "perfect"

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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."

I agree with most of the comments here, but I find it kind of insulting that some people find it "disgusting" when a chick has a small ass or narrow hips.

I *do* have narrow hips and a tiny ass. I'm chubby in my stomach and arms, but I can't gain weight in my hips or ass. I gained so much weight over the past few years and none of it distributed to these areas.

I hate hearing that I'm un-feminine because I don't have any "junk in the trunk" or small hips. I understand that I can't expect to change anyone's mind but for years, I've felt challenged about my feminity because I don't have any curves. I'm just fat, but if I lose weight, apparently, I guess I'm still fucked because then everyone will tell me that I have a boyish figure.

This has been something that's been bothering me about society not allowing me to feel like an attractive woman. No matter what I do, I'll be considered "fug" or "nasty", and coming from a bunch of people reinforcing a healthy body image, everyone's so quick to criticize anyone who's built a little differently from how women "should" be built. It's builshit.

No, I'm not a Lindsay-loon but I feel like I should defend her on this because I faced insecurity for most of my life because I hate my body shape.

Commence the pile on, but I feel like I needed to vent my frustrations with how society defines feminine beauty.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)

LMAO!!! MK's headlines are priceless!

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Daryl Hannah circa "Splash"?
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)

Click. Flash. Wow. Dirty. Skank. Ho.

Yup, that about covers it...

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heh, dehr, heh!

I prefer Denise Richards fun bags over pornarina.

Where is Denise Richards?

Yuck, she looks so nasty. I just watched part of the Parent Trap the other day...I miss how she used to be. :-(

And I can't believe they actually made her even skinnier looking.

Speaking of 15 year olds' wank fantasies: This must be what teenage girls sound like to teenage boys. And "fornarina" can be replaced by "angelina" or "twilight" or "forever 21" on any given day.

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I agree with boomsy, she does look better than normal in this pic. I almost didn't recognize her with bangs. I'm in the minority but I actually think she looks great here. How old is this pic?

It's so like...
Hohan: OMG, I'm so hot...I have to send this to my fave five atleast, but Sam take a picture of me doing that, kay?
Sam: But who are you sending those pictures to? Not GUYS, right?
Hohan: Sam, I'm a CELEBRITY...it's no big deal...People have already seen me topless...Okay and...Pose...
Sam: But it's different when you...
Hohan: WOULD YOU JUST FUCKIN' SNAP THE PICTURE ALREADY????? **snort***...We are making history here...*wipes nose*...
Sam: Well, Ok...*snap*
Hohan: take another...
Sam: *sulks*...*snap*
Hohan: take another....
Sam: How many people are you gonna--
Hohan: FUCK YOU, WHAT ARE YOU ACCUSING ME OF??? HUH???? Yeah, great Sam, we're out of coke. You have made me such a nervous wreck that I finished an 8ball in under 30 minutes...
Sam: but you always do...
Hohan: DID I ASK YOU TO SPEAK???? I'M OUT OF COKE AND IT'S YOUR FAULT...FIX IT!!! Oh, and pick up some Grey Goose while you're at it... Sean Penn is coming over...Make yourself scarce, will ya? We'll be discussing 'projects'...Oh yeah, and pick up some Astroglide while you're at it...I, er, like to shave my legs with it....Yeah, and some Monistat 7...because it makes a great DIY zit cream....Thanks, doll...I love you...Oh and a carton of Marlboro Reds too???

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don't hate, that add probably paid for that week's coke

Seriously this woman needs a sandwich, Sam Ronson make this chick eat, please.

to those that think MK is harsh on HoHan, guys, this guy is harsh on everyone. piss off.
he isn't harsh, watch a beauty pageant with a gay friend, once you stop laughing you'll know harsh. :)