How Could You?!
Exactly a week ago, I toasted to Heather Graham for choosing to wear this luxurious garment that just screamed "elegance and clearance hand jobs." The next day, the dress was on a thing called Kristin Calawhateverthehellhernameis. I gave the dress a quick side-eye, but I realize that a bitch has to sell their ass to make ends meet IN THIS ECONOMY (All together now: We know, Michael. We know!) But now the dress has gone too far!
Last night, it was all over Horsey Montag! This hurts, because you know that cheap nasty skank didn't even pay for the dress! The dress was doing it for free! I could understand if Horsey gave it an 8-ball and some milk, but you know that was not the case. Why didn't it come to me? I would've turned it out and we could've worked the ho stroll together. $2 dolla taint licks!
Don't be surprised if you turn on E! and see, True Hollywood Story: The Rise and Fall of Heather Graham's dress.
I still want to know if these two assholes ever gave any money to their "charity" they were supposed to be representing on that stupid show?
Was it anything other than the Twit and Twat Asshole Fund?
God, I hate them!
that dress is so cheap and tacky. seeing who its been on, obviously only hasbeen skanks wear it.
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This dress is old fucking news.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
Next, some douche like Jim Carrey or Carrot Top wears one at an awards show.
Herve Leger should make the panels flip open and closed like mini-blinds.
Can't wait to get one at Wet Seal!
Submitted by NikkiStixxx on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:26pm.
Sadly, that was my first thought, too. The face toally ruins it, though. Most of us here are purtier beeshes than this heap (though I'm sure Heidi would "neeeeiiiigggghhh" to that comment).
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I'm too sexay for my fur, too sexay for my fur, so sexay it hurts...
Dolla rag courtesy of the great Quween herself!
Heidi: What would Jesus say about that dress?
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Droppin Kids Off in the Pool
It's flesh tone fabric, not skin showing. Still slutty because of the concept and the short/tightness of it. Horseface has a great body...sadly I'm envious.
These cunts look like they should be going door to door earnestly selling bibles (in the face) .
I'm going to get struck down for saying... Heidi actually has really nice legs. But I promise that is the only good thing I have to say about these two.
These two assholes are the "smartest" dumb people I have ever seen.
*They get their picture in numerous magazines every weeks for a fee
*They appear on shows and get publicity more than any other loser I've seen
*Theymake big bucks
*They have no talent to speak of
*They are complete fakes and idiots
*We are all the suckers who follow them
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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I think Heidi is hot... but of course I think Spencer should be shot.
Did Heidi get cheek implants??? WTF. How much more plastic are the docs going to shove in her face!
Why are people even taking pictures of this worthless cunt? Seriously.
As soon as I saw her wearing that I thought, "hey, it's Heather Graham's dress, wonder if this will make D-listed."
The best part of the interview was when they clarified that the reason Heidi was pissed off about having the labels ripped off her dry shampoo was because without the labels she couldn't endorse the product. Cold.
I think Jesus would gladly step off the cross and use these 2 jerkstones as substitutes.
Jesus knows what kind of pain Horsey Montag is inflicting on us poor souls.
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Tickle Loris in action:
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I don't know why you all hate this dress so much! I think it's a cool dress, but these people are not styling it properly. If they would wear ankle boots and a jacket with it with their hair up, it would look lovely.
By the way, it is a Hérve Léger, I see a huge ad for it at their store on Melrose every day.
Where is this rag sold? Torrid? Mandies?
Why is this rag all over the place?
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Third test today, Mama Bear. Your eggo is preggo, no doubt about it. --- Rainn Wilson in Juno
Expecting my third in October.
Is this a Jesus-approved frock, Heidi?
I personally do not like the dress but of the three whores who've worn it, Heidi carries it off best. I wish that weren't the case but that's how it looks to me. I didn't think Heather Graham looked good in it at all. Kristin wore it well too. It is more suited to the young'uns.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
It must be the hormones talking (when will menopause come!), but she looks really good in the main picture.
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My obsessive fascination is in your imagination.
God, please make Heidi unable to conceive a child, anything to prevent the anti-Christ from being born.
flesh tone fabric and a flesh colored beard...
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Anyone know who made this nasty dress?
Oh, and specialkt, I totally agree that it's skin colored material under those slits. In all three cases, the color isn't matching their actual skin.
does any one else think the skin coming through the cuts its some flesh toned fabric? doesnt seem to match a normal skin tone...
I think Grandma Wrinkle would look better in this dress then all the other ho's.
Her body is an A-. It would have been an A+ but her fake breasts lower her score.
Her face is a D.
Her personality, intelligence, and taste in men is an 'F'.
Typical pornstar GPA.
Next.
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Work it, baby.
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Please stop reporting on these two. It's the only way they'll go away. Even making fun of them makes them news.
I can make a ho dress like this and I'm not crafty. the cut outs look like when you are making snowflakes
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:40am.
Is it bad that I kinda like her shoes?!?!?!
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*shame face* I like them too.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Id put that rip down the middle front of my dress instead of the side. Really give em somethn to talk about!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Man, I almost egged my screen.
That's how much I DESPISE this c*nt and her he-c*nt.
Is it bad that I kinda like her shoes?!?!?!
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
so now we have 3 women without any taste.
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
I guess Brittney is officially in the clear!
WHAT. THE. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!?!?!?
WHO do I fucking kill for this dress?
This dress is not pretty. It's not edgy. It's not avant-garde. It's not classy. It's not original. It's not interesting. MMMMMMMAYYYYBE, and I highly doubt it, it might be more interesting in another colour. Did I mention that I highly doubt that? If I see ONE real life human wearing that dress on the street I'm delaring jihad on the Fashion District.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
what the hell was she thinking when she saw it on heather graham. man i love that dress i have to have it...like good grief. its bloody ugly
God told her to wear this dress.
Talent-free, mean-spirited, attention whores.
Is this dress on clearance at Marshall's or something? Crazy how a lot of them seem to have it now. Shoot, Barbie probably has one now, too.
Well well well.
Isn't this the most Christian dress ever?!
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Well, the dress does look better on her than the other whores.
*blows head off*
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This dress is nothing special, it doesn't deserve to be seen on this site 3 times. And don't get me started on Heidi and Spencer...
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Now its going too far, these two have a publicist from hell. why else would she try to dress like the 2nd & 3rd crazy's of holly-weird
Michael, you are too much!! You crack me up!! True Hollywood story, lol!!
Michael, you are too much!! You crack me up!! True Hollywood story, lol!!
Change the Caption, MK - the dress should be HSOTD
It's Suze, like in booze.
Were they attending a MENSA meeting?
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Bruno asks the Real Slim Shady to please stand up.
I actually screamed NOOOO when I saw that dress on THAT skank.
Why do I care so much?
Oh yeah, that dress put Heather Graham back on the hotties list. The nippley blue dress she wore was a bit much though.
I used to have a life.... /priorities.