How Could You?!
Exactly a week ago, I toasted to Heather Graham for choosing to wear this luxurious garment that just screamed "elegance and clearance hand jobs." The next day, the dress was on a thing called Kristin Calawhateverthehellhernameis. I gave the dress a quick side-eye, but I realize that a bitch has to sell their ass to make ends meet IN THIS ECONOMY (All together now: We know, Michael. We know!) But now the dress has gone too far!
Last night, it was all over Horsey Montag! This hurts, because you know that cheap nasty skank didn't even pay for the dress! The dress was doing it for free! I could understand if Horsey gave it an 8-ball and some milk, but you know that was not the case. Why didn't it come to me? I would've turned it out and we could've worked the ho stroll together. $2 dolla taint licks!
Don't be surprised if you turn on E! and see, True Hollywood Story: The Rise and Fall of Heather Graham's dress.
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When in the name of hell are these two fuckers gonna disappear? How can this unchecked egoism not eventually implode? Jesus Fucking Christ!!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:08am.
what would Jesus do
He would want nothing to do with most of those claim to be his followers and mention his name in every other conversation.
what would Jesus do, well, he kicked the moneychangers out of the temple, so I'm guessing he'd kick these two right in the ass.
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Fucka doodle-do.
so nice,want to meet a girl like her online? many nice and single girls have a account on __classymingle.com__ so dont miss them. dont miss your classy lover!!
Heidi should dump Spencer and run away with K-fed to prove to the world that she is really smart & sophisticated.
If she really does that.. then lets hope K-fed leakes some juicy sex tapes lol
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Face down, ass up, not so bad.
ewwwww her elbow LOL
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
She must be going to church.
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I hate you! I hate you! I hate you!- angel_i
I keep thinking 'Svengali and Trilby' but judging from her singing, he’s not that good a hypnotist.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
theyre not so much into jesus, as they are je$us
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
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Hurting.
Another brown bag candidate. Goodness, that chin.
I sincerely can not stand these two twats but I got to give her props........ at least she's not wearing those god awful bootie shoes.
♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥~*~♥ I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
If this doesn't prove that she's a calculating attention whore, then nothing will. Twat knew that 2 other women had worn this dress; she's wearing it ONLY so people will notice her. Absolutely PATHETIC...
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"I've never really wanted to go to Japan. Simply because I don't like eating fish. And I know that's very popular out there in Africa." - Brit's Tits
Fuck Horsey and the Henderson.
Submitted by naylinpalin on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:56am.
I'm tired of news reporters calling these two fucks out for being idiots. They LIKE that. We need less "are you proud of yourself" and more "who the fuck are you and why are you wasting previous infomercial time". The former only gives 'em what they want. If Al Roker and the sluts on The View are gonna bitch 'em out why aren't they doing it RIGHT. Take em doooooown
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I disagree. I think this new vicious attitude to hoes like these two is great! You wouldnt just ask someone who the fuck are you if youre a news reporter, youd get fired!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
I can't help but wonder what kind of conversation passes between these two attention whores when they're alone.
Twit: *stares blankly into space*
Twat: *stares blankly into space*
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Is that the Waldorf or Trump Towers she's exiting?
Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:53am.
Are they ever not TOGETHER?!?!?
Douchebag knows there's no interest in just him alone. He's Nick to her Jessica. Can they fall off the end of the Earth now, please?
Ho dress
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Unfortunately for Heidi, she cannot pull off the dress to the same capacity as the other two.
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These fidiots don't seem to realize they are a joke. He is selling her like a $3.00 whore for any and all publicity. Too bad he doesn't realize her "career" was cut even shorter by his "astute business sense".
It isn't easy being green
I love the crucifix with that dress and those shoes. And I thought Heather Graham's bubble gum machine "peace" necklace was funny. Poor Jesus has such trashy followers.
I'm tired of news reporters calling these two fucks out for being idiots. They LIKE that. We need less "are you proud of yourself" and more "who the fuck are you and why are you wasting previous infomercial time". The former only gives 'em what they want. If Al Roker and the sluts on The View are gonna bitch 'em out why aren't they doing it RIGHT. Take em doooooown
LOL at Jimmy B.
Mr. Hekki had that crap on last night and during the part where I actually watched, every other word was "Jesus" and "God". It made me so fucking SICK TO MY STOMACH I chose to do chores instead.
It was God's will, after all.
Dear God,
Please have a Mac truck run these morons over and put me out of my misery.
Thanks,
SF
Are they ever not TOGETHER?!?!? No wonder LC dropped her ass! & Spencer totally wears bronzer. COVERGIRL.
That dress is so trashy.
Please quit covering these nobodies. It's not fun.
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WWJW?
What Would Jesus Wear? HORSEY
MK, the Frederic's of Hollywood Catalog is weeping real tears @ this injustice , this dress is meant for real HO's not Repulican fembots who play one on TV...
JUSTICE!!
"You ARE a whore,darlin"- Cristal Conners, Showgirls
i'm glad i never got to watch the hills or whatever the hell these two are in. they sound like two obnoxious fucks.
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
When you accessorize it with a douchebag, it's much worse.
They look like what I left in the crapper this morning.