Tuesday, June 16th 2009
Eminem Just Came
Bruno's world domination officially started in Paris yesterday at the premiere of his movie where he killed hos with his Naired pancake nalgas and fancy farts. That gayderhosen on Bruno wasn't glittery at first, but then when he put it on....SMASH. CLICK. GLITZ.
Fun fact: This was Tommy Girl's original costume in Valkyrie, but for some strange reason the producers vetoed it.
Here's more of Bruno puckering for the cameras yesterday and also leaving his hotel later in the day wearing Gay Al's "Ode to Thriller" outfit.
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I wonder if his posse be gay too?
I know it's part of his character but sometimes I feel he's doing overkill publicity for it and making gay dudes look bad. Not even trannies dress this badly...I probably won't even see Bruno because my eyeballs have literally been raped by Bruno trying to outgay everyone (even gays) on a nearly daily basis.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I love puckered buttholes
Cohen is about as funny as AIDS.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
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Is it me or does Bruno look like Stewart from MadTV? Just stay away from his "danger zone".....:)
If Sasha is really going to to do gay model in that costume, he needs a spray tan.
Ass if there weren't already enough asses making asses out of their asses! Since his ass is doing all the promotion, I presume it's also the lead star in the movie. Which makes me wonder why they couldn't hire a professional ass like Coco's to play the part. Besides, his ass looks suspiciously like Paris Hilton's, maybe he borrowed it? You know Paris is, like, a generous person.
Wow he has the case of no ass.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:08pm.
Did you watch the rerun last night where they tied Barney to the mechanical bull for three hours and when he finally got off he overhears these two girls wanting a threesome? Man, I was laughing my ass off for some reason. NPH didn't do anything for me until HIMYM. Now I see what all the fuss is about.
Submitted by loozer on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:17pm.
It seems like everyone is pulling for Sheldon/Penny next season. I'm old skool, I guess. Leonard/Penny all the way. I don't know what it is, but they seem to have really great chemistry.
I never liked Ali G and thought it was dumb. I did however think Borat was very original and real funny but this Bruno character has been done 100 x's already 100 different ways. Not funny.
On top of that, his skit at the MTV video awards was a rip-off of Howard Stern's fart man. No originality.
Learn to use your own jokes and skits Sasha!
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I really don't understand the hate for this guy. He is hysterical and really brings out the "best" in people.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Mon, 06/15/2009
It's like trying to put Herpes in its place, when you're syphilis.
If this movie were to flop, is there a chance he'd stop doing these stupid theme movie/personalities? I've hated him since Ali G and wish he would just disappear.
hate it when straight people play gay on TV/Movies. you'll never see a white person playing a black person or Asian and vice versa. so why do it to the gays?
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what about back in the old, OLD days of theater when women weren't allowed to perform and men had to play ALL the parts. including the romantic leading lady which meant two men doing love scenes-it's called ACTING!
Diego, I like those two sitcoms too. There are not many options if you don't like reality shows and are tired of procedural dramas.
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Bruno asks the Real Slim Shady to please stand up.
Aerialgreen on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:13pm.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:45am.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:42am.
i hate it when straight people play gay on TV/Movies. you'll never see a white person playing a black person or Asian and vice versa. so why do it to the gays?
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Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:45am.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:42am.
i hate it when straight people play gay on TV/Movies. you'll never see a white person playing a black person or Asian and vice versa. so why do it to the gays?
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Eddie Murphy played a Korean dude in his latest I-play-every-character movie (Norbit).
Renée Zellweger has gradually become an Asian chick, so there is that too...
@Diego: I like that show, achally. It's light and short and I really like the chemistry of the actors and the silliness of it. I watched some interviews they did together and they were REALLY endearing! But no - i din't know he was gay...just that I would marry him;p
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:56am.
You didn't know he was gay? Aw, I'm sorry. I really thought everyone knew. He's hilarious on HIMYM though. I think I might be one of the very few people who actually enjoy that show. That and The Big Bang Theory. The guy who plays Leonard is so hot and funny.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:54am.
I wish the movie would just get released already. He's in danger of getting people sick of the act before it's out.
Too late.
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i hate jack black too. he sucks.
whoever is throwing around oxy's, vicy's or percocets, please throw some this way. I NEED SOME RELIEF FROM THE TEDIUM THAT IS MY JOB.
clearly this is going nowhere.
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Submitted by Diego on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:53am.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:49am.
No, but he is gay in real life. On the show his character, Barney, is a complete pussy hound.
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O now I get it. I din't know he was gay. *sad face*. Thanks cuz now I can't enjoy this lovely sun we're having today:(
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I wish the movie would just get released already. He's in danger of getting people sick of the act before it's out. All though I never will tire of obese black women jumping up outraged in a Jerry Springer setting as seen on previews.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:49am.
No, but he is gay in real life. On the show his character, Barney, is a complete pussy hound. His character's world revolves around getting laid and, in many ways, he's very much a caricature of some straight men. SBC is straight in real life, but Bruno is a caricature of some gay men.
Life is very short, and there's no time
For fussing and fighting, my friend.
I have always thought that it's a crime,
So i will ask you once again.
Try to see it my way,
Only time will tell if i am right or i am wrong.
While you see it your way
There's a chance that we may fall apart before too long.
We can work it out,
We can work it out.
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Bruno asks the Real Slim Shady to please stand up.
Submitted by Diego on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:43am.
Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:42am.
So I'm guessing Neil Patrick Harris on How I Met Your Mother annoys you too?
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I don't get this. You know he doesn't play gay on that show, right?
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Not gonna comment on the debate here, just wondering how poor Isla Fisher ended up with this tool. Methinks it might be b/c she thought that Bruno 'prop' was really him.
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:42am.
So I'm guessing Neil Patrick Harris on How I Met Your Mother annoys you too? Or the SNL skit with Eddie Murphy playing a white man? Or the episode of Designing Women where Suzanne dressed up as one of The Supremes? Or the movie White Chicks? Or that old 80s movie Soul Man? Or every movie Rock Hudson every made? Or Hal Sparks and Gale Harold from Queer as Folk? Robert Reed from the Brady Bunch?
It's called acting. If gay actors can play straight roles, why can't straight actors play gay roles? And there are plenty of examples of actors portraying characters of a different race.
Personally, Bruno doesn't offend me at all. Maybe because I've been in plenty of bars where there are at least a dozen men acting/dressed just like him. I laughed my ass off at Borat and I'm expecting the same kind of entertainment from Bruno. Who cares what SBC is in real life. He's entertaining and that's his job.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:39am.
*throws valium, viccy's, oxy's and bags of weed*
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*Hit's the deck like a 5 year old under a pinata, kicking and scratching anyone in my way*
I am with you M.E. I usually never discuss politics or religion because nothing the other party has to say will change my opinion and nothing I say will change theirs. What's the point? I try to avoid hot topics here too. This site is for trashing and occasionally praising celebutards.
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Bruno asks the Real Slim Shady to please stand up.
*throws valium, viccy's, oxy's and bags of weed*
Fuck Midol!
Someone pass the pipe!
Anderson, light it up!!!
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loozer, dysfuckshunal as all hell, which I am fine with!! I am just tired of the arguing. We all have different opinions. DEAL!
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:06am.
Can everyone just take a fucking Midol today and get along?
(holding hands w/ fellow Dlisters)"I love you, you love me, we're a happy but dysfunctional family..."
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Bruno asks the Real Slim Shady to please stand up.
In old Hollywood there were basically only "white" actors who played all races and colours (hello---black face) Many of the men were gay but that was not talked about and they only played straight men (which of the many famous old school Hollywood actors should I name here... too many to choose from)
There is more discrimination and disfunction in Hollywood than in the back woods on Tennessee. There are also more frozen faces and plastic parts on people then you can count. It's not real, people love it, yet bitch about it? That to me, is a fucking joke.
It's all about making money not entertainment unless you call the tabloid chronicles entertainment.
Breakdown
A girls gotta make money any way she can and selling hooker-chic togs to has-beens and never-beens is a cottage business that's bringing me the Benjamins. I've got mad skillz.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Migraine Sally!
Would you please stop selling that skanky dress to the stars?
At least try another color!
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Submitted by Creepella on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:11am.
I don't find this guy funny and I hate Jack Black too.
OMFG, I can't fucking TOLERATE Jack Black. I refuse to watch his movies. High Fidelity would be a pure classic if he wasn't in it.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:08am.
Borat's reality comedy is hardly new or cutting -edge, or even really experimental. Andy Kaufman did the same thing in the 80s.
But this dumbass wears unflattering, revealing clothes and does things that makes unenlightened middle America uncomfortable. It's completely different. (reeeeeeaaaaaallly)
Personally I hope he gets gangrene of the balls from the tight shorts.
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Odin says Chill the Fuck Out people!
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:08am.
Borat's reality comedy is hardly new or cutting -edge, or even really experimental. Andy Kaufman did the same thing in the 80s.
YES! He's the Lady Gaga of comedy. Dresses up the 80's and is considered cutting edge.
*puts arrow through head and acts caahhhrazy*
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
I don't find this guy funny and I hate Jack Black too.
* grabs glass of water and holds out hand for Midol.
Borat's reality comedy is hardly new or cutting -edge, or even really experimental. Andy Kaufman did the same thing in the 80s.
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Can everyone just take a fucking Midol today and get along?
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Submitted by xerquina on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:56am.
ooh I'm ignorant now.pardon me for having opinion, stoney.if Hollywood is as liberal as it claims to be it wouldn't be doing this.
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Really? I think they're being pretty liberal. As I said before - he's not playing just any gay man - he's targeting the fashion industry. Hollywood's allowing him to fuck with one of their main sources of income right there.
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Submitted by Snoogle on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 10:21am.
Why do I hate this man so much? I can not find one redeeming quality in him, and I don't know why.
He's the comedy version of Stanley Kubrick. He did one or two funny things and now people think he's funny and brilliant no matter what he pulls out of his ass.
I can't stand the fucker.
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Hell, if gay people never played straight characters. Tommy Girl would have had to go into cheerleading as a career.