Tuesday, June 16th 2009
Real Jett & Fake Jett
Joan Jett apparently handpicked Kristen Stewart to player her in The Runaways biopic. While I can admit that Kristen has Joan's signature butchie mullet down, I just don't see the rest. Why couldn't Joan just play herself. Yeah, she's like 50, but she would do a better job than that dripping faucet. I mean, if Jessica Biel can pretty much get away with playing a biological female on screen, then Joan can pull off playing 16.
But on to more important things. Does anybody know who that hot sexy piece with the ginge toupee is? Oh, how I want to fan his flames with my nalgas.
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I thought "handpicked" said "handicapped" for a second...what happened to Joan's face, she used to be gorgeous.
Us that really Joan Jett?
Considering how short and thin she looks, she has MASSIVE feet. Well, the Converse do make your feet longer...so maybe...
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Submitted by _fail_ on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:19pm.
Joan has had some work done on her face. It makes me sad. As far as her wardrobe — what, do you want her to start ordering from the Land's End catalog or something?
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I agree with the wardrobe comment. Seriously, what would you guys expect her to wear?
Joan Jett is still the hottest bitch, always wanted to "touch" her because of her "bad reputation".
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:10pm.
Like most biopics, this movie will fucking suck. Especially with that energy blackhole called Kristen Stewart. Can you picture any of these actresses pulling off this kind of sexy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKM-3bLwq-w&feature=related
Me neither.
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wait!...*scratches head, confused* where are all the fake boobies???
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Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:13pm.
oh she's not dressing like that at age 50 is she?
how boring to wake up and put on that same old tired shit day after day.
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There's a "local star" here that does that too. he's about fifty and he's still wearing the same stripy shag-do, torn leather pants and leather jacket that he wore when he was twenty. LOL! I think the tshirts change daily tho...
Another friend of mine just had the coolest photography showing of aged rockers and punks. They were SO hot...B/W in all their aging rocker glory. Mick and Iggy and Henry and Ronnie, etc...
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Joan has had some work done on her face. It makes me sad. As far as her wardrobe — what, do you want her to start ordering from the Land's End catalog or something?
I'm not a Joan Jett fan, but her catalog is pretty iconic, and I just can't imagine WHY she would want this chick mumbling her way through her life story. I've also heard Kristen Stewart sing before, and she'd better be getting damned good lessons this time around.
Oh my god, I love Joan Jett, that woman is hawt. I don't give a fuck that she's like fucking fifty I'd hit that in a heartbeat!
Joan and K-Stew are so totally dyking out.
OMG it's Nikki Sixx!
oh she's not dressing like that at age 50 is she?
how boring to wake up and put on that same old tired shit day after day.
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Look I give her props she has busted her ass to get where she is but she isnt great. She is really well an awful actor, I know freshmen in highschool with no experience who could/do perform better than she does. BTW I think I saw her in a lifetime movie the other day, I needed a laugh.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:33pm.
Please tell me Joan Jett doesn't dress like this on a daily basis and it's just doing it to teach that meh Kristen how it's done. People who hit a certain age should leave the teen antics behind, it's just ridiculous to keep on the fantasy.
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A lot of rock stars still dress more or less the way they want to - "age-appropriately" or not. I mean, I would, too, if I had all that fame and fortune. Some look ridiculous, that's true, but hey, it's showbusiness.
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Bottom-feeder.
Please tell me Joan Jett doesn't dress like this on a daily basis and it's just doing it to teach that meh Kristen how it's done. People who hit a certain age should leave the teen antics behind, it's just ridiculous to keep on the fantasy.
Anyway, so Joan Jett picked Kristen herself?. Yeah, I remember Marianne Pearl picked Angelina Jolie herself too and look what a shitfest A Mighty Fart was. I can see talent is not required.
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Kristen looks a lot like JJ. Who else could play her? BTW, that is definitely NOT a toupee, just an unfortunate hair cut.......
Maybe Kristen will surprise us and NOT suck in this movie???
Doubtful.
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The dope in the hoodie is channelling SamRo. Dresses just like her. If you call that "dressing".
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I have to give Joan credit for pulling off the "middle-aged person dressing like a teenager" much better than Aniston.
That's Kenny Laguna with her. They started Blackheart Records and he has written songs with Joan. They travel together all the time.
Oh my God...is that really Joan Jett? She looks great!
Kristen Stewart is a terrible actress; she either seems like a supreme bitch or maybe just really stoned stupid. Either way, I really don't get all the fuss.
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Evan Rachel Wood was the lead in Thirteen, not KStew.
I feel like making a Leaaaave Kristen Alooooooone!!! video on youtube, but I'm not 'tarded enough to do it.
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Kristen should do period pieces that utilize the long slow star and stutter she has mastered. Playing Joan Jett requires some energy.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:10pm.
Thanks for the link. That was awesome! Seeing The Runaways makes me nostalgic for the shag I had back in the day.
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Physically she makes a good Joan Jett, acting wise I guess we'll have to wait and see...I liked her in that movie Thirteen (i think that was her). Maybe she'll be able to pull this off.
This will end up on Lifetime.
Are we talking about the same person? The corpse who was in the Twilight movie? Because that bitch is practically dead on screen.
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Eh, KStew wasn't the best in Twilight...but she wasn't that bad and she has done okay in some of the other movies I have seen her in.
So...I'm giving her a chance, no need to be judgemental of it just yet. If Joan saw something in her, than I'm sure it's gonna be okay.
Oh, and...I LOVE Rock N' Roll...
Blah blah blah! Who's playing Lita???
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Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:10pm.
holy shit Masta, is that the Tool guy from their Lateralus album in yer avie?
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Submitted by Creepella on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:59am.
KStew is totally going to fuck up this flick with those stupid faces she makes. Anyone that has seen Twilight will know what I mean. The "hospital" scene had me cringing.
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I totally agree Creepella! She has got to be THE worst actress out there. Those stupid faces she make makes me want to tear off kittens heads.
CRINGE!
She has obviously never seen Kristen "act" or there's no way she would have chosen her. She has the looks, but as far as the acting goes KS is going to fuck it up royally. I still want to know how this chick keeps getting roles.
Edited because I didn't get enough sleep last night and I seem to be leaving words out of my thoughts today.
Like most biopics, this movie will fucking suck. Especially with that energy blackhole called Kristen Stewart. Can you picture any of these actresses pulling off this kind of sexy?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKM-3bLwq-w&feature=related
Me neither.
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mike- I was thinking she looks a lot like SamRo, too!
Joan Jett is pretty much God. I saw her perform a couple of years ago and she was awesome. She's barely aged in 30 years. Also, we met her afterward and she was genuinely nice. That's a rare trifecta right there.
I can't even bother to comment on Kristen Stewart - all I can figure is that androgynous kid thing she had going in Panic Room was what got her the part...
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I saw Joan Jett last summer in concert; she still looks pretty good. She probably could play teenage self.
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KStew is totally going to fuck up this flick with those stupid faces she makes. Anyone that has seen Twilight will know what I mean. The "hospital" scene had me cringing.
Submitted by Snarkley on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:45am.
I just want to grab Joan and smell her jacket.
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Ewww.
The ginge is her long-time manager, Kenny Laguna. They are producing this film.
Don't get me wrong, Joan Jett has been the coolness since I was in about 7th grade.
She looks great from the neck down, too.
But her face is starting to look Madame-ized.
Stay away from the plastic surgeon, Joan!
Run for your life!
Why couldn't Joan just play herself.
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From behind! From the front Joan Jett looks like Glambert!
I just want to grab Joan and smell her jacket.
Either she's trying to hold a shit or strike a ballet pose. Let Joan play herself instead of this strainer.
She probably picked her because KS is the thing right now among those who will go see the movie.