Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dumbass
You know how sometimes when you're passed out drunk your friends (or in my case, your own mother) will write words like "DRUNK, WHORE, SKANK, PEEN SUCKER" all over your face? Well, 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck of Belgium claims that's what happened to her (sort-of). Except the fresh graffiti on her face wasn't from a Sharpie and couldn't be washed off with water or even hot gasoline. This fugness is pretty much permanent!
Kimmy tells the Daily Mail that she paid a Romanian tattoo artist £55 to decorate her face with only three stars. Kimmy, who might have the worst case of narcolepsy ever, says she fell asleep while the dude had a sharp needle on her face and woke up covered in STARZ. 56 stars to be exact.
Kimmy is suing the tattoo artist for £8,500, because that's how much it's going to cost to get them all removed. Kimmy says that she told him she only wanted 3 stars in English and French, but he must have misunderstood her. The tattoo artist says that Kimmy is made of lies, because she specifically asked for 56 stars. He said she was awake and even looked at the mirror a few times. He went on to say, "The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotized her. What rubbish!" It's safe to say that he's MADDER THAN FISH GREASE.
I've never had a tattoo, but I'm pretty sure that if you had a sharp ass needle right on your bone you wouldn't be skipping through the clouds in dreamland. The stupid bitch got the tattoo and her father threatened to quit her ass over it, so she played dumb.
It's really not that bad either. It kind of looks like her ear is queefing out stars. It's like Glamberace scooted all over her face. Look on the bright side. Or should I say, the "STARZ" side (GONG!!!!).
Kimmy is moaning that she can't leave the house now, "I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible."
Um. I've got news for Kimmy. The star bukkake on her face is less ridiculous than that SEXY belt buckle she's wearing.
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This entire clusterfuck is RECOCKULOUS!! The dumb twit sat in the chair and ALLOWED him to do this and now lies to get ???? what?? outta trouble with Daddy? Money? her 15 seconds of fame(not worth a spit more than a few secs). The stupidity is boundless..and on that note...uhh..duhh!!..who cannot tell when someone is looking in the mirror? Lame comment man. They are not fake, ignorance rules in this story and it reminds me that kids learn from adults and our own leaders. Reminds me of George W!! When you fuck up...LIE!
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that could be because they are taking shots of her face in the mirror
http://www.postchronicle.com/news/original/article_212237750.shtml
check out this video in one shot the tattoos are on the left side of her face just like all the pictures and in another shot in the video the tattoos are on the right side of her face i might be looking at her wrong but i call BULLSHIT FAKE ASS TATTOOS!!!!!
damn, you never had a tattoo if you say so. I had lots of these things all over my skin and I'm telling you that every time when the needle touches my skin I'm falling asleep. Because it's a pleasure. Try it.
it's not fucking fake, you people who are claiming so! go look up the fucking original source. they are obviously real. look at the TATTOO ARTIST. scary. but I mean, WTF??? You think MK is that stupid?!
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It's ok..she can still work the drive thru...
And I don't think it looks that bad..at least it covered up her acne scars..well, most of them anyway.
Why doesn't she just go through the next 70 years greeting people with her head turned to the left?
That is clearly fake. It doesn't even looks like a tattoo it's looks just like someone did draw it with a sharpie.
Obviously she's dumb enough to ask for 56 stars with that Sexy belt...I actually prefer the stars to the belt, I concur...!
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:50pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:44pm.
Imagine "falling asleep" with THIS working on your face:
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lol! so who's gonna translate the article?
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:44pm.
Imagine "falling asleep" with THIS working on your face:
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:44pm.
HEY MICHAEL K:
Here's live action of this chick and a great video of dude who tattooed her. Imagine "falling asleep" with THIS working on your face:
http://www.nrk.no/nyheter/utenriks/1.6655679
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I'm skeered!!
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HEY MICHAEL K:
Here's live action of this chick and a great video of dude who tattooed her. Imagine "falling asleep" with THIS working on your face:
http://www.nrk.no/nyheter/utenriks/1.6655679
Submitted by janedoexo on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:13pm.
I don't think its going to have a negative effect. I think this whole thing is a publicity stunt. Shes just an average teenager, pretty plain and probably wants her 15 minutes. There is absolutely no way he could have drugged or hypnotized her without her knowing. Also on the twentieth star even if he drugged her she would have woken up. Thirdly if she was really so mortified and embarassed there'd be no way she'd email the Daily Mail, with two pictures without her eyes blocked out, and with her real name attached. She knows most of the US blogs take their stuff from the Daily mail and The Sun when they want UK scandals and whacky stories, shes gone from having 240 hits when the story first came out to 17 700 in two hours.
The stars are pretty striking since shes otherwise very plain and they won't inhibit her if shes angling for a role as a comic book heroine or something like that or for a reality tv show.
Sorry for the long post but I'm thinking I'm gonna go and tattoo my face and then maybe I'll get some publicity and can get a reality tv show or something and then I won't have to work.
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This bitch is sneaky. She wants publicity since theres no way if she was really embarassed she'd go to the Daily mail and post a full photo and her full name. They could have blocked her eyes out since its only on the side of her face and she would have been unidentifiable. Two hours ago there were only 240 results under her name on google now there are more than 17 700 hits since its appeared on the US blogs. I think someone is angling for a reality tv show or a spot on a reality tv show.
Britain had Subo and Belgium now has Kimmy. Jon and Kate plus eight and Kimmy plus 56
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:13pm.
Thanks, angel! French is such a pretty language (but not tattooed all over your face!)
Hard to believe she could sleep thru that.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:12pm.
She told him she wanted "3 stars in English and French"
I wonder how you write "three stars" in French?
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She told him she wanted "3 stars in English and French"
I wonder how you write "three stars" in French?
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Love this post heading!
She's only suing for £8,500? If what she says is true, she should really sue the fuck out of the him for disfiguring her.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:28pm.
THERE IS A '3' on her face made from 56 stars, yo.
Looks with squinty eyes...cool.
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Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dumbass! Awesome post title!
THERE IS A '3' on her face made from 56 stars, yo.
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sorry but i think he's lying cuz really who would ask for 56 stars i mean that's a pretty random number.. i think the stupid romanian didnt understand her and was probably like that nurse dude in look who's talking who only knew the phrase "no problem" and the fact that he says she wanted 56 and then when she went home and got in trouble she changed her story. WHY would she do that after i mean it's not like you could HIDE 56 frigging stars on ur face so if she did tell him to do it she knew her parents were going to see. i mean unless she was going to suddenly convert to islam and start wearing an abaya face covering which i doubt she was so he def is the one lying i say
Of course, I always get the numbers 3 and 56 mixed up...just an honest mistake.
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Wow. stupid. But regardless of what the girl asked for that "artist" deserves to be sued for agreeing to do a face tattoo on an 18 year old in the first place. Any respectable tattoo artist will refuse to do certain tattoos where it's obvious that the client will regret it later on or that will have a potentially negative effect on the persons lifestyle.
Yeah, she's so embarrassed that she can't leave the house, that she has to whore herself out in the Daily Mail.
Serves her right for attempting a FACE TATTOO. Loozer.
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You folks are right. Not only is this girl stupid AND lying, but she's trying to copy Kat von D.
But Kat is pretty and a professional and this girl is a dumb Belgium bitch one waffle short of a Grand Slam at Dennys *lol*
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Have you been to Belgium yourself or how do you judge?
Anyway, I'm not going to contradict you since the EU parliament sits there and to me they're everything else but smart, hehehe :)
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Yeah i've been to belgium probably much more than all of you here since I'm in France and I live next to the border. I've been studying there for 3 years. I owe Belgium my college diploma and that's why, unfortunately, i allow myself to judge belgians as not really smart people...and i think that girl is full proof and not helping her country...lol
Um, when she gets them removed, won't she STILL have some marks left on her face? That would suck! What a dumbass! Who puts stars all over their face? Wat's wrong with this chick?
Number of face tattoos that will not make you look like a douchebag? Zero.
Whatever.
This slut had a crack episode in the artist's chair and now she wants to file a lawsuit.
File this one away with Ariel and her White Castle drama.
This recession is making bitches think of ignunt ass ways to litigate!
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Liar! Tattoos hurt! I didn't have any endorphins released or fall asleep when I got mine
Submitted by shandi on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:16pm.
Submitted by belle on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:04pm.
Why is the skin around the tats visibly whiter than the rest of her face? Lotion, maybe?
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I only notice that in the bottom picture. Maybe she has ointment on the tattoos and it reflected the light of the flash? I don't know.
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On a positive note, the face tat does distract from the fug shirt.
Submitted by belle on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 3:04pm.
Why is the skin around the tats visibly whiter than the rest of her face? Lotion, maybe?
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I only notice that in the bottom picture. Maybe she has ointment on the tattoos and it reflected the light of the flash? I don't know.
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"Wait until the bitch finds the family of wombats living in her chocha." - MK
Why complain when you used to look like an average plain teen girl and have now become Starface, future superhero/Z-list celebrity reality star/stripper/famewhore?
I'll go off now and tattoo ten lightning bolts across my face.
Why is the skin around the tats visibly whiter than the rest of her face? Lotion, maybe?
Submitted by Morrissey on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:49pm.
DR FUNK:
MK is making fun of a woman from a post yesterday who said she was "Madder than fish grease" cos White Castle wouldn't serve her in her powerchair through the drive-thru. So. Yeah.
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I don't know why the summary is just as funny as the actual video.
"He's not just going to fucking freestyle on your ass." You guys' comments are cracking me up today.
Submitted by Kelly Ann on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:34pm.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:20pm.
What kind of project would that be?
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Submitted by LisaL on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:36pm.
Anyone who's ever gotten a tattoo knows that there is no way in hell you're going to fall asleep, specially in spots where it's bony... that shit hurts!
Plus... tattoo artists use that special paper stuff that leaves an outline on your skin (or draw on you w/ a marker) where the tattoo is going to go so you can look in the mirror and tell them if it's ok or not. He's not just going to fucking freestyle on your ass.
What a dumb fucking idiot.
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Damn, that is a very good point!
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Worst tattoo EVER!!!
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LMAO, Kelly Ann, that's hot! :)
You made her look way better.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:20pm.
What kind of project would that be?
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HAHAHAHA!!! I love it. That's almost as good as the little skinhead wannabe whore years ago who wanted "SID" tattooed on the back of her neck (as in Sid Vicious) and instead, the tattooist put "STD".
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