Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dumbass
You know how sometimes when you're passed out drunk your friends (or in my case, your own mother) will write words like "DRUNK, WHORE, SKANK, PEEN SUCKER" all over your face? Well, 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck of Belgium claims that's what happened to her (sort-of). Except the fresh graffiti on her face wasn't from a Sharpie and couldn't be washed off with water or even hot gasoline. This fugness is pretty much permanent!
Kimmy tells the Daily Mail that she paid a Romanian tattoo artist £55 to decorate her face with only three stars. Kimmy, who might have the worst case of narcolepsy ever, says she fell asleep while the dude had a sharp needle on her face and woke up covered in STARZ. 56 stars to be exact.
Kimmy is suing the tattoo artist for £8,500, because that's how much it's going to cost to get them all removed. Kimmy says that she told him she only wanted 3 stars in English and French, but he must have misunderstood her. The tattoo artist says that Kimmy is made of lies, because she specifically asked for 56 stars. He said she was awake and even looked at the mirror a few times. He went on to say, "The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotized her. What rubbish!" It's safe to say that he's MADDER THAN FISH GREASE.
I've never had a tattoo, but I'm pretty sure that if you had a sharp ass needle right on your bone you wouldn't be skipping through the clouds in dreamland. The stupid bitch got the tattoo and her father threatened to quit her ass over it, so she played dumb.
It's really not that bad either. It kind of looks like her ear is queefing out stars. It's like Glamberace scooted all over her face. Look on the bright side. Or should I say, the "STARZ" side (GONG!!!!).
Kimmy is moaning that she can't leave the house now, "I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible."
Um. I've got news for Kimmy. The star bukkake on her face is less ridiculous than that SEXY belt buckle she's wearing.
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Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:55pm.
I think its a huge publicity stunt on her part. I mean its seriously unbelievable that the tattoo artist would drug her and how he did this without her knowledge is another mystery. And even if he did drug (extremely small probability) her, chances are by the twentieth star she would have woken up.
I think shes so angling for a reality tv show. AS I said in a previous post I hope she employs R-Jay and they call it "Kimmy gets screwed again while R-Jay sees stars"
or that dude Rick that was featured in "one night in Paris" could maybe be persuaded to have one night in belgium"
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We should all print out a picture of the girl and play Connect The Stars.
Then we compare who has the best drawing.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
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i am not defending this fucko, because really, who the f could sleep through someone pawing at their face with an electric needle. i did doze off while my leg was being worked on.
how this asshole thinks anyone is buying her sob story is beyond me. like someone already said, this is what happens when you idolize some dirty piece like kat von d.
I wonder what job you could get with a tattoo like this......teacher? Kindergarten nurse? Stewardess? Bank cashier?
ASTROLOGIST??? :D
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Hopefully this will be another lawsuit that gets thrown out before it even gets started. What a joke. I hate these dumb motherfuckers that want to sue anyone that looks at them sideways.
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One of the few times from the title and picture posted I was completely wrong - I thought for sure she was some "Twilight" movie loonie. She should rent her face out for that when her lawsuit gets tossed.
hahahahahahaha Mother Superior!
I actually got this same tattoo last year on my shoulder down in Ocean City. I got it removed for free b/c it was henna & it washed off in the shower. She's probably gonna have a mug like Cameron Diaz when they do the laser treatments. Then she'll be really red in the face.
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Yeah, that kid who flushed the dog sounds like a real winner! Fucking hood rat brat mother fucker. Oh wait, is 4 too young for insults?
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If you join the stars up its a pic of an erect dong ejaculating! Rub it in why dont ya tatman!
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I think its just a huge publicity stunt on her part though I mean come on now she would have woken up by the time he was on the twentieth star even if he did drug her lolz. I think someone's angling for a reality tv show or something like that. The star girl faces life and they film her family and friend's reactions to her new face.
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I hope she ends up releasing a sex tape or something maybe R-Jay is available. The title could be "Kimmy gets Screwed and R-Jay sees stars"
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I pretty sure, it's damn IMPOSSIBLE to fall a sleep when some dude has NEEDLE *shudders* cutting into your face.
Bitch if you want a fug ass tattoo, dont cry like a whlep when daddy doesnt approve, it's YOUR body NOT his.
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Submitted by DR.FUNK on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:40pm.
Dumb. Ass. Indeed.
Hey MK...
It's not: "MADDER THAN FISH GREASE"
It's: "HOTTER THAN FISH GREASE"
HOTTER THAN FISH GREASE can be applied to say that someone is either very angry...Or that they are enjoying some kind of freakish winning streak.Makes more sense...yes?
Dr. Funk- you got to check out a post from yesterday. The White Castle thread....
It'll ALL make sense.
Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:50pm.
El B.,
Did you happen to flush a dog down the toilet this weekend??? I read about that on the news and you're the first limey that I thought of...
Awwwww, you saw the likkle puppyboy covered in turds? Poor likkle thang!! :o) Stoopid kid!
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The best quote from the article: "Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable. She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'"
I think its just a huge publicity stunt on her part though I mean come on now she would have woken up by the time he was on the twentieth star even if he did drug her lolz. I think someone's angling for a reality tv show or something like that. The star girl faces life and they film her family and friend's reactions to her new face.
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
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Submitted by mmm...kay on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:49pm.
Hahahaha! Mine was supposed to take 30mins.
It took two and a half hours. The tat artist was so patient and had to keep the shop open longer for me.... :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:48pm.
There is absolutely no way in hell this whore slept through this.
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NOPE! She's just embarrassed and lying to "save face"..... hahahahahaha!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with thi
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:38pm.
KD,
I don't know...I once slept through a pretty thorough pou...um...nevermind....wrong site...
*walks off whistling*
LOL
@DR FUNK
You clearly are not watching all the videos MK posts. Yesterday's White Castle lady said "I'm Madder than Fish Grease" which amused MK. Kind of like how he calls mothers "mama je'e" which he ran with from an Anna Nicole story yearssssss ago.
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Liar.
So anyways, is that a big ugly hideous brown mole on her earlobe, or just a fucked up star?
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El B.,
Did you happen to flush a dog down the toilet this weekend??? I read about that on the news and you're the first limey that I thought of...
KD,
Touche!!!
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ROFLMFAO! That shit is FUNNY! The dumb bitch knew what she was doing. She was probably trying to copy Kat Von D, albeit unsucessfully. LOL!!.. I'm still laughing :)
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:46pm.
Stupid Belgy. Slept thru it? OK.
When i had 17 geese tattooed on my back, no way did i sleep! I blubbered, wept and near the end....shat myself, its no picnic!
Very embarrassing, but i look good on the beach.
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I almost fainted twice when I got mine.
The tattoo artist was SO cute that I told myself to stay awake so I can look at him longer.
Apparently it worked.... :D
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Same here. Nothng like getting something as cool as a tattoo, only to faint, wake up, barf and cry.
DR FUNK:
MK is making fun of a woman from a post yesterday who said she was "Madder than fish grease" cos White Castle wouldn't serve her in her powerchair through the drive-thru. So. Yeah.
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There is absolutely no way in hell this whore slept through this.
<"Submitted by DR.FUNK on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:44pm.">
MK's using MADDER THAN... because of a story posted yesterday of a fatty who couldn't go through a drive-thru on her scooter. She had a TV spot using "I'm madder than....".
Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:46pm.
Stupid Belgy. Slept thru it? OK.
When i had 17 geese tattooed on my back, no way did i sleep! I blubbered, wept and near the end....shat myself, its no picnic!
Very embarrassing, but i look good on the beach.
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I almost fainted twice when I got mine.
The tattoo artist was SO cute that I told myself to stay awake so I can look at him longer.
Apparently it worked.... :D
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Maybe she could get a part on some Star Trek type movie.
I like the first side profile picture.
I wanted to get a tattoo but everything was so done a million times before, shes given me a great idea now.
I also want stars on some part of my body now. Like 56 in total but each star is carefully placed on a normally hidden part of my body. One under my last left toe, one behind both my ears, etc
************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************
Poor thing can't leave the house. Maybe it will be easier to POST PICTURES WORLDWIDE so you can get paid for being an impetuous little shit.
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Stupid Belgy. Slept thru it? OK.
When i had 17 geese tattooed on my back, no way did i sleep! I blubbered, wept and near the end....shat myself, its no picnic!
Very embarrassing, but i look good on the beach.
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I don't buy the story that she's been sleeping.
When I got a tattoo it HURT!
One can only imagine how bad it would be in the face :S
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
That is frickin' HILARIOUS. And, furthermore, exactly what the dumb bitch gets for being drunk off her ass in a tat parlor in the first place.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Submitted by Master Blaster on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:23pm.
I had this same idea once. Fortunately, by the time the tattoo parlor opened up, the E wore off.
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hahah! I also realise that kids think that their lies seem plausible since it is to them. Come on, like everyone has been saying she had to have noticed he went beyond 3 stars, so why didn't she say anything? hahah....
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What a fucking idiot.
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Do these tattoos make me look fat?
Did Dumbass go for a tattoo after getting major oral surgery? I have no experience with face tats, but I've had a cavity or 2 filled & I'm pretty sure a needle near my jaw would wake me up from my naptime.
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BTW- This comes from someone who grew up in the South eating fried fish & hearing that term thrown around.It's :
HOTTER THAN FISH GREASE.
I'm waiting for someone to photoshopp these stars onto Kate gosselins face and put it as their avatar. You know its going to happen!
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Shit, and I regret getting a tattoo that no one can see. Can you IMAGINE sporting that fuckery right there? After laser removal her face will be covered in white stars, as opposed to black ones.
Douche deserves it.
Eurotrash.
I am so fucking sick and tired of drunk people and irresponsible assholes doing things and then turning around and blaming someone else for their stupidity or lack of control. On top of that fuckery, then the nerve to sue someone to try and get money out of their asshole, douchebag behaviour. FUCK HER AND SHE CAN GO SUCK 100 COCKS IN PRISON BEFORE SHE GETS A DIME!!!!
Do you think I'm pissed??????
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Clarisse- but it probably wasn't painful!
It's crazy how some of the tiniest things can hurt so bad, like papercuts and needle pokes.
Dumb. Ass. Indeed.
Hey MK...
It's not: "MADDER THAN FISH GREASE"
It's: "HOTTER THAN FISH GREASE"
HOTTER THAN FISH GREASE can be applied to say that someone is either very angry...Or that they are enjoying some kind of freakish winning streak.Makes more sense...yes?
Some small ones on her lobe would of added a nice touch