Twinkle, Twinkle Little Dumbass
You know how sometimes when you're passed out drunk your friends (or in my case, your own mother) will write words like "DRUNK, WHORE, SKANK, PEEN SUCKER" all over your face? Well, 18-year-old Kimberley Vlaminck of Belgium claims that's what happened to her (sort-of). Except the fresh graffiti on her face wasn't from a Sharpie and couldn't be washed off with water or even hot gasoline. This fugness is pretty much permanent!
Kimmy tells the Daily Mail that she paid a Romanian tattoo artist £55 to decorate her face with only three stars. Kimmy, who might have the worst case of narcolepsy ever, says she fell asleep while the dude had a sharp needle on her face and woke up covered in STARZ. 56 stars to be exact.
Kimmy is suing the tattoo artist for £8,500, because that's how much it's going to cost to get them all removed. Kimmy says that she told him she only wanted 3 stars in English and French, but he must have misunderstood her. The tattoo artist says that Kimmy is made of lies, because she specifically asked for 56 stars. He said she was awake and even looked at the mirror a few times. He went on to say, "The trouble all started when she went home and her father and boyfriend threw a fit. They are saying things now like I doped her or hypnotized her. What rubbish!" It's safe to say that he's MADDER THAN FISH GREASE.
I've never had a tattoo, but I'm pretty sure that if you had a sharp ass needle right on your bone you wouldn't be skipping through the clouds in dreamland. The stupid bitch got the tattoo and her father threatened to quit her ass over it, so she played dumb.
It's really not that bad either. It kind of looks like her ear is queefing out stars. It's like Glamberace scooted all over her face. Look on the bright side. Or should I say, the "STARZ" side (GONG!!!!).
Kimmy is moaning that she can't leave the house now, "I am so embarrassed. I just look horrible."
Um. I've got news for Kimmy. The star bukkake on her face is less ridiculous than that SEXY belt buckle she's wearing.
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Considering what Lil Ms No Brain Cells could have walked out with, it isn't that bad.
And I call bullshit on anyone who could sit through all that face needle work A SLEEP. Without some sort of drug help.
That guy should have Tatted Dumb Cunt on her forehead.
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Any bitch that wears a belt buckle that says "SEXY" is a lying ass twat.
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It WILL make entering the corporate world difficult.
I like it. Otherwise shes plain without the stars but they make one look at her face. I think she should thank that dude. She looks like one of the famous comic book heroines. Shes a true original now.
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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:29pm.
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Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:33pm.
Tattoo artist deserves a 8,500 pound bill for working on someone's face even planning one star and not having a written contract ahead of time. As Judge Judy would explain to him, it's his fault because her being stupid is not against the law. His being stupid is.
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You're so right! Judge Judy would've shut him down. But she still sucks for lying about it and he shouldn't have to pay for hers and her parents stupidity.
KD,
I don't know...I once slept through a pretty thorough pou...um...nevermind....wrong site...
*walks off whistling*
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yeah shes full of it.
the only way her story could kind of add up is if she was drugged out of her mind in some shit like crack or heroine, and literally passed out cold during the tattoo.
...either way shes a dumb dumb.
They got the right side she wanted, she got more than she paid for so wtf is she complaining about?
The shirt's really bad.
Kat von D anyone???
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Appaloosa face.
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I've had permanent makeup tatooed on my eyebrows, lash area and lips twice. The lips alone required dental blocks (shots) and the rest of the face, numbing topical meds, Vicodin and Xanax. That shit HURTS! There is no way in hell that bitch slept through that, I don;t care how gacked out she was. No way!!!!
That belt buckle is not helping her look any better.
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LMAO stoney! she's a fug one
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I still say 18 is too young to make decisions like this. Hell, I didn't have any common sense till I was 30.
Tattoo artist deserves a 8,500 pound bill for working on someone's face even planning one star and not having a written contract ahead of time. As Judge Judy would explain to him, it's his fault because her being stupid is not against the law. His being stupid is.
She's clearly lying her ass off and blaming the poor tattoo guy for her dumb ass decision. My parents would've beat my ass down for getting the tattoo and beat my ass down even more for then lying about it. Oh and why da hell is this even news!?!?
god lord she's dumb as a post.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Seriously, how can you sleep while you are getting pounded in the FACE by a needle thousands of times?
I like stars.
For someone who's had tattoos before and is used to the feeling of it, it's entirely possible they could sleep through it. I could never, but I've seen one of my friends fall asleep during one. However, I refuse to believe anyone could fall asleep while someone is tattooing their face, especially their forehead and other areas with no padding. No way in hell, especially for as long as doing all of those stars would take. She's just a dumb kid who thought she would look all cute with stars on her face and either she smartened up after it was done or like the guy says, her dad pitched a fit. So why not sue the artist.
Should've kept it Kat Von D style if she insisted on getting them on her face, rather than going so overboard. How does one go about deciding to tattoo their face anyhow? Just the idea of what the pain must be like is enough to put me off, nevermind that I don't feel like walking around looking like a total dumbass.
I don't know why her dad and boyfriend care. They brown bag the bimbo anyway.
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I'd reach for the stars and slap a bitch
Yikes...how gross will it be to see and eyebrow hair growing from that brow star.
WHen you get an idea hyped up on drugs and alcohol. Um, it's pretty much KNOWN to most of us whores that you do NOT act on those ideas. They may seem absolutely fucking brilliant at the time. But once the drugs wear off or you sober the fuck up, you are really, REALLY thankful you didn't act on it, because, it was a really , REALLY stupid fucking idea.
Nice belt buckle
See what happens when you watch all those stupid tattoo shows and your idol is Kat Von D
Mike Tyson would be proud
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:25pm.
perhaps the photo doesnt do it justice :P
I think I would kill myself before getting my face tattooed. Even getting 3 stars on her face would look awful.
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I don't know why, but "Romanian tattoo artist" is funny in itself.
"Star light, star bright, first Romanian tattoo artist I see tonight..."
Submitted by snowpiece on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:17pm.
she's only 18 people, be careful what you say or you could be asking for a beat down and forced to apologize.
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What a retard.
greenfinch on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:24pm
hahahahaha, Yes, I would assume so.
I thought it would be shinier tho...
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Ouch.
is she supposed to be a Trill?
Doofus Dax?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
I can't even scratch my nose without it hurting like a bitch. Getting a fecking tat on your nose bone would either knock me out or make me knock someone out.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:21pm.
so is that what it looks like when rpattz blows a money shot??its the magical unicorn hair isnt it...
Um tattoos are expensive, wouldn't there be a significant price difference between 3 and 56 stars. Also She deff. wouldn't be able to sleep to someone tattooing half of her face! DUMBASS! ugh.
Oh My Stars!
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LOL! There is ABSOLUTELY no way in hell that she is telling the truth...stupid, stupid girl.
I had this same idea once. Fortunately, by the time the tattoo parlor opened up, the E wore off.
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Oh, just get some wings on your poonanny and your boyfriend will love you again.
LOL! I just got it! It says "3". DUH! I'm so blind.
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snowpiece on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:17pm.
she's only 18 people, be careful what you say or you could be asking for a beat down and forced to apologize.
- They gotta find me first!
I kinda thought this was some Twilight related shit at first as well....
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
HAH MK, I thought the same fucking thing when I saw that belt buckle. WTF, dude you KNOW she wanted those starz! FFS!