Will & Jada Are Doing It Everywhere
Redbook Magazine (via The Sun) asked Jada Pinkett Smith for tips on how to keep your sex life with your husband interesting. This made me fart. Anyway, Jada's advice to women is to do sexy times everywhere and anywhere. Go ahead and spread your fuck jelly all over your friend's guest towels.
Jada said, "Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom. Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road... Just switch it up. Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive."
The flame in Will & Jade's life is very much alive. Its name is Tom Cruise.
To me, this just confirms that these two aren't boning each other. I mean, her advice is to do it in your friend's bedroom? Oooh, how kinky and edgy. Come on, Jada. Give us the real shit. Tell us how to work the strap-on so that your big gay man's prostate squeals! I know how you do it!
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If you have to talk about that much you arent getting it.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^- http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
Oh yeah, and I had a former roommate of mine fuck her boyrfriend in the room while I was trying to sleep because it was "adventurous" for them to have fucky times 2 feet away from my face.
I didn't know that being kinky was interchangeable with disrespectful and disruptive. I must have missed something.
And I'm no prude, but whatever goes on between a man and I stays between us...I'd never involve some poor unknowing sucker's property into the situation.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
Will Smith seems kind of like a nice guy, all flakiness aside. But he never used to be this fucked up or attention whorish before, so I think it's an act. When he was on The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, he seemed so normal those days!
And Wicked Wisdom SUUUUUUUCCCCKKKKSSSSSSS. Jada Pinkett Smith's band sounds like a ripoff of Otep. Ozzfest has lowered standards for metal. It's become such a fucking joke lately.
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
Why do people like to talk about this in public? I just see it as a private matter whether you're a celebrity or not.
It's not REAL when you have to talk about it and make such a public nuisance...i mean display...of yourself.
Wake up mr. and mrs. phoneybolognas, we are NOT convinced.
If it looks like somethings wrong, and it jabbers on like someone double talking.....it's either a lawyer or a liar!
Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:24pm.
SmOOches Socky! Lookin' good! Long time no see
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Busy with school..finishing up my MBA! Hopefully, by next May. *crossing little sock monkey fingers*
Keep telling the BF...me don't like school!! Keeps pushing me out the door! *pouting*
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:15pm.
SmOOches Socky! Lookin' good! Long time no see
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:07pm.
Thanks girl!
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Submitted by James Haven on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:04pm.
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*bringing pink Vespa to a screeching halt* *jumping into James Haven's arms* *sock monkey hugs & smooches* Hi, James Haven!!!
ON T: These two doing fucky times?! Bitch...don't lie!!
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I love your stories, James Haven. You deserve a bigger room! And a tell-all book.
James Haven was attending a party at Sir Tommy's and needed to use the little boy's room. James Haven is not good at directions and couldn't find his way. James Haven finally found a door which opened to a very strange room. There were whips, chains, a waterbed with a leopard bedspread, an alligator in a tank, an oil painting of L. Ron in a pair of backless chaps looking over his shoulder with a rose in his mouth, and cameras everywhere! James Haven was jumping on the trampoline when he heard laughter heading his way!
Before the turn of the doorknob, James Haven found shelter in a shoe closet. The damn closet was bigger then James Haven's bedroom! James Haven made a mental note to demand Angie give him a bigger room. Therein the closet were thousands of shoes and photo's of Sir Tommy wearing nothing but Jimmy Choos and a smile. Nasty!
Something was going on out there and James Haven wanted to find out. So he peeked through the door and saw Sir Tommy and Will locked in a passionate kiss! There was Jada, taking photo's and pouring champagne. Sir Tommy asked Will if he would slip into something more comfortable and handed him a pair of pink furry handcuffs. Then they asked Jada to leave so they could have some "Man to man time". Just as Jada was about to leave, Katie burst into the room crying that she had enough and if she had to take one more day with Sir Tommy and his band of miscreants she would scream!
Sir Tommy pulled out a syringe, ran to Katie and stuck the syringe in her ass! She simmered down and left the room. The three got back to business but James Haven walked into Sir Tommy's feathered boa hanging on the door, and let out a sneeze!
Sir Tommy walked to the closet and told James Haven to "Come out with your hands in the air, I have a stun gun and know how to use it".
"James Haven! what are you doing in my closet?!"
James Haven told his tale of trying to find the little boy's room. Sir Tommy gave Will a look and just as Will grabbed rope and the syringe, in walked Simon Cowell. "What in bloody hell is going on in here?" James Haven ran into Simon's arms begging him to get him out of there.
For the rest of the party James Haven didn't leave Simon's side, well not until Simon's bodyguard carried James Haven out to his car.
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See James Haven in an Oscar winning performance!
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Rumor has it that they're both bisexual swingers.
Anywho, the whole having sex in your friend's bedroom reminds me of a story I heard about this couple having sexy times in their friend's room during a party. Since the couple in question were on the rather large side they totally nastified the friend's room with their fat sweaty bods, and the friend's bed was completely soaked with their sweat. GROSS! The couple left the room and later on the friend came into his room and collapsed on the bed unknowingly and then instantly jumped up screaming because he was COVERED in their mess. YUCKKK!!! That was a totally wrong story but so worth hearing.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Hmm..Jada is trying way too hard. No doubt this is to counter her shitty performance in the more shitty remake of "The Women", where she played a butch dyke. See? She was only acting! In real life Willie can't eat enough tuna! I hate both of these fools.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
bitch please...
I'm still hot for my husband after years cause he makes me feel good on an emotional level. If he didn't, doing it ANYWHERE would probably not be happening. What a dumb ho, so many better ways to answer this question.
Having sex in a variety of places and/or trying 'kinky' things is not going to instill passion in a passionless relationship. It might be fun once or twice but no more than that. I hate it when these bitches say that their marriage is lasting because they're so great and creative. Passion that naturally exists between two people is what makes good sex.
Who doesn't have access to his office? It's where the puters and pencils and junk are.
I once worked in an office where one of the owners was going through a bad divorce: seems his wife was displeased that he was sleeping with his secretary. Most of the senior guys in the office knew he was shagging her after work on the fabric-covered sofa of one of the other owners--who had no idea his sofa was being tested nightly.
GROSS
Stop having stuck-up children.
Please. This bitch is getting as much sex as I am. And if she is getting it, it isn't from Will.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:13pm.
Oh Shut Up Jada and your new show LOOKS STOOPID!
p.s. for any "Medium" fans, it's moving to CBS this fall...
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yay! I love Medium!!
ot/ sorry to steal someones words, but...ick nast!!
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jada's been reading cosmopolitan magazine for sex tips and reciting that shit to redbook cuz there ain't no way she and will are banging each other...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Will is def a flamer..
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
O THANK GAWD they are here to show us the way. *yawn*
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i am not close minded or anything, just don't like the fakeness. i am plenty open.
actress? more like gold diggin' beard.
they should do a forbes list of top 10 gold diggers, beard or not.
i'd say czj is prob. # 1, who knows what is in Katie Cruise's contract...
next move in the pr chess world, rihanna dating usher?
come on it would bring them both up relevance factor.
The more these two talk about their sex life, the less I'm convinced they actually have one. They try too hard.
Whenever I see her all I remember is that fucking wannabe metal band she was in for a half minute. That shit was TERRIFYING, bad, bad, bad...
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
Jada, come the fuck ON!
When you are doing all that she is describing, it sure the hell ain't with your spouse.
It's called an affair, slut!
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haha, so here is will and jada, the two i got usher and his wife confused with. But maybe i'm psychic, cause now i'm seeing that Usher IS gay. I saw someone write this on TMZ just now:
5. OMG.. WHEN IS THE WHITE COMMUNITY GOING TO KNOW WHAT BLACK FOLKS HAVE KNOWN FOR YEARS.
Usher is GAY as the day is long. Tameka was his beard. He pulled a Michael Jackson. He will get custody of the kids and be on his merry gay way.
I am thinking she had something on him. She was his stylist. MAybe she saw him and blackmailed him. Either way he is a dookie chaser....look at his mannerism
NOT THAT THEY IS ANYTHING WRONG WITH THAT.
Just google USHER GAY.
Posted at 10:54AM on Jun 16th 2009 by sam
Submitted by Plecostomus on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:46pm.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:09pm.
Nice picture but so obvious they PhotoShopped out his hands around her throat
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I'd like to thank TexnDoc for the inspiration.
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There now... THAT is much better!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
I hate this bitch. Will hasn't put his sausauge anywhere near her hole in years.
Now, they should ask TommyGirl what he does to keep him and Will's love alive - where they do it is what I want to read!
Sweet KISS! just heard that the first dating between them was on some tall dating place ___Tallmingle . C O M___ ,really?
Not secret these two swing. Guess Jada has to promote that stupid new show of hers.
Submitted by guilty of being... on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 2:23pm.
I thought these two were swingers..
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No doubt in my mind at all that they're swingers.
I think there's a lot more of that in Hollywood than comes out in the usual dirty laundry. Anyone remember Jenny McCarthy's ex claiming she was cheating and she came back saying that he "encouraged" her to be with other dudes (& chicks)? That's some 70s shag carpet, Plato's Retreat action right there, folks.
Scientolofreaks must have some epic key parties!
I thought these two were swingers..so of course she lets him fuck who he wants, when he wants..male or female. She just keeps on cashing the checks.
"How do you fuck a fat chick? Flip through the folds and when you smell shit...go back one."
I hate that condescending tone these celebs take when they're giving us their "secrets" and "tips". (Gwyneth's GOOP is Exhibit A.) I bet the Dlisters could teach HER a thing or two.
And what if our husbands aren't into public sex?
I dont understand Americans
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Another couple trying wayyyyy too hard to convince the public how in love they are.
It always spells trouble.
'Your girlfriend's house at a party'? That's not adventurous, it's rude,particularly if it's in her bedroom. I'd turn the hose on 'em.
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I hear that these two are involved in the swinger lifestyle. That way they get to sleep with as many other people as they want...she didn't mention that in her advice.
these 2 are annoying
and will smith is becoming less and less relevant
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Submitted by lelu on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:41pm.
Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party.
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At least she's honest. I like that Will and her are open enough to have a relationship at Jada's girlfriend's house and that Jada's girlfriend isn't possessive.
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Pffft. Yeah, right. We're so going to take advice from a mediocre actress who hit the jackpot by marrying Will Smith.
Submitted by 2Di4 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:43pm.
Submitted by TexnDoc on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:09pm.
Nice picture but so obvious they PhotoShopped out his hands around her throat
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I'd like to thank TexnDoc for the inspiration.
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Bottom-feeder.
I love when MK uses the "Why Are You Pulling My Dick?" tag. Priceless.
I refuse to take sex advice from any CO$ members.
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
Gimme a break that Jada really wants people to believe that she and Will do it in comfortable places outside unless they wants pictures of their nekkid asses all over the tabloids
LOL @ Plecostomus! Great avie!!
Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party.
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At least she's honest. I like that Will and her are open enough to have a relationship at Jada's girlfriend's house and that Jada's girlfriend isn't possessive.
Riiiiiiiight, this would be be a lot more convincing if Jada wasn't dykier than Pink wearing a strap-on.
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Hey baby! Did heaven lose a star? 'cause you've got niiiiiiice cans...
STFU Jada. Nobody cares.