Will & Jada Are Doing It Everywhere
Redbook Magazine (via The Sun) asked Jada Pinkett Smith for tips on how to keep your sex life with your husband interesting. This made me fart. Anyway, Jada's advice to women is to do sexy times everywhere and anywhere. Go ahead and spread your fuck jelly all over your friend's guest towels.
Jada said, "Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom. Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road... Just switch it up. Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive."
The flame in Will & Jade's life is very much alive. Its name is Tom Cruise.
To me, this just confirms that these two aren't boning each other. I mean, her advice is to do it in your friend's bedroom? Oooh, how kinky and edgy. Come on, Jada. Give us the real shit. Tell us how to work the strap-on so that your big gay man's prostate squeals! I know how you do it!
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STFU Jada. Nobody cares.
What happens when they open their eyes?
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Bottom-feeder.
"Be sneaky ... your girlfriend's house at a party. [NASTAY ORGY] The bathroom. [UNSANITARY...But i did hear that y'all have one of those toilet bowls that shoots water up your butt] A bedroom. [YA THINK] Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. [OH...LIKE A NUDIST CAMP]Does he have access to his office? [YES...AS WELL AS MR. SECURITY GUARD] Have a fantasy date. [LIKE ALL OF THIS SHIT] Be his secretary! [SO I CAN HAVE BETTER THOUGHTS ABOUT HIS REAL ONE] Pull over on the side of the road...[AND LET HIM PUT HAND CUFFS ON ME FOR WHEN THE POLICE ARRIVE] Just switch it up. [NOT LIKE THIS] Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive."
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:30pm.
Hehehe......true! :D
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
The Fresh Prince is totally picturing that mouth and tongue as Tommy Girl's no-no hole.
El B.,
Have you seen this one?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jHaR9rRpLg
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I have printed this picture out and taped it to my refrigerator... looking at those two with the tongue action is the BEST appetite suppressant ever.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
Nice try kids ::still manages to puke:: but I ain't buyin' what you're sellin'.
Migraine: Your wish is my command!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:04pm.
Couples who openly speak about their sex life are rather unsteady later in the relationship.
Sex is no one's business, except the one's whom it's happening with. It's got to do with respect towards the other person.
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EXACTLY! I was going to post the same thing. Seriously, if you talk about it all the time you are either A) trying to make yourself feel better for how lame it is or B)that is all your relationship is based on and you're a twit.
There is the option C that you have tourettes but I mean, don't we all?
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You say potato, I say vodka!
DQ....
will you alert me when there is an open post? This is damned boring!! Might as well do some work. *sigh*
Anyone remember when Jada had that metal band Wicked Wisdom going? They were so embarrassingly bad, it was painful to watch. Yet, they played Ozzfest, Letterman and The Tonight Show. That Scientology money can perform miracles!
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Submitted by Stoney on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:22pm.
ElB I think you need the gosselin do on Eddie.
Hahaha! I dont think he'd look any different! Think hes had that style already!!
@ Clarisse, not bending over for you! Your avvy looks like hes waiting to look up my A-Hole!!
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For some reason, their whole trying too hard over-disclosure reminds me of the scene in 'I Shot Andy Warhol' where Candy Darling (Stephen Dorff) talks about being a woman.
"I get my period every day! I'm *such* a woman!"
Will & Jada are so banging other same sex people. Exactly Jada has a new show so we bound to hear more verbal vomit. (I promised I wouldnt talk smack about Will since I saw him hug a bunch of lil kids @ a movie theater a few mths ago. Mind u there was no press around.I cannot tell u how gracious Will was to these kids. He even told the kiddies to stay in school & off drugs. It warmed the cockles of my cold heart. lol) But I do believe Will is Tommy Girl's main squeeze.
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Stoney!
NO! Eddie Iz as Eddie Iz!!!!!
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are they really scientyloonies? i thought they denied it many times.i know some of their 'friends' are scientoloons.
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She didn't really say her friends bedroom, so I'm going to pretend that she meant in the broomcloset or the attic or something.
Thanks, Clarisse. I just sent her a fb message.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
ElB I think you need the gosselin do on Eddie.
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El B.,
Bend over, now!
DQ,
No haven't seen Carrot. I sent her a DM...
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*yawn*
"Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:19pm.
TEAM DENISE RICHARDS ADS!!!
Bring 'em back! Whos with me? :)
LOL.. I am with you.. whatever pays MK's bills.
they have been 'married' for a while. when is their contract coming to an end?
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I've seen the full-size version of this photo and I have to admit that Jada's boner is pretty damn impressive.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:17pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:10pm.
Ick. You know, Mr. DQ & I have a pretty great sex life, but I'm certainly not going to share the details -- particularly w/ strangers!
Not even pictures? Go on, just me!!
>>>>>> www.pervywebsitedude@yahoo.co.uk
BWAHAHAHAHA! El B, if you want to lose some weight real quick, I could send you some, but other than inducing vom, I don't think they'd be too effective.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
TEAM DENISE RICHARDS ADS!!!
Bring 'em back! Whos with me? :)
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i really don't get gay vibes from Will. Jada, maybe, but not Will. I used to love him, but that ended as soon as I found out he was a Scientologist :(
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does anyone ever say, none of your fucking bidness anymore? Christ on a cracker.
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Fucka doodle-do.
i really don't get gay vibes from Will. Jada, maybe, but not Will. I used to love him, but that ended as soon as I found out he was a Scientologist :(
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Clarisse: HAHA! I don't think my stories are worth $.05!
Off topic, but has anyone seen LCT around?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Snarkley!
RIGHT!!! No couples allowed!
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Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:10pm.
Ick. You know, Mr. DQ & I have a pretty great sex life, but I'm certainly not going to share the details -- particularly w/ strangers!
Not even pictures? Go on, just me!!
>>>>>> www.pervywebsitedude@yahoo.co.uk
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Why did i just think of the tail wagging the dog. Oh, because this is just some stupid bullshit (Oh, and sex sells) attempt to get back in the spotlight to promote your dumbass nurse hawthorne show.
Her fecking acting sucks ass. I saw her on this interview this morning and let's just say bricks are smarter.
Yuck! The tongues out makes them desperate.
I guess I need to get a bigger purse, then, so I can have my giant purple ramp with me just in case.
Oh Shut Up Jada and your new show LOOKS STOOPID!
p.s. for any "Medium" fans, it's moving to CBS this fall...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I've always felt a strong gay vibe emanating from Jada. Not so much from Will. But anyone involved with Scientology is sexually suspect...
Snarkly - yes, I loved his Bad Boy's character.
My favorite scene is from Bad Boys II when Marcus is all jacked up on E in the Captain Howards house. So flipping funny!!
DQ,
So, um, we are S.O.L. on some stories??? I got $5 bucks!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:06pm.
*crosses off Mr. and Mrs. Smith...uh, WILL Smith off guest list*
Could you IMAGINE? No friends are allowed in my house ever again.
Ick. You know, Mr. DQ & I have a pretty great sex life, but I'm certainly not going to share the details -- particularly w/ strangers!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
The more she talks about her sex life with Will less I think that she has one.
If she's boinking him as often as she claims, when does she have time to yap about it?
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Nice picture but so obvious they PhotoShopped out his hands around her throat.
I'm sure one of them has previously said they have an open relationship and let each other fuck whoever they want, as long as they get permission.
By "sex", Jada means "clean off scientologist spunk"
yeah, right. OK, Jada. We "believe" you *wink wink*
*crosses off Mr. and Mrs. Smith...uh, WILL Smith off guest list*
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i honestly don't buy that either of these people are gay. Tommy girl, Travolta and even Hugh i'd understand but not these two.
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Submitted by El Bastardo on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 1:02pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:59pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:57pm.
Um, actually, she's got a point. Being your husbands adventurous whore keeps HIM interested and always trying to up the antie (sp?)
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Someone call the Spelling Police?
"ante"
"Auntie" Trying to get up his Auntie!
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JUST LOL!
Welcome.
And Jada? Is is nasty to leave bodily fluids in a gf's bed.