Will & Jada Are Doing It Everywhere
Redbook Magazine (via The Sun) asked Jada Pinkett Smith for tips on how to keep your sex life with your husband interesting. This made me fart. Anyway, Jada's advice to women is to do sexy times everywhere and anywhere. Go ahead and spread your fuck jelly all over your friend's guest towels.
Jada said, "Be sneaky... your girlfriend's house at a party. The bathroom. A bedroom. Think of places outside that are comfortable to have sex. Does he have access to his office? Have a fantasy date. Be his secretary! Pull over on the side of the road... Just switch it up. Anything like that can keep it going. Anything it takes to keep the flame alive."
The flame in Will & Jade's life is very much alive. Its name is Tom Cruise.
To me, this just confirms that these two aren't boning each other. I mean, her advice is to do it in your friend's bedroom? Oooh, how kinky and edgy. Come on, Jada. Give us the real shit. Tell us how to work the strap-on so that your big gay man's prostate squeals! I know how you do it!
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"Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:57pm.
That good, huh?"
I'll be honest and say the first few episodes are meh at best, but after the third episode, it gets really, really good. I'm happy I stuck with the show.
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Thanks Mikey! Just when I started to get nauseas, I read "Tom Cruise" and all is well! So tired of reading about Jada Pinkett Smith giving "Goop" type advice about how we mortals should live our lives! We all know Will Smith loves to dabble!
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Their alien tongues reminds me of the 90's series Dark Skies. The aliens would take human form, but out would pop a tongue that would make Gene Simmons jealous and zap someone.
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Couples who openly speak about their sex life are rather unsteady later in the relationship.
Sex is no one's business, except the one's whom it's happening with. It's got to do with respect towards the other person.
I rememeber Katie Price and Whatshisname talking about the MOST intimate crap.....see what happened? :)
Also.....their kids and parents could read this.
Oh, and the friend who threw the party!!!! Hehehe...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Thank you EEG for correcting my misspelling of ANTE.
I knew it was wrong. But I am too lazy to look that shit up.
I always want to picture him as Mike Lowery from "Bad Boys", I can't stand the thought of him being a brain dead $cientologist or Tommy Girl's boy-toy.
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:57pm.
Um, actually, she's got a point. Being your husbands adventurous whore keeps HIM interested and always trying to up the antie (sp?)
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Someone call the Spelling Police?
"ante"
"Auntie" Trying to get up his Auntie!
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Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:58pm.
Ante.
Jerry Hall said it best, "you have to be a cook in the kitchen and a hor in the bedroom"
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What's "cooking"?
LOL.
I can see that her lil phrase really worked out for her. NOT.
Who's Mick with these days?
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Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:57pm.
Um, actually, she's got a point. Being your husbands adventurous whore keeps HIM interested and always trying to up the antie (sp?)
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Someone call the Spelling Police?
"ante"
"To me, this just confirms that these two aren't boning each other."
Yup! Never trust the ones who talk about their sex lives or how much in LURV they are.
If you are satisfied and happy you don't feel the need to over-share.
Submitted by Deb on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:54pm.
The more people talk about the hot sexy times they're having, the less I believe them.
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TOTALLY
Its like skeevy dudes who tell you "I'm a really nice guy" when you meet them. RED FLAG!!
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Of course she has a point. But the fact that she felt the need to make it is what makes her a cunt.
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Ante.
Jerry Hall said it best, "you have to be a cook in the kitchen and a whore in the bedroom"
Submitted by Trini on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:54pm.
Eeww their tongues! I just noticed that...
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I was actually impressed that they are a pretty pink. Hers anyway....I'm dyke-y like that. (PSL!)
I know who Will's thinking of, but who's Jada thinking of?
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Bottom-feeder.
Um, actually, she's got a point. Being your husbands adventurous whore keeps HIM interested and always trying to up the antie (sp?)
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:54pm.
"Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:51pm.
LOL. I'm gonna have to rent True Blood."
Don't rent. Buy. Target has the first season on sale for $25!
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That good, huh?
Also, isn't this whole "we're having tons of xes" the thing that ALL celebrities say before the divorce papers are filed?
OH, and by the way, please watch my new show!................ *yawns*
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with thi
ugh, now that this alien beard has some fuckin tv show were gonna hear all kinds of verbal vomit from her.
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"Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:51pm.
LOL. I'm gonna have to rent True Blood."
Don't rent. Buy. Target has the first season on sale for $25!
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Eeww their tongues! I just noticed that...
The more people talk about the hot sexy times they're having, the less I believe them.
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whatever, she has a new cable tv show. that's why she made this crap up
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LOL everyone already knows these two stopped having sex a long time ago. Who the fuck are they trying to fool...themselves.
Thanks for the advice, cunt.
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So are they both Scientologists or wut?
I lost it at the title. I can't picture these two ever having sex, let alone going at it like rabbits wherever they go.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 12:50pm.
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LOL. I'm gonna have to rent True Blood.
shut the fuck up...I don't need your sex advice, you stupid dyke.
(no offense to dykes)
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
I'm glad she didn't mention "Have sex in a graveyard" because that "True Blood" scene still scares the shit out of me. It's not sanitary, damn it!@
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gross.