Tuesday, June 16th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Cristiano Ronaldo's Sexay Massage
After surviving Parasite Hilton's bomb zone snatch, Cristiano Ronaldo went off to Las Vegas where he got a tantalizing massage from a tall drink of organic SEX. There was no need for a happy ending, because Cristiano was happy throughout the whole thing. Wouldn't you be? Although, I don't think the dude is giving him a massage for pleasure or because of an injury. Dude is trying to get Parasite's mutant crabs out of Cristiano's body. They crawled up his ass while he was grossy grossy times with her. Hopefully, he learned his lesson.
Also, I think her crabs ate his entire pit bush. Thankfully, his eyebrows haven't been nibbled on yet. They are looking as precious as ever.
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mmmmhhhmm. Yeah, it's all fun and games till he gets skin cancer.
"It is what it is"
I would suck the skin off his cock ________________________________________________
"I'm here to chew bubble gum and kick ass...and I'm all outta bubble gum"
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:15pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:14pm.
Nightynight, you ponies.
Sweet dreams!!!!!
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Wait come back!! What are your thoughts on COPENHAGEN furniture??
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Good morning.
To me, Scandinavia is the New Italy!
I am sick of those grey-white-black snobs!!!
There is AMAZING design coming from Denmark -I deal with a few companies from there.
Also Norway and the Netherlands have a few good companies and very talented young designers. :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
The dirty things I would do to that man...
What's going on there - he's getting his sigmoid colon palpated?
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^- http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
view haloooooo
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:14pm.
Nightynight, you ponies.
Sweet dreams!!!!!
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Wait come back!! What are your thoughts on COPENHAGEN furniture??
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:51pm.
Just checked my local news and the government is using CL to sell ferries. Funny.
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LOL!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:58pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:41pm.
M.E.
At my work, a posh London interior agency, we raise eyebrows at Ikea.
Almost all my furniture is from there, but I 'tuned' it :)
We are some pretencious snobs!
Ikea is alright though :D
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No doubt, Ikea is a mecca for suburban American clones, but it still has some cool things here and there. I don't think I have a single IKEA thing in mah house. But that's not because I work at SOTHEBY'S, it's cuz I can't afford it. I like trolling antique stores. Get this, I picked up a ROOTBEER BAKELITE bangle for THREE DOLLARS and a murano glass bowl for $9! I'm snobby AND cheap!! Twisted like that.
And that oval lounger thing is a f'g riot.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:51pm.
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that's kinda wrong, isn't it?
LOL
and I leave for like 1 MINUTE and we're back to CHOKEY TIMES?? dayum.
Just checked my local news and the government is using CL to sell ferries. Funny.
http://www.theprovince.com/Technology/Albion+ferries+sale+Craigslist/170...
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:16pm.
angel,
Without question. ;)
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*sigh* Craigslist really IS the best invention since flushed toilets!
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:50pm.
Foxy, a little farther north.
Uvula - I had to go to Asilomar Conference center a couple months back to bid a job. I was in awe. All my years of living here and I'd never gone there. It was BEAUTIFUL!
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I started going there probably 25 years ago and it's THE place my mom, sister and I have gone over the years for a pauper's holiday. Just a night or two, the walk to the beach down that long boardwalk and box lunches from Crocker Hall for the drive home.
EEG -
*MUAH*
Lubs you hor!
M.E.,
That made me choke on my iced tea.
angel,
Without question. ;)
Nightynight, you ponies.
Sweet dreams!!!!!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Can I get a massage like that on Craigslist, do you think?
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
NOT THE CHOKE HOLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:04pm.
Farrah,
Oops, haha, in order found!
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oh, ok! LOL!
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Oh, if only didn't have roomates.
Kinky shit is for his house.
Extra evil smile.
If it wouldn't bait you know who, I could tell you about some interesting police holds. :)
Does the CL BF bend you over the CL table???
*evil smile*
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:02pm.
jack in the hat - Yep BH= Bitch hub. LOL
lol M.E. so the B is not for brilliant?
I learned the hard way after my kids broke two piece of shit couches in the same year.
that's when I started buying used high end.
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Fucka doodle-do.
There is a UK craigslist!!!!!!! Umpf!
I thought we only had gumtree....
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Farrah,
Oops, haha, in order found!
EEG - I just seen that. WTF?
Like Corporal Choker is STD free after all the German punanny.
Submitted by Event Horizon on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:57pm.
comeon, you found your man under chokers
but some of us can use discretion when meeting people. unlike you.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:02pm.
LMAO
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by christine the hoff on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:59pm.
you listen to the hoff now, it's better to have gently used high end furniture than new crap, trust me!
my loveseat's a Broyhill, it came with matching pillows and armrest covers for forty bucks. it's in perfect shape.
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You are so right! I agree 100%!!
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the end...
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:55pm.
LOVED how the kitchen table came in first and the bf last.Was that list in "relevance" order?
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
jack in the hat - Yep BH= Bitch hub. LOL
EH,
Are you seriously giving who to fuck advice??!
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:47pm.
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The Orbit Lounger would make a pefect setting for some elderly porn.
Who on earth designed this??? :D
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
you listen to the hoff now, it's better to have gently used high end furniture than new crap, trust me!
my loveseat's a Broyhill, it came with matching pillows and armrest covers for forty bucks. it's in perfect shape.
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Fucka doodle-do.
M.E. - I've always been curious when you refer to BH... "bitch husband"? it's killin me
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:43pm.
Submitted by Mother Superior on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:41pm.
M.E.
Do you have..........IKEA???
*hides under stone*
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LOL. Why? Ikea rulez!!
SO much so, that the Fktown I live in has these senior citizen DAY TRIPS where they pick up your old azz and drive you 2 hours up the road to PHX JUST TO GO TO THE IKEA!!!!!!!!!
I KEY YA!!!
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At my work, a posh London interior agency, we raise eyebrows at Ikea.
Almost all my furniture is from there, but I 'tuned' it :)
We are some pretencious snobs!
Ikea is alright though :D
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:55pm.
Things I have found on CL:
kitchen table
Microwave stand (Ikea NEW)
Free firewood
and
a bf.
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I would be so scared to touch ANYBODY off of craigslist much less find a boytoy, after all the blistering, rash ridden peens ive seen on the encounters page...ugh, no way!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Never buy anything from someone whos out of breath*
Things I have found on CL:
kitchen table
Microwave stand (Ikea NEW)
Free firewood
and
a bf.
Now all I have to do is convince the BH who has Krystal taste on a PBR budget.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:51pm.
Foxy - I'm kinda digging this set:
http://www.biglots.com/LawnGarden/item.aspx?cid=22&scid=70&iid=5282
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NIce CHOICE! I was going to suggest wicker, but the prices always seem so high. HOPE YOU GET WHAT YOU WANT!!
I gotta go to el banko for some business-o. c'YALL tomarrow.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:38pm.
M.E.,
CL is excellent. I am sitting at a brand new kitchen table that I picked up for $50 because dude was leaving town the next day. NEW.
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Awesome. I got a $700 chandelier for $40. Granted, I had to put it back together. I'll post a pic sometime.
Migraine - have you seen our senior citizens drooling up your store?
Foxy - I'm kinda digging this set:
http://www.biglots.com/LawnGarden/item.aspx?cid=22&scid=70&iid=5282
Foxy, a little farther north.
Uvula - I had to go to Asilomar Conference center a couple months back to bid a job. I was in awe. All my years of living here and I'd never gone there. It was BEAUTIFUL!
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:43pm.
LOL. Why? Ikea rulez!!
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i agreez. I used to visit the Ikea near San Fran, but i was pretty pissed when i couldn't find the damn slip covers. I think it's still kinda a little overpriced, tho.
And btw, yeah, some people around here take it way too seriously, enough to try and fuck with your account. No biggie to me, i shank beeshes before breakfast, as a workout.
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
"an" Orbit Lounger, not "a" Orbit Lounger
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:37pm.
I will check out the Martha Stewart shit. Craigslist had crap. Except for the estate sale down in Pebble Beach.
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*sigh*
I miss the fuck outta Asilomar.
Submitted by M.E. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:46pm.
Foxy - I'm about a 1/2 hour from Pebble Beach.
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Monterey?
LOL - M.E. - CHECK OUT THIS PAGE!!! It has this funky azz thing called a "Orbit Lounger" - it looks like a GD OVAL BED for the yard!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhh haaaaaa haaaaaa haaaaaaa. I want one. The pets would love it. There are some benches, there, too. Like $50. You could very well have the patio set of your drooly desk dreams for under $300:
http://www.biglots.com/lawngarden/subcategory.aspx?scid=73
Foxy - I'm about a 1/2 hour from Pebble Beach.