Tuesday, June 16th 2009

Hot Slut Of The Week: Quween On The Scene

Birthday: ?
Age: ?
Birth Name: Quween on the Scene, obviously.

Original Date of HS of the Day: June 8, 2009
Claim to Fame: TMZ first started picking up on Quween immediately when she started busting the paps for effing with famehos. Quween became the ruler of the streets and a savior to all celebwhores! I got buttery for Quween when she started a war with Chicken Cutlets. Thankfully, they called a truce, so I don't have to pick a side.

Where is she now? Protecting the streets of Beverly Hills from the posarassi!

Why is she HS of the Week? Because Quween has embraced the title! Kat Tales TV asked the Quween how she felt about being named a Hot Slut of the Day and this is what she had to say. It's a little intimate, so you might need a ciggie and a hot wash cloth afterwards.


Posted by: Michael K


fucking awesome... i think we need to make some more room on the fame tree to up her level of famousness. someone push megan fox out and put quween on her branch!

yucko's picture

She's not nearly as annoying to listen to as I thought she would be.

Yet... she sounds way too sentient for someone who is doing the kind of bullshit celebrity-magnet crap she is doing. I think the fact that she's clearly so aware makes her "profession" kind of inappropriate to me, especially for lauding.

Who is this crackhead, and why is ANYONE paying any attention to her? More importantly, why should I care?

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Submitted by Desert Rose on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:30pm.

I totally agree with you. As prolific as quween is on the scene with all the famewhores, i was captivated by this amanduh. i couldn't stop watching her videos. each one was more disturbing than the previous. i think i spent the whole day on sunday just trolling around all her sites.
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Noelegy's picture

I love her just a little.

She reminds me of a lady I used to work with, the person who taught me how to crochet. Most of the time she was just a perfectly nice coworker, but every once in a while she would go off on some funny shite.

P.S. Quween has no Wikipedia page! Someone must correct this deficiency at once.

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Mittmah's picture

She's going to end up making more money than me...*sigh*.

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MrPossumsMama's picture

I think I knew Quween in Baltimore.

paris herpes's picture

I like how she lifted her leg, looks like she laid a big one.

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Bitingontinfoil's picture

Why is *anyone* giving this chicken-headed crackwhore a SECOND of her time. Good for cutlets! GET A FRICKEN JOB!!!

angel_i's picture

Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:02pm.

Hi angel!

Sorry about your friend's passing...he was obviously a part of what makes Kensington Market so interesting and unique.

Must go there again soon...
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Thanks. It's been a little while but I feel badly cuz I stopped going up to see him when his mind really started going - I couldn't hack it. And I hadn't been in the Market a while (I live close but it's easy enuff to avoid) and he'd died the day before I went back. I met his brother for the first time that day - they looked SO much alike. It was bizarre. I do have a very cool artsy B/W of him, that someone took ages ago, tho, so...*sigh*

ANYWAY - I was just gonna say: It's fun these days! We have Pedestrian Only Sundays now and it really has succeeded in turning the place back into a full-time festival, really. Check it out;p

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The C word's picture

Hi angel!

Sorry about your friend's passing...he was obviously a part of what makes Kensington Market so interesting and unique.

Must go there again soon...

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LA's picture

Correction to my last comment: make that "you OR Harvey Levin."

Sheesh.

LA's picture

Michael K - Quween name-checked Dlisted on KROQ's Kevin and Bean last Friday. She was trying to figure out who called her a crackhead, you are Harvey Levin. She's pissed at one of you!

angel_i's picture

Hey joe, waddyaknow? :) And C Word - hello to you too:)

Quween makes me kinda sad. She reminds me of a dear friend I had that passed away recently.

Once when we were sitting in his shambles of his apartment blowing a fattie, this girl told a story of when they were younger (he always lived in Kensington Market) and he would go outside (picture this lady here but in a VERY tall male) in shorts, rainbow socks and a huge fro and throw a huge sabre up into the air, catch it and say: "DID YOU KNOW that European Meats is having a sale today on INSIDE ROUND STEAK?!" and throw it again, catch it: "THAT's RIGHT! Only 2.99 a pound, friends!...and so on...I WISH I could have seen that. (I remember her saying that people would just HEAR the sabre go up - it was that big - and stop dead in their tracks, even with their backs turned)

But he always attracted attention to himself...for a while he sold hot sauce (that he made - all natural, it was AWESOME) and he would sell it from off a crate in the street - chatting up passersby: Hey, hey pretty lady! Pretty lady dressed in yellow, get some hot sauce for your fellow!"...

he lived there forever and he always had SOME kinda schtick going on but it was always changing...just always with the ideas followed by the drinking...and so on...He was always very charming, it was real sad to see him fade away (even tho he WAS quite old)...

♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

justice's picture

I wasn't into this woman until this interview.

The speed and fluency of her responses are so slick. Only a street hustler possesses a vocabulary like this baybaybay!

"I'm not a poet, I just know it"

--thanks awfully--

TexnDoc's picture

Any YouTube with Quween that is over 30 seconds is too long. Angelyne would get out of her pink Corvette and throw her drink at a pap. Plus she's over 50 and talks like a baby. No comparison. "Posarrasi" is good, but "I'm calling 911. You're sexually assaulting me" in baby is great.

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@joe shmoe:

No, not very regal but the do-rag is the homeless equivalent to one of Queen Liz's millinery masterpieces.

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Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:42pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:37pm.
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I love how she says "How 'bout Thursday?"...like her schedule's pretty full until then.
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Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:38pm.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:37pm.
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Hey Angel :)

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:37pm.
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I love how she says "How 'bout Thursday?"...like her schedule's pretty full until then.

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Otolemur's picture

Gleeeeeeeeee! Quween is my favorite obsession. She didn't try to chicken cutlet her glorious title with that "hot babe" fluff a la PP... no, she owned the slut!

Respect the Quween. Obey the Quween. FEAR the Quween!

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:37pm.

Yuh. She's crazy alright. Crazy like a fox.
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Yeap.

♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

thatgirlshines's picture

that is some FUCKING. HOT. SHIT. right there!

joe shmoe's picture

Yuh. She's crazy alright. Crazy like a fox.

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booboo's picture

Kevin and Bean actually interviewed her on KROQ a few days ago, i think they were going to put a link on their site for people to financially help her if they are so inclined....atleast thats what they said

I_was_a_slave4U's picture

CUM ON THE QUWEEN!

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YOU BETTAH WORK!
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angel_i's picture

MK! Bad boy! We know when this hos birthday is becuz Phoebe sang Happy Birthday to her! How could you forget May 31st?!? It should be a fucking DListed holiday, for crying out loud!

http://www.dlisted.com/node/32302

♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.

fuzzyslippers's picture

GOD, I AM SO HOT RIGHT NOW!

This bitch... fucking dynamite! HSOTM!!!!

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For all you Alan Rickman lovers:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoqgZ595PHk

!WARNING!: This video will make pie goods temperatures reach critical levels. Risk of pie goods explosion is high. Use extreme caution.

Candy Lynn's picture

Quween's view about Gay Marraige. a must see!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NK8D1Gp2SZY

Desert Rose's picture

Oh come on, this totally belongs to that Amandah chick. I spent nearly an hour on her youtube page laughing at her delusions of grandeur.

Balenciaga Bitch's picture

LOL at the sexaay 900 phone calls.

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Raul Duke's picture

Hot Slut Of The Week: Quween On The Scene! Congrats bitch! You just won yur ass a Walmart cart full of cans!

Thornhill's picture

Homeless people are cool..

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Candy Lynn's picture

OHMMFG.........

Phoebe's Days and Reign are numbered.....

She should be a lock for Hot Slut of the Month, and I think she's a real contender for Hot Slut of the Year!

Hysteria's picture

lamo @ "posarassi"

ahaahaha! she is definitely hawt, what?!

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hotslutoftheday's picture

This made me soooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hotslutoftheday's picture

This made me soooo happy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

force noir's picture

I was down in WeHo during the Prop8 protests a few weeks back. i prayed to find her, but failed. gotta find the good word!
she still kinda scary, though,

letinstar's picture

that quween interview was so hot, it was nuclear...and i'm ever so grateful in the still shot of the quween, that there are no holes in her pants crotch area...bow down...
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I agree with 'force noir', Quween is def the second coming. It's not something I can explain to lesser spiritual beings. I mean, I can just FEEL it.

106.7.. The Beat...? Ha ha ha.

Like Tee said, I haven't heard Ralph Garman talk about her so far.. unless I somehow missed it? She's their kind of guest though, he he.

cMal's picture

Please hire Quween! Because in this economy...

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ghettoprincess's picture

She said "I'm not a poet, I just know it. Word." Classic.

WipeOutPutOutGetOut's picture

I would call her a famewhore but in reality I think she's been blown up all over the place and if she is really homeless, maybe she will earn her way out of the bottom.

Also I think she's probably batshit crazy. So.

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Submitted by LucasW on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:38pm.
"She definitely looks like Sheree from The Real Housewives of Atlanta without the money."

LMAO...I was thinking the same thing! It just goes to show that anyone can be famous for a week. But HS is a right of passage...

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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 4:42pm.

This post needs an Uncomfortable tag as well.

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LOL! You took the words right out of my mouth...

EvilShoe's picture

This post needs an Uncomfortable tag as well.

I bet she used to work the sexay 900 phones calls.

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fanfunkintastic's picture

that's fucking amazing