Megan Fox Is Cruel
In London last night, a young boy with pleading eyes tried to bestow a beautiful yellow rose upon Megan Fox, but she rejected him! That boy probably spent his ice cream money on that flower! Or maybe he's an orphan! Yeah, that's it. He threw porridge in the head mistress of the orphanage's face, escaped out the front door, stole a rose and then ran directly to Megan's hotel. He risked everything just to give her a rose and that slut broke his heart! Just like that.
In some of the pictures it even looks like she's acreaming "GOOOOO!!!! MOVE FASTER" to her bodyguards. Like she's trying to get away from the ball of sweetness! All he wanted was for her to take his rose.
Right after Megan murdered any hope he had left in this world, that urchin shuffled into an alley. He stared at the unwanted rose and suddenly felt hatred towards it for not being beautiful enough for Megan. So he ate the rose to rid it from his sight. The thorns cuts his vocal cords and now he's mute! He's a mute thanks to Megan Fox! Megan Fox is a monster!
And yes, my bong co-wrote this post.
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What a fucking WHORE...If it were my kid trying to give her a flower and she acted like that, Id rip her fucking head off and shit down her throat.
Stupid cunt...
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Wouldn't it be funny if the kid's yelling at her "buy the fucking rose bitch"??? He's def pronouncing an "F" and she's cringing. Maybe he IS a pikey trying to get her to buy a rose and being a little shit about it. It's possible.....no?
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I'm your huckleberry...BITCH!!
eh...the way Hollywood works now and the fact that she's talentless, she should soak up her 15 minutes of fame while it lasts and she has no right acting like a diva. I mean...what has she done that's significant? She'll probably keep getting more and more plastic surgery in an effort to save her career as she ages and end up looking like a caricature of herself like Pam Anderson. Sad that these naturally pretty women whore themselves up with plastic just for attention.
What I want to know is why this bitch can never shut her fucking mouth. By that I don't mean can't stop talking. I mean why can't she shut her mouth? Too much plastic surgery already?
What I want to know is why this bitch can never shut her fucking mouth. By that I don't mean can't stop talking. I mean why can't she shut her mouth? Too much plastic surgery already?
I want to like her. She's obviously gorgeous but in a way that's artificially flavored. Everything about her is just too much. There's nothing that comes across as genuine or natural.
I give her props for making a career out of sexy poses. But how long can that last? She's still young but there are plenty of actresses her age that have shown they've got the talent to back up their looks.
I'm sorry. But I think that is funny. She left that poor ball of sweat in the dust clinging onto his rose.
Okay, this is somehow related since this trick is in Transformers II.
They played a commercial for Transformers II toys and my son was pissy. They had a wanna-a-be Optimus Prime voice, and he was like "I don't think so, there can only BE one Prime!". My little angel got on the computer, went to their website and sent them a bitch letter. He doesn't like change.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
What a stupid slag... she's the EPITOME of a tacky, cheap wannabe ho, all those retards that say she's still hot are DELUDED! And obviously wearing their rose coloured nasty skank vision glasses a little too tightly.
I hope that kid pukes up the giant baggie of fish and chips he just ate over her foul synthetic weave.
My eyes are burning from here from the toxic plastic fumes she's emitting.
Barf!
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:39pm.
*passes mirrored shades*
Can you see clearly now, my dear?
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I've just registered to say I hate this sweaty fake plastic bitch,how she thinks she are,looks like car pneumatic to me.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:39pm.
LOL!
@Tigerlilly:
Here. Take this...puff, pass...It TOTALLY cured me.
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. . .it's a chick. . .Chaz?
100% hotness. hurts my eyes in fact.
--thanks awfully--
It certainly looks like he's the one dropping the F bombs.
I can't h8 on Megan cuz she's got so much purty...I'm hypnotized by her purty...Even when she crushes the sad pathetic dreams of a young lonely tubby lad, I'm too distracted by the purty to give a rat's ass.
I can't even be a jelly h8r cuz her purty won't let me...
Megan Fox's purty is taking over my brain! Oh, god! Is this what happened to Brangeloonies???? IT IS, ISN'T IT??? FUCK!!!
Quick, someone start me an IV of h8rade, STAT! Put a blindfold on me so I can't see Megan's purty!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
What a tragic but beautiful story.
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Submitted by mharker on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:20pm
Oh shit, it WAS Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen. Shows how much I know. Still, it's a highly impressive resume. *eyeroll*
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I'm a good little girl! A good little,good little, good little girl!
Puff, pack, pass...
You know what I LOVE about this? I believe she was just so caught up in the flashing light DRAH-MA of being a REAL FOR REAL celebrity that she din't even notice that guy. Her head was that far up her own ass. And now - everybody's yelling at her for being a snobby ho. LOL! Luvs it.
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The dumbass tattoo on her forearm makes me laugh. What a douchebag.
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:20pm.
ok well goodnight people, you must be all perfect people with perfect manners and wonderful lives, that's the reason why you spend half your lives on the internet, because you are all so fucking perfect! adios.
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Oh bugger off, tool!
don't shank me, but Megah is really purty...FOR A BEAST.
ok well goodnight people, you must be all perfect people with perfect manners and wonderful lives, that's the reason why you spend half your lives on the internet, because you are all so fucking perfect! adios.
Submitted by Hotmami on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:15pm.
She wasn't in Mean Girls. It was Confessions of a Teenage Drama Queen, the crappy first version of that movie. (I wish I didn't know that).
Megan Fox must really worship Jolie, because she looks skinnier than she used to be. I used to grudgingly think she was pretty, but now she looks like a four-limbed insect.
Off-topic: I'M SO HAPPY THAT HTE DENISEHORICHARDS ADS ARE GONE!!! YAY. OH HAPPY DAY!!
What a cunt indeed!! I bet she didn't ask herself WWSAD (What Would St. Angie Do?).
On the other hand, maybe she did and she thought it would be this and she's probably right :P
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This nitwit will last probably a few years, since she lacks any talent what so ever she will end up like the rest that came before her, fat, drunk and lonely.
Are you kidding me? Who the hell does she think she is? I feel so bad for that poor kid. Does she think she's some kind of A-list master thespian? Bitch, let's go over your filmography, shall we? Mean Girls, which was someone else's movie. Transformers. I can't think of anything else. What a fucking bitch. Here is the proof I needed that she is a total POS.
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The worst part is I can just picture this chick walking through a boyscout meeting with her nipples out just so she could feel like she was getting attention from males. I don't know why, but she strikes me as the type. And then if the boys didn't pay attention she would wet her t-shirt "accidentally".
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:59pm.
Pass that bong over here because I'm so fucking pissed at that stuck up cunt... need to calm down or I'll have a stroke.
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Pack, puff, pass...
One good thing to remember is that MK can spot a trainwreck several miles away...
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Oh, FFS! You take the damn flower, flash the chubby a smile, turn the corner and throw it in the trash can! Then you'd have a gold story on your hands, instead of a story about this cunt being a cunt! JEEBUS!
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Nice boobages though. Its clearly not so cold anymore in the last post MK put up her nipples were so erect that she could have poked someone's eyes out with those things.
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Ahhaha... that was my first speculation about the boy/man! So evil.
Cold-hearted! The poor kids fucking adorable, like it wouldn't have killed the bitch just to take the rose and smile.
I feel for that poor little guy. Cold bitch.
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"You can lead a whore to culture but you can't stop her from throwing a glass of vodka at it" DEB
I have found that if your a genius or a mal-adjusted monkeys miscarriage, if you keep yer trap shut, no one will ever know. Puff, puff pass...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Even though that boy is probably 35 years old with a hormone problem, this post broke my heart!! Can someone explain to me why she wouldn't take the flower?
**Social trends are social engineering.**
I hate Cunts! she is one of them
Fuck you megan Fox, Fuck you.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
-"Submitted by madam s. on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:50pm."
I agree!!.
Uker, personally... I just hate stupid people AND Megan Fox IS STUPID. It doesn't matter if she speaks her mind or not, it doesn't matter if she says the things others are "too afraid" to say... whatever comes out of her mouth is just fucktarded. "If you have nothing good to say, just shut the fuck up". If she follows this, I think she would be mute forever.
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Hey, Heidi has a big head and all, but I bet you heidi would take the rose. I dont think she is as bad.
puff puff pass, dude...wait...damn for got what I was gonna say...
Is That Megan Fox?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Its motivation for him to go on a diet at least, once hes done binging on the comfort rose, its unhealthy for him to be that young and overweight already
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Pass that bong over here because I'm so fucking pissed at that stuck up cunt... need to calm down or I'll have a stroke.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
Submitted by joe shmoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:52pm.
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:45pm.
she is all over the media. men are caca over her. seriously, her nose is fug. the big nostrils spoil it.
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Agree Hysteria. Although men probably don't care about the rampant nostril situation ;)
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Hi Joe!
I think you're exactly right about that. Their eyes are looking elsewhere.
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SEE< I HATE THIS BITCH!
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:41pm.
Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:36pm.
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see I don't think she IS an idiot! she's funny...she says what other celebs are too scared to say because everyone is so scared to be themselves they are boring as shit. I love her.
It's all good in the 'hood, homeskank! As devoted as we all are to MK, I don't think we are just sheep.
No offense to our beloved Sheeps. Where the hell he at, anyway?
She should have kicked the Pikey kid in the goolies. Puff, puff, pack, pass...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
She's really pretty, but that's about it. Another fucking useless whore in Hollywood. Oh my how rare she is.
Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:53pm.
Pack, puff, pass...
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Come to think of it - her nose just screams "fucking bitch" to me, really.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.