Megan Fox Is Cruel
In London last night, a young boy with pleading eyes tried to bestow a beautiful yellow rose upon Megan Fox, but she rejected him! That boy probably spent his ice cream money on that flower! Or maybe he's an orphan! Yeah, that's it. He threw porridge in the head mistress of the orphanage's face, escaped out the front door, stole a rose and then ran directly to Megan's hotel. He risked everything just to give her a rose and that slut broke his heart! Just like that.
In some of the pictures it even looks like she's acreaming "GOOOOO!!!! MOVE FASTER" to her bodyguards. Like she's trying to get away from the ball of sweetness! All he wanted was for her to take his rose.
Right after Megan murdered any hope he had left in this world, that urchin shuffled into an alley. He stared at the unwanted rose and suddenly felt hatred towards it for not being beautiful enough for Megan. So he ate the rose to rid it from his sight. The thorns cuts his vocal cords and now he's mute! He's a mute thanks to Megan Fox! Megan Fox is a monster!
And yes, my bong co-wrote this post.
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Take the rose and give the kid a kiss on the cheek. He would've had a mental image for masturbation, for the rest of his life.
Why couldn't she just do that? What a cold bitch!
As for Thornhill's comment "I bet the pikey kid put a curse on her.."
One can only hope.
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She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
~Oscar Wilde
Hateful bitch!!
OH! That reminds me when I was xmas shopping for my nephew last year and my friends left me floundering in the PSsomething game isle! This chunky little 14/15 year old must have seen my complete "DUH", so he picked up a game and said to me "This is one of my favorites!"...at which point my friend walks up behind us, towers over the poor kid and booms "That game sucks." Poor kid tucked his head down and walked away....
Little pudgy boys just want love!!!
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Pack, puff, pass...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:45pm.
she is all over the media. men are caca over her. seriously, her nose is fug. the big nostrils spoil it.
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Agree Hysteria. Although men probably don't care about the rampant nostril situation ;)
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Je veux tout
It doesn't look like the poor schlubb is selling roses. I'd think he'd have a bundle in his other hand. Megan's just being a straight up bitch for not being gracious and taking the damn thing. Poor guy probably went home and used his tears as lube to jerk off.
UKer,
I don't need MK to tell me if this chick is stupid or not... she is DUMB. Plus she wears trashy clothes, tacky makeup, is involved in lowest common denominator "entertainment", and is constantly putting herself into the media. She really is no asset to society, and I entirely understand why people enjoy making fun of her along with Heidi and Spencer, Brangelina, Brett Michaels, and the like. Although to be honest I find her completely unfun and would rather talk about the Comfort Wipe.
Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:35pm.
I fukken hate pikeys..
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definition of 'pikey', please!
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Haha MK! I swear, if Charles Dickens and Truman Capote could mate you'd be the little bastid they'd produce.
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I so very much hate the fact that this twat has a new movie coming out which means that I have to see her EVERYDAMNTIME I am on the computer, or watching TV, or standing in line at the grocery store, or....well, you get my drift.
Now, don't get me wrong, I am admitting my jealousy. I too wish that I could be a beautiful, albiet trampy, Hollywood star with IQ of a starfish (sorry for the insult starfishies) who makes a fool of myself everytime I forget that I am just supposed to stand there and look good, and instead decide to open my mouth and spew my words of wisdom upon the world.
I guess for now I will just have to dream....alas.
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She wore far too much rouge last night and not quite enough clothes. That is always a sign of despair in a woman.
~Oscar Wilde
Aww... poor fatty. But I hope he learnt his lesson: don't waste any money on celebrities. Even if said celebrities are d-listed like Megan Fox.
Fact is, celebrities don't deserve that much enthusiasm, time and effort from people because celebrities are people too. Or maybe I don't get the fascination at all and I would not cream my panties (using MK's words) over them, not even the ones I like.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
And yes, my bong co-wrote this post.
-hahahaha, and to those complaining MK should stop posts about Ms. Fox, methinks this is a personal amusement now, he needs his fun to....
*puff puff pass*
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Well, ok - I lied. I don't hate cuz she's beautiful. It really is becuz she's an idiot. An idiot who's permitted to speak to the media. Just to be clear.
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she is all over the media. men are caca over her. seriously, her nose is fug. the big nostrils spoil it.
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My friend J. works for Marriott hotels and said most celebs have some serious unwarranted self-importance issues, and then there are a few that are normal peeps with social skills. Guess which category Miss Fox falls into. All she had to do was take the rose and say, "Thanks."
She looks a little less posed in this picture and her hairstyle is soooo much better usually its all pulled back and sooo severe
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Submitted by NaNoop on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:36pm.
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see I don't think she IS an idiot! she's funny...she says what other celebs are too scared to say because everyone is so scared to be themselves they are boring as shit. I love her.
I bet the pikey kid put a curse on her..
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:35pm.
We hate her cuz she's beautiful, of course.
And for this reason, too. {shrugs}
I, too, love MK but I WISH he would get over this stoopit ho.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Thornhill on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:35pm.
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pikey scum shouldn't be allowed to roam free on the streets of soho lol
good for her , she shouldn't have to deal with riff-raff...
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
We hate her cuz she's beautiful, of course.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:34pm.
why are people hating on her? She is a breath of fresh air, she says what's on her mind, she is beautiful and very unpretentious, I don't get the hate...just because MK says she's an idiot then he must be right. *rolls eyes*
I love MK but he is not the messiah, he is probably the funniest guy on the internet but he also a bitch!
Seeing as I need an intervention in a BAD way when it comes to blogs... you can check these out and see the consensus is a GENERAL one when it comes to Ms. Fox...
celebitchy
thesuperficial
idontlikeyouinthatway
crazydaysandnights
and the list goes ooooooonnnnnnnnn.......
People hate her cuz she's an idiot.
why are people hating on her? She is a breath of fresh air, she says what's on her mind, she is beautiful and very unpretentious, I don't get the hate...just because MK says she's an idiot then he must be right. *rolls eyes*
I love MK but he is not the messiah, he is probably the funniest guy on the internet but he is also a bitch!
"she says what's on her mind"
what's on her mind is dumb shit, hence all the hate. Keep it to yourself and look good for the camera, funbags.
I fukken hate pikeys..
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Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:25pm.
I agree with you it seems pretty harmless but you never know. See also Mark David Chapman.
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He was trying to sell her the rose!
And yes, my bong co-wrote this post.
lmao
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Submitted by ronnyk on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:31pm.
What a cunt. And what is it that she does again .... other than sucking cock.
*************** Cunt can wax my dolphin!
What a cunt. And what is it that she does again .... other than sucking cock.
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i think she's just an idiot and was probably confused that's why she needs people to hold her hand too... in case she forgets where she is or gets lost. she has her name on all her shirts so her bodyguards can find her should she wander away..... dumb slut
I don't think we should be so judgmental!
Maybe it was an emergency. Maybe her boob implants were suffocating her, and she had no time to stop?
She's a bitch. I am not using this as an example, I just think she's a bitch period. Her hair, however, is glorious in this picture
Submitted by _fail_ on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:21pm.
She totally stuffed that bra. Where are my socks?
If Karma's in the 'hood, they'll fall out and NOT match.
What a bitch
hot damn she looks good in that dress. This would have been a much better choice than that red thing she wore the other day, or esp the purple number.
And her hair looks much better down...the pulled back doesn't work for her...
Jason Hervey from the Wonder Years has really let himself go.
I think that's a girl. A young Rojo Caliente! Rejected already :(
Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:24pm.
In the main photo, it looks like he's saying "Fuckin' take the damn rose ho!"
Haha. And she saying, "Fuck off fatboy"
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If she had Brangelina's bodyguards they totally would have broken that kid's nose.
Even if he wasn't actually selling it...I would be scared to take anything from someone I didn't know if I was a celeb. there are all sorts of loonies in this world...you saw the Rpattz attackers yesterday.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Submitted by UKer on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:23pm.
Submitted by _fail_ on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:21pm.
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I doubt it very much, she's smoking hot!
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O they're stuffed alright - just not with socks.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Stuffed her bra... bwahahahahahahahah
She stuffed her boobs from the inside... can you say silicone?
In the main photo, it looks like he's saying "Fuckin' take the damn rose ho!"
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Submitted by _fail_ on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:21pm.
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I doubt it very much, she's smoking hot!
She totally stuffed that bra. Where are my socks?
ok let me explain for those who don't live in London:
There are groups of romanian Gypsies who go around the westend and Soho bars selling roses to passers by and this guy is one of them...he wasn't giving her the flower, he was selling it, I don't blame her for not stopping to buy it, she was being mobbed by the scumbarazzis.
Also, I am straight but I would do her in a heartbeat.
Her breasts. My gawd, her breasts. That kid should just be thankful for seeing those beauties through his very own eyes!
We all know Megan Fox has no brain or heart... only BOOBIES!