Megan Fox Is Cruel
In London last night, a young boy with pleading eyes tried to bestow a beautiful yellow rose upon Megan Fox, but she rejected him! That boy probably spent his ice cream money on that flower! Or maybe he's an orphan! Yeah, that's it. He threw porridge in the head mistress of the orphanage's face, escaped out the front door, stole a rose and then ran directly to Megan's hotel. He risked everything just to give her a rose and that slut broke his heart! Just like that.
In some of the pictures it even looks like she's acreaming "GOOOOO!!!! MOVE FASTER" to her bodyguards. Like she's trying to get away from the ball of sweetness! All he wanted was for her to take his rose.
Right after Megan murdered any hope he had left in this world, that urchin shuffled into an alley. He stared at the unwanted rose and suddenly felt hatred towards it for not being beautiful enough for Megan. So he ate the rose to rid it from his sight. The thorns cuts his vocal cords and now he's mute! He's a mute thanks to Megan Fox! Megan Fox is a monster!
And yes, my bong co-wrote this post.
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What a lovely sneer. Christ, he's just a kid- humor him a little.
And I think I see a Jonas ho in the third thumbnail of the second row.
The girl needs a Cuchini, check out 'afternoon crumbs'.
I don't get what's so great about her. Seems like just another cookie cutter Hollywood full of yourself kind of bitch.
MK is the only bitch around who can openly admit he's high while working and everyone will applaud him. Loves it.
Rotten bitch. I don't like her nose either
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And PS - I'm sick of her.
Yes, that translates into I'm jealous. Whatev.
Sick and tired of this cunt. And did she get new implants?
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
Awww, she broke his lil heart!!================================================
the end...
this bitch couldn't even be bothered to turn around and accept a rose from that kid...when is this trick's 15 minutes up?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Awww, poor kid!!!
Her boobs look bigger here... hmmm
Okay..I''m going to play Devil's Advocate here but MAYBE...JUST MAYBE...she's telling those bodyguards to slow the fuck down and let me stop foro the kid and get the rose?
What a bitch.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
Ugh, she looks gross with her store-bought titties....and lips.....and nose. Why did she do that to herself? She used to be gorgeous. Now she's starting to morph into a brunette Jenna Jameson.
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I'm sorry I would kill for her body. That dress looks amazing on her.
That was my say something nice today. Now I can go back to being a bitch.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
That's a way better dress tho.
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 5:09pm.
What a mean whore!
He's gonna remember that on her way down.
Oh, wait. She hasn't been up yet!
And if she keeps treating her fans like this, who will be there for her in the near future whens he honors her true calling and begins her porn career?
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TMZ, they're allover her. Blerrchhh...
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Yay to bongs..
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Do leave it out , knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
What a mean whore!
He's gonna remember that on her way down.
Oh, wait. She hasn't been up yet!
And if she keeps treating her fans like this, who will be there for her in the near future whens he honors her true calling and begins her porn career?
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Megan Fox IS a monster. My pipe co-wrote that one. (What? I have the night off!)
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Even bonged, MK's spelling is top notch.
P.s.
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Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4