It's A Sign!
A ring of black smoke appeared over Kings Dominion, an amusement park in Virginia, and officials say it came from the Volcano ride. Not everyone is buying it. Some loons think it was a UFO filled with aliens. Some think Kirstie Alley was just in town and had Mexican for lunch. And then there's Denna Smith. Denna told a local news station that she fully believes it was a SIGN FROM GOD!!!!
Denna said that knows for a fact it wasn't smoke, because smoke "looks smoky." Thank you, esteemed professor of chemistry. Denna went on to explain that it was a perfect circle, "like a cut in the middle of the sky." Denna knows it was a sign delivered by God himself. She said, "I'm not sure what that sign meant."
It was a sign telling you that you've got the CRAZIES. Oh and the sign also wanted to say that even know you're crazy, your lip liner is stunning.
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LISTEN DUMB ASS BITCH GOD IS TELLING YOU THAT YOUR A FAT ASS COW AND STOP EATING SO MANY FUCKING 'RING DINGS'....
Thank you, esteemed professor of chemistry
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She aint saying nothing new! Black folk always go to the "God" number...
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"smoke usually looks smokkyy".. thats right bitch!
This truly was gods sign.. indicating the size of your waist.
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"Lined up like was a clit in the middle of the sky" WTF?
Because every writer aspires to write with Tyler Perry.
Indeed dear lady twas a sign!
Twas God taking a puff!
RING OF SMOKE FOR 'PUTACALIENTE' p' leese !
im not sure what that sign meant but it meant a great deal to my family. err...how could it mean a great deal to you if you dunno what the fuck it means? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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The only reason CNN gave credence to this is to make this black lady look nuts in the head....maybe to make a subtle declaration that all black people are silly, ghetto messes. I'm sure she wasn't the only person there spooked by this ring of smoke yet she's the only one they bothered interviewing about it because she is black with big hair, bad make-up and crazy animated eyes and yeah.. Same shit, different news story. Anyway I think it was God's contact lens!! I can barely even see shit in the video.
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Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:38pm.
She reminds me almost exactly of this one lady who graded my driving test at the DMV (she put this answer-template over the multiple choice sheet), and she accidentally told me I failed (she had a stack of half-sheets from various people to grade, and I guess she mishandled mine).
She went into this whole confidential "Shh, c'mere and lissen to'me" thing about how God has a plan for all of us, and maybe I failed for a reason because God wanted me to, etc., but then it turned out that the person whose test she was talking about wasn't mine but this middle-aged lady's. So she went into a similar speech with the middle-aged lady, but I don't think the lady spoke English (even though she took the English version of the test).
I don't know about the whole "God has a plan" thing, though I do appreciate her efforts to make me feel better. She could have just said "You have two more chances to pass, otherwise you have to pay $29 again," but I appreciate her extra mile.
When she found out I passed, though, she stopped with the God stuff and just printed my temporary.
Her name was Estelle and she had leopard and zebra print office accessories.
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what about her eyebrows?
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Dumbass!
The sun hangs low like a testicle in the sky.
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Awwww, I miss home. I'm from Chesterfield, VA and have spent more days at Kings Dominion than I could ever keep count of. We grow 'em crazy & delusional in Virginia, lol. I miss it.
RING OF SMOKE FOR 'HOT BABE' OF THE WEEK!!!
Ahhh nice... yet ANOTHER reason why the rest of the world thinks Americans are complete dumbasses. Thanks Sheniqua.
no duh we are not alone,... G. is not hanging out on rides.
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"that wassnt no ring in the sky, that was a crackhaid. Must a got aholt of some of the bad stuff"
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Vendicare on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:22pm.
I just installed the latest Flash, but I still don't see the videos, just an empty box. I hate not knowing what to fix!
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You have to restart, I think.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
She reminds me almost exactly of this one lady who graded my driving test at the DMV (she put this answer-template over the multiple choice sheet), and she accidentally told me I failed (she had a stack of half-sheets from various people to grade, and I guess she mishandled mine).
She went into this whole confidential "Shh, c'mere and lissen to'me" thing about how God has a plan for all of us, and maybe I failed for a reason because God wanted me to, etc., but then it turned out that the person whose test she was talking about wasn't mine but this middle-aged lady's. So she went into a similar speech with the middle-aged lady, but I don't think the lady spoke English (even though she took the English version of the test).
I don't know about the whole "God has a plan" thing, though I do appreciate her efforts to make me feel better. She could have just said "You have two more chances to pass, otherwise you have to pay $29 again," but I appreciate her extra mile.
When she found out I passed, though, she stopped with the God stuff and just printed my temporary.
Her name was Estelle and she had leopard and zebra print office accessories.
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First of all... Kings Dominion RULES long live the hurler!
Second of all... This ho is crazy, but Cnn is crazier for reporting on this shit like it is news.
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I haven't read the books or anything but is the female lead a robot? Is that what this shit is about? A vampire's love for a robot? If that's the case, then it all makes sense. - Master Blaster reviews Twilight
This is probably what made it, the rings go really high into the air and are very circular
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LNs7BEzhIKY
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:59pm.
Let's enjoy the leprechaun:
I fucking LOVE the leprechaun!
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I just installed the latest Flash, but I still don't see the videos, just an empty box. I hate not knowing what to fix!
Submitted by Vendicare on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:16pm.
Can any of you help a fellow slut out?
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Youtube is Adobe Flash 10 right now...just go to Adobe.com (i'm sure it's called that - but not totally)
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Can any of you help a fellow slut out? I can't view any videos on the page right now. I must need to update something, but what? All I see is the empty box with the three shapes in the corner! Help me, please!
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 7:02pm.
I heard "cunt". But, you know, it could just be imprinted from hanging out here...
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky.
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I'll listen to it for sure. now Im out to watch SYTYCD, cuz Im random like that LOL
gd nite sluts!!!
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I love the leprechaun. I wish this chic had been there.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:53pm.
sorry, i wasn't mad with you or anything.
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that's ok! i know you weren't mad. love the fox avie!
shoe-throwing fox, ahahaa!
[edit - oh, shoe-STEALING fox! Sounds like my last dog. crazy thing.]
ON-TOPIC- This woman looks cah-wazeee.
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Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:48pm.
Did anyone else hear, "... like it was a clit in the middle of the sky"?
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I heard "cunt". But, you know, it could just be imprinted from hanging out here...
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I love crazy people.
"Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:47pm.
I was thinking it was a sign that she will continue to have second helpings at dinner."
Muhahahahaha! I love it!
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"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
Must have been a really slow news day. Jeebus. "It was a sign, but I don't know what it meant."
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"Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:49pm.
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Submitted by Madam Pince on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:53pm.
The Commonwealth tends to attract lunatics
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no shit! viva la Commonwealth!
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Let's enjoy the leprechaun:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nda_OSWeyn8
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Team Enthusiastic Wizard Broomstick Meets Thrusthole!
Her going home and getting on her knees is probably the most exercise she's done all year, and evidence it probably is a divine sign.
Submitted by angel_i on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:28pm.
Because I haven't seen 5 million of these already on Youtube. When I first went there, that's what I thought it was for - and chupacabra sightings.
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Submitted by ghettoprincess on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:52pm.
All I wanna know is where tha gold at?
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I got this here UFO magic whistle, passed down from my great grandmother 600 years ago.
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Submitted by Hysteria on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:50pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:43pm.
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oookay! I was out yesterday. There was a shoe-stealing fox!? omg, I have to go read that right now!
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sorry, i wasn't mad with you or anything.
Yes! That Fox is the sht!! He stole dozens, maybe even hundreds of shoes from the neighbors. I'd link you up, but I can't remember the tags.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:51pm
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Hahaha...get your hot alien self down there and show him some E.T. love.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
The Commonwealth tends to attract lunatics. Throw in an amusement park like KD, and they're beating down the door.
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
Submitted by LOVE CARROTTOP on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:46pm.
Could be a crackheeaaaaddd!
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All I wanna know is where tha gold at?
If I were a religious person I would think god was drawing a lasso to tell Denna to wrangle those breasts into a brassiere. They are seriously not speaking to one another.
Submitted by The C word on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:43pm.
In other news, Cameron Pack will be attending the local Star Trek convention this weekend hoping to find the woman who will finally deflower him.
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Looks like God wants us to use diaphragms, ladies.
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 6:43pm.
(and I tole y'all yesterday that I was giving DiamondDawg a break and created a new alter because of the shoe-stealing fox post yesterday plus i love glam rockers The Sweet who did a song called Fox On The Run back in the day)
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oookay! I was out yesterday. There was a shoe-stealing fox!? omg, I have to go read that right now!
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It didn't look like smoke to me.
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