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And here's some news that will make your vagina burp. HoHan and SamRo have quit the love. You probably forgot due to a little condition called IDONTGIVEAFUCK-itis, but the 'gina bumpers got back together last month after breaking up in April. Now it's over again.
A source-type told E! News that they ended things last night after a fight about Nicole Richie...among other things. Apparently, Nicole Richie dry heaves every time HoHan is around. Nicole invited SamRo to a party last week, but told her not to bring her partner in pussy. The source went on to say, "Sam went to the party, and it really upset Lindsay."
Fittingly enough, after SamRo had words with HoHan, she went to dinner with Nicole. Right after dinner, SamRo dumped HoHan via text message and basically told her to stay out of her life FOREVER.
SamRo is really going to need to do better than that. A mean text message isn't going to keep HoHan from crawling into SamRo's bedroom window in the middle of the night and watching her sleep. If she knows what's good, SamRo will put Quween on the Scene on payroll!
And breaking up by text message doesn't count! It has to be done in person or by order of the court! SamRo should explore the latter option.
Yeah, right. These two drama lezzies will never be over. They will be eating each other's coochie tartare again this time tomorrow.
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you want the 'written word' segment.
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God I hate SaMan, she makes me so sick. I don't hate Lindsay like most.
SamRo is a druggy, and if hohan is smart she'll stay clear of her. I think Hohan can get cleaned up if she stays away from SamRo.
SamRo is probably trying to get Nicole back into her party ways again, I wouldn't put it past her. Over 30, doing drugs, and the only reason she's making any money as a DJ is because of HoHan, because she sucks at DJing.
Submitted by moomarse on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:21pm.
Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:06pm.
I should already know not to eat while DListing, cause damn...spaghetti sauce spew EVERYWHERE!
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 11:06pm.
I should already know not to eat while DListing, cause damn...spaghetti sauce spew EVERYWHERE!
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As long as you got a nappie, its okay. just dont' mess with the pearls!
That being said, this is an old picture, no?? Hohan looks much too healthy and samho looks way too happy - can't be current. No way...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
I know it's not Open Post...but damn...Michelle Pfeiffer looks fucking great for being 51...Love her ass
I should already know not to eat while DListing, cause damn...spaghetti sauce spew EVERYWHERE!
So I wonder if Lindsay will ever get over Sam? And is Sam trying to hook up with Nicole now or something? I wonder what drove Sam to break up with Linds again. But breaking up over a text message? Wow, that is just immature and ineffective. I don't think that will keep Lindsay out of her life for too long. Only time will tell.
Submitted by lizardo911 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:51pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:45pm.
I hate to say this...but that is a beautiful pic of Blohan.
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how old is it? 2-3 yrs?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
dare i say, lilo looks...pretty...okay, now i'm leaving this thread.....
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Hey fuzz, it's a nice little movie about the start of the wine business in california.
i got it from a torrent.
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I'm not at all a fan of Lindsay Lohan, and as an adult she's ultimately responsible for her own behavior, but she does have some mitigating factors that make her sad situation more sympathetic. For one, she has a terrible father who shouldn't even count as a man, and her own mother is a psychotic, immature attention slut. They used and abused their baby girl from the day she came out of mama's botoxed vagina. It's no wonder she's such a screw up, with parents that clearly don't love their child as much as they love themselves.
She could have been surrounded by more supportive people who were truly her friends and who would have looked out for her, but having come from loser, user parents, she chose loser, user friends to be satellites around her.
Her's is a sad, pathetic story, and even though she had millions of dollars (and blew it all on coke and whatnot), traveled the world and did fun things that most people can only fantasize about, I feel really bad for her. There's average people with even sadder stories, but with her being in the public eye, it's more obvious.
She's a loser, but she has some excuse to be one.
Sam Ronson's story, I'm not so informed about, but I do know this. She's nearly a decade older than Lindsay Lohan, and yet she gives off major "teenager" vibes.
Seriously, this girl is over 30 and she acts like a friggin emo kid. It's not so much the dress, but the attitude and maturity. She took a much younger woman like Lindsay and, like everyone else in the girl's life, used her and tossed her out when she was through with her.
Samantha Ronson is an aging, wannabe 21 year old who really needs to start acting like her age. Not change her dress (dress however you want, lady), but change the way she interacts with people, especially ones that are still young, vulnerable, and impressionable.
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Lindsay shouldn't be surprised she got dumped again. And by text. You don't go back to someone who already dumped you once. Live and learn.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:45pm.
I hate to say this...but that is a beautiful pic of Blohan.
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I agree. She looks great!
sushi, she probably thinks it's makes her look more feminine...whatevs...
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I hate to say this...but that is a beautiful pic of Blohan.
Submitted by TITS on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:34pm.
Hey TITS! I finally caught you! I saw your message for me on the HSOTD a few days ago; I haven't seen Bottle Shock... yet!!!! Thanks for letting me know!
OT: I am so tired of hearing about fucking HOHAN. Damn crackwhore gets way too much attention.
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Hotmami, I'm actually between Suri Cruise and sadbabyclown for cutest baby/kids of the last few years. Suri does cute random shit that I really love tho, sadbabyclown has yet to impress me, but she is quite pretty. Nicole isn't ugly, she's just horrible lookin on the inside.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
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Submitted by Am on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:49pm
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also, those two were men.
i think hollywood is more forgiving of men.
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don't say "unconscious"/ no, don't say "doom"
well, if you have to say it / let me leave this room
Tex, Ali Buttons should be her new stage name! Tell MK STAT!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
that's okay, it wasn't really her pussy.
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don't say "unconscious"/ no, don't say "doom"
well, if you have to say it / let me leave this room
Back to dragging Ali Buttons around town. Excellent.
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:33pm.
LMAO yep, thanks, that's it!
Fuck, I have to get back to my International Business studying. Its just the UN Universal Declaration of Human Rights and me now...
Night whores!
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..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Anyone else tired of the Mermaid hair? The long hair that constantly looks tussled?
Submitted by Am on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:49pm.
Blohan is seems to be an outcast. But all it takes is one good movie and everybody would be sucking her tittays again. Just ask RDJ and Mickey Rourke.
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you make a valid point. except those two got clean.
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Submitted by EvilShoe on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:26pm.
You're talking about the NY Post's Bimbo Summit? I don't think Nicole was there but they must have hung out at times.
A classic headline: http://www.freerepublic.com/focus/f-chat/1745827/posts
Why are WhoreHan's lips so swollen? Uh...the one's on her face.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:37pm.
I don't know, but that video is funny. The beginning where they are yelling at each other totally reminds me of these two.
"Yeah, whatever, have a nice day, shut the door!"
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..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:17pm.
Wasn't Hohan hanging with Skank Paris, Shitney and Nicole Richie a few times? Or was Nicole Richie not there? These bitches are so much alike.
Maybe a dart board for the break room, as well! You can't have too many, I say.
Submitted by Tristram on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:17pm.
Just a couple of years ago, Nicole Richie was in Lindsay's trampy, wasted heels, driving westbound on the eastbound freeway. Now Nicole is all uppity.
Is it wrong that I love the hell out of her mugshot? She's totally saying, "Come at me, bitch."
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Submitted by paris herpes on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:17pm.
Sad baby clown is my fave Hollywood baby. I'd really like to know where Dina Lohan is. I guess she's too busy making Ali into a biiig staaahhhh to take care of her drugged out, anorexic, all around slutbag of a daughter.
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Submitted by girl_cheese on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:12pm.
Manimal, I want to take your avie pic and make a bulletin board out of it for my place of employ. In fact, I think I will. I'm sure no one will object.
Please do...I hate Heidi and Spencer more than any so-called celebs. Maybe a dart board?
Hohan and Samro were made for each other...they'll be back.
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This shit is getting good. I hope.
Just a couple of years ago, Nicole Richie was in Lindsay's trampy, wasted heels, driving westbound on the eastbound freeway. Now Nicole is all uppity.
Hotmami, Nicole was pretty much in the same boat around Blohan's age so she shouldn't shit talk. Bitch is not much better personality wise but she did turn her life around thanks to her sad baby clown.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Can we D-Listers pool our pennies together and pay this whore to go away for good? How many zeroes on a black check will it take to get her out of the public eye and onto the first flight to New Caledonia?
I'm surprised these desperate celebutards aren't burned out from all the coke they do by now. Honestly I grew outta that shit by the time I hit 27. Hohan still has a good 5 years before she grows out of it, but SamRo looks hollow and anemic. Like a 14 year old boy.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
I dumped a friend over text message. But to my defense, she was out of town. I dumped her in person when she got back. *hangs head* Anyway, I think these two have orgasms over the drama. And lol at Nicole Richie being too good for Lohan.
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Manimal, I want to take your avie pic and make a bulletin board out of it for my place of employ. In fact, I think I will. I'm sure no one will object.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:00pm.
What's wrong with you? Afraid of a little scissoring action? I'll bet the Ronson's like a pair of pinking shears.
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A 14 y.o. boy comes to my mind when I think of Ronson in action.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by mike on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 9:00pm.
Haha.
Probably like two Crocs going at each other ...could be interesting.
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:58pm
Yes but without the sex tape!
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Slutty ♥ Manimal long long time.
They did have a sex tape, but Terminix decided to use it as an instructional video for pest control.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Ahh, remember the good old days when MK referred to their pairing as "bumping oysters"? True comedic gold. Now it's just sad texting and eyebrow lice and runny lipstick. Tragic.
Someone contact Fishsticks because she knows everything. She'll know how to fix this situation. She should cover this situation on POOP.
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SamRo creeps me out for some reason.
She's got a hallow look about her.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:58pm.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:54pm.
They are the Pam and Tommy Lee of the Lezzie World, they will NEVER be over.
Slutty...loves to you.
Yes but without the sex tape!
What's wrong with you? Afraid of a little scissoring action? I'll bet the Ronson's like a pair of pinking shears.
I much prefer a brooding Ronson to a smiling Ronson.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:54pm.
They are the Pam and Tommy Lee of the Lezzie World, they will NEVER be over.
Slutty...loves to you.
Yes but without the sex tape!
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Submitted by tojo on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:37pm.
Submitted by Manimal5 on Tue, 06/16/2009 - 8:32pm.
Aww, where will Hohan get her coke now?
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Oh no, she's still LL's dealer...those lezzies know how to keep their business & pleasure separate...
LOL