Friday, June 19th 2009
Birthday Sluts
Paula Abdul (47)
Paul Dano (25)
Zoe Saldana (31)
Mia Maestro (31)
Hugh Dancy (34)
Poppy Montgomery (37)
Robin Tunney (37)
Lara Spencer (40)
Mia Sara (43)
Sadie Frost (44)
Kathleen Turner (55)
Ann Wilson (59)
Phylicia Rashad (61)
Salman Rushdie (63)
Gena Rowlands (79)
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MK's birthday? How did you guys know?
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
aww it's my birthday too, no wonder i love this bitch so much!
Happy birthday MK! You are the best thing on the innernets!
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Exquisite Lucite Heels Appreciation Society
Much love, MK, and many happy returns! xoxo
Happy Birfday MK!
Hope all your gingey bday wishes come true :)
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Much Happiness, MK!
"May you have a strong foundation
When the winds of changes shift.
May your heart always be joyful,
May your song always be sung,
May you stay forever young"
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happy fucking birthday mk...i just ate a pint of ice cream in your honor...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
MK, you should've been top of the list with your Barbizon pic! HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Happy Birthday, MK, and many many more! DListed is pretty much my favoritist place in the internets. Thanks for making me laugh every day!!
Lots of love to you
Lol! She looks like a character out of a Dr. Suess (I don't think I spelled that right) book!
"It looks like someone smoked a little of the good shit while going through her old Hallmark cards..." MK 4/12/09
Happy Birthday MK and many more
♥ U
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Happy Birthday MK & many more...Thanks for making me giggle.
Michael K!!! Thank you for giving me distractions from real life every week. Happy Birthday sweetheart...I mean you Hawt Hwore!
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MK, if it's really your b-day today then have a happy one!! all the best to you, man! may the writing skills you posses always be with you!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
MK's DAY??? Have A Happy!!! xoxoxoxoxox!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Hey Angel_i - great work on Paula's picture!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Just wanna say,True beauties are actually among ourselves
Have fun, find your love for free..== http://www.millionairechats.com ==
so many hot girls and sincere man are looking for their romance there. Some celebs have accounts there, and they are very attractive there.
Happy Berfday MK!
I bet Ann Wilson has a HUGE berfday cake.
Mia Sara turned 42 today not 43.
Happy bday mk. treat yourself, put a cigarette out on some twinks ass!
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Happy Birthday MK!!!
Happy BDay to all the hoes on the list.
But a special shot out to the ULTIMATE HOT SLUT SUPREME, MK. I loves you and like I wrote last night, you bring a lot of joy to my world between 8a.m. and 12p.m. each blessed day!
I hope you celebrate by spoiling your no no hole with some bootleg Mah Boo porn! ;-)
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"It's hotter than two rats fucking in a wool sock!"-Trish Suhr of Clean House
Wooo! M.K., Paula, Ann Wilson AND Kathleen Turner all on one day?!! This should be a national holiday. Meanwhile, stay out of the emergency room, M.K.
Happy Birthday MK!
Snowy: I'll do it for you if you'd like. Send me the pic.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I was actually thinking he'd look better with Paula Abdul hair, but I don't have the resources to do that kind of hood rat stuff.
M.K. It's your birthday, You Slut!!!...Just for you I'd dress up like Your Boo..and give you a hand job in a hotbox....
I changed my avie just for this great day!!!
((((((((((((((HUGS)))))))))))) Slut!
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LOLOLOLKD you need to get Kate's hair on him STAT!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Somehow, I just don't think MK spends his time gazing at all our avies. (regarding the peen avis, not the tribute to MK ones)
You are very welcome, my dear. Definitely not my best work, but I think it'll do.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I WISH SOMEONE hint hint would put the gos poss on my MK
picture!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Here it is!! Thanks DQ!!!!
Snowy, love it! STSU: Thanks!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Thanks, girls! I did one for Migraine too.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:54am.
Your Avie is the HSOTFC!!! m(of the Fucking century, just in case you didn't know)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
LMAO @ drama's avie OMG!!!!
can you see mine? I have used it before but it fits for today
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
DQ♥♥ best avie evah!!! *shaking sweet ass for you*
Happy Birthday MK!!! thanks for making my work days enjoyable. You are the best!
just found out Heart is coming to Nashville in September!!!! HB to Ann!
Thanks, Jack!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:49am
BWAAAHAHAHAHAA
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:45am.
LMAO
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"EH, I'd tell you to shut the fuck up and suck it, but I fear being unoriginal.
*SALUTES*"--------ISprainedMyUvula 06/12/09
I reported her in the wee hours with the warning that most of can't afford to have that avie on our screen. Yet, she is still here. The moderator can fucking gaze at that picture all morning, I'm outta of here. _______________________________________________
If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
REPORTED!
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:45am.
we all need to change our avies in honor of MK's bday....
Good idea, Snowy! *testing*
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
It's MK's bday!? HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU DRUNK SLUT! I love your site and some of your users. Thank you for the laughs....happy birthday!1
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:45am.
EH I SAY THIS WITH UTTER CONFIDENCE, YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED MULTIPLE TIMES.
Now put a penis in your mouth and choke yourself.
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Sluuuurp
*sputter*
*gag*
*cough*
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
@Event Horizon
Standing in the line at the free clinic isn't work.
I rarely type a negative comment to other posters, but you are an idiot at times. Some of us do not want to risk having that on our screens.
LA
Yep, count me among the many that reported her.
EH I SAY THIS WITH UTTER CONFIDENCE, YOU HAVE BEEN REPORTED MULTIPLE TIMES.
Now put a penis in your mouth and choke yourself.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Event Horizon
I'm at work you dumb ho. Take that shit down!