Wednesday, June 17th 2009
Hot Slut Of The Day!
Carol Maggio - "The world's foremost authority on exercises!" Carol is the creator of "Facercise," a technique which will keep you away from the plastic surgeon's knife. Carol claims that doing her facial exercises will leave you looking younger, fresher....... and fucking stupid. Above is a clip from Everything is Terrible of Carol's genius at work. No, you're not still asleep and having the nightmare of all nightmares. This is real. Carol's face is really doing that.
This is also what we all look like when we're sucking a big one.
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wouldn't that just make more wrinkles?
sure her facial muscles might be taughter. i can see the logic in how it might help tighten up those turkey wattle neck things some beat old ladies have. but she's streching her skin=more skin=wrinkles if my math is correct.
They seriously do work. Like ridiculously fast, too. I've been doing them for six years and the jowls I started to get around 30 (thanks, Mom) went away after about two weeks. Keep it up and they stay away. Do the math, they're still gone.
If you think your skin will stretch from doing these, well, does the skin on your bicep stretch from doing curls? It's the same effect, stupidos.
Oh my F'en God! That just made my day! LMFAO
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Go ahead and make fun, but these exercises work.
"This is also what we all look like when we're sucking a big one."
....see, I needed to know this. I tried holding a mirror, but it got in the way of the hand action...Oh please bitch, as if you didn't wanna know....total glam this is??? Go clubbing with this face on this weekend...you'd prolly get lucky!
She's making money off that! God, people are stupid.
I LOVE CAROL MAGGIO!!! this bitch makes my tits perk up now that my turkeyneck dont't hang all over them!
okaay if anything that's just going to stretch ur skin out quicker. I mean when you apply lotion or makeup they tell u NOT to pull ur skin but just gently dab. Hahaha I wonder what she looks like now. We can see if it actually worked
this bitch is hotter.... the lion! >>>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSA-1tZZTPM
Submitted by DirtyWhoreMouth on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:07am.
Looks like that would cause more wrinkles if you ask me.. and maybe a few scars from stab wounds given from those around you.
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That's what I was thinking. It seems like all those, um, "strained" movements she's doing would cause the skin to stretch, thus creating more wrinkles. I mean, is that really any different than smile lines, smoker's pucker, & forehead wrinkles? Seems to me like her exercise would just give you wrinkles in places you didn't have them before.
But what do I know? I'm not an expert in Facerise.
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She looks like Judge Judy.....just worse.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
God, sometimes I don't know if these things are a joke or not. MK finds the craziest things.
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:08am.
Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:04am.
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I had the 'Clockwork Orange' image pop into my head when I read your post:
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060609/14578__clockwork_l.jpg
(What was it about Kubrick??)
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God, that scene too! I watched that in Philosophy/ Theology class, in high school no less. I especially loved the giant dildo.
Fuck this mess.
When the time comes?
Just cut me!
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I thought the old trick was NOT moving the muscles in your face unncessarily? Wouldn't what she's doing just exacerbate expression lines?
she looks like an old man.
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Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:04am.
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I had the 'Clockwork Orange' image pop into my head when I read your post:
http://img2.timeinc.net/ew/dynamic/imgs/060609/14578__clockwork_l.jpg
(What was it about Kubrick??)
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
Looks like that would cause more wrinkles if you ask me.. and maybe a few scars from stab wounds given from those around you.
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Nightmares. Nightmares. Nightmares. I feel like I'm revisiting a Stanley Kubrick film. More specifically, the scene in "2001: Space Odyssey" where the man passes through hyperspace and you just see his face - experiencing that at age 5 really scars you for life!
Featuring Vicki Lawrence, Tim Conway and Lyle Waggoner.
I actually bought one of those things once. Made my teeth hurt.
This is also what we all look like when we're sucking a big one.
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So, basically, this is just a lot of needless extra work then...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
I'd gladly slap her into a younger, fresher mug.
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Bottom-feeder.
the caption at the end sums it up for me. silly cow.
I BeWEEEEEEEEAVE IT!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
So doing impressions of Sling Blade, Nell, and Forest Gump is suppose to ward off wrinkles.
*dials up Priscilla Presley's plastic surgeon*
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Damn she's beat.
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