Sean Penn Needs A Break
Last week, there was a blind item about an actor who was going to take a time out so that he could go to rehab to try and shake his addiction to the bad shit. And now this leads me to this story about Sean Penn.....
Mr. Cokey & Hos has bowed out of two movies so that he can focus on his family. Sean and Princess Buttercup are trying to make their shitty marriage work after filing for divorce a trillion times. I guess Robin thinks that if he cures himself of The Wino disease he'll suddenly stop licking on leased clit. Whatever works.
Sean was supposed to shoot a mob movie called Cartel followed by The Three Stooges movie where he was going to play Larry. Benicio Del Toro and Jim Carrey are still on board as Moe and Curly. So that means the role for Larry is up for grabs. Hmmmmm. People, this is what we call a "blessing in disguise." When life gives you lemons....make CARROT JUICE!!!
There's only one sexy thespian who can pull off the role of Larry and that's the Jackie Stallone of hunks himself.... CARROT TOP. This movie needs an extra-large injection of GINGE HOTNESS. I mean, Benicio and Jim are fine if you're into that sort of thing, but this movie needs Carrot Top's raging sex appeal to move tickets. SEX SELLS. GINGE SELLS. Carrot Top 4 Larry!
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Scary eyeline, eyebrows, and black finger nails....Is this the sign of a devil worshiper???
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Sean Penn has got a dick for a nose. Yuck.
An Carrot Top looks like one of those polygonal, poorly rendered videogame characters from early playstation games.
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"Perseverance: The courage to ignore the obvious wisdom of turning back."
Why oh why would good actors like Sean and Benicio agree to be in that FUCKING JOKE MOVIE?
Seems like a big fat mistake to me.
Can't stand this feck. He looks like a hawk. I loved the 3 Stooges....they will do injustice to it!!!!
Maybe him and his honey can go for a permanent vacay to Venezuela.
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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:16am.
Sean Penn's short though. It seemed more like "The Three Stooges With The Weirdest Casting Possible Except For Jim Carrey". Then again, Penn was Spinelli.
I still think he should go under some kind of house arrest with Lindsay Lohan. They'll either destroy each other or she'll somehow come out as genius actress. It's worth the gamble.
Nasty shithead. I wish Robin would finally leave his ass.
LMAO Brandi's casting choices are right on point!
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I don't think there is a rehab for raging ego maniacal assholes.
snowpiece on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:19am
HI WINNAH HO!
I know, Sean was the only real life size Stooge.
I would cast: Tommygirl, Matthew T-Rex Arms and Jeremy Piven.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
How in the hell is Benicio going to play a short little Jewish man?
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brandi: mmmm Benicio
I guess he was gonna be Mo. I think Jim Carrey is a giant too.
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Submitted by justjane on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:14am.
Why do his muscles look like Popeye's?
I'm gonna take a wild guess and say they're straight up fake probably. I know he's got some fake muscles on him...although now that I think about it those might be real, which is scary, and I think he got peck implants if I'm not just talking out of my ass...
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Sean Penn is one of those tortured souls that somehow manages to survive year after year.
Robin Penn must be a glutton for punishment or Sean must have the best damn dealer in LA.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:16am.
who'd you rather?
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Both. At the same time. With Mickey Rourke and Gene Simmons.
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He sort of has the hair to play Larry Fine.
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
"Sean was supposed to shoot a mob movie called Cartel followed by The Three Stooges movie where he was going to play Larry. Benicio Del Toro and Jim Carrey are still on board as Moe and Curly."
- Did I miss this memo? Is it going to be "Three Stooges if They Were Tall"? Benicio is like 6'2".
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Let me guess, Tom Arnold is Shemp?
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who'd you rather?
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Why do his muscles look like Popeye's?
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