Wednesday, June 17th 2009
Screw Katie!
The paparazzi needs to work on their priorities. They have an extra-spicy cinnamon stick right in front of them and they decide to follow Katie Price instead. We've all seen her leather-wrapped medicine balls over and over again. I want to get to know that nekkid Adonis with the long grain nipples (just let me believe) and the enticing bald spot. If Katie's eyes didn't get so horny for the cameras, she'd realize her dream man was sitting behind her in all his glory.
Unfortunately, here's more of Katie (and less of that fine piece) selling it for the paps on a nakey beach in Ibiza yesterday afternoon.
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LOVE the naked dude w/the ankle tattoo!
What an interesting stomach.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 11:14am.
WHat is Katie's Heratige?
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She's English and Jewish.
Katie goes to the beach with 3 HUGE fake diamond bracelets and sandals even dumber than the lucite-whore's shoes and one of Bret Michael's old hats?
What the hell kind of outfit is THAT?
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as ^-^ http://SugarDaddyChat.com/ ^-^
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
That's almost as good as this one time when my sister was in Greece. She took a pic of this old man wearing a cock ring.
Dude would be hot if he didn't have pattern baldness.
As for her, she should be forced to ring a bell wherever she goes and cry UNCLEAN UNCLEAN! because not only is she a megaskank, but she probably has a few horrific mutated versions of STDs festering in her overused cooch. Not to menton her giant fake tits.
I have to say she has nice legs.
Ibiza? Not even Katie Price goes there anymore. Well, I guess she does.
Ibiza is hell. But I really, really hate resorty travelling, and I learned the hard way.
I was reading the previous story and this sort of applies here, eh??
"PROSTITUTE COKE-WHORE KIDNAPPING STRIPPER SLUT"
Makes perfect sense to me! hahahahha!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 11:43am.
So, there's no open post to state this, but I am tooting my own horn.
I am down 3 dress sizes!!!!
39 lbs since the beginning of the year
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A sincere CONGRATS to you ;) Best of luck with your lifestyle change and keep up the good work!!!
On another note I actually think Katie looks really pretty in these pictures but walking on the beach in some fancy shoes is so passe. It sucks, we have all tried it but I love how 'celebrities' think they are above it.
Ah, wake and bakes on the beaches of Barcelona. Sometimes I miss living there!
I smoked all mine yesterday because I was going across borders. And as luck would have it, our car was stopped by the German police this afternoon. Of course they had to have a reason for stopping us other than 'Negreaux on board', but I was clean as a whistle.
Now I am trying to get dirty again!!
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forthcoming novel, "Heaux Confessionals©" coming for your ass (and other holes)
Thanks hookers! I am very proud :)
OK, off to a meeting. I'll catch up with you in the open post.
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK! Why the fuck did I go back into the Gossling thread.
I need to take a break sluts. I'll see you in OP.
Way to go Sally!!
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Bruno asks the Real Slim Shady to please stand up.
Breakdown
I took a piccy on my cellphone of a cylinder of baking/finishing sugar that was labeled, I shit you ot
"Green Sugar"
I was in the store LMAO thinking of you and whipped the cell out and took a piccy, but then in my foolery, forgot to save it :(
Way to go Migrane.............Good for you! Congrats girl!
GO MIGRAINE! You slinky slut, you!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Looks like Megan Fox with an Oompa Loompa spray on.
Why do people think George Hamilton tans look good? It looks sick.
Migraine Sally!
You lost an Olsen twin!
I guess I should not FedEx this sack then!
It'll make ya hungry and the Pink Princess might smell it.
OT:
The first time I went to a nude beach, I saw some fuckery.
Literally. In the bushes. Apparently, newlyweds that could not wait to return to the HOtel room
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http://www.myspace.com/triston
forthcoming novel, "Heaux Confessionals©" coming for your ass (and other holes)
sally, WOOT WOOT! YOU GO GIRL!
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Fucka doodle-do.
So, there's no open post to state this, but I am tooting my own horn.
I am down 3 dress sizes!!!!
39 lbs since the beginning of the year
Katies tittays could shade my entire neighborhood.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 11:29am.
Deb!!!
*doing the Carlton dance*
I am never here at the same time as you. I feel lucky :)
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Migraine!!! You make me smile every time!
*doing the cabbage patch*
On topic: Those bazungas look like they HURT!
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
FUCK THOSE HOUSEWIFES1
is there no good news breaking today?
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Fucka doodle-do.
Who gives a shit. who gives a fuck.
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"I've met Janeane Garofalo and she's a cunt"-Artie Lange
Submitted by fanfunkintastic on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 11:19am.
I'd be so fucking pissed off if I was quietly sunning my saggy tits/ balls on a nudist beach with a clothed 'celebrity' inviting the paps' cameras, although better clothed than not I guess
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LMflabbyAO...and the opposite happened to me in St. Maarten back in January where I was pissed for being so modest (almost nun-like) and there were saggy tits/asses flopping all around my space. My fiance took lots of photos...none of them made it in them but there was this one gorgeous almost nude couple and the girl's bronze water balloons were all up in my pics. I wanted to punch my fiance in the eye. fucker
M.E.
I don't watch it either. Stay here with me, where it is safe and warm under the shadow of Katie's tittys.
Howcome she is not naked?
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Must See!!!
http://captain-hash.mybrute.com
I warn you, this shit is addictive.
Snowy - she makes me feel the same way.
UGH! New post is those fucking Housewives. I DON'T WATCH THAT FUCKERY!
*sulks off*
Migraine Sally!
Greetings from Munich! I just arrived. Do I have to send you a postcard?!
And yes, I just might mention you, if you promise to be on your worst behavior.
So, in other words, yes!
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http://www.myspace.com/triston
forthcoming novel, "Heaux Confessionals©" coming for your ass (and other holes)
I watched The Deadliest Catch last night. I love me some fishermen!
snowy: ♥♥♥ right back atcha!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
drama: ♥♥♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Deb!!!
*doing the Carlton dance*
I am never here at the same time as you. I feel lucky :)
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 11:26am.
OMG MK stop bleaching your apartment and give us another post, this ho is making me feel fat!
This makes me want to stab Snowy in the eye. Girl, you are ANYTHING BUT fat! *edited to add:* Save the feeling fat for us mom-jeans wearing lard asses!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 11:26am.
Snowpiece I fear one of the two of us is going to have to hunt MK down make sure he is alive. No morning wood?!?!?!?
I am waiting to hear his snarky thoughts on the People's most eligible bachelor list.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Can I suggest that someone spank Jordan for being such a nasty fame-whore?
"JUST SMILE LIKE A NORMAL FUCKED UP PERSON."
Charles Manson
Breakdown
So....when this book gets published, am I mentioned in the credits? hee hee
OMG MK stop bleaching your apartment and give us another post, this ho is making me feel fat!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
I know Migraine ! ♥
mikki brought up a good point on Katie.
Usually she is two inches of cloth from being an extra in 'Showgirls'.
That being said, she should feel out of place with clothes on no matter where she is.
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http://www.myspace.com/triston
forthcoming novel, "Heaux Confessionals©" coming for your ass (and other holes)
I have to say MK I agree with you 100% and hell, I am not even gay!!
I am sorry, but cruising along the beach with any sort of shoes on are annoying as all hell. Yeah, the sand can get hot, FLIP FLOPS not some fashionable sandals,etc.
She has a couple of shitty looking floating devices.
M.E.
Yeah, I could not go back in there. I don't hit. Simple as that. I am a social worker forchrissakes. But, I do know and realize that some children do not respond to anything at all but a swat on the behind. Every child is different. In our home, we do not hit, but the Pink Princess has to be kept in line all the time with re-direction, loss of privelges, time-outs, et al. She pushes the limits all the time. It is in a kid's nature and development to do so.
Not trying to start the debate here.
I love how she is more covered up on a nude beach than she usually is when walking down the street.