Wednesday, June 17th 2009
Screw Katie!
The paparazzi needs to work on their priorities. They have an extra-spicy cinnamon stick right in front of them and they decide to follow Katie Price instead. We've all seen her leather-wrapped medicine balls over and over again. I want to get to know that nekkid Adonis with the long grain nipples (just let me believe) and the enticing bald spot. If Katie's eyes didn't get so horny for the cameras, she'd realize her dream man was sitting behind her in all his glory.
Unfortunately, here's more of Katie (and less of that fine piece) selling it for the paps on a nakey beach in Ibiza yesterday afternoon.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
I'd be so fucking pissed off if I was quietly sunning my saggy tits/ balls on a nudist beach with a clothed 'celebrity' inviting the paps' cameras, although better clothed than not I guess
This is where I'm hiding from getting pissed the fuck off, yes. Not that this Katie cunt doesn't also make me stabby. But Pfft.
Migraine Sally!
I do believe I have another heaux confessional from last night, but you may not be able to handle it.
And where is the open post? This Negreaux has ish on his mind!!!
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Monsoon season is official now, so between now and Sept we will have all sorts of wacky weather. Different every day.
WHat is Katie's Heratige?
Migraine Sally on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 11:09am
So, Hurricane Hair Day today?
Ima workin' mine like Shitney taking the kids chandelier shopping.
On T: I have little interest in this person, she seems like any random wannabe ho on any given high profile beach.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
eeuuu, hot and muggy, gross.
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Fucka doodle-do.
CTH
Raining here too, but will still get up to 100 today. Ick. Muggy.
is this were we are hiding from the gosslins?
on topic, I got nothing. it's raining like hell here and I bet it is in NY too, MK prolly went back to bed, the lucky fucker.
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Fucka doodle-do.
She has a dazzling white smile.
Present
I'm here :0
Breakdown....how's tricks my chocolate lovah?
I thought this trick got her fun bags reduced down to D's or whatever? She still looks Pam Andersonish in the tittay area.
We are lucky to see only nekkid dude in the background, cuz Ibiza may be known as the place where the beautiful go, but trust me, there are plenty of busted asses on those beaches.
We should be thanking the paparazzi for sparing us!!
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I love the naked dude in the background.
new poooooossssstttt!!! fucking slow day, plus i'm starving. I bet MK is at the deli with the girl with gorgeous cholita eyebrows getting himself some deliciousness...
onT: Mr Burns.
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:02am.
You said *ass stomach*
It's Suze, like in booze.
I love how she's wearing a shirt and shorts, yet both are undone. Can the skank not dress herself or make a decision whether to wear a bikini or actual clothing for once?
Submitted by dreamhypnotique on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:24am.
Having said all that, though, I think if she lightened the hair, stopped frying her skin and took on her normal skin tone, deflated her fake boobs and dressed better, she'd be stunning.
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Ha! Basically, you're saying "If she looked totally different, she'd be stunning". Ugh. Her stomach looks like it was molded out of clay. Can't blame her, though. That must be a post-pregnancy tummy-tuck thing, because Kate Gosselin has the same stomach.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:22am.
LOL@long grain nipples!
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I second that emotion! long grain, hahaa!
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I guess walking in sand in wedge heels is a good workout?
Honestly, it must be fun for her not to have to live in a daily grind (clocking in and out for work, commuting, the M-F battle, or working for a straight salary for some corporation, etc.), but surely the endless plays for media attention and flaunting wealth and privilege must get old once in a while.
There must be countless trust-fund people who are rich, and yet don't get all up in everyone's faces about it, and just live their fun lives.
I say all this because, unlike legitimately accomplished movie stars or models, Katie Price doesn't strike me as someone who deserves all this notoriety.
Having said all that, though, I think if she lightened the hair, stopped frying her skin and took on her normal skin tone, deflated her fake boobs and dressed better, she'd be stunning.
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Who is Katie Price again? Wait, i don't care.
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LOL@long grain nipples! That's totally what he's got! Ha!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
speaking of Katie's (so I'm not Off Topic) I just read on the elevator tv that Katie Holmes may be appearing on So You Think You Can Dance this season! Nooooo the power of Xenu is invading my show!!!!!
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"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
The sun's the enemy, bitches. Tanning is a bad idea.
If he stayed out in the sun all afternoon, he'd be Mr. Third-Degree Burns.
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Bottom-feeder.
LMAO @ Mr. Burns
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Submitted by Nanners on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:53am.
That bitch is way too old to be visiting IBIZA. She has children for god's sake!
Hey now, I was in Ibiza last November, and I'm 36 (then 35)!
Katie Price has has the worst fashion sense. And I don't understand why she thinks she looks good with that super fake black hair.
I can't imagine anyone getting a hard on for this mess.
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Loozer's comment made me see the light! if Mr Burns can get that amazing tan, so should i! i'm gonna start sleeping on a tanning bed. *calls tanning salon*
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*Pssst* Katie, turn around and look at what a real, natural tan looks like.
Good to know that Mr. Burns goes to the beach.
Where's Smithers?
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which skank is this?!
Mel B/Megan Fox/Katie Price?
All these fake bitches with enlarged titty balls are starting to look alike.
But fuck it, I like Jordan and she is working hooker chic in Ibiza.
She's single now. Let this ho have her fun!
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Submitted by NaNoop on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:47am.
I thought she downsized her basketballs?
She did, but they're still like a DD or something...they were gargantuan before, now they're just massive.
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She looks like a cross between Boot Move Britney and Jody Marsh.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy: "I thought taking pictures in nudism beaches was forbidden."
Yeah, I was going to post that, too. It's rude.
Well, I happen to think she looks pretty hot. You have to admit she has a fine ass body, she works at it and you can tell...fake titty's or not.
I too thought it was Megan Fox at first glance but the boobs gave it away...and the toned ass stomach.
Plecostomus you are right, her grin is very Cheetified!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
LM"Long Grain Nipples"O...he does have a nice bod though. And she does have some white chicklet teefs....and those bouncy balls look painful...definitely not a stomach sleeper.
Hey who's that hottie on the phone in the background?
>PUKE<
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she's having a hard time walking in those sandals
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Jordan looks....good. I can't believe that's a sentence I actually wrote.
I thought she was Megan Fox. So either that moron Megan needs to step up her game, or Jordan is getting better-looking without her main gay hanging around trying to work his orange balzones.
Hey, how come Harvey didn't get to go to the beach? Even that child abuser with the angry mullet lets her kids hit the sand once in a while. Jordan better recognize!
That bitch is way too old to be visiting IBIZA. She has children for god's sake!
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I'm pinching yo nipples.
High heels with fringe on them at the beach?! i hate these fringey shoes...but at the beach, I hate them even more.
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I just watched the MK interview and I swear to the Goddess' of Lucite and Cutlets the minute he spoke unicorn kittens followed by rainbow glitter shot out my ass!!!
That's a very Britney grin she's sporting in that first pic.
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Bottom-feeder.
I thought taking pictures in nudism beaches was forbidden. Anyway, the chiclet teef and bowling ball implants pretty much kill her appeal to me.
Nice gams, though.
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