Wednesday, June 17th 2009
Screw Katie!
The paparazzi needs to work on their priorities. They have an extra-spicy cinnamon stick right in front of them and they decide to follow Katie Price instead. We've all seen her leather-wrapped medicine balls over and over again. I want to get to know that nekkid Adonis with the long grain nipples (just let me believe) and the enticing bald spot. If Katie's eyes didn't get so horny for the cameras, she'd realize her dream man was sitting behind her in all his glory.
Unfortunately, here's more of Katie (and less of that fine piece) selling it for the paps on a nakey beach in Ibiza yesterday afternoon.
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*holds tittays*
C'mon MK, long grain nipples? That looks like it would be annoying rubbing against a shirt.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
hmmm. nudist beach? There's more cinnamon sticks and buns laying around
Imagine being at a nudist beach drunk? That'd be fun as hell LOL
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♪I don't care how bad I fuck up, I care about how fucked up I get♫-NOFX
~GIT IT!! -MK 4/24/09
"I began to live my life when it forced me to stop taking it so seriously"-Hunter S. Thompson
OMFG! Now I love tanning just as much as the next person but she's gone overboard!! I swear to GOD I thought that was solange knowles. LOL.
I'm sorry? who is that? surely not Jordan? why she looked totally different? how can that be???
;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Did she run in to something? Both airbags deployed!
I thought she was distraught over Peter Andre leaving her skanky ass?
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"When I was on welfare and foodstamps the government never helped me out." - Craig T. Nelson
I thought she downsized her basketballs?
with long grain nipples
YUCK