The Real Housewives Of NJ: Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?
THE BOOK!!!!! The book was the surprise dinner guest during last night's season finale of The Real Mob Wives of New Jersey. But where did the book come from? I don't mean in general. I just mean how did it get to the dinner? When Danielle showed up, she only had a purse the size of her twat. Did the book fall out of Teresa's hair? Did Grandma Wrinkle (who we all know secretly hates Dina) disguise herself as a waiter and slip the book to Danielle while serving appetizers? I guess it doesn't really matter that the producers stashed it under the table how the book got there, because if it didn't show up, the staged battle between evil and evil-er would've never went down!
What is the big deal about that stupid book anyway? Why does Danielle care if everyone knows she's a former coke-shoveling PROSTITUTE WHORE? You can already tell just by looking at her beautiful face. She's like one of those magic eye posters. If you stare at her long enough, the words "PROSTITUTE COKE-WHORE KIDNAPPING STRIPPER SLUT" will appear before you. It's a badge of whore honor if you ask me. Danielle didn't see it that way and she wanted to get revenge on Dina for leaking the book to the whole town. But there was a twist! Dina's sister Caroline revealed that she's the one who exposed the book! Why did this start playing in my head when Carline stared at Danielle and said, "Look into my eyes, because I'm the one who told everyone." Marlon Brando in a ginge wig, is that you?! Dina was missing a fluffy cat and a roaring firing place behind her. It was thick. And instead of putting a horse's head in Danielle's bead, Caroline put a mirror.
I was seriously waiting for Danielle to shout, "I may be a PROSTITUTE WHORE with sperm eyebrows, but you've got hundreds of bodies underneath your kitchen!" That probably wouldn't have been a smart move, because then Danielle's precious eyebrows would've been covered in concrete at the bottom of the East River. Danielle didn't have to go there, because Jacqueline faced the wrath of the Manzo sisters and stood up for the PROSTITUTE WHORE (that will never get old). Jacqueline tried, but it was like watching a 6-year-old get the angries. I just wanted to give her a strawberry shortcake ice cream bar, pat her on the head and then tell her to go play with her dollies.
So where was Teresa in all of this?! Bitch was simmering. The crazed ape inside of her was waiting for its cue so that it could flip a bitch. In this case, the bitch was the table. That shit came out of nowhere! I thought her Planet of the Apes hairline was going to jump off and run for the nearest zoo. Wasn't she afraid that her new plastic bubbies were going to explode all over the place?
You know who needed to be flipped, though?! TERESA for being dumber than an empty can of tuna! What kind of stupid bitch throws a housewarming party at a fucking restaurant?! It wasn't a restaurantwarming party. It was a HOUSEwarming party. Hey, everyone! Come to my housewarming party at Applebee's!
In the end, Jacqueline's husband gave a beautiful speech about acting like adults...fart..queef...blah..blah..blah. Then Don Vito Caroline turned to Jacqueline and said, "You know who you're hurting? My parents." Give it a fucking rest, Caroline. This isn't Mickey Blue Eyes.
So everything got resolved, except for the biggest mystery of all: WHERE THE DICK IS DINA'S HUSBAND?
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She is gorgeous and very talented. It is said she is dating with a man old enough to be her father at "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " where is for women to meet handsome black and white men online.. .
My take on the show:
Alot is staged. Why would Teresa, aka Frank Vincent, invite Danielle, someone she doesn't like and thinks is a drama queen? Because Bravo told her to. Why would Danielle take that book out? Because Bravo told her to (and because she's a big drama queen).
No matter what you tell me, I think Dina is the biggest bitch. Danielle is the insecure girl always trying too hard (THAT'S why her daughters have that look of "Here we go again, make mom feel okay"), and Dina, mean girl supreme, recognized that. She's the youngest of 11 and very spoiled, used to getting her way, especially with big sister Caroline to defend her. I liked how Jacqueline stood up for herself, and her husband summed it up: "You're all acting like a bunch of fools." Did you catch Caroline's manipulative line to Jacqueline at the end about how disappointed her (Caroline's) parent's would be in her? I bet she needs a guard dog, you Carmela Soprano manque. They don't get that THE SOPRANOS was not a celebration of Jersey mafia life. And the friendship with that crook Bernie Kerek?
You are so right, Jimmy Bocca.
Caroline, stop posting.
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Firstly, as for Danielle, any mother who calls her children their "best friend" is delusional. Children are children and friends are friends. There is a thing called being too open with teens/pre-teens. Those girls should never have been present while that fight went on. As for Theresa, she was most likely still on pain killers from getting her new boobies (which actually looked good and natural) and was drinking which probably caused her to go off the handle.
Next...Bernie Kerik...that made me spit my drink out when he was said to be Caroline's husbands' best friend. He was/is being indicted on so many charges of fraud, racketeering and other illegal activities while being the former Police Commissioner of NYC.
I love how they pay cash in hundred $ bills. I can't wait until the Feds come after them all. Do they not realize they are just setting themselves up for major investigations that will make Danielle's past look like a Disney story!?!
I will be beyond disappointed and curious in our Government/NJ Police if there isn't a full on investigation into every aspect of these flashy/shady people's lives.
People will do ANYTHING to be famous...WHY????????????????????
M.K., I love you.
Dina is a bitch and a pig and just as plastic as Danielle. She's a mean girl. Justice is that ugly Danielle's daughter is gorgeous (and sage) and Dina's got the ugly one. What the hell kind of career did she have? Who would hire her as an interior decorator, with her tacky house with that ridiculous balcony?
Danielle, grow up and start listening to your 14-year-old daughter. (And keep your hair in your face, with bangs so that you don't look so horsey. I say this with love.)
Caroline is so full of shit. What a provincial moron. She's so smug in her provinciality. Fat jerk with loser kids and a criminal family.
Bravo needs to give their big gay brother a show. Did you see the one where he was shopping with Dina, picking out all this ugly shit in the store?
You go Jacqueline, gettin' ghetto. You can tell Dina is used to bossing her around, going so far as to co-opt her in a lie.
Did you catch Teresa's husband all turned on when his wife flipped the table? You know they had hot sex that night. Proceed to vomit. Her hairline is shorter than Frank Vincent's, for real.
Can't stand people like Jacqueline who sit there quiet while everyone's anger is brewing and she does nothing to bring about peace. I know it sounds harsh to someone who has never encountered all the Jacquelines in the world, but I did once and they're manipulative. They love the fight but pretend to be completely helpless in the matter. AND, if Caroline did take up for Dina (which you know she did), Jacqueline shoulda tried to simmer the argument at the table and had her issue with Dina out on the side to ask why she went forward w/ a lie.
Caroline is HAAAAWWWWT!
Sorry, Caroline, but them bubbies are fake fake fake. If they were that big naturally, they wouldn't be so perky and round. Yeah, not only are your boobs unusually big, but they are the shape of a 20 year old b/c there's no sagging. Unless they mado muscle, theys gots to fall.
WHITE TRASH WITH MONEY IS STILL WHITE TRASH!
Money does NOT buy class....and these idiots have none.
Submitted by Phoebe on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 7:22pm.
Now we know why Teresa had to move to a new house. She was screaming that Danielle fucked a guy in her (Teresa's) house. That is pretty nasty.
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eeww.. she's so ugly her eyes are trying to leave her face!
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Omg, MK. I fucking love you. Best review EVAR.
What I thought was funny was that when the conversation started about THE BOOK, Teresa was the one who wanted all the kids removed from the room. Then SHE was the one who went completely off the wall shouting "FUCK" every other word with children in the room!!!!!
Then in the interview taping she said she was sorry she let go like that because she really is a classy lady. WRONG, Theresa! Classy is a word that real women with class never use. It's always the wannabes and gum popping hoochie mamas who talk about being a "classy lady".
All doubt that you are just a Jersey girl with a lot of cash is blown away as soon as you open your mouth. And that tacky, tacky house!!
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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I wondered where she pulled that book out of and the thoughts weren't pretty.
It couldn't have been anymore staged. How is it Danielle could be getting attacked from all angles and her kids didn't shed a tear?
What would have been great is if Shiney Steve blew in wearing a Superman costume to save the day!
Now we know why Teresa had to move to a new house. She was screaming that Danielle fucked a guy in her (Teresa's) house. That is pretty nasty.
Am I wrong in thinking that this show could never be as entertaining as this review?
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I am screaming, crying and rolling on the floor of my office at this review of last nights beautiful finale....MK, seriously, thank you for being the only decent human being left on this dismal planet!! xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
Hey did anyone else notice Bernard Kerik talking with Caroline about the German shepards at the park? He is under federal investigation right now for 16 counts of every-type of fraud.
Other may remember him as the Bush Homeland Security nominee who had the illegal nanny (irony?)
I cracked up laughing when I saw him on to the screen as "Bernie" the dog trainer ....
They failed to mention that he was NY's most famous/fraudulent police commissioner!
"What a freakin' episode. Freakin' fireplace, freakin' sink, freakin' gorgeous. These were Dina's eloquent words when describing Teresa's marble palace. I laughed when she said, "You have onyx coming out of your ass." Now that would be painful.
I secretly like this massive mausoleum because it's the kind of place I would have visited as a kid saying, "This is how the rich people live." It is so over-the-top that you can't even be negative. You just have to be entertained and amused. Besides, Teresa hasn't put a hit out on me yet, so I just have one more reunion and maybe some clip show to survive through. I will be staying away from the Lincoln tunnel, though, for a while.
I like that Dina is genuinely not jealous. She gets a kick out of the grandiose nature of the house (look at hers), and I typically like her cool personality.
By the way, nice rack Teresa. Your new "bubbies" do look great.
It was nice to see Jacqueline's sweet, grounded parents. The parent-child dynamic always surfaces, and I continue to love Dina and Lexi. Lexi has that special thing. She should be the child actor. She's cute and quirky and appreciates her youth.
I loved the hoarding segment with candy and stuffed animals. I am a known obsessive editor who constantly gives everything away. I had hives looking under the bed.
OK, who are you more scared of? Caroline or that German shepherd? That was alarming. Or was it crazy that the former police commissioner (Caroline's husband's BFF), who got into trouble for shady money practices, was on this show. It's not Dateline, people. That's funny. He's clearly a fool.
The dog was scary. I wouldn't bringing my nieces and nephews around, and my dog Cookie is no peach. Yikes. I didn't know that crime was so rampant in Franklin Lakes.
Teresa inviting Danielle to the party was so produced and not natural, so I'll give her a pass for it seeming bizarre. However, her saying I'm not a rude person was hilarious. If you do invite her, let's leave high school and not all give Danielle dirty looks when she walks in. Danielle and that book were the elephants in the room, and her kids knew it too.
Speaking of children, do we need to hear how Teresa's husband wants to attack her while still in stitches in the car or how sore she is? I mean I'm the grande dame of inappropriateness, but what the ef? That made it funny when they later thought the kids should leave when talking about the infamous book. Sore from sex and your man begging for it all the time is OK for the kids to hear, but talking about book gossip at the Chateaux salon is rated R. Copy that.
OK, I've waited the entire season to mention this: Can we discuss the grammar or lack thereof? English is literally a second language for these girls. "I just begun." Um it's I just began and freakin' or freaking or shkeve are other Jersey words that make this vernacular special. I'm immediately transported back to Aqueduct racetrack where I spent my childhood days.
I'm not even mad at Danielle for leaving her kids there. They know it all. They're well-adjusted and this is mommy. She also probably knew that she could only take so many hits with them being present. She's manipulative, and this isn't her first day at the rodeo.
I also agreed with Danielle (and I'm not taking her ridiculous side) about another grown woman pointing a finger at her. This isn't "the untouchables." People: settle down. Dina seemed to be squirming a bit and didn't seem to be telling the whole truth. Bottom line is she and Caroline justifiably don't like Danielle, didn't go into it because of the kids present and because if they cross that line, they'll probably be arrested for strangulation, so they are left looking at fault. There is way more here than meets the eye. I really relate to this. There have been people who I'm dying to really rip and tell the world all their skeletons, but I ultimately won't cross that last fine line. Danielle isn't a good person; they know it and can't really go for broke with it. The TV isn't showing the whole deal and probably won't. There is a point where this stuff will ruin someone's life and that's a lot to hold onto even with someone you loathe.
Teresa was a drunken mess. It was really classless. I hate that stupid word class, which most of all of us on all of these reality shows discuss and barely have (solely for doing the shows in the first place.) Teresa really was a disaster, and it lowered her straight to the bottom.
I think she got buzzed, got frustrated and didn't like being the stupid one, and she wanted to exhibit some strength and dramatic effect. Mission accomplished. Bravo owes those big ratings they'll get this week to her.
Big kiss to Chris for being horrified. Also, as an aside, they're oysters people. This isn't Fear Factor, and if you don't like something, just push it aside. They were infants in dance class again, while Danielle at least acted like she has dared to leave Jersey before. Good show. I'll lock my doors and hire security for a while, for my ass is probably grass and those Jersey broads are the lawnmowers".
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Submitted by Mrs. F. on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 11:45am.
Have we talked about how Teresa resembles the Nanny?
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Why, yes!! She's a cross between Fran Fine and Angela De Marco!! No wonder, I like her so much :p
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Wow MK, I think is the longest post you've ever posted.
Viva La HouseSkanks!
Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 2:02pm.
I'm not going to lie, I love this! But in response. I think it's pretty much out there that the Manzo family has/had mob connections. The father-in-law of these chicks was nicknamed Tiny Manzo and was found dead many years ago in the trunk of his car, something about his hands and legs cut off. At least that was part of the PR when this show started. I don't know how they got this holier-than-thou attitude except to say maybe (definitely) they were brought up with some macho/chauvinistic beliefs. How many times does Dina have to say as girls they were brought up to cook well and make the house beautiful? Danielle's done some illegal shit but I don't think that's where the hate comes from. I think it's just that Danielle's a woman and got her hands dirty -- and her offenses were against their idea of the Good Woman. Stripping? Whore? Bad Mother (which they indicate with the how can you do this in front of the kids line)? They're definitely forcing her out -- she can't hang with the women. She can hang with the men but that's equally dangerous for obvious reasons. Husband-stealer.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 12:53pm.
Hahaha...
I have a few concerns regarding these twats:
1.Where the fuck is Dina's husband, "Tommy"? I don't think I've ever seen him before. Why wouldn't he show up to the restaurantwarming party?
2.Why the fuck don't they use credit cards? That's what REAL rich people do (not that I know from personal experience unfortunately)
3.Why don't Danielle's kids have even the slightest hint of some sort of resemeblance to their "mother"? Seems a little shady...
4.Has Danielle attempted to sue the faux plastic surgeon who gave her that botched facelift?
5.Why does Caroline act like a fucking mob wife? "Let me tell you something about my fam-a-lee, we are as thick as thieves and protect eachotha to the end."
6.WHERE THE FUCK DID THAT MOTHERFUCKING BOOK COME FROM? I WAS SO HAPPY THAT OTHER PEOPLE NOTICED THAT IT MAGICALLY APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!
I hope we get a more clear image of just how that book slithered onto the table on the Last Supper tomorrow...
Yeah in one of the episodes Teresa goes into a kids boutique with her daughters and they tried on all sorts of outfits and crap, she is seen later dropping a wad of 100 dollar bills on the register, like one after the other but when they walk out of the store Teresa was only carrying a tiny little bag lmao !!! And i hope she's enjoying those Bravo bubbies because theres no way she paid for that
Who are these skanks and why should we care?
I don't care what anyone says: I love Teresa and her Geico cavebabies!!! No one started it with prostitute wh0re Danielle until she brought out the book. And MK, if you're comparing Danielle's purse to her twat, then you must actually mean it's very large and spacey inside, right? ;)
That said, that sh!t was obviously scripted but I still had to watch. You PROSTITUTE WH0RES dragged me into it!!
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she actually kinda looks a little like that chase the no-face cat, except not as cute.
1. I can't believe Danielle brought her children into such a hostile environment. (They look NOTHING like her. Are we sure she didn't kidnap them?) Shame on the producers for letting that happen, because they sure as hell engineered the whole situation.
2. I thought Dina was an "event planner" for the Brownstone. I also remember hearing her say she was an "interior decorator". This is what rich men's wives do when they get bored and need a "career" to talk about at dinner parties.
3. Jacqueline is going to PAY for her disloyalty. Although you can tell that she is on the outside with Dina and Caroline anyway. They aren't going to let ANYONE in to their little circle. Women are bitches like that. No woman is good enough for their brothers.
I don't watch this shit, because Dina was on Bridezilla, I just assumed this bitch wanted dto be a star and reality shows were her only option. Although I did love her wedding gown. Plus I'm from Jersey, they could have found better connected bitches than these broads.
Damn I have to go and watch this mess.
I still have a problem with how they all pay CASH for everything. I mean, I'm no dummy, I know that was intended for us to see via editing but it's as the producers WANT the viewer to draw the conclusion that money laundering is involved here.
Kind of reminds me of a pizza joint I used to work at. There were 6 employees and only 1 of them was
"on the books" and it was the owner's wife who never actually worked there. She would showed up with the kids to get free dinner every now and then but otherwise, had nothing to do with the "business". Of course, they were all IA and the owner;s name was Tony and they wife's name was Dina (or Tina).
Shady characters came through that place all hours of the day. After I quit the joint, I had reoccuring nightmares that somehow they were going to come after me for quitting without notice. Ahhh, to be 15 again....
And instead of putting a horse's head in Danielle's bead, Caroline put a mirror.
hahahahaha!!
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Submitted by babybunny on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 2:02pm
I also wondered why no one had really brought that up. I know the fight was the most interesting thing but crazy fucking Teresa is going on and on about how she's sore from her husband fucking her and there's children at the other end of the table! Danielle was the only one who seemed uncomfortable by that shit (which was funny), everyone else was just laughing like it was okay.
Submitted by Tem on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 1:48pm
You have to buy it on itunes. I'm not sure if Hulu has it. Or you can look for a torrent?
one last thing...all these women and there husbands obviously have some kind of mob connection...so why on earth are they judging and hating on someone who actually got caught? I mean for realz...who the hell are these hyenas to judge. BTW, they did all this stuff in front of the kids...that is klassy...and that Gieco Cavewoman Teresa is going on and on about her sexy times with her mob husband, in front of all the kids...money does not buy class in this group of kwazies.
@Tem
I heard you could watch it on Hulu. I mean, I'm not sure... it's not like I watch it... (nervous laugh)
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No pun intended but....if Teresa were blonde, then it would be understandable why she is so fucking stupid and clueless. Though I will say (in the beginning) she did do a good job being the dinner host in trying to keep the mood light but, telling all their personal business like that was just TMI. During the arguement, no one mentioned her name. She could have truly stayed the fuck out of it but, she just had to say something and ended up looking stupid. And did anyone see how Teresa's husband manhandled her ass? It even fucked her up because she had a look on her face like "damn". Jacqueline's husband was so over that shit and I don't think Joe cared either. Say what you wanna say about the Coke Prostitute Whore, lol, but, she wasn't backing down from Caroline or Dina and didn't give a fuck that she was sitting next to Joe talking crazy to his wife.
And can someone please tell me what kind of job Dina had that kept her or was going to keep her from being there for her family? Didn't Caroline say she was making flower arrangements or some shit for the weddings or events held at the Brownstone? Anyways, what the sealed the deal for me is when Jacqueline's husband told them all to shut the fuck up and that the Coke Prostitute Whore was welcomed at his home anytime. The look on Caroline's and Dina's face was priceless. Jacqueline's pussy must really be good, lol.
That is all.
Can you watch this show online because I will watch it based on this.
Greedy hairline.
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 1:37pm.
I write in caps, a lot. Trust me you are unable to get under my skin.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 1:37pm.
The fact is you seem to very slow. Firstly, I was trying to differentiate between Italian Americans and those who are Italian. The poster said they were almost ashamed of having Italian blood because of the association with the freaks of this reality show. The fact is real Italians do not exhibit these characteristics. Therefore, the poster SHOULD not be even ashamed of his or her Italian blood, as it is not a representation of the people. But, because you have the thinking capabilities of a dead mull, you are unable to comprehend. Your whole mission in life is to attack people to make yourself feel better, since OBVIOUSLY you have nothing to live for. Now, go watch FOX NEWS, and call it a day.
MK - I swear I was laughing so hard I almost went no. 1. YOu are too damn funny! I swear, I am still laughing...I saw that mess of a show last night...such lameness..and such bitches...I mean the whole time I am trying to figure out the same things you wrote a) where the hell did the book come from her purse couldn't even fit lipstick in there b) why did that bitch with the bubbies flip the table c) where the hell is Dina's husband and d) why the hell am I watching this shit! But at least for once, I know what you are summarizing in your posts regarding shows. I never watched the entire other housewives shows, and after this I don't think I can stomach another one...these women were the bitches to end all bitches to me. Those nasally voices...yeech...trust me if those are JOisy women, I will stay in Cali. Thank you very much!
Can we make more comment about Teresa's hairline and her Mafioso husband? Those two really intrigue me the most. Knowing a few ITAlian couples from NJ, I cannot say enough how much those two depict the entire state. Sopranos or not- this is fucking classy.
I hate that cunt Caroline.
There has been some chatter about how Teresa looks kind of like an ape. Did anyone ever watch Upright Citizens Brigade? In the "Story Of The Toad" episode they had one skit called "The Ugly Club" and it was a support group for ugly people and Amy Poehler looked like an ape, and Matt Walsh (who plays a super ugly girl) tells her that "Maybe you're not an ugly human being, but a good looking ape, with exceptional verbal skills." That's what I think of when I see Teresa.
If you want to watch it, here ya go: http://www.comedycentral.com/videos/index.jhtml?videoId=61482&title=ugly...
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Submitted by GazingBeauty on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 1:33pm.
typing in all caps makes it seem like i got under your rhino skin. i win. you lose. : )
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Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 1:29pm.
Everything about you screams FAT VIRGIN, WHO HAS NO FRIENDS, AND MAKES RANDOM JOKES AS A SENSE OF SELF-REASSURANCE.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 1:24pm.
Provolone, you're on a roll today! LMAO!!
please, please. dont put roll and me in the same sentence. gazing might eat me.
the only idiot is you who thought that someone saying italian blood was the same as them saying they were italian. italian blood obviously meant they were americans with said italian blood.
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"Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 1:23pm.
er...you're not pregnant, are you? *shakes*"
Hahaha. Oh god, No. No, no, no. I'm so unprepared to be a parent, it's not even funny. I gave a one-year-old a piece of paper to play with the other day. Not good.
I was talking about Teresa. Girl looks over baked and I know she's at least four months preggers when this shit went down. I reads People.
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I don't understand any of your post but did enjoy the clip BEQWUAUSE it made me thankful I live in the South.
Submitted by Provolone on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 1:21pm.
Idiot, I didn't mean the time in which you submitted "post comment". I meant how long did it TAKE you to think of that little useless remark. Excuse yourself, and wipe that breast milk off your chin.
I noticed at the end of the show Theresa is pregnant. In the genetic crap shoot she has only managed to spit out three Geico Cave Babies. If she wants a child without ungfortunate looks, and a snowballs chance in Hell to become a model, I suggest she adopts.
The weirdest thing is Danielle's kids are the best looking and nicest. Sometimes having a coke-whore stripper for a mom works out.
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09