Um. No.
Is the world's population of celebrity bachelors going extinct, because why did People Magazine name Chace Crawford as their sexiest Summer bachelor? The sexiest bitch you'll run into at a glory hole, maybe. Or the sexiest bitch who will cut you for the last highlighting cap at Sally's Beauty Supply. But not the hottest bachelor. Maybe the editor meant to name Chase the No Face Cat as the hottest bachelorette and the message somehow got lost in translation? That would've made complete sense.
The rest of People's hottest bachelors include Chris Pine (eh), Glamberace (sure), Shia LaDouche (his mom concurs), Brody Jenner (People is having a laugh, now), Common (I co-sign) and RPattz. If I don't agree with the RPattz choice, the mob of crazed Twihards will hunt me down and paralyze me with their screeches. So I agree.
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It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
That cat is so damn cute
They had to give it to someone else eventually so it's understandable they gave it to one of the boys. I wish they had given it to Rob though. He makes me want to buy the magazine more than the pretty boy types like chace. I'm tired of seeing the same old pretty she males no offense Chasity, on the cover of all the mags. That's what makes Rob more appealing he's more rugged looking than these skinny boy model types.
I'm more interested in Chastity's sex change.
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Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:10pm.
MK the faceless cat could have really used a warning...that was just disturbing.
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MK the faceless cat could have really used a warning...that was just disturbing.
@janice second - i've got your back too. no judgement here :)
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this Chace guy is so beautiful that any woman dating him will always feel like a fugly dirt bag, poor Carrie Underwwod, probably staring to someone so pretty cause her caca-fembot face...At least we know that MAGIC FOREST GREASY UNICORN (Rob Pattinson)is sleeping around and that is why we loved him, so bad, so stinky, so dirty, THATS is a HOTTEST BACHELOR EVER!!!
Whoever said that the cover should belong to Bradley Cooper is right!!! Chace is cute (I guess...) but is a spare supporting cast member on a fledgling teen show. Dude has like 10 lines an episode. Just sayin' he's not THAT interesting.
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Katt OMG I just looked at that, thanks! LMAO!
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What the fuck was up w/the no faced cat?! That's some freaky shit.
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What the fuck was up w/the no faced cat?! That's some freaky shit.
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i agree with common being on the list...and bradley cooper...meh to the rest...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
RPattz, no surprise. He needs to practice his smouldering look. He pulled it off a couple of times in Twilight, which is why I wanted to see the movie - to see what he would do with Edward. Practice, R.P., practice. He has the raw materials. I guess we'll see what the future brings. Right now Parasite Hilton does smouldering better than R.P.
God, I know I'm old bc either I don't know or don't care about the people on this list.
slim pickings in this list, but that cover belonged to Bradley Cooper...People Mag fucked up on this one...if for no other reason that he has the #1 movie in the country and is certainly studlier and more sought-after than Chase. As for the Pattinson guy, his face looks like he was dropped as a child face first and has the sex appeal of a boiled carrot with no salt...and the most boring vampire ever to boot. Twilight SUCKED!
why the fuck didn't Common get the cover?! that man is pure sex and talented too!
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Doesn't anyone else think it's funny that the women on the cover are more manly than Chase will ever be? Chaz and Kate probably have more testosterone in their pinkies than most of the boys on that list...
Chace is cute, but not sexy...I'm surprised Rob didn't get it.
other than Bradley Cooper or Common, I don't get it.
And I just read an AP headline on the story that began "Crawford tops Pattinson..." which is a gross thought and also inaccurate. Chase is obviously a pillow-biting, whiny bottom. And since I believe RPatz likes the girls, Chace is probably just his type!
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RPattz's face is better suited for radio.
I agree MK. A bunch of douchebags.
Submitted by Janice Second on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 1:51pm.
Ya know what? I'm gonna say it. I think R Patz is cute.
There. I said it. Go ahead and make fun of me.
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Ya know what? I'm gonna say it. I think R Patz is cute. In no way would I stalk him or jump all over him like those girls in that video from yesterday or today, but he's nice to look at.
There. I said it. Go ahead and make fun of me.
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Meh, those "hottest bachelors" do nothing for me. I'm more interested in Chase the no-face cat. Poor kitty. It would give me nightmares if he wakes me up with his no-face inches from mine every morning, tho.
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The fact that they must call it "Hottest Bachelors" and half the list contains gays means People knows it's bread is buttered by little blue haired ladies reading it in beauty shops while under the drier.
LOL! Sally's Beauty Supply!!!
He does look like he would.
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DO NOT click on Chase the No Face Cat!
SHHHHHRRRIIIIIEEEEEKKKK!!!
"Chastity's Choice" Sounds like a damn good Lifetime movie to me!
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i thought he was irrelevant...
Ah, what the hell. Chase Crawford - really? No thanks, I like my men a little bitch more rugged and better looking.
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OH PULEASE MK! Seriously must I put you in your place every damn day?!?!? You know if a chase lookalike came up to u in vlada you would drop to ur knees and thank the heavens, lets be real shall we??
sometimes i wonder what the hell does MK do with his spare time.. now i know that checking the blog of a kitteh with half a face is in his list.
poor kitteh. I wonder what freaky accident he was in that just destroyed his face.
on T: what's all the craziness with Rpatzz? i can't see any sexay in him.
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 12:38pm.
Submitted by JillyPoo on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 12:35pm.
Ha! It would never work out between me and the two I find the hottest. Adam's gay, and Brody's a giant douche. Maybe next summer!
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Uh....every lady needs a douche now and then. ;-)
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And if I may add, isn't People owned by Brangelina now?
This must be Skeletina's new spring catalog for future prey.
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Yeah, he is gay as Gayken, but more closeted. Mentalists.
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Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 12:33pm.
Does anyone here even BUY People???
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Why buy old news? I get better information faster from MK. :)
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Meh. None of those little boys give me a fem-boner. They're all a little too swishy and overly manscaped for my taste. I like ~real men~ with a little muscle definition.
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lol Stoney, take a chill and refresh main page. You're in for quite a treat
omg.
what is wrong with me today?
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Where is the gotdamn mother fucking fucking open post!
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Ok, I really need to say this:
Robert Pattison is not good lucking. He's dirty, greasy, gross and all over ugly.
I would run in the over direction if I ever saw him looking at me.
I've seen nobodies on the subway that are hotter than these douches. RPatz really? With that fucked up face? Just because he played some vampire? Fucking retarded.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 12:28pm.
Fucking People magazine is always pissing me off with shit like this. Where is the issue devoted to the hottest prisoner in cell block 7?
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Oooohhhhhhh Man that just took me back in time to some shit that actually scared me straight
...Cell Block H. *shivers uncontrollably*
This is the first time I've seen "Chace the No Face Cat." That's sad, but I would love/adore him like his owner does.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 12:35pm.
Yeah, I see them only at the doctors office, but I won't touch those germ infested rags for anything. Can you imagine the funk on them?
Not that I have a germ issue or anything. *reaches for Purell*
No thank you.. *sigh* is this the best they can do?