Wednesday, June 17th 2009
Open Post: Hosted By Tori Spelling
The last time we saw Tori Spelling in a two-piece, she looked like a slightly slow snake having a hard time digesting a couple of partially-melted golf balls. Bitch must have been slapped with a clue, because she wore a bikini in Hawaii yesterday that was less offensive to the eyes. Tori still looks like she's only been eating dead flies and the ends of wilted lettuce, but at least she's pretty much covering her boiled orange titties.
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It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there..
Morgan Freeman allegedly having affair with step-granddaughter
http://www.examiner.com/x-7371-LA-Blended-Families-Examiner~y2009m6d17-M...
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Haters of what? So confused...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Haters, you all should be ashamed. Oh..and get a life.
The NE says Morgan Freeman molested his teenaged step-granddaughter.
wadup horzs!
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:06pm.
Btw, i love how Angel_i has grouped all her Dlisted friends in one category.
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Ha! I TRY to keep that organized - I learned it from when I was playing games for a bit there.... Truth is, I met a few interesting peeps on MySpace when I came on to hang with you guys...but my main reason is to keep in touch (albeit from a distance, mostly) with all y'all so I keep that one pretty clean;p
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by shut the smurf up on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:51pm.
Hey nithgy everybody..
I have both, Myspace and Facebook. I like myspace 10 times better.
and all of you sluts are there! :)
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Same. I like MySpace cuz it feels more like my private clubhouse, somehow. and Same with both Farrah AND EEG: Twice now someone has said: watch out for emails from me, I'm hacked and two, peeps be finding you FAST over there. I changed my FB account THREE times to try and get people to lose my trail...
And also. on FB...it's like EVERYBODY is a musician. SO much spammy kinda invitational shit ALL the time....
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:55pm.
Don't like the lack of privacy and the fact that any mofo from any point in your life can "find" you.
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eeeeeexactly!! i don't want random people "finding" me. We can find each other on MySpace by our fellow sluts and then send an invite.
Btw, i love how Angel_i has grouped all her Dlisted friends in one category.
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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Don't like the lack of privacy and the fact that any mofo from any point in your life can "find" you.
i have my facebook to stay in contact with highschool peoples...that way i don't have to fuck around n go to the bullshit 5 year reunion...why have those?!?!?
we just graduated college n are starting our lives...fuck aint change but i've digress
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
Hey nithgy everybody..
I have both, Myspace and Facebook. I like myspace 10 times better.
and all of you sluts are there! :)
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:44pm.
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:41pm.
I have my reasons for choosing this or that but I really wish it was all kinda condensed into one thing
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i don't know about FB being ebil, as EEG said, but i know it's quite easy to get your account hacked and your info stolen, or have someone posing as you. According to my ex husband (he works for one of the biggest all-internet-things company, he's quite the mega computer master) he said it's probably the easiest site to hack.
But i SO agree with Angel_i, i wish we could have all our accounts in one place, so we could be in touch with all our horz.
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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Farrah on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:35pm
I don't have FuckBook either.
A friend who has one hates it but keeps it for her business and she told me FB had like a few hundred thousand users delete their pages because it has no real privacy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by EastEndGirl on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:41pm.
Facebook is ebil.
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Y you say dat?
Not that I disagree...curious...
I have my reasons for choosing this or that but I really wish it was all kinda condensed into one thing - I don't like too much "stuff"...
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Facebook is ebil.
Sorry to but in.
Submitted by daillestbabyd on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:29pm.
lol how is facebook any worst?
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Submitted by daillestbabyd on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:29pm.
i guess all these friends sites have different security settings. Mine are super high on MySpace, and nobody, unless they're my friends, can see any info on me. I dunno, all i know is that i'm staying away from FaceBook
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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:26pm.
0o0 i c
idk i think myspace and facebook expose way more with photo albums and u can see what ppl write to each other...twitter is way less complicated and u can direct message ppl. and ppl only knw what u want them to knw...i found all those otehr sites to be wayy to much and twitter just the right amount
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Submitted by daillestbabyd on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:19pm.
but it seems so irrelevant when there's twitter no??
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i really have no idea how Twitter works, we use MySpace to email each other. I had the impression Twitter was way less private.
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www.walkms.org
help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
Submitted by Farrah on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:17pm.
but it seems so irrelevant when there's twitter no??
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Submitted by daillestbabyd on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:13pm.
i didn't even knw ppl still used myspace!
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what??
all us Dlisted horz made MySpace the place where the cool kids hang out!
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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
i didn't even knw ppl still used myspace!
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I don't need SEX life FUCKS me whenever it can!
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:21pm.
oh happy day people! Bret Michaels is now my friend on myspace!
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big deal. I gots KFed.
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help me regain my life! as you burn calories.
YAY open post times *does my open post dance*
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~i be on twitter yo
Cutest Puppeh!
Starved aliens with melting boobs? YUCK! This bikini is even more scary than the last, at least you don't that severe sunken chest action going on. She looks so hungry here.
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:21pm.
oh happy day people! Bret Michaels is now my friend on myspace!
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Congratulations. Use a cyber-condom. Who knows where those keystrokes have been.
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"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
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ah!! Where's Deb and IV?!?!?!
James Purejoy!!!!
http://www.nbc.com/the-philanthropist/
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EEG: LOL I don't know, I friend requested him when that whole thing came out because I wanted to maek a comment on his page about what a pussy he was over that owie!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Damn, there ain't one thing right in Tori's body. Fucked all over.
Snow,
Hahaha. You funny. Is his owie all better yet?
oh happy day people! Bret Michaels is now my friend on myspace!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
That puppy is cute. I want eat her chubby head. Puppy tummies are yummy too.
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Shit I'm stoned. This is my first open post ! Yay me.
EEG - I know.
I am leaving. Gotta head to the store. Talk to you whores tomorrow!
Fatal M.E. as soon as you see her you might as well get in the car and head for your nearest pet supply store!
Holy smokes, the Iranian soccer team is good looking. Wear that green boys.
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EEG - BH wants it, but we have to discuss tonight, when she brings her over.
*MUAH*
OMG M.E. CUTENESS!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
Miss Jane - There are a lot of factors. But I'm already in love. Damn it!
M.E.,
Was just going to ask what he thought.
Get that corner of the quilt done bitch?
ME!!!!!!!!!!!! That puppy is soooooo freaking cute. Keep it! I want a puppy, but I can barely take care of myself....so my one cat will have to do.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Ahhh, well. I'm interested in the recipes and I think I'll share one of my favourites. My friend came up with this one and it's honestly delicious.
Anyway, here's the list of ingredients:
Note: I actually had to look for the english translation for some of the ingridients.
- 2 packs cooked Barilla No.7 spaghetti pasta.
- 2 cans of Nestle table cream (here it's called "media crema".
- 1 kg jumbo shrimp in butterfly cut. Sprinkle a little salt over them.
- About 1/2 cup butter.
- 1 medium bell pepper of each colour (red, green, yellow and orange) cut into squares.
- 1 pack Fresh mushrooms cut into slices.
- Knorr powdered chicken stock to taste.
Cook the spaghetti with salt, onion and a few bay leaves so it has some flavor, and obviously, drain it once it's cooked.
In a medium-large saucepan, saute the shrimps in butter, until they are almost done. Then add the veggies and saute for a minute or so. Don't let the veggies get overcooked. Add the spaghetti pasta and stir. Add the Nestle table cream and stir some more. Once everything is well incorporated, add the Knorr powdered chicken stock and stir well. How much to add depends on your taste. I usually just add and taste.. hehe. And voila. As a side-dish, we buy that Grand Parisian salad bag they sell at Costco, with the yummy dressing, dried cranberries and feta cheese and some baguette bread cut into slices.
Let me know what you think. :)
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Here is something to clean the palate from that new "'Fame'' trailer:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTJHjuhCYos
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
Submitted by Hekki on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:49pm.
Agreed. I am soooo not on board with this. I was in high school when it first came out. Who can forget the ''Coco'' scene.
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"
EEG - I'm leaning towards Dahlia. If BH says we can keep her.
miso: What a travesty. I guess it'll be good if you're 20 and have no idea what the REAL "Fame" was. I DVR'd it and damn, that shit was GOOD. The "Hot Lunch" jam? The auditions?
There was something about that movie that just can't be re-made.
Oh shit M.E., send her to me!! Kidding. Give her a great name like Inzolia.
The new "'Fame'' trailer..ummm yeah...
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/need-to-know-fame-cast.html#watch
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"Nothing can kill The Grimace!"