At Least He Doesn't Have To Hang Around Fishsticks Anymore
Billy Joel and his third wife Katie Lee Joel have separated. This is good news for Billy since he can slap Fishsticks Paltrow in the teefs the next time she calls him "William." He doesn't have to hold back anymore.
Billy and Katie issued a statement to the NYDN and confirmed that their marriage is lying lifeless in the gutter, "After nearly five years of marriage, Billy and Katie have decided to separate. This decision is the result of much thought and consideration. Billy and Katie remain caring friends, with admiration and respect for each other."
There were rumors a little while ago that Katie and Billy's marriage had hit the skids, because she was out dry humping fashion designer Yigal Azrouel. Their spokeswhore denies that their split has anything to do with Yigal. Some source close to the two said Katie and Billy's age difference fucked it up for them. He's 60 and she's 27. The source said, "They grew apart. She is very career-oriented. She loves going out. She loves the city. When Billy isn't touring, he'd rather be on Long Island with his motorcycles and boats."
You know what I think happened? Billy woke up one day and realized he's not married to a real human being! Did you see Katie on the first season of Top Chef? My toilet seat has a more sparkling personality than Katie. I bet the inside of that bitch's body looks like the game Operation. Plastic organs and shit!
If Billy wants to get out of paying alimony, he could probably argue that their marriage is invalid due to the fact that she's an inanimate object. There's not a court in this country who would disagree with him!
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He is about as unattractive as he is rich, so it balances out, plus he has genuine talent on top of that...She always seemed kind of like a bitch & very cold. I wonder why she never had a baby, it can only work in your favor when your husband is that wealthy. Maybe she is cold, but not calculating.
didnt he just buy her a restaurant a few days ago???
Submitted by Oceannia420 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:21am.
♪ What an idiot he is!!!!!! That's like marrying a girl young enough to be his daughter. Serves him right that she's OUT the door. Money doesn't buy love baldy bean!!
Word! he's over 30 years older than her! Not only is he old enough to be her father, if she had a 10 year old child its possible for him to be old enough to be its grandfather. Yuck.
Poor old Billy, just an average guy from Long Island who made the big time. His first wife took him to the cleaners, don't know about Christie. Now he's going to pay out the wazoo again.
stupid bitch didnt get the baby insurance
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The war isn't working.
♪ What an idiot he is!!!!!! That's like marrying a girl young enough to be his daughter. Serves him right that she's OUT the door. Money doesn't buy love baldy bean!!
"I love you juuuust the waaaay you aaaare!"
AHAHA! Sure you do, Billy ^_^
Love his music from the 70's, grew up listening to 52nd St. and The Stranger albums. But thinking he may be a bit of an asshole in real life.
They grew apart: he wanted to stay home and drink; she wanted to, you know, have fun.
Looks like she has a bump here:
http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/hv/photo/movie_pix/warner_brothers/the_d...
What's more repulsive - his manic eyes or his Chiclet teefs?
27 ??? That's a typo isn't it...gold digger looks 47 if a day.
So, is he a cougar?
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 7:37pm.
Marriage was doomed when he proposed. Sugar Daddy trying to lockdown his young girl. Damn she was only 22 when he married her!!!!
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Which makes Joel a Man-Cougar.
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Fuzzyslippers: had to come back and answer you before I left for the evening.
There is not enough alcohol on this Earth to make that happen with ME.
As for others, you're right - alcohol or lots of barbituates!! lol.
Good night fuzzy.
Marriage was doomed when he proposed. Sugar Daddy trying to lockdown his young girl. Damn she was only 22 when he married her!!!!
Marriage was doomed when he proposed. Sugar Daddy trying to lockdown his young girl. Damn she was only 22 when he married her!!!!
He's gross.
Submitted by MizRo on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:32pm.
Gotta confess, I don't know how these young women can actually have sexy times with old men... UGH!
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Oh come now, Mizro. You know the answer to this! Booze! Get about eight drinks in you, you don't know/care who you're fucking! XD
B Joel reminds me of Bethenny from the Real Housewives of NY
surprise, surprise
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Joel is an alkie... That is dificult to live with along with the 40 year difference.
Gotta confess, I don't know how these young women can actually have sexy times with old men... UGH!
Submitted by anonymous7643 on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:40pm.
This situation worked out perfectly for her.
She gained fame, and will now be financially set for life due to marrying him.
She gets out of it in a few years and is free to go fuck around.
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It usually does work. That is in fact why hos ho. Its a proven formula.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 3:57pm.
Even with all his money, this dude cannot keep a woman. He must have a very small penis.
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Either that, or he's constantly suffering from whiskey dick.
I'd marry Billy Joel. I love his 80s music. All of it.
Submitted by lelu on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:03pm.
Although, I'm convinced that Poopy Goopy ruined this marriage. Everything was fine until she mentioned William. You know Beyonce's marriage will be over once Fishy refers to Jay-Z as Sean. Only a matter of time.
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Well, she already referred to Jay-Z as "Uncle Jay" on the Tonight Show last week. Countdown 3, 2, 1....
Submitted by sybil on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:59pm.
Is he Chloe Lattanzi's father? I'm so fucking confused! If he is single again, he can marry Christ-it's- Brinkley...or Olivia Newton John! I need a scotch martini...now!!!!
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Chloé Lattanzi's (sp?)father is Matt Lattanzi, a dancer whom Olivia Newton John married, 20 odd years ago. Billy Joel married Christie Brinkley and they had a daughter, Alexa Ray about 22 or 23 years ago. She is now apparently a fairly talented musician herself.
Edited to add: A scotch martini?? Whoa, I get a buzz just typing that. That must pack a punch.
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Dream On
Ewww....he married her when she was 22. Perv. I love me some Billy Joel, but that's just scary.
Although, I'm convinced that Poopy Goopy ruined this marriage. Everything was fine until she mentioned William. You know Beyonce's marriage will be over once Fishy refers to Jay-Z as Sean. Only a matter of time.
Is he Chloe Lattanzi's father? I'm so fucking confused! If he is single again, he can marry Christ-it's- Brinkley...or Olivia Newton John! I need a scotch martini...now!!!!
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"What in macrobiotic hell do these two smug cunts talk about?" Michael K.
(Trivia question; Who is Mikey talking about?")
What a shock ... not. Maybe he should try marrying someone around his own age again. Maybe he can get back with Christie, who at least is age appropriate for him.
After seeing this picture of them together I am thank J Chrizzle that no sex tapes of these nasty ass mofos have surfaced. Billy was never hawt but damn marrying those young hos over and over must've taken it out of him in a big way.
Submitted by SpiceDong on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 5:00pm.
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Wiki, I know, says no kids. She's getting kicked outta Golddigger High, methinks.
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
Wow- how surprising. This was SO obviously from the get go. I remember seeing them on a few oprah shows and thinking that it was entirely doomed. Then she had her on after she read 'A New Earth' and I REALLY knew he was toast. Personal growth just ain't Billy's thang.
What Murph said. I LOVE LOVE LOVE vintage Billy Joel.
And he does have really bad taste in women. If he had only consulted me, I would have told him Katie Lee was a GOLDDIGGER.
27???? How can that be?
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This situation worked out perfectly for her.
She gained fame, and will now be financially set for life due to marrying him.
She gets out of it in a few years and is free to go fuck around.
I love Billy Joel and his music, but the man is a damn moron when it comes to his love life. Wise up, Billy. And stop marrying women young enough to be your daughter/granddaughter...that might help things.
Billy Joel is so gross. Yucky. Ewwwwww. No amount of money would make me go there. It definitely takes a special breed to be a golddigger.
Get that money, Katie. Five years of marriage is plenty of time to fool people to believe that you married for love.
And William Joel needs to learn from Clooney. Date 'em but don't marry 'em. The moment these Sarah Larson types start to become less than inaminate objects and fall in love, that's the time of leave. Esp. when they have one hand inches from the wallet.
Or maybe William should accept that he can't marry up. Even with all that money, they'll eventually leave his ass for somebody hotter.
It should be illegal to marry under the age of 30. It should also be illegal to marry someone old enough to be your grandfather.
why does this make me happy-
She'll be getting a big fat settlement
World class gold digging on her part
didn't she have children with Billy?
I recall seeing her pregnant on TOP Chef...or maybe she was just fat then.
"Vamos a singar" - Toothless Dominican Prostitute
Yeah!!!! Billy is free for ME now!!!!!
My husband knows that if Billy came knockin' on my door I would have to leave his ass in a heartbeat. No discussion.
Its not that I think he is hot and its not about the $$$. Its about the music. He's shit from the 70's and first half of the 80's is the best and I will make sure when I am wife #4 that he will produce that kind of music for us all again and your thanks is all I need. :) BTW, who doesn't want to hang out in a fantastic mansion on the Hamptons with your own boats??!!! That is my idea of heaven.
They say that these are not the best of times, but they're the only times I've ever known.....
"This decision is the result of much thought and consideration". Translated: Katie has now achieved the level of notoriety and name recognition that she desired, in addition to having a valid claim against poor, drunken Billy's assets.
There's no fool, like an old fool.
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Gee is it any surprised this marriage fell apart. I am sure he married him for money. Why else would she marry a man over 30 years her senior. Golddigger!
yeah, no more delicious sharing of cookies with Fishsticks for William! But the "lovely" Katie Lee...if she is 27 I am 10 years old! I love Billy but wish he stayed single..he was the shit in the 70's...The Stranger...great, great album! Then he went Hollywood with Christie, and then this young 'un....and his edge kind of went bye-bye...
She's bordering on one of those Selena Gomez-type heads where her noggin is too big for her face.
Well I'm not going to be impressed with this trick's gold digging skillz until I hear she squeezed out a baybeh...C'mon if you're going to suck old man dick for profit at least make sure the checks will keep coming for the next 18 years.
"When I'm good I'm very good but when I'm bad I'm better." ~Mae West