Stripper, Prostitute Whore....And Amateur Pornstar!

Guys.... Please wake up and realize this is a TV show. It is classified as a DocuSoap for a reason. It is a carefully crafted and executed hour of TV. There are story editors and entire teams of creative people that develop and move the story to make it entertaining. Just happens that this group of women, who know each other for ever, know how to interact comfortably on camera.

This is the formula for success in so called "reality TV". Do you ever think why a season is only five episodes? It takes forever to get one of these in the can. From prepping, shooting and cutting and reshooting, then mixing -- it's a load of work.

The stand ups (where each character talks) are used as filler to move the plot ahead. Did you notice how Dina's daughter goes on vacation and is back before you know it? It takes months to get these shows in the can.

Bravo to Bravo for doing such a great job. All the drama is carefully calculated and staged. No character is "forced" to say or do anything or be portrayed as something they vehemently object to. It's defamation and is standard in most reality contracts (especially when under 18 cast members are involved).

So all of you who think this is real -- wake up -- this is the new "wrestling" of the entertainment biz. Five unknown women have just made themselves TV stars in under two months.

I know -- I'm producing one of these "DocuSoaps" for another network in 2010.

Peace to all and happy dad's day!

I live in Wayne NJ the same town as Danielle and I swear not everyone is like that. Question number one on the interview must have been are you Italian. Gotta love that Jersey stereotype. Oh and I totally know where that firing range is.

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The Real Housewives of New Jersey finale is pulling a lot of viewers, and it's likely to keep doing so. The Real Housewives series continues to be a rollicking ride through the drama of rich people with nothing better to do, and the New Jersey series has been no exception as the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale was replete with catfights, all manner of blue language, and even a food fight. It sure means no one at Bravo will need a cash advance, that's for sure. The Housewives series draws ratings, and it will rerun many times. Many people would get a faxless payday loan for an advance DVD of the Real Housewives of New Jersey finale.

Please don't tell me MK's talking about the guy in the photo...27????

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My take on the show:

Alot is staged. Why would Teresa, aka Frank Vincent, invite Danielle, someone she doesn't like and thinks is a drama queen? Because Bravo told her to. Why would Danielle take that book out? Because Bravo told her to (and because she's a big drama queen).

No matter what you tell me, I think Dina is the biggest bitch. Danielle is the insecure girl always trying too hard (THAT'S why her daughters have that look of "Here we go again, make mom feel okay"), and Dina, mean girl supreme, recognized that. She's the youngest of 11 and very spoiled, used to getting her way, especially with big sister Caroline to defend her. I liked how Jacqueline stood up for herself, and her husband summed it up: "You're all acting like a bunch of fools." Did you catch Caroline's manipulative line to Jacqueline at the end about how disappointed her (Caroline's) parent's would be in her? I bet she needs a guard dog, you Carmela Soprano manque. They don't get that THE SOPRANOS was not a celebration of Jersey mafia life. And the friendship with that crook Bernie Kerek?

Tonite is the directors cut version of it....can't wait, hope they show some behind the scenes shit, cause on Teresas blog she said Danielle said alot more for her to turn the table.

I cant believe this prick is going around looking to sell a sex tape, Im very disappointed in Danielle, I would of thought she was smarter than that seeing she is a woman who has been in every scandalous situation possible.

Danielle/Beverly is one of those people in life that you should be very wary of and for good reason. She lied about there being only two things true written in the book, because her story about her past changed over the episodes leading up to the final show down.
I like Jacquline's husband for standing up to his sisters, but having grown up with them, he probably knows what kinda raging b***h's they are and isn't scared of them in the least.

I've been mistaken for a responsible adult

It's no secret that Caroline, Dina and their brother are from a mob family. I was surprised to find out the husbands were. I still like Caroline-she seems to be pretty forthright and really loves her family. As far as Danielle, she used her kids to try and explain away her past in front of the camera. They seem to be accessories. Yeah, I was shocked that she has a 14 year old but that is because she is over 50. For some reason she seems to think she looks young-if her skin were stretched any tighter it would split. Even after she called for a "conference" with her girls the only thing that could be verified is that she was never actually a Ford model. Yes, we all lie to our kids on national television. How can someone that physically repulsive honestly believe they would have a shot at modeling? As far as that book, if it were all lies wouldn't she have sued?

Oh for the love of...if she really has a sex tape with this guy, then she's dumber than I thought she was. She wasn't even smart enough to be the one who held on to it for safe keeping! I guess she gets what she deserves if this is true.

GIVE ME NENE, NENE, NENE- and her about to "wear that weave off of your head, bitch!"

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

i gots to admit- i thought danielle with "my book" would of come out on top, but she shyd down with, "let me tell you about my family"
WHO FUCKIN CARES? dina and her (i dont even know how to spell this, so ill google it, to not look like a dumbass) doppelganger cat, who the fuck even cares about your fuckin family, LMAO. and in the end i say fuck you and your book, danielle loved every minute of that shit, congrats. i say danielle is a hood rat doin hood rat shit, and the rest are just fucked :0 YEAH I SAID IT wooooo

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"And I went through this whole thing; am I gay?! Am I straight?! And I realized: I'm just slutty." ~Margaret Cho

"This is supposed to be about delicious booze!" ~MK

Submitted by chica robotica on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 7:03pm

I was thinking that's exactly why Albie's becoming a lawyer too! Hahaha. Caroline's hopping for a discount.

I agree. No matter what Danielle does I don't thnik it could bring hr down a peg because we already expect it.

As for the tape I'm sure they'll do a court order thing and one of two things will happen it'll never see the light of day or she'll pull a Paris Hilton and make money of it.

Anyone that is a friend of the Manzo's (or whatever their surname is) and is friends with Theresa -- Ms. I have wads of cash with me and my husband is in "construction" and I can buy a super mansion because of it should not be throwing stones. At this point Dannielle looks classy next to these other hoes.....____________________________________________
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he is balding!

Don't watch/don't give a caca about this show but that "27" year-old looks like a thinner Rush Limburger, Head Fat Fuck of the GOP eeeeewwwww!

Mother says strippers are the earth's eye crust.

Hard to know where to start BUT:
(1) This guy is FUGly...really bad in every way. Zero on the looks scale and...
(2) ...negative 10 in the personality scale. Who says something like he does in the quote above? He sounds like he's in 8th grade (which is probably when he left school).
(3) Danielle is a strange ranger. Why would ANYONE agree to be on a reality show when you have two young daughters and a background like hers?
(4) Her daughters are great. They are more educated, refined, and poised than anyone else on that show. How did that happen?!

"All of us are lying in the gutter but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde

The whole show proved 2 things way beyond a reasonable doubt...

1) White trash with money is still white trash.

2) There is something effed up in the water in New Jersey.

This is his own fault for dating someone so fug. I could see someone his age dating someone my age if she looked good, but YUCK!

I agree, her kids seem very nice.

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Danielle makes me skeve

Danielle may or may not be all the things posted but she does have the prettiest and most well behaved and intelligent girls. Those girls listened to their Mom explain herself and they did not bat an eyelash. They were more mature than everyone at that low class jersey table.

Yeah, he's got $20,000.

Submitted by Tobias Fünke on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:35pm.

Oh, the good ole' Army. That is a very good way to prove that you are a man, Buster. The top secret op missions, sweating and grunting with your fellow men, and having a nice cool down group shower afterward. Had Carl Weathers not taken me under his wing (so to speak) and teach me acting, I would have joined the army and assuredly had the time of my life!
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Can I open a can of soup for you?

Submitted by Buster Bluth on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:30pm.

I don't need anything more than the hot mission Army has signed me up for.
Operation Hot Ham Water.

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Oh, the good ole' Army. That is a very good way to prove that you are a man, Buster. The top secret op missions, sweating and grunting with your fellow men, and having a nice cool down group shower afterward. Had Carl Weathers not taken me under his wing (so to speak) and teach me acting, I would have joined the army and assuredly had the time of my life!

Submitted by Tobias Fünke on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:28pm.

Perhaps you need counseling, Buster. The universe has not guided me towards any acting jobs as of late, so I would be happy to work with you. I am a qualified Analrapist, after all.
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I don't need anything more than the hot mission Army has signed me up for.
Operation Hot Ham Water.

if Danielle is on S2, fergit about it, will sux.
Caroline should have shut that HOHO up.
T's buhbees were nice, good choice s. :)
I guess there won't be a real REUNION show, this was a dinner epi IMO.. :|
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Danielle is a she-beast!

It's only right if your sugar mommy is also your real mommy. Only you don't sleep with her. As in private times. I still sleep in bed with my mommy.

Submitted by fuckingclassy on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:05pm.
This just in....from another board>

The Manzos are mob from the floor to the ceiling. The Brownstone was a mob front for money laundering and it was handed down to Albert after his father was executed in 1983. The Gambino family was the silent partner when Tiny Manzo ran the place. Are you SURE they were so eager to just hand it over? And you think Teresa’s greasy husband pays in cash because he can’t get a credit card? Every one of those “housewives” and their husbands are in dirty up to their painted-on eyebrows. They’re goombas and what’s really funny is they don’t realize the rest of the world knows it.

BINGO! The FEDS are going to be on them like stink on shit. Especially old cash and carry Teresa and her no neck husband.

"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09

That guy is 27!?!?!?!? HOLY FUCCCKKKKKK!!! That's not just Benjamin Buttons shit, its also fuggin' Robin Williams from "Jack" shit!!!

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Douchechill!

peopleperson-
even if he doesn't release the tapes, i would be surprised if he gets laid ever again anyway!

i've only seen a few episodes of this show, and he wasn't in any of them so this is the first picture i've ever seen of the dude- i can't believe he's only 27!!! he looks soooo fucking old!!! lol that sucks.

this is beautiful!! Teresa gave Danielle what she deserved and what everyone else was just skirting around the entire night! That Danielle is a "fucking Prostitution Whore who has been engaged NIIINNNEEETTTEEENNN times!!!!"

All the other ladies were trying to be so polite & politically correct..I wanted to see Teresa let loose by her husband Joe so she could go over & cold cock Danielle & re-arrange her huge nose to the other side of her horse face!!!

God love ya Teresa!!

That is one rough looking 27 year old. I've seen worse though. I swear there's a lot of 20 somethings that look 10 years older than me. I get surprised every day. Then there are people in their 30s who look 18. Whatever.

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I don't know why they were all up in arms about Danielle being a stripper. I heard a couple of them were strippers back in the day.

As for Steve and his shiny head he should be thankful horseface even looked at him. I wouldn't think anyone under the age of 60 would want Steve.

It's sad that there are people out there that will believe Italians are really like that.

WHAT. A. GROSS. DICK.

If he does that, he'll never get his ugly ass laid again because no one will trust him.

Any slut worth her suck power knows not to let the camara roll during fucky times.
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I consider it a sign of class and elegance when a lady DOESN'T draw attention to her snatchal region.

these people are about as sexy as a newly pooped peice of dog shit. I would rather watch paint peel than these to ugly ass fucktards! btw, why are they relevant...and how long will it take before these goombas go away. They are all so fake and obviously in deep with da mob! Give me a break with that uptight shit, Caroline, Dina, Teresa...everything is mob financed, who do they think they are kidding.

The Mob ain't what it used to be! Did no one learn from John Gotti? Albie can become a mob lawyer and this can become a Sidney Sheldon book. Yay. I would love that. Season 2: Albie and Danielle. IMO, he's not at all put off by her.

I just need to be sure... that's Steve in the picture above?

Submitted by Pygar2000 on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:22pm.

In Danielle's defense, she's can't show pictures if they were in an advertisement or taken by a photographer, unless the photographer or company gives its permission. It's difficult as a model to obtain/ retain ownership of photographs. Some photographers/ companies will give you permission to display their photographs for said period of time (usually 1 year)... after that the Photographer gets full rights back to it, and you have to purchase it in order to display it for promotional reasons.

I think Bravo did clever editing to make people think that all the pictures were indecent based on the girls' reactions, and I doubt that's the case. There are photographs, while artistic and tasteful, that my niece and nephew would react the same way to... not that I would show them until they were in maybe college!

I soooo don't care.

letinstar - I think i just pee'd my pants.

"that dude is 27?? and katie joel is 27? is 27 the age when bitches hit the wall or something?"

Plus I forgot that at least Teresa had the decency to have her girls taken away from the activites last night. Otherwise the rest of the kids apparently just got some life lessons! WHY WOULD YOU EXPOSE YOUR KIDS TO ANY OF THIS?????????

Why didn't Caroline bring her dog?

He seriously thinks people will pay money to see his pale, hairy, balding body and shriveled impotent wang mashed up against a botoxed, overtanned, aging, self-absorbed slut who isn't even reasonably attractive?

Obvious wishful thinking -- the same wishful thinking that makes him optimistic that people will believe he's 27 instead of forty-six, driving a 92 Ford Ranger, wearing Wrangler jeans, and drinking whatever beer's on sale at 7-11 before getting back to the important task of delivering pizzas while drunk.

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Since she is such a good mother and shares EVERYTHING with her poor daughters, I am so afraid those poor girls where given a lesson in videography! I loved seeing her share her "modeling" portfolio with them. None of them seemed to be decent enough to shown on TV! those poor girls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Why do I get the feeling that despite playing hypersexual, this cunt has never had an orgasm in her life?

Submitted by MissJaneTexas on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:00pm.
You would think with that many skeletons in her closet and 2 young daughters she would not do a show like this. I guess she has to make money somehow even if it's at the expense of her children. *shame shame*
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