Wednesday, June 17th 2009

Quote Of The Day

Michelle Pfeiffer to Instyle (via P6) on being called a cougar:

"I so hate that term! Colette wrote these novels [about older women with younger men] so long ago, but even today they're ahead of their time in the way we perceive women's power and sexuality."

This cougar is not amused:

Here's non-cougar Michelle with her husband David E. Kelley at a screening for her movie Cheri (which is about a cougar) in NYC last night.

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Submitted by Noelegy on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:25am.

I feel that society warps our perceptions about more than enough things, and the word "cougar" being used to describe thirty-something women connotates that being in your thirties is "old".

Society is twisting our perception of youth. This is no longer the Dark Ages when the average human life expectancy was probably somewhere between 30-40ish. In the 21st century, it's not unusual to live beyond 80, 90, or even 100 years old. It's not even like being 35 means half of your life is over anymore.

Yet people are so committed to the idea that if you're that age, pursuing a relationship means that it's a desperate effort to clench onto "the rest of your life" or that it's some sort of "pre-death" mission to find a partner.

In reality, life is not nearly over. People in general aren't on their deathbeds at that age. In fact, thirty or thirty five years is only PART of life because humans typically live way longer now than they had before all of this silly "cougar" nonsense became common.

This alarmist mindset about youth is disturbing and mentally unhealthy.

And why the fuck do men like George Clooney get awarded with praise when they fuck women 20 years their junior, when as much as a 2 year age difference between an older woman and younger man, there are so many negative connotations attached to the relationship about the woman in question?

"She's manipulative."
"She's unstable."
"She's a man-eater!"

Meanwhile, some older men who fuck around with 22 year olds with no promise of committment in sight and dispose of them later on face no such stigma. Why isn't that as questionable for people? Look at George Clooney, FFS. He gets stamped a fucking "humanitarian" despite his reputation for dumping younger women when he gets bored with them!
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gucci's picture

thats one pissed off looking cougar!

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Notoriousrem_22's picture

She is so beautiful and she does not look like she has had a shit load of work done. You can see fine lines and wrinkles which is reassuring. She is a class act who never gave into the stupid pressures of Hollyweird, she chose to raise her family on a farm and shun the limelight. I think those were/are the keys to her longevity in this industry and the keys to her looking 35 when she is over 50. She eats well, exercises and keeps the emphasis on the PROPER things in her life. I hope that one day she wins an Oscar, she deserves one.

Stock Broker's picture

I wonder what the male equivalent of a "cougar" would be??????

chowgirl69's picture

Her husband looks like a sun damaged Frankenstein. I'm sure if you were to run you fingers through his hair you'd come across some bolts on either side.

Rebitcha's picture

Who is she kidding. That bitch has had so much work done. Pleazzzzzzzzzzzzzze!

howcomebubblegum's picture

Cute cougar!

bensucks's picture

Michelle and cougar below are gorgeous! I'm watching this film just to see her hotness!

like-wow's picture

Dear Michelle Pooper. The Cougar is a beautiful graceful creature. Consider it a compliment and STFU. I decided.

moonmaid's picture

She is still gorgeous. I'm wondering why, however, she let her husband out of the house with that hairdo of his. Little Dutch Boy Paint bangs. Weird.

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Nothing like catitude to start off one's day right. That is one unamused pussy.

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I am so excited. I love the book Cheri!!!! And with Michelle Pfeiffer. Of course the movie is in limited release...I suppose I will have to wait until it comes to video.

I also hate the term cougar. It is over used. I saw a countdown that had Drew Barrymore listed as a cougar. She is only 34!

Lane, I have been going to this high school for 7 years. I'm no dummy.

"This cougar is not amused"

Sweet jeebus! Thank you for that! That made my day.

KD's picture

I love big cats. They are so beautiful.

Noelegy's picture

Said Khensu Hetep:

"I hate the word "cougar" too, not only because it's overused, but that it's also unamusing, flavor-of-the-week popular culture slang.

Now it seems as though if you're over the age of 35 and are dating a guy a few years your junior, that makes you a "cougar". Whatthefuckever.

I'm glad someone else is fed up with that term."

THANK YOU, you described my feelings about it exactly. The phenomenon has annoyed me from its inception. Everyone was all a-dither about Ashton Kutcher being with Demi Moore, although the reverse of that situation happens all the time (Harrison Ford and Calista Flockhart, for example) and nobody bats an eye.

The show that they inevitably came out with, "The Cougar," featured a woman who barely seemed to be in her 30s. It reminded me of so-called "plus size" models who just look like average women.

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Mother Superior's picture

She should be happy to be called anything these days -she hasn't been active for so long and everyone already forgot about her........

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christine the hoff's picture

yup, the spammers are a bunch of assholes and why am I up at six am. going back to bed, fuck this.
re: the cougar thing, does it count if you just happen to attract younger men? the last several guys I've dated were younger than me, but I didn't plan it.

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Wow, these spammers are OVER THE FUCKING TOP when I'm on D-Listed.

(Not you, Christine the Hoff, the Tallmingle peddlers.)
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she is beautiful, and so is that big cat.
love big cats.

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she was one hell of a hottie back in the days.. I hate it when people get old

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RJII's picture

If Michelle were morphed into a cougar, she'd look like that badass cougar in the pic.

Anyway, I hate the silly term "Cougar". Seems the hetero men need something new and silly to teehee to.

Michelle is hot.

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We love the false ass(taking a cue from Marlene Dietrich!) on oldbag Michelle - who has had good facelifts as well.

But why is Michelle wearing support hose?

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I love Michelle Pfeiffer.

Class, beauty, grace, and tact all rolled up into one.

These youngesters need to take notes from one of Hollywood's true talents.

And why she has not won an Oscar yet is beyond me.

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Khensu Hetep's picture

I also think that this labeling system is LAME when it comes to describing women.

I'm sure there are many women who accurately fit the profile of these labels, but for the rest of us with a brain, we're not that simple and can't be described as just any of the above.
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Khensu Hetep's picture

I hate the word "cougar" too, not only because it's overused, but that it's also unamusing, flavor-of-the-week popular culture slang.

Now it seems as though if you're over the age of 35 and are dating a guy a few years your junior, that makes you a "cougar". Whatthefuckever.

I'm glad someone else is fed up with that term.

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Bare Naked Lady's picture

It's difficult not to love Michelle. She's handled her fame with such class and grace over the years. And she's truly talented and beautiful. She's one of the few famous people who you rarely, if ever, see any negative comments written about her.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:42am.

TITS, that avie! fucking priceless. it even has the perfect cuntface to match. LOL
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Clarisse's picture

TechnoViking,
Pumpkin, I don't know what movie you are talking about, so it could have been her!

SWEETPEA!

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TITS's picture

@ Trist - as usual the comments are just as good if not better than the story!

"I think everyone in the lower mainland knows that if you are looking for a cougar... Doolins is the place. Friday nights, they just lurk all over the place ready to pounce. In a freak-show kinda way... it's a heck of a side show.
Grab a pint, a good seat, and sit back and enjoy the show."

that said cougars ARE scary. one broke into a basement in the town where i live - just walked through a screened patio door.

Too many humans encroaching on their land.

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DR.FUNK's picture

Wow.She's still hot.

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Could someone please strangle JaneMartin? If I have to see one more of those sugar daddy posts, I'm going to throw my PC out the window.

justice's picture

My god she is a fine woman.

--thanks awfully--

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i miss her old nose

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Submitted by jazzfish_77 on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:42pm.

Wow. She still looks really good. I hope I hold up that well.
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that statement is a bit surreal when viewing your avatar while reading. :)

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Gosh, I hate spammers..But the actress is right about the cougar comment. Should not label women as such.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 9:09pm.

CLARRISE!

I loves Michelle.

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YOU DO REALIZE THAT WASN'T MICHELLE IN THAT MOVIE, RIGHT?

DUMBASS.

jazzfish_77's picture

Wow. She still looks really good. I hope I hold up that well.

Signora Castelli's picture

Dina is scary but the cougar, grandma wrinkles and me love Dina, she still scares everybody! I think it from her absent husband.

Night Owl's picture

I recently watched that movie she did with Paul Rudd, they were both so cute in it. Have always liked her but her husband seems a bit strange.

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Submitted by Tobias Fünke on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:22pm.

Well Buster, I said that I would be your wing man. Even if that means taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Just the thought of this cougar makes me want to blow my wad!
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Submitted by Buster Bluth on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 10:10pm.

Well Buster, I said that I would be your wing man. Even if that means taking a chubby, I will suck it up! Just the thought of this cougar makes me want to blow my wad!

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whats worse than cougars? that red hat bullshit.. still dont know what it means.. something about old ladies who like to wear red hats and purple scarves...?

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 8:39pm.

Mmmm'hmmm...Cougar dis Cougar dat...When I ever heard 'Oh she was a Cougar 'tween da sheets' NO! Cougar all you want whores, but chu know you wanna tiger in bed...*licking paw, rubbing tiger nips*...Yeah you whores like dat, doncha???
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Tristram's picture

David E. Kelley is about 53--isn't that about her age? David is a great hockey player; his dad used to be GM of the Hartford Whalers. David played college and grad school hockey at a very high level.

Pearl_Necklace's picture

Just gotta say DAMN, she's still hot.

And so is the kitty cat below!

Pimpcessa's picture

If someone calls me a cougar when I date a younger guy I could growl and take their fucking eyes out with my claws. No biggie. But sometimes I purrrrr like a kitten. Again....no biggie. Who cares what someone that you don't know or care about thinks? I certainly do not! And more people would live happier lives if they didn't get their panties in a bunch over what some yahoo thinks of them or says about them. What ever happened to being responsible for our own self esteem. Nobody can make us FEEL anything we don't already feel (even if slightly). So tired of people thinking they have the right to rule peoples thoughts and words. GET OVER IT, PUT YOUR BIG GIRL PANTIES ON LIVE YOUR OWN LIFE. Rant over.....

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