Wednesday, June 17th 2009
That's All Him, Right?
Ryan Reynolds is on the cover of Entertainment Weekly and at first I thought the Photoshop wizards got carried away, but then I remember my no-no slobbering over his abs recently. So I googled it and got confirmation. Ryan's abs really do look like they were hand-painted by Brooke Hogan's airbrusher. How does hair grow on something that hard? I bet ScarJo has to put a pillow on his stomach whenever she rides him in reverse. If she doesn't, his concrete abs could split her ass bone in two. Ow.
Ryan must do sit-ups non-stop. Even in his sleep. Some bitches sleepwalk, Ryan sleepcrunches.
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It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
i once found my old roommate passed out in front of the bathroom. i woke him up, he did a couple of crunches, and excused himself for getting in my way with his abdominal workout. then he went to bed and missed work. ryan definitely must drunkstuporcrunch.
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Hate to break it to you Dlisted Ladies...but that pix has been photoshopped within 1 inch of legal limits.
There's a pix floating around of what her REALLY looks like...a normal dude.
Between Eddie and now Ryan, I am going to have to spend the day diddling myself.
My muh-fuckin EW better not disappear like it tends to --- I swear I get "entertainment monthly" because bitches steal that shit before it even arrives at my door. shady mailmen.
wow.
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Pathetic Earthlings, who can save you now?
I'd hit so bad....REAL bad.
I kind of hated the movie "Waiting".
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he's a fine man.
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Hollywood is attempting to 'George Clooney' Ryan Reynolds on America.
Splashing his face everywhere, PR blitz him until you cannot forget him and in the hopes one of his movies will hit so we can then call him a star.
I am not buying it. That is generic hot, he has arguable charisma, and the hottest thing about him is his significant other.
And of course some of you sluts would hit it, but that goes without saying!
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He's looking a tad John Corbett-ish here, but hey, I'd hit them both front, back, over, under, and sideways.
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Bottom-feeder.
He's so generic looking. Plastic hair, six pack, "Blue Steel" pout and all. BORING. BoringboringboringBORING!
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I'd do things to you that were illegal in all 50 states...(but I'm out places to store the bodies.)
He is VERY hot, but he doesn't turn me on, he just looks like a Ken doll, too perfect. I can see why other people like him though, and he must be a good guy with the right amount of brains from the moment Alanis dated him and Scarlett married him.
and will somebody explain to me what are Beyonce and Megan Fox's empty faces doing next to people like Johnny Depp and Amy Adams? What the hell? this magazine has gone to the shits
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The baddest ho in town.
yuck...just not into it..
I found a picture of him in Mother's sock drawer last week. It smelled of ham and Chanel.
Wow! Let's just say that I would let Ryan Reynolds zing his arrow into my buttocks any day!
Sweet fucking christ!
No wonder Scarlett Johansson always looks so damn smug.
I don't know what some of you douche's are talking about...he's fucking fine.
I'm pretty fit but Ryan Reynolds gives me body issues. :-(
But he's nice to look at. :-D
He is one fine piece of man. Wow. So glad he's still a little hairy as well. Nothing wrong with a guy shaving or anything, but I like a little bit of hair on my man. Just makes them more... manly and rugged and damn sexy.
Have no idea who this hot piece is but he sexay!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Guess he's compensating for playing a fat teenager on The X-Files. But he gets a pass for playing Berg.
I honestly was never that insanely attracted to Ryan Reynolds, but DAMN has he been looking hot lately. I think it's because his looks seem to have "matured" a little... his face always looked a little too young-ish but now he looks like a man. I think he's gonna be one of those guys who gets better with age. YUM.
i wonder if he regrets his marriage to scarjo...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Holy Shit! He's grown into one fine dude!!! HE should be on People's cover! wowowowowowowow.....
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
eekz! am i the only one that likes scarjo???
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Submitted by shandi on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:27pm.
I wish they had pulled his pants up just a bit more. I could have gone all day without seeing the top of his pubes. Ick. Nast.
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No way! that's horny as fuck! :-P
Submitted by yucko on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 7:58pm.
He's hot until he talks.
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a little duct tape will do the trick.
DAMN. He's FINEEEEEEEEE
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He's hot until he talks.
His upper lip does this weird thing where it's like stuck to the top of his teeth. It's not attractive.
Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Scarlett, share.
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DAMN!!!
i'm usually not into really muscular guys, but he is fucking FINE.
Submitted by Hotmami on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 7:38pm.
He blows away any twentysomething out there today.
I hope you are able to get yourself a copy.
Submitted by Creepella on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 7:25pm.
Does absolutely nothing for me. Now Johnny Depp on the cover of Vanity Fair, YUM!
I've been going to the store almost every day for the past week waiting to buy a copy of deliciousness, but it's still not out here. Being overseas sucks sometimes.
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Great bod...meh face.
Clarisse - I was ALL ABOUT BERG. Still am, which is why RR can do no wrong in my book! Did ya know Pete was/is? engaged or married to frigging Tiffani Amber Thiessen? aaaand was in a cheesy gay romance movie called All Over the Guy?
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
She could also literally eat food off those abs, they are rock hard. The ass bone part breaking is HILARIOUS!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
Does absolutely nothing for me. Now Johnny Depp on the cover of Vanity Fair, YUM!
I usually think he is hot but he looks weird in that picture. I wonder if it's the distortion on the post because Johnny Depp looks kinda suspect also.
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RIGHT!!! He certainly sold his soul! I loved that show! I had the biggest crush on Pete!
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@ S_G
No but I have seen pics... He was not a looker at a young age. 0__o
Anyone remember when Ryan played "Billy" on the Nickelodeon show 'Fifteen'? LOL
*Memories* ...of bad, early 90's Canadian import television.
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 06/17/2009 - 6:47pm.
He'll always be Berg to me.
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omg I used to love that show. Hilarious
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Regardless, there's cooter in the sky - Loves Carrottop
@ MizRo
Same here. Bruised pelvis' suck.
Gnite, hon.
Vanz: I've been sharp-hipped by a man and i had bruises all over my pelvis... it was painful, but to each,his own..
Good night all, pleased to have made your acquaintance Vanz. Love your avie!
Meh.
@MizRo
No offense taken.
And I don't know what xerquina is talkin about. Those sharp hips are painful. I'll never make THAT mistake again *eyeroll*
Vanz:
I really did mean that for fash, but you seemed more reasonable. I'm with you honey, most definitely! No offense whatsoever and yes sex with him wold be a tad painful ith all those sharp angles!
My mom thinks Ryan Reynolds is hot. LOL! I, on the other hand, am indifferent.
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@ MizRo:
I don't even pay him enough mind to know how he is with his fans. You say he's an asshole, I'll believe you, hon. I just know that those muscles would WISHBONE A CHICK. NOT COOL
You should tell that to the fashn chick lol
you bitches must've been with bunch of flabby men because his bod is pretty average. I'd hit it!
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