Hot Slut Of The Day!
The Slut Dress who has been on the body of several hos in just a few weeks! That skank's pimp is Herve Leger and you get some time with it just for $1,742! It's a high-priced whore for being such a cheap tramp!
It pains me to say this but the dress' first known public outing was with Mop Head on May 22nd in Las Vegas. It took some time to recuperate from that traumatic experience. It was seen again on Heather Graham on June 9th in Dublin. Don't ask me how it did it, but that same day it was on the body of Kristin Cavallari in Los Angeles. Then on June 11th it got with model Doutzen Kroes in NYC. It's last known sighting was on June 15th in NYC where it dry humped Horseyface Montag.
I bet you it didn't use protection with any of those skeezers! That slut dress is probably at the free clinic now. Serves it right!
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Submitted by S_G on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:10am.
I don't really think the dress has slits or holes. I think it's flesh colored fabric.
Yeah, it has that "illusion" lining. Looks best on Heather because it actually matches her skin tone. Looks bizarre on the fake bake girls.
If those holes were more centered, it would be custom made for true sluts.
Then they wouldn't even have to disrobe to get poked!
I'd bet anything Heidi slides it front and center, like a true skank would.
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Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:13am.
i am a true whore, i cut the flesh colored fabric out of the slits so its my skin showing :)
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:07am.
sure it could, just turn it 90 degrees when you put it on.
Submitted by S_G on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:10am.
I don't really think the dress has slits or holes. I think it's flesh colored fabric.
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Ahhhh, now I understand what ISMU was saying about the flesh tone material.
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Submitted by S_G on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:10am.
I don't really think the dress has slits or holes.
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You're right. It has sluts and hos.
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Bottom-feeder.
The mop top in the 1st picture is too tan to wear the dress. Her skin color is way darker than the flesh colored backing on the slits, lol. It looks silly. That's another reason I hate the dress. The slits have a flesh colored backing. They really aren't showing their skin. Teases!
I dont even like that dress!
Please... Danielle was wearing this dress the same day she snorted an 8-ball, held a rich kid for ransom, and got arrested. This bitch has been around the block... She's been engaged NINETEEEEEEN TIIIIMES! After the Danielle incident, though, she laid low, changed her name, and pretended to be a good little dress. However, it's apparent her famewhoring days are not over!
I don't really think the dress has slits or holes. I think it's flesh colored fabric.
How much did Herve Leger pay to get those hos to wear it?
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:06am.
And picked which convenient slash I wanted my crotchfruit to pop out of!
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Look at it like this, that dress could have been used from conception through birth.
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Submitted by KD on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:06am.
I am really glad that this dress only comes in Small and Medium. I'd hate to see someones fat rolls trying to excape through the slits.
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LMAO! i just pictured beth ditto wearing that dress. you know that crazy bitch would wear it and think she looks hot.
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Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:05am.
i wonder if it comes in other colors?
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I wonder if the holes can be more centered?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 8:04am.
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And picked which convenient slash I wanted my crotchfruit to pop out of!
Except for the fact that they all look like they're covered in the same fleshtoned shit they use in the Ice Capades costumes.
I am really glad that this dress only comes in Small and Medium. I'd hate to see someones fat rolls trying to excape through the slits.
i wonder if it comes in other colors?
I have decided that this dress is attacking bitches on the street by needlepoint, forcing itself on un-suspecting victims!
Watch out, sluts.
You could be next!
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Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:55am.
You have a bunch of women with nice figures and the dress still doesn't look that good. It's kind of weird.
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You could have worn that dress in the delivery room.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
"The official dress of Prostitute Whores everywhere."
Something tells me Danielle from RHofN.J. has one...or at least covets one.
i dont think its mean, i like to look at is as conscrutive criticism
Wow people are mean. I don't think the dress looks that bad. If you have the body to pull it off, then go for it. As long as you're not going to a wedding, graduation, etc.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:55am.
lol sorry!
perhaps i'll throw it on right now and run down to the coffee shop for a bagel and a tea
Submitted by greenfinch on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:52am.
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Damn, you've out-whored me, I don't think I can top church on Sunday. You jumped the shark, you aren't suppose to use the church on Sunday until the 3rd or 4th time.
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
You have a bunch of women with nice figures and the dress still doesn't look that good. It's kind of weird.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 7:45am.
imma gonna wear it to chuch on sunday
Bwahahaha MK, you have tagged each photo "whoredress".
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
3rd and 4th thumbnail wore the dress best.
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i don't know who that chick is (3rd thumbnail) but IMO she wore that dress best.
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I think every straight man would love to be that dress. It gets the hottest hos!
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