Don't Fuck With Granny
Liv Tyler happened to be walking by when she witnessed a memaw yelling at a crying kid on the streets of Santa Monica, CA. The memaw must have been saying some serious shit like "Stop being such a dick!" or "I'm going to send you to Kate Gosselin!", because Liv stepped in. The paps say that Liv wanted to make sure the little girl was okay. When the memaw told her to get out of her life, Liv calmly walked over to her car to call 911.
Maybe the kid started crying when she saw Liv's shorts?
Personally, I think it was fine for Liv to step in. Some people might be screaming "Let a bitch raise their own child", but Liv felt that shit was getting too hot so she did something about it. The granny also has the right to tell her to shut her nosy mouth.
Let me also add that Liv's lucky she didn't deal with the wrong abuelita. Yes, more abuelita tales! I know some abuelita's that would've ran over to the nearest tree, ripped off a branch with their bare teeth and whooped Liv for getting in their business! Liv may be bigger than Khloe Kardashian, but nothing can stop a raging abuelita. Well, nothing except for a chocolate covered cherry and a mug of hot Ovaltine.
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It seems that she is dating online now. I saw her profile on dating site "M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om " last week. It is said she is dating with a young black man there..
Well, On one hand, if the old lady really was PUNCHING the child, I would've stepped in & said something too, and probably knocked the old bitch to the ground if she gave me any lip. On the other hand, if she was just yelling at the kid or whatever, then Liv really had no right to butt in. Buttinskies who freak out every time a parent look at a kid wrong are why parents can't even discipline their kids in public anymore w/o getting CPS called on them. When I was a kid, my mom would whoop my ass from one end of K-Mart to the other if I acted up, and the other parents would simply nod approvingly. Now you can't even tell your kid to shut up without some hippy calling the cops. There's a HUGE difference between true child abuse & an exhausted parent spanking a kid who's been throwing a tantrum for the past hour.
I'm a 1st-generation-in-America Russian & ALL the moms & grandmas in my family used 'THE PINCH' for discipline. Thumb & forefinger, under the arm. Holy god, nothing got me to act right quicker than that did.
That's great that she stepped in and did something.
Most people would just keep driving. No one cares anymore.
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Liv should have slapped the old lady and taken the kid to Brangelina. Hey, it's the right thing to do. ; )
hahaha in the name of all the good abuelitas out there, i apologize and retract my last comment. shame on me! =P
The real crime is those shorts!
I don't get glorifying this crazy old lady who was abusing a child...like this is a point of national pride. What an insult to really great abuelas everywhere.
The paps saved nothing ...no one "saved" Liv...she spared the child.
Punching a small child with a closed fist repeatedly is not being a"no nonsense" grandmother... it is child abuse and more importantly its a felony.
it was the paps that saved Liv! cause abuelita would've been all up on her george foreman! LOL got to love our abuelitas!
Is it anyone's job to get the story straight...um guess not. This event took place on Western Avenue in East LA. Liv was not walking along in sunny Santa Monica. She was driving down Western Avenue when she saw the mawmaw repeatedly shoving her fists into the child's midsection.
She made a screaming u-turn. Got out of the car and tried to stop the attack which she did.
Who gives a damn about the wacky Abuela. Or what she was wearing... Her thoughts were with the kid.
What is wrong with that?
I bet a lot of people on this site wished someone like Liv was around when they were getting roughed up by a family member.
KUDOS to Liv!!
More people should get involved when they witness this kind of abuse.
F*ckin' good for her!
Is it anyone's job to get the story straight...um guess not. This event took place on Western Avenue in East LA. Liv was not walking along in sunny Santa Monica. She was driving down Western Avenue when she saw the mawmaw repeatedly shoving her fists into the child's midsection.
She made a screaming u-turn. Got out of the car and tried to stop the attack which she did.
Who gives a damn about the wacky Abuela. Or what she was wearing... Her thoughts were with the kid.
What is wrong with that?
I bet a lot of people on this site wished someone like Liv was around when they were getting roughed up by a family member.
Ripping up a tree and beating the ass of someone getting in their business. Yep, abuelita sounds just like my mom. Ah, memories!
"Jesus and God really need to file a joint lawsuit against bitches for dragging their good names into unadulterated fuckery!" MK 2/15/09
Quween on the Scene for screaming brats getting beat down by crazy abuelitas.
Ha, that grandma looks like she's about to go all cholita on Liv's ass! Buggy eyed witch.
If Liv felt the situation was out of control, she was right to confront her. Better that than a guilty conscience.
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I love Liv but those shorts need to go back to the back of the closet.
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My grammy used to like chocolate covered cherries too! She used to stash that shit by her bed.
Why do old people love sweets so much? My other grandma does that too, has hordes of candy. She also won't drink anything but soda, it's the weirdest thing.
Chocolate covered cherries and Ovaltine? How do you know my Grandma?!?!
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that kid must have been a brat... but still , that granny does look treacherous...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Damn! That granny looks like the Oompa Loompa in ' Charlie and the choc factory '
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I must~ I never met a water sign i didn't like. Funny:)
And Divasgone, great story (well, terrible but i love that you did something. Now she will be on their radar! CPS might stop in for surprise visits. Not sure how it works but i know they get backlogged with stuff but let's hope she learns. One person can make a difference. How very sad that is though..
y DivasGone on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:31pm.
I have to share this story. Two weeks ago, I was at a bar for a friend's bday. This bleached blonde Crazy Bitch stumbles in and screams at the bartender, "Margo! Give me a drink! Gotta make it quick!! Got 4 kids in the car!".... everyone started laughing and Margo serves her the drink. I'm thinking it HAS to be a joke. Especially since the Crazy Bitch is obviously already drunk.
Finally, I walk out to the parking lot and what do I see? 4 kids in a car... at midnight... waiting for their drunk Crazy Bitch mom. She comes out to check on them. They're like, "Moooom! You said 10 minutes!! It's been like 30!" And what does Crazy Bitch do?! She goes back in the bar for another drink... And no one says ANYTHING!!
Long story short, I called the police. They came as she was driving off... she tried to make a break for it, got her ass arrested. Is still in jail 2 weeks later for 4 counts of child endangerment and DUI.
I felt like I was being Punk'd because no one else in that bar did anything at all. What a friggin' world...
damn you did the right thing those poor kids she could had killed them
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 1:05pm.
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap: "I usually refrained from knocking my son out in public, because of situations like this may occur. I did carry a little belt in an empty Pringle's can, I would pull out the Pringle can and he would straighten up when he saw the can."
Why did this make me laugh so HARD? That's terrible!
Reminds me of this guy I met in a bar who said that his mother used to pinch the inside of the upper arm of him and his brothers when they were acting up in public. Up near the armpit. Try it. Hurts like a motherfucker. Impressive in its sadism.
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my mom grew her nails just long enough, maybe around 3 millimeters, so that she could pinch me, my sisters, and my brothers on our fingers..!!
she pinched between the fingers on the inside..!
that hurt like a mofo..!
so, every time we acted up, she just gave us the side eyes while tapped her fingers.
after that, SILENCIO..!
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I have to share this story. Two weeks ago, I was at a bar for a friend's bday. This bleached blonde Crazy Bitch stumbles in and screams at the bartender, "Margo! Give me a drink! Gotta make it quick!! Got 4 kids in the car!".... everyone started laughing and Margo serves her the drink. I'm thinking it HAS to be a joke. Especially since the Crazy Bitch is obviously already drunk.
Finally, I walk out to the parking lot and what do I see? 4 kids in a car... at midnight... waiting for their drunk Crazy Bitch mom. She comes out to check on them. They're like, "Moooom! You said 10 minutes!! It's been like 30!" And what does Crazy Bitch do?! She goes back in the bar for another drink... And no one says ANYTHING!!
Long story short, I called the police. They came as she was driving off... she tried to make a break for it, got her ass arrested. Is still in jail 2 weeks later for 4 counts of child endangerment and DUI.
I felt like I was being Punk'd because no one else in that bar did anything at all. What a friggin' world...
liv is lucky she didn't get a cussed out by the memaw...this reminds me of my friend getting approached by a concerned citizen after she spanked her kid in chuckee cheese...kid had been cutting up all day and finally my friend excused herself to the bathroom at chuckee and handled business...some do gooder tried to say something and she got cussed out...even now, whenever i pass by a chuckee cheese, i get the giggles...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Submitted by TiredofthisCrap: "I usually refrained from knocking my son out in public, because of situations like this may occur. I did carry a little belt in an empty Pringle's can, I would pull out the Pringle can and he would straighten up when he saw the can."
Why did this make me laugh so HARD? That's terrible!
Reminds me of this guy I met in a bar who said that his mother used to pinch the inside of the upper arm of him and his brothers when they were acting up in public. Up near the armpit. Try it. Hurts like a motherfucker. Impressive in its sadism.
So what happened? Did the cops come? And was Liv there when they came?
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putas on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 12:38pm.
I love Liv. Love love love her. She's so darling and low key and can do no wrong. She's also a typical Cancer in that she cares and has a lot of empathy. I fucking love Cancers! Go Liv! She's a good egg.
im a cancer, you love me!!!!
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
I almost called CPS on my neighboor but I found out that they were already visiting them so I washed my hands im about to call em in a another family the father gets high in firescape and im pretty sure he is a drug dealer, yes I need to move too
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
So which one is the meemaw?
Liv's intentions were good, but no one is going to help that kid when they're alone with Abuelita.
I also get the sads when I see a child with a monstrous parent/caretaker, because I remember how it felt as a kid (*sniffs in self-pity for little Zorba*). But childhood sucks for some people and there's nothing you can do about it.
I love Liv. Love love love her. She's so darling and low key and can do no wrong. She's also a typical Cancer in that she cares and has a lot of empathy. I fucking love Cancers! Go Liv! She's a good egg.
I love Liv. Love love love her. She's so darling and low key and can do no wrong. She's also a typical Cancer in that she cares and has a lot of empathy. I fucking love Cancers! Go Liv! She's a good egg.
If it's true that the grandmother was hitting the child on the chest then I completely agree with what Liv did. A slap on the ass is one thing, but hitting a small child on the chest could cause problems, such as cardiac arrest.
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1. Why is that big ass little girl not walking? She's too big for that stroller, could be part of the problem!! She feels confined.
2. Come on Liv, yes you are pretty, but those shorts!!!!WTF, Does Steve know you are dressing like his grandmother.
3. I usually refrained from knocking my son out in public, because of situations like this may occur. I did carry a little belt in an empty Pringle's can, I would pull out the Pringle can and he would straighten up when he saw the can. Also I do hate when folks smack/hand hit their children in public, I was told if you hit them with your hands, they'll think that is okay. And pretty soon, they'll be hitting you're ass back.
Liv - Thank you for making my wife look so much hotter by comparison! I used to think that she had grown a little frumpy, but even she wouldn't be caught dead in Mom Shorts!
i am all pro spanking (like i said yesterday on the gosselin thread) but come on, hitting a lil kid on the chest~?!?!? and repeatedly!? WTF
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That granny looks like an evil old witch. Liv was right to step in.
on x17 i read that the kid was a boy and that liv was driving by when she saw the evil grandma hitting the lil guy on his chest. wow, usually grandmas are so nice and loving. mine used to love me a lot (from what my mother says). too bad i don't remember her as i was only 2 when she died. i think liv did not exaggerate. i mean look at her face! she was clearly disturbed by what went on.
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dramz: full of mah LURV!!!!!!!!!!!!!♥♥♥♥
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I didn't see anything on TMZ about the granny's hitting the child. (In any event, TMZ will publish anything that a favored lawyer or PR person tells it.) I looked around a bit more and didn't find anything similar, except that Liz is supposedly a "staunch child-welfare advocate." All the facts aren't out, but I bet Liz is just a yenta.
Submitted by Migraine Sally on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 11:29am.
Bluth
I really think you should switch to hot dog water. It's kosher.
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What a glorious idea.... the sheer deliciousness of hot dog water with that insatiable bubbly foam on top. Like a meal.
Submitted by Maggie69 on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 11:09am.
I know that is so wrong what your daughter did, but that story cracked me the hell up, especially the dirty look your kid gives the so-called do gooder (you tell a good story). And, OMG, when they do that spaghetti legs crap, or another favourite, the rigor mortis when you try to get them into their stroller, bath, car seat, etc.
Some people do go overboard, but for those who are parents or caregivers, we know that kids can be taxing. And there are some parents who don't have sitters at all and deal with tantrums and moodiness all day. Again, not excusing abuse, just explaining how it's not always easy to be patient. It helps if you're out of the house and/or have a sitter, basically some time off.
Welcome new sluts. Love to the spelling police. God knows I have one too many typos in here.
Geez.
My momma beat the shit out of me, yet she is actually my grandma and she didn't know any better...she phoned me a couple weeks ago in tears and she said:
" I need you to forgive me, I haven't been the mother you deserved, I hit you too much. And you are such a precious child."
I couldn't tell you for how long I cried. I think I actually dehydrated my ass on that one.
PS: I was the devil incarnate when I was a child.
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Bluth
I really think you should switch to hot dog water. It's kosher.
Heeeeey Migrane possible headache Sally.
Submitted by Master Blaster on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 11:19am.
*slides bowl over*
I can haz hot ham water?
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Welcome to Dlisted!
Somebody should have beat Liv for making that stinky movie with Ben Affleck.
Also, I have stepped in and seen others do so when a parent gets out of control with a little one on the subway. I've seen it done in subtle ways, too, with other women/mothers stepping in to calm down the abuser and diffuse the situation. I wish someone would have stepped in when I was getting wailed on. Then, back home, I'd be like, "See, Mom, you ARE an abuser" and then gotten another beat down. Madea needs to be brought into this!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 11:13am.
maggie69: Agreed. And once kids know that you're afraid to discipline them in public, you're TOAST.
You get dirty looks if they act up and you get dirty looks if you discipline them.
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Pshaw! If I have a job to do, I do it.
It works both ways too, tho. When she was in a fit throwing stage I could curb a fit I saw coming by saying: "All these people are gonna see you, you know. Acting like a big baby." And she'd straighten right up. Well, not RIGHT up but she'd make an effort at least.
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Must See!!!
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