Thursday, June 18th 2009

Santo Dios!

Ricky Martin hasn't been shimmying his glitter maker in the spotlight for a while, because he's been too busy raising his matching twin babeh boys. But Ricky took some time out from mopping up baby barf to speak (EXCLUSIVO!) to Spanish-language magazine TV Aqui about stuff.

The magazine didn't come out and ask Ricky if likes sausage in his butt taco, but they did ask if anybody had his heart at the moment. Ricky said that his "his heart could belong to a woman or a man."

Yeah, this is Gayken and Glamberace shocking. I just hope that if Ricky Martin ever decides to officially "come out" on the cover of a magazine, he does it on a Spanish-language one. I can already envision the really hot words they would use on the cover: ESCANDALO! EXCLUSIVO! LA VERGA! I will get that headline tattooed on my ass cheek.

VIA Queerty

Posted by: Michael K


It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...

YellowMarigold's picture

Just come out already!

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ProfessorVP's picture

It's beyond farce, it's just plain silly childish for gay men to claim they are bi. The reason for this, I think, is that the word gay is so overused, almost always in a negative way. And so bi is like getting a few toes wet instead of putting one's feet into the water and seeing what happens.

Event Horizon's picture

EVERYONE PUT A PENIS IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY!!!!

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Hotmami's picture

Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:01pm.

I'll cosign with that. My ex hub is a Newyorican and he is also a tall drink of sex.

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paris herpes's picture

hotmammi, as a boricua i find him totally gay lookin' and not really hot...much hotter guys can be found on the island and in nyc. seriously...

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

paris herpes's picture

I can't believe Ricky Martin still thinks that we think he's not gay or something...uhm, it's totally obvious that you are, dude. Not foolin' anyone anymore...lol! Oh MK if you tattoo escandalo on your ass, please take pics and post them on FB!!!! PLEASE! LOL, I would fuckin' die of laughter if you did...

"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK

latinoneedshischisme's picture

that fool should just come out of the closet! a straight man doesn't have the desire to have a child on his own! can't be any gay-er! Le gusta mucho a ese wey la verga! just look at his smile, probably got pounced 10 minutes before the picture was taken!

Hotmami's picture

I think he is probably going to be an amazing father. And, I still think he is a tall glass of Puerto Rican sex. Come to mami.

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AWESOME111 it was about time!! I think is a Chico and he is a cuban..I know this for a fact, and Ricky has BF for years, living as
bodyguards or P.A...Well, What about RICKAY...

ImpertinentVixen's picture

Gayness certainly would be unacceptable to Catholic Latin America. Perhaps Ricky's not ready to deal with the backlash from his fan base (such that it still is) or perhaps even his own family with being totally honest. I'm reading a biography right now of silent screen star Ramon Novarro, who was gay, Mexican, Catholic, rich, famous, etc. He could never come out of the closet back then, and his family, even when he went for decades without female companionship, simply DID. NOT. DISCUSS. IT.

On the other hand, ESCANDALO! EXCLUSIVA! LA VERGA is just fucking awesome. I don't even know what it means but if I saw it on a headline I would know it meant business.

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Tristram's picture

The other funny thing about the headline is they're using proprietor/proprietess or landlord/landlady instead of man/woman.

d-nice's picture

if ricky's bangs were a bit longer would that qualify as the Kate Goselin hair do?

d-nice's picture

it is a real catch 22 admitting your sexuality.

on one hand if everyone was 100% honest and open about it, i think it would be more mainstream to be bi or gay. maybe we would be over the hump of intolerance and not even have gay marriage be an issue anymore. it isn't pink, rainbow or black and white but lot's of shades of grey in between. i personally am bi, or tri i guess, open to many things (except ugly people). i say tri because i am into specific fetishes so not boys or girls but many things...

the problem is though that we can lose a lot when we do come out and truly admit who we are. and is it anybody's business anyways?

i give SOOOOO much credit to those proud, an brave individuals that are who they are. they need to be respected celebrated & loved!

stinkbutt's picture

Good grief!! I guess in his culture it's better for him to say he's bi than to say he likes sucking a dick, and gettin it in the no no hole..lol

Miss Malevolent's picture

*yawn* He's Bi-Bi...so what...he's still ugly looking to moi.

Will he PLEEEEEEASE just come out and quick with the shillyshallying? A single straight man does not have surrogate babies for single parenthood!

TheBreakdown's picture

My name is TheBreakdown, and I am bisexual with a little farm animal fornicating on the side.

Now...where's my A&E special!!?

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DonkeyPunched's picture

I think Ricky is gay, I belive that he has had relationships with women and can probably fuck with one and enjoy it. But his passion are men, Simple as that. That being said. I can tell you that yes, he is a super nice, good and sweet guy.

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ESCANDALO! EXCLUSIVO! LA VERGA! I will get that headline tattooed on my ass cheek.
Hahahahahaha!!1 Mk this right here is the reason I love you with all my Culo.

He Dicho! caso cerrado!!

DreamyAguileraEyes's picture

Why does every gay person have to "come out"???

C'mon people we're in the 21st Centry not the 12th.

Anywayz I can do this too!

Hello *waves* My name is DAE and I'm bisexual.

Now where's my TV show/10000000 magazine covers and a date with Xtina? Huh??

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 3:01pm.
It's so amazing....I think I just creamed myself! The page has been bookmarked.

cuntygolightly's picture

i also find funny that he has to talk about his sexuality, does anyone doubt he's a homo? have some respect for your fans, ricardo martin morales...

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Submitted by SpiceDong on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:50pm.
according to a few insiders, this was the owner of Ricky's heart a few years back...they even lived together in Miami as "roomies"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcRApvOF7Gk&feature=PlayList&p=EF47DB7562...

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Submitted by Ryan Fischer on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:50pm.

Ah, THERE you are! I was looking for your post earlier about these two and couldn't find it. Thanks for your idea! Here's a full version with that Deathmatch Title in case you want :

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v220/club_epitome/hotsluts.jpg

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Chirio's picture

Holy sh*t...ROFL!!! ESCANDALO! EXCLUSIVO! LA VERGA! ahahahahaa Ima put that on my msn. ahahahaa.

Coma Caca!!

Dirk Diggler's picture

I would imagine that Ricki does not want to alienate his fans who still see him as a sex symbol of sorts (he does nothing for me...).

Also, gayness is still not widely accepted in Latin America. And let's face it, this is where he sells nowadays for the most part.

In this light, the "bisexual" revelation is actually quite bold. And maybe he is bisexual.

moomarse's picture

I will get that headline tattooed on my ass cheek.
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just don't fall asleep, MK... that shit'll be all over your body!

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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:44pm.

I don't think people should have to "come out" or are obligated to talk about their sexuality, but it seems even stupider to be suggestively evasive.

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that's exactly how i feel about it. thanks for putting it nicely. i don't understand why anyone has to tell the media who they like fucking.

Plecostomus's picture

I, too, would like to subscribe to Felix Chevremont's newsletter.

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E.A.P.'s picture

Felix Chevremont!!! Hot slut contender

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SpiceDong's picture

according to a few insiders, this was the owner of Ricky's heart a few years back...they even lived together in Miami as "roomies"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vcRApvOF7Gk&feature=PlayList&p=EF47DB7562...

Eduardo is now a converted "Christian" who shuns his previously wild/crazy lifestyle with a bit of delusional Tom Cruise thrown in...still good to look at but scary nevertheless.

TheBreakdown's picture

The only reason he skirts the iissue is because he is testing the waters now AGAIN to see if it will hurt his fanbase.

Hell, he could have come out over a decade ago and RECOVERED already from whatever damage he may have had and he would probably be much happier now.

Remember that shit years ago on VH1 where they dragged his beard on TV to proclaim his straightness? that shit looked so contrived and she looked confused as to how much she was supposed to say.

If I was a celebrity, I would not say shit. I'd just let them follow me around, and then they would know soon enough who I was fuckin'!

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Ryan Fischer's picture

Plecostomus - Your Avie is exactly what I was imagining in my celebrity deathmatch between these two... you totally brought it to life - it's beautiful! I am absolutely in love with your Avie. I mean, look at SuBo in that dress - it was made for her. That's the ultimate goal of that dress - to adorn the body of Susan Boyle, while she sings "I Dreamed a Dream." And K8's hair really does bring a level of sophistication to Quween's crime fighting ways. The Pazarrassi will never stand a chance with her walking the streets like that!

EXCLUSIVA MK, it is EXCLUSIVA.

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:47pm.

OK thanks. I wasn't sure if it was the male or female's thing. We call it bicho, pinga, los huevos, la pajara, etc.

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xerquina's picture

well it's official, he IS gay. claiming bisexuality at this point is a farce.

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Plecostomus's picture

@ E.A.P. :

It's vulgar slang for dick.

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ricki lake's picture

He must have a lot of fans in foreign countries, because I can't think of a single American who still gives a shit. Keep having surrgate babies when you're "single," Ricky. That'll throw them off the scent. LOL. Dumbass.

E.A.P.'s picture

Verga is a genital. Don't remember if it's a female or male genital. Verga is a South American thing, right?
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madam s.'s picture

I don't think people should have to "come out" or are obligated to talk about their sexuality, but it seems even stupider to be suggestively evasive.

carefreea's picture

When he blew up over here, during the whole "latino" music craze, my mum refused to believe he was gay and still doesn't believe me.

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E.A.P.'s picture

Speaking of Santo Dios!! That hot piece Padre Cutie married that hot ass girlfriend of his after getting caught frolicking and canoodling in a Florida beach. That story paved the path to "Santo Dios!"

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 2:38pm.
Tricky Tricky Martin! Also, I'd like to know when LaToya Jackson changed her name to Felix Chevremont.
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bensucks's picture

Ricky I love you!!!! Outside the US he is still very popular and respected.

rotten_egg's picture

Bicho? pinga? teehee. Around here a "pinga" is one of those drugs that come in pills. Bicho is simply a bug. It's funny how expressions change from place to place, even within the same country.

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Plecostomus's picture

Tricky Tricky Martin! Also, I'd like to know when LaToya Jackson changed her name to Felix Chevremont.

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any's picture

lol!! jajaaj michael i really love when u write spanish words!...
jeje :D so funny!!... love ur page!

SpiceDong's picture

Actually, since Ricky is Puerto Rican they will probably use "El Bicho" or La Pinga rather than la Verga and that will be equally hot...I hate when these maricas try to play the bi card before fully admitting they like the peen 100% of the time. Is liek they use being bi as a layover to Gaytown. Bitch, please!

"Pon tu bicho en mi culo" - Ricky Martin to Eduardo Verastegui