Thursday, June 18th 2009

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Why did I have to read about Morgan Freeman allegedly Wood-Allen-ing his step-granddaughter?! If I dip my head in a pot of boiling bleach will it burn away that image along with 99% of the skin on my face? I might be willing to try it.

I hope the National Enquirer was just telling jokes when they wrote about 72-year-old Morgan Freeman's 10-year-long affair with his 27-year-old step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines. Please let them issue a statement that they thought April Fool's Day got moved to mid-June for some reason.

A source tells the Enquirer that E'Dena is the granddaughter of Morgan's first wife Jeanette. Morgan and his second wife Myrna raised E'Dena ever since she was a little girl. The affair reportedly started when E'Dena was a teenager. The source went on to say, "Myrna said E'dena told her that when she was a teenager, she and Morgan went to dinner at a friend's house one evening. Both had been drinking, and when they returned home, Morgan attempted to have sex with her. They stopped just short of having intercourse. E'Dena explained to Myrna that she stopped Morgan from going any further."

Myrna told Morgan to step off E'Dena and he promised he would. Without Myrna knowing, Morgan's relationship with E'Dena continued for years.

The source wants all to know that it's technically not incest since they aren't blood relatives,
"but Morgan is trying desperately to keep his divorce out of open court so all the shameful facts won't become public."

I know most of you stopped at "National Enquirer," but they sound serious about this one. Maybe we should all just pretend this is a work of creepy fan fiction and then slowly back away until we get further evidence? Okay, I won't dip my head in bleach just yet, but in the meantime.....

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Posted by: Michael K


I wonder if this is actually true. Here's the thing--he's going through a nasty divorce. Men and women alike are known to make shocking, untrue acusations at a time lke that. Usually, its drinking or drugs. But that sort of accusation would not kill his career the way this would. If his wife had claimed he was a drunk, people wouldn't think much. But as a lot of you have said, he's viewed as being dignified, wise, etc. This is the only sort of allegation that would *really* damage him.

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Interesting that if you google search, none of the mainstream media are touching this story (no pun intended) yet...

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:50am.
Woody Allen, as far as I am concerned, is a glorified pedophile in the same rank as Roman Polanksi.

I am quite pissed at how American culture picks which people are allowed to get away with this and which ones are persecuted.

Every child deserves the same protection, no matter the perpetrator.

And I think all of them are talented to some degree, but I cannot possibly support scandalous shit like this.
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I'll reserve judgment pending confirmation from a news source that isnt the NE.

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I've always really liked Morgan Freeman, not only for the obvious reason that he's a good actor, but because he always seemed so genuine and classy -- the archetypal wise old man (I can't think of any movies where he didn't play a nice, older gentleman) to contrast with all the talentless, witless Hollywood artifice.

I saw him in Shawshank Redemption and just picture him as that sort of guy -- someone who's learned from the dumb mistakes of their youth to become smart in old age, with a respectable set of values. And not this current reality -- an old man who behaved like a dirty old man.

I just can't imagine him being a granddaughterhumper. I compare him to another grandfatherly type from the same generation (and costar in Million Dollar Baby) Clint Eastwood, and while I have the same level of respect for both, seeing Eastwood as a sexual deviant is more believable to me, simply because I see movies of him when he was younger and seemed like a violent, even hypersexual maniac (Dirty Harry, the western films, etc.).

I can't see Morgan Freeman like that. Maybe this whole thing isn't even true, and he's still God from Bruce Almighty, and not that bankrobber from Hard Rain.

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Morgan Freeman is a nice cuddly old pepaw with no sex drive. All of these damn escandalo reports just shatter my perfect view of him. :(

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Woody Allen, as far as I am concerned, is a glorified pedophile in the same rank as Roman Polanksi.

I am quite pissed at how American culture picks which people are allowed to get away with this and which ones are persecuted.

Every child deserves the same protection, no matter the perpetrator.

And I think all of them are talented to some degree, but I cannot possibly support scandalous shit like this.

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What TheBreakDown said, tenfold!. I stopped watching Woody Allen movies too, even though Hugh Jackman was in one of them, I wouldn't pay money to watch anything that incestuous monster produced. Will do the same with this monster if this is true........

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This news just makes me sad.

Morgan Freeman was always one of my favorite actors and this will forever cloud my view of him. This is just as scandalous as thee ntire Woody Allen fiasco from years ago. And I consider both incestuous.

And why is it that people are more lenient to the abuse if it is not gay?

Michael Jackson caught hellfire for his allegations but R. Kelly got through relatively unscathed.

Sick sad culture we live in.

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I so don't want this to be true. I admire Morgan so much and think he is one of our finest actors ever. I wish I had never heard this, never saw it, never read it. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la

All gone now. Gone. Gone. Ick. Not Gone.

You and your wife RAISED her. That is incest you warped Mother F**ker. What in the hell is wrong with you Morgan? You hear that toilet flushing? That is the respect of your peers swirling down the drain. I hope she was worth it.

What is wrong with the world these days?

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My heart goes out to this girl. And no, I don't think she liked it at all. She was trapped. He might have had recordings or something else against her. Or, simply, he controled the money. And without him, she would be on the streets.

It's sad and crazy to think of the things one will indure when backed against a wall.

I think this assclown needs to be jailed!!!!

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On a more positive note, he's still randy at 72.

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Submitted by tojo on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 11:43pm.
Well I can see how it would ruin his marriage but to split him & his mistress...that's just wrong!!

LOL. Where is the love?

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Some sick shit.

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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 11:39pm.
welly welly welly - this old fuck HAS been busy:

more from the na:

The relationship between the 72-year-old actor with step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, 27, began when she was a teen, the source told The ENQUIRER exclusively. The alleged affair not only contributed to his split from Myrna, his wife of 25 years, it also led to his breakup with his longtime mistress, former schoolteacher Mary Joyce Hays.

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Well I can see how it would ruin his marriage but to split him & his mistress...that's just wrong!!

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welly welly welly - this old fuck HAS been busy:

more from the na:

The relationship between the 72-year-old actor with step-granddaughter E'Dena Hines, 27, began when she was a teen, the source told The ENQUIRER exclusively. The alleged affair not only contributed to his split from Myrna, his wife of 25 years, it also led to his breakup with his longtime mistress, former schoolteacher Mary Joyce Hays.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 10:22pm.

your comment made me think of the goings on with bill crosby. did that ever fully come out? hey hey hey!

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wise old black man no more. this qualifies him fo some samuel l jackson roles, yessir.

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Are there any boundaries anymore?

Nasty.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:51pm.
Has anyone noticed that HOT SLUT in the glasses in the crowd behind Pepaw and his pepawussykittybabyhoneychile holding the kid in the pink? That hot bitch is calling them out right there! She gotta look on her face sayin' "Sumpin' in grampy's cookies and milk ain't clean"....
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@Tigerlilly: I think it's more likely true than not. But you know, gurl, we been watching these dramas for a long time now - we both know that twists and turns may follow. Whoever MIGHT have it out for him would have to be as much of a sick son of a bitch as Morgan seems to be, right now.

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Shit, Morgan Freeman????

If this is true, it may not be *technically* incest, but it is child rape, sexual child abuse and the most horrible abuse of a child's trust ever!

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Has anyone noticed that HOT SLUT in the glasses in the crowd behind Pepaw and his pepawussykittybabyhoneychile holding the kid in the pink? That hot bitch is calling them out right there! She gotta look on her face sayin' "Sumpin' in grampy's cookies and milk ain't clean"....

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He should just move to Alabama. No one would even notice.

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Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:34pm.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:23pm.

Even if it's NOT true, Morgan will end any trend of dudes bringing they daughter/granddaughter as they date to an awards show....
He'll never TRULY live this down....
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So sadly true. It's amazing the power an image can have on perception, dudes. If there was no picture like this I'm 100% sure that more people would have thought the story was fake. As it was, most accepted it for truth. Myself included. I KNOW I would be MUCH more likely to question that story if it weren't for this pic, which now disturbs me.

It's funny (interesting) - I watch that shit go down here all the time. Watch how people flock to one idea or another. One of the reasons I like THIS place so much is that the lemming mentality is very low compared to other sites...people have more of a tendency to come by their decisions with much more thought than just the information handed to them. A place like JJ is just full-on mass delusion, really. They like being deluded - you can tell - they work really hard to keep certain stories alive
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If this is NOT true, this was totally designed to destroy the man. ASSUMING it's not true (but I'm thinking it is...), who are the people that would want to ruin him? Just following the money...Ok, wife wins BIG in court...Well, her alleged co-conspirator, her soon-to-be-ex's step granddaughter stands to make BANK and in turn, her mother as well...
I just have a hard time believing that such a scheme would be hatched, BUT stranger things have happened...
Me, I tend to believe this shit, but I WOULD LOVE to be DEAD ASS wrong about this!!! I just don't think I am...

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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:23pm.

Even if it's NOT true, Morgan will end any trend of dudes bringing they daughter/granddaughter as they date to an awards show....
He'll never TRULY live this down....
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So sadly true. It's amazing the power an image can have on perception, dudes. If there was no picture like this I'm 100% sure that more people would have thought the story was fake. As it was, most accepted it for truth. Myself included. I KNOW I would be MUCH more likely to question that story if it weren't for this pic, which now disturbs me.

It's funny (interesting) - I watch that shit go down here all the time. Watch how people flock to one idea or another. One of the reasons I like THIS place so much is that the lemming mentality is very low compared to other sites...people have more of a tendency to come by their decisions with much more thought than just the information handed to them. A place like JJ is just full-on mass delusion, really. They like being deluded - you can tell - they work really hard to keep certain stories alive and squash others.

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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:23pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:17pm.

Could be consulting lawyers right now on a civil suit and releasing a statement. He's already going through a divorce. He wouldn't take a shit without calling his lawyer...Allegations even if untrue coming out at this time COULD need a little consultation before releasing a statement...
ON THE OTHER HAND, I think this is probably and unfortunately true...
Even if it's NOT true, Morgan will end any trend of dudes bringing they daughter/granddaughter as they date to an awards show....
He'll never TRULY live this down....

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I hope, hope, hope this is not true because... ewwwwwwww! That's some Woody Allen-esque fuckery right there!

BUT, if it is false and he's prepping a statement for the press, I would love to hear Morgan Freeman say he is "MADDER THAN FISH GREASE"!
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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:17pm.

Could be consulting lawyers right now on a civil suit and releasing a statement. He's already going through a divorce. He wouldn't take a shit without calling his lawyer...Allegations even if untrue coming out at this time COULD need a little consultation before releasing a statement...
ON THE OTHER HAND, I think this is probably and unfortunately true...
Even if it's NOT true, Morgan will end any trend of dudes bringing they daughter/granddaughter as they date to an awards show....
He'll never TRULY live this down....

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I hope, hope, hope this is not true because... ewwwwwwww! That's some Woody Allen-esque fuckery right there!

BUT, if it is false and he's prepping a statement for the press, I would love to hear Morgan Freeman say he is "MADDER THAN FISH GREASE"!

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Now that's sick. I could expect this from Woody cause he looks all kinds of crazy, but Morgan?

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Submitted by grapedrinkbaby on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 9:00pm.
just thinking....if my soon to be ex said some sick sh*t like this about me or the Enquirer made this up, I'd be monkey fighting mad...i'd come out swinging right here and now...letting my friends, family, and fans know that this was bull

the fact that he has made no comment as far as I can tell so far, makes me suspect

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Could be consulting lawyers right now on a civil suit and releasing a statement. He's already going through a divorce. He wouldn't take a shit without calling his lawyer...Allegations even if untrue coming out at this time COULD need a little consultation before releasing a statement...
ON THE OTHER HAND, I think this is probably and unfortunately true...
Even if it's NOT true, Morgan will end any trend of dudes bringing they daughter/granddaughter as they date to an awards show....
He'll never TRULY live this down....

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just thinking....if my soon to be ex said some sick sh*t like this about me or the Enquirer made this up, I'd be monkey fighting mad...i'd come out swinging right here and now...letting my friends, family, and fans know that this was bull

the fact that he has made no comment as far as I can tell so far, makes me suspect

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Oh man my idea of Morgan Freeman has been totally destroyed...he is like the fucking VOICE OF GOD in most movies and nature shows. This makes me feel really uncomfortable too, MK...KITTEHS!

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I'm gonna see if I can find out anything. People talk in Mississippi. It's gonna be pretty tight lipped now that so much money is gonna be in play during the divorce. I'll see if I can stick my ear out.

I'm saying that I'm in denial at the moment. It just seems with the way dirt gets around in small town Mississippi, I'd have heard something by now in the past ten years.

Please God NO!!!!

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Ya, 17 and 62..... It makes what Woody Allen did look like Child's play. Ya...I wrote that. So? I'm keeping it.

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People love to hate on the National Enquirer but it has a fairly good track record with "big" stories that take some investigatin' (o.j.,john edwards baby scandal...there's so many i can't remember now)...the brad and angie shit not so good , but if they say national enquirer "world exclusive" they are usually right...

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And if this isn't true, the National Enquirer is soooo getting sued!

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Morgan, PLEASE don't fail me now. Don't let this be true.

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I don't want to believe this one, but after the nastiness that is Woody Allen screwed his daughter (I don't give three Gosslen triplets if she was adopted or not, that was legally his daughter. Or at least he was raising her like it was his daughter) I have to be inclined to believe. Morgan Freeman looks like a freak. I ain't even gonna lie about it. He looks like he would do some nasty old man shit like that.

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Imagine how the grandmother feels about this, the man you loved, the one you opened the door to into your family does something like this.
Hope is not true. Not because I care about him but for the girl's and her families' sake (sp?)

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so he was 62 when he fucked his 17 year old step-granddaughter? disgusting on all levels.

i really liked Morgan Freeman as an actor - fuck!

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NOOO!!! Not Morgan! I think he's a wonderful actor and have always liked him (going way back to his Electric Company days), but if this is true, I will have lost all respect for him.

It's sick how molesting a boy is considered totally and undeniably the molester's fault, but a girl must be a whorey gold-digger who lured the pepaw in. Sexist.

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I read about this earlier today and I find it shocking and disgusting. I don't give a shit if she's not blood-related to Morgan Freeman, she was 17 at the time and she raised her as if she was his daughter. BUT I blame both for this fucked up shit. If they kept on having a gross affair for 10 years, then she actually enjoyed being fucked by her step-dad-grandpa Morgan. YUCK!!!!. It's another Woody Allen- Soon Yi fucked up bullshit.

I like Morgan Freeman as an actor, but this just shows you these people are as fucked up as the rest of the world. They are not perfect and never will be. I'm waiting to see if this fuckery hurts his acting opportunities.

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