Enough With Don't Stop Believin'
"Don't Stop Believin'" is one of my favorite songs and obviously I'm very un-original, because it's everyone's favorite song. That song is eeeeeeeeverywhere. It's like the anthem of the damn world! Every bitch covers it! Every bitch also sings it at karaoke. Don't act like you haven't! I think it's the unspoken rule of life that you have to sing it publicly at least once. Ellen Page, Alia Shawkat and Har Mar Superstar of Whip It! decided they needed to follow that rule and uploaded their own version to YouTube.
I'm pretty sure this is supposed to suck in a completely ironic way. You know how those hipsters do it. I got through the whole thing, but it wasn't easy. Every time I hear this song I still think of that scene in Monster where a fugly-fied Charlize Theron and Alien Head Ricci awkwardly slow dance in the skating rink. So picturing that scene while listening to Ellen Page's "cat in heat" yodel totally confused me.
I just wish Ellen & Co. went with another Journey song that needs a little loving. Maybe "Only the Young." What's wrong with that song? Does it have big hips and an overbite? Is that why nobody pays it any attention? But I shouldn't talk.
I've tried to quit "Don't Stop Believin", but it's impossible! I tried to leave it and search for something else that hasn't been around the block a zillion times, but I can't!! I'm whipped.
I'm with Aiken on this one.
It literally made my ears bleed.
--------------------------------------------------
That's my tooth. Why do you have that?
Oh and Vision Quest was the shite. Also it had Sammy Hagar's "I'll Fall in Love Again" one of THE most underrated songs of the 80s
Here's a rad video with Alia, Har Mar & rapper Prodigal Sunn.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GB4IFA3ynkU
Am I alone in thinking Ellen Page has one of the most prettiest faces in Hollywood right now? She is just so gorgeous in a quiet kind of way.
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
what the hell is up with Ellen's voice? "DERRRNT STOP... BELERRRRRVIN" ? lol
I'm whipped.
Haven't heard that in years! MK, you're a funny bitch.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
She's flat and that's that!
Gawd that was so bad.
The drunks at my corner scary-okee bar sing better than that.
EVERYONE PUT A PENIS IN YOUR AVIES FOR MKs BIRTHDAY!!!!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
They played this damn song at the ballgame tonight, as a singalong. I had never seen the lyrics, but they're really inane.
I am more of a "Stone In Love" fan, personally.
*********************************************
Submitted by ISprainedMyUvula on Fri, 06/12/2009 - 1:22pm.
EH, you wouldn't know happiness if it facefucked your gaping maw.
Hey, I love Only the Young! Vision Quest was one of my favorite movies of 1985 or something.
Whoever the guy is (Tiny Tim come back to life??), he's actually pretty good! Give him a few lessons!
My favorite Maybe Fuque moment was always:
MF: Where do I get one of those necklaces with a "T" on it?
Michael Bluth: That's a cross.
MF: "Oh, across from where?"
I also vote for Lovin', Touchin', Squeezin'... a pathetic excuse for an actual song but fun as hell.
Lovin' Touchin' Squeezin' - now THAT's a cut!
always been my fave Journey tune
*****
SLUTS - NOT CUNTS!
http://www.myspace.com/luscious_t_999
~cheetos & frapp~
Don't they know the only way to cover 'Don't Stop Believin' is with intense enthusiasm and fist-pumping. Fucking hipster. They ruin EVERYTHING.
megank - I love Journey, too. My old office mate and I would have 'Journey Fridays'. Every Friday at 2:00 we'd play a Journey song. We actually became really good friends with our coworker because a week into the job, he ran into our office while we were playing 'Anyway You Want It' and danced exactly like Rodney Dangerfield in 'Caddyshack'. Then he walked out without saying a word. It was AWESOME.
_________
I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn
Submitted by Event Horizon on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:03pm.
Ever heard of a band called Led Zeppelin? Well, that's who are in my avie.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:08pm.
I just read your comment. Thank you very much. I really do appreciate it:) Oh and Kate Winslet does a wonderful job in both films.
I think Ellen Page is the hotness but she didn't even try, that's why I appreciate the fat ugly guy singing along with her because he was into it and probably remembers when the song first came out and shit. Yeah...I caught myself singing along because I love the cheezy ass song...I remember when it was HUGE...well I think I was 6 or 7 but I loved that 80s shit back then. I heard Journey reunited sans Steve Perry tho! LOL! So that Don't Stop Believin' Song will be back at a concert near you!
"Nuzzle your succulent nose in my no-no. It will be safe there. Well, not really, because I had Mexican for lunch. SUCIO! There I go again." - MK
That's one of my faves too. I think 'Separate Ways' is my favorite Journey song though...or maybe 'Open Arms'...I dunno, I love Journey.
"Any Way You Want It" is a much better Journey song.
***********************************************************
"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
The first time I heard that song was on Laguna Beach so that's all I think of when I hear it hah.
I liked Juno but it was more because I have a big crush on Michael Cera.
Assholes. Fucking Assholes. Fuck.
Har Mar Superstar is pure sex. I've seen him with his back hair shaved into a heart. Now you know.
FUCK YOU HIPSTER FUCKS! ..Ellen PAGE is a C U Next Tuesday. I FUCKING HATE IRONIC HIPSTERS! ..they ruin everything!
Ok, so I decided to watch it.
Um.
It's not even funny.
But that guy can sing, kinda, huh? Like, almost.
Ok, I'm stretching.
I kinda want there to be a point here...
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by Boob3rries on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:38pm.
I was going to ask WTF is Glee but I see now, it's another YET ANOTHER one of those shows that tell you to believe in yourself because you're a special flower even when you're an outcast, fat and/or butt fugly.
**********************************
I was totally offended by the video tho...
It's a beautiful white girl and a beautiful white boy singing the lead and the back ups? A fat black girl, a chubby asian girl and a gay. On guitar - a paraplegic.
I guess I'm supposed to know that the leads have anxiety disorders or something...
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
That was so awful I was stuttering as I tried to insult it; REALLY, people?
**********************************************
Remember, the early bird may catch the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese...
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:37pm.
Thanks for the welcome, Momus! (BTW, is there no way to directly reply? Is the cut-and-paste method typically used for quotes?)
=========
Yep, that's how its done.
Love Corgis almost as much as I love Shelties. Partial to Shelties cuz one owns me.
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:39pm.
Don't stop, Dry heavin...
****************
No shit. LOL!
Don't stop, Dry heavin...
_____________________对您的和平_____________________
Do leave it out, knock it on the head, have a word and wind yer neck in you minty bastard...
I was going to ask WTF is Glee but I see now, it's another YET ANOTHER one of those shows that tell you to believe in yourself because you're a special flower even when you're an outcast, fat and/or butt fugly.
People need to stop watching TV already. Me included.
edited cause I am a spelling and grammar retard today
**************************************************
"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Thanks for the welcome, Momus! (BTW, is there no way to directly reply? Is the cut-and-paste method typically used for quotes?)
Actually, Disraeli Ears is in memory of my Corgi who passed last year; the cutie in my avie is his sister, Andy, who just ate and is on her way over to burp in my face....charmingly, of course.
I have secondhand embarrassment.
I like Ellen Page, but I never, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever want to hear her sing again.
Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:12pm.
Hi everyone - long-time reader, new poster.
========
Welcome, DE. Is Disraeli the name of the charming Corgi in your avie?
************************************************
"Oderint dum metuant." Gaius Julius Caesar Augustus Germanicus (aka Caligula)
************************************************
Hi everyone - long-time reader, new poster.
I have satellite radio and, every day during my commute, I catch that song on one of the stations I listen to. And if I don't catch and change it before the first chorus, my brain forces me to listen and enjoy.
Goddamn Journey.
GLEE. Watch it next fall. you'll love the song all over again. (oh, be stoned)
The guy is absolutely awesome and I condone his performance 100%
Ellen Page, fall in a pit and disappear already. You're not cool enough to be hipster, you retard.
Sorry people I HATE HER. I hate her so much. No base for it. Just one of those hatreds that happen to be.
BTW watching Juno does not make you indie nor cool =D
**************************************************
"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
glad to see I wasn't the only one that could only stomach about 25 seconds of that crap.. whether it was meant to be funny or not it was just plain painful!
"Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things." George Carlin
This song, and the original group, suck.
Never sang it, never will.
*now ducks behind the couch*
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
"Submitted by tangerine on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:44pm.
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:27pm.
Yeah, I see your point. I enjoyed the music that was used during some parts of the movie. It wasn't the typical stuff. My husband and I have both been out of work for some time and are not able to get other jobs, so we have been watching a lot of movies, lol. I just saw The Reader and Revolutionary Road. I thought both were great flicks. What did you think about those?"
I haven't seen either of those flicks. Right now (at the moment) I have "Kill Bill Vol. 1" (since I can't find my copy) and "How I Met Your Mother" Season One Disc One at home from Netflix, but I do plan on checking out those two. I love Kate Winslet. Juno is just meh at best in my honest opinion. Maybe I didn't have too much teenage angst growing up, so I can't relate as much as the "average person." And good luck trying to find some trabajos. There are jobs out there, it's just the "market" is so damn competitive. Blah. Will think of you two in my thoughts to the "big man in the sky!"
--------------------------------------
"The Count on Sesame Street is scarier and more captivating than those preening whack vamps from Twilight." DListed user Master Blaster 6/09/09 (So true!)
i absolutely hate Journey's cheestastic music.
Juno sucked too.
------------------------
http://redroomflare.blogspot.com/
Submitted by tangerine on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:44pm.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Whats your avie about?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
I will admit to my love of Journey. Yes, absolutely LOVE them. But then again, I also grew up listening to them, sooo. Blame my mother.
:( NOOOOOOO...well, except for the guy, he's kinda great, actually. I LOVE Ellen P but, her take on this song blows, who sounds or sings like that? WTF?? I get it if it's a joke but, still, why??
Is there no respect in this world? In 1984 this was my very first concert and I showed my -A cup tits for God's sake? This is blasphemy!!! LOL!!!
***********
“I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me.”
Hunter S. Thompson
I didn't know people really liked Journey songs. I thought the longevity of that music was sheerly due to how cheesy and hilariously bad it is.
Clearly that was a joke, right? I mean, dumb and not very funny, but the whole thing was done jokingly. Still... Maeby Funke, WHY?
Submitted by ILovePapaSmurf on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:27pm.
Yeah, I see your point. I enjoyed the music that was used during some parts of the movie. It wasn't the typical stuff. My husband and I have both been out of work for some time and are not able to get other jobs, so we have been watching a lot of movies, lol. I just saw The Reader and Revolutionary Road. I thought both were great flicks. What did you think about those?
That. Was painful.
Nice way to murder on of my favorite songs.