Thursday, June 18th 2009

Taking The Bull By The Long Furry Peen

You know Lady CaCa is flipping out at her stylist right now, because she has this same outfit in her closet just waiting to be worn. Bruno beat her to it! It's okay, Lady CaCa, your dick is still bigger than the fake one on Bruno's costume.

Bruno continued to douse Europe with his brand of faggotry with a stop in Madrid today. When in Madrid, dress like a versatile bottom bull with a jaw-breaking dick! I think Katie Holmes is off the hook, because Tommy Girl just fell in love.

Posted by: Michael K


xerquina's picture

Zoolander he is not.

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mike's picture

Submitted by Raul Duke on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:10pm.

That's some healthy growth right there. Vibrant. Lustrous.

Green Is Good's picture

At the Germany premiere, he's going to dress up as Eva Braun.

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Submitted by moomarse on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:04pm.
It has nipples!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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So did George Clooney's Batman costume ... as well as a significant codpiece.

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snowpiece's picture

Raul Duke: OMG I can't believe that was the style back then , LOL
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Raul Duke's picture

You want to see furry? Check Demi back in the day! http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1617/742/1600/demi%20bush.jpg

Dallas's picture

One sick SOB!

Molotov Cocktease's picture

stake_spike he was in Sweeney Todd and he was pretty good in that. I agree about getting a new shtick though.

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greenfinch's picture

Submitted by stake_spike on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 6:05pm
he was in sweeney todd, and was quite good

stake_spike's picture

Enough with the schtick already.

I liked him when he did Ali G and the movie, but Borat and now Bruno, it's too much. Really what is he going to do now? Besides Talladega Nights I've never seen him do anything besides those 3 characters. Can he do anything else?

moomarse's picture

It has nipples!!! hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

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greenfinch's picture

costume is good. idont find him funny though

Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Bruno: A bad parody of the moderately funny satire known as Derek Zoolander.

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moosh's picture

He's awesome! I love him! Can't wait to interview him!

puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Provolone's picture

cant wait for the germany premiere. gay SS stormtrooper outfit anyone? anyone? SO EDGY!!!

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M.E.'s picture

OMG! I love the costume!1 BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAH!

Horsey Montage (sp) needs to wear this for Halloweenie

putas's picture

unfunny. Tired humor.

soul's picture

ze costueme iz vunderbar!
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Haribo's picture

call me crazy but i dig this costume!

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snowpiece's picture

LOL Bale Bond ♥

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elmo533's picture

I'm over his shit. Just...over it.

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Bitingontinfoil's picture

This guy is a complete and utter moron. Why anyone would pay $ to see him is beyond me. If it was part of the gay community I'd be VERY offended! Asshole.

madam s.'s picture

The promotion of this movie is tiresome, but that costume is awesome!

Clarisse's picture

Snowy,
I used my Bale bond!!

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lizardo911's picture

this dude is over-rated and over-exposed...

Clarisse's picture

ISMU!
Hmmm...didn't read that one over before I hit "submit"!!! OY! Then again, ya'll know me!!!

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TexnDoc's picture

Parasite and Blohan would give their ovaries to jump on his publicity tour. You know she's screaming at somebody else for her refusing to do the MTV stunt with him like he wanted originally.

snowpiece's picture

Clarry!!! who posted your bail? Bugs Bunny?

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Munkeyhed's picture

Disturbingly, I find this hot...

letinstar's picture

bruno really should be ashamed of himself...
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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Although I jokingly accused the bunny lady of being you, I know in my heart-of-heart, soul-of-souls that you would never treat bunnies this way.

SBC's bull needs some Viagra or Cialis.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 06/18/2009 - 5:48pm.
Momus!

... cuz I knew I was going to get fingered by all of you!!!

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You HO!

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tojo's picture

He really seems to enjoy all of this bull...lol
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mike's picture

Very cool costume.

Clarisse's picture

Momus!
Oh shit, when I read it last night I dreaded MK posting cuz I knew I was going to get fingered by all of you!!!

I am not a crazy bunny lady!! Honest! AND i'm way hotter than her!

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ImpertinentVixen's picture

Oopsie! I thought that was SJP for a minute.

*beats self with riding crop*

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Clarrisse, did you see the story about the crazy bunny lady MK posted today?

Today's quite an animal day: bunnies and bulls.

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Momus the Sarcastic's picture

Love simper on the blue matador in the last thumbnail.

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Clarisse's picture

God demmit. You are not funny! Feck offf! FF!

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