What Would Dorota Say?
Blair Waldorf is a fine lady in the streets and a freak in the sheets! And now the internet is about to see her freakiness in all its glory. That's what TMZ says anyway. They are saying that a fucky times tape co-starring Leighton Meester from Gossip Girl is being peddled to the highest bidder! One company is very close to sealing the deal, so we may see Blair's bits sooner than later.
23-year-old Leighton apparently made the tape with a boyfriend a few years back. The tape is said to be pretty mild except for a scene "involving her very talented feet." FOOTJOBS! Just call her Leighton Feetsters! I was never into that foot shit. Who wants someone else's bunions and corns rubbing all over their privates? Footjobs will give a bitch a corn on the dick. I wonder if Dr. Scholl's corn removers work on the genitals? Hmmm... Weekend project!
Anyfootfuckin, this tape won't eff up Leighton's career and I hope she just comes out and says, "Yeah, I fuck. And what?!" Leighton was born in prison, so I know she has a response like that in her. Prison babies can really do no wrong.
UPDATE: The tape has been sold and there's already stills on (NSFW, duh) this website. Apparently, she does give a footjob! Eff that dick with her feets, Blair!
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footjobs are for the lazy. i should know, i'm lazy. that's how i discovered the footjob. i was dating this hippie guy one time, sitting in the passenger seat of his VW bus and he was in the driver's seat, and i didn't want to mess around with him so i just kind of put my feet in his lap and then it escalated from there. i have to say i was proud when it was over though. i didn't even have to move from the ankles up.
Submitted by melmez on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:18pm.
Eeeeeeeky picture. And why is everyone and their mothers doing sex tapes. I feel left out! Should I start doing them too? Or is being famous a requirement?
I think being a dumbass is the requirement.
Eeeeeeeky picture. And why is everyone and their mothers doing sex tapes. I feel left out! Should I start doing them too? Or is being famous a requirement?
Well, in France, we don't know this woman so i couldn't care less... but since you always have the kind attention of selecting the most finest and gracious pictures of our beloved celebrities, i just find it dee-lite-fulll!!
Mansmanu (French Bitch)
Being famous for having a sextape is like being famous for having a bunch of kid-.... Wait.
Also: The only thing you learn from the screencaps is that she's had her formerly large schnozz shaved down.
I guess I'm getting old because I don't know who the fuck this chick is. She has Rosie O'Donnell mouth.
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Another ugly whore I didn't know existed before she had a shitty sex tape. What the fuck is up with foot jobs anyway? What the fuck could be so great about that?
@cabbagehead: I know, right? This photo kinda made my day in a way.
I'm very pleased when I see some supposedly hawt hollyweird girl looking like shit. Yes, I am that shallow and hateful sometimes!
She normally looks flawless, but it's comforting seeing that she can look like this on a bad hair day, or like she just got done with a weekend coke/drink binge.
10 to 1 she sold the tape herself (notice how the method these "secret" sex tapes are found & released are never disclosed; no one ever claims "it was stolen and I've filed a police report), upon the advice of her publicist/pr person. Someone should track the money, to see where it ends up; dollars to donuts, in her bank account.
Here we have another braindead dumbass who thinks that showing herself having sex or taking a dump is the best way to get noticed. Loser...
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Her marketability's going to go up
Submitted by Sibsi on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:37am.
This picture of Blair is horrible though, non? Looks like she could be her own mother, with a double chin to boot...
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first thing i thought too, very unflattering double chin action going on
Well thats different!
Could you imagine surprising your man with that novel technique?
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
On the website: See sweet and sexy Leighton giving a foot job,her amazing ass,her perfect breasts, with perky pink nipples, and much more!
I'm not joining just to see this...and I doubt there's much more!
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There ain't nothing wrong with a little shoe action, I mean foot. What?! My ID name has nothing to do with my sexay times!
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
Bitch is fugly.
"Hey, whatever floats you sexy times boat. Nobody ever caught pregnant or std's from weird freaky foot action."
What about Athlete's Cock, I hear there's nothing worse.
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:01am.
Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:54am.
Now Slutty, don't act all coy. As if you didn't know that you use them for typing and/or picking things up off the floor.
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But I didn't think brushing Joe Shmoe's back hair with mah feets counts, or does it?
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Unless you're prepared to condition and braid it, the deal's off. I have standards you know.
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Totally agree on sex tapes being lame these days. Seriously, this isn't the 90's anymore when Pamela Fucking Andersson "leaked" that shit on the internetz.
This picture of Blair is horrible though, non? Looks like she could be her own mother, with a double chin to boot...
her name sucks...weird and ugly...kinda masculine too...but she is really pretty...but this photo makes her look old and bloated. Yes, she has quite a white trash background, but you would not think it by looking at her playing stuck up Blair Waldorff. I guess she must be a good actress after all.
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Sexy foot times, eh? I'd rather see that than golden showers! *coughKimKardashiancough*
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"F*ck you Tyra Banks, Oprah, Magic Johnson, Tiger Woods, Rockefeller. F*ck you." - La Pequena Hillary Clinton, 6/17/08
WTF is up with people making sex tapes? I hate this era. And what the hell...footjobs? This world has gone to shit.
She was born in JAIL?
That surprises me way more than anything else. A sex tape today is almost not even newsworthy.
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"Why would Brad leave such a beautiful woman to hold orphans for Angelina?" - Michael Douglas
from wiki:
Meester's parents, Connie and Doug, were involved in a drug ring that smuggled marijuana from Jamaica to the United States. Both were arrested for their involvement in the ring and involvement with Heavens Devils, and Connie was released on bail. While out, Connie became pregnant, and once she was convicted, she spent her pregnancy in a Texas state prison. Leighton was delivered in a Texas hospital, her mother was sentenced to ten years in prison.[2] After sixteen months of her sentence, her mother was released and resumed her role in Meester's life.[3] When she was 11, she moved with her aunt to New York City and soon after began working as a model with Wilhemina, booking a Ralph Lauren campaign shot by Bruce Weber and working with then photographer (now film maker) Sofia Coppola. [4] She has two brothers; the elder, Douglas, was embroiled in the US Air Force Academy scandal of 2003.****************************
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Submitted by islandgirl on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:54am.
Now Slutty, don't act all coy. As if you didn't know that you use them for typing and/or picking things up off the floor.
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But I didn't think brushing Joe Shmoe's back hair with mah feets counts, or does it?
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If I don't do something, I'm going to end up going on the DL site every night for the rest of my life like the rest of those sad old fuckers, drinking myself to death and wondering what the hell happened.
Thank you Snow! No wonder I have no idea who she is.............have never watched that show! She was born in prison? WTF!
Dallas: *NUDGE* she's on Gossip Girl
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Can someone nudge me and tell me who this Leighton person is.......please!?!
One more thing, I have great feet and have been a hand and foot model however, do not mess with my feet!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:51am.
What exactly is involved with a footjob?
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Now Slutty, don't act all coy. As if you didn't know that you use them for typing and/or picking things up off the floor.
The tape is said to be pretty mild except for a scene "involving her very talented feet." FOOTJOBS! Just call her 5 dollar foot long.
What exactly is involved with a footjob? I'm scheduled for a pedicure later today, and I just want to make sure that I'm getting the most out of my money.
Submitted by Axl on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:43am.
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You can do a little more than that with feet.
That’s all I’m going to say on that.
*whistling while I burn the tape*
(edited to add that I was not born in prison.)
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
"involving her very talented feet."
Talented feet? Unless her feet can play the flute I'm guessing she stuck her toe up his ass.
@islandgirl - yes, her mom was in prision when she was born.
she is so gorgeous...i love her. why will people never learn?? if you want to be famous put the camera down. people suck and will always try to make a buck off ya.
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Respect the woman, desire the slut and cherish the little girl. Then You have the mind, the body and the soul.
Hey, whatever floats you sexy times boat. Nobody ever caught pregnant or std's from weird freaky foot action.
Submitted by yepyepyep on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:40am.
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Thanks yepyepyep. I guess when you come from that sort of lineage, screwing on camera is small potatoes.
Edit: Thank you too, missjane.
islandgirl on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:38am.
OK, was MK kidding when he said she was born in prison? Or is it some character that she played? I know nada about her, except that she likes to do sexy times on camera.
she was born in prision read it in gossip mag
Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"
OK, was MK kidding when he said she was born in prison? Or is it some character that she played? I know nada about her, except that she likes to do sexy times on camera.
*waves to C Word*
I don't like my feet but one time someone licked my feet and I had a minor 'experience'.
Fuck you sluts, I'm trisexual!
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Ugly. Who would watch that?
She is so stuck on her character on GG that it would be LMAO funny to watch this video....
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/19/2009 -
Yeah you could have a point...my dog licked my toes one night, furiously, for about 15 minutes. That's all I'll say about that, hehehe
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:32am.
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A hunt-and-pecker?
(Hi joe, IG et al)
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:31am.
*typing with my feet* What ISMU said.
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Hahahahaha...are you a two-toe typist?
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Submitted by Jimmy Bocca on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:17am.
MK leighton is BEAUTIFUL! And you picked the UGLIEST picture you could find of the poor girl! & I LOVEEEEE TO get my feet and toes suckd. who doesn't??
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Yeah you could have a point...my dog licked my toes one night, furiously, for about 15 minutes. That's all I'll say about that, hehehe
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*typing with my feet* What ISMU said.
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It seems that different people have an idea of what I am, and what I should be. And then there's me.
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A consenting adult fucks. So what? The real crime is people who have no foresight and don't think their recorded shenannigans could possibly come back and bite them in the ass.
angel:Leighton Meester blah blah blah
*coughomgdiduseelastnightsimacelebyetcough*!!!!!!!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley