Friday, June 19th 2009

Wherefore Art Thou Pebbles?

The biggest superstar in the universe, Susan Boyle, apparently flipped her beautiful brows last night, because she wanted to see her beloved friend Pebbles. Susan was due to perform in the Britain's Got Talent concert in Liverpool, but the producers pulled her from the line-up and ordered her to go lie down.

The Daily Mail says Susan began begging for her cat (don't make me write the p-word) earlier in the afternoon on the balcony of her Liverpool hotel room. Don't cry for me Pebbles the pussy (I can't help it)!

One hotel guest said Susan was shouting, "I want my cat. I need my cat." A rep for BGT denies Susan lost it over Pebbles and said, "She had a rest day. She was feeling tired and she decided not to perform." This is the third performance Susan has canceled. Nobody knows if she's going to sing in Cardiff tonight.

Pebbles is Susan's bestest friend and confidante, so why isn't her main pussy pal with her at all times? Those dumb whores who work for Susan should have dropped everything and delivered Pebbles to SuBo's loving arms to ease her craziness. Even Jennifer Aniston's dog Norman never leaves her side on set and gets the royal treatment! And Susan is a way bigger star than that bitch!

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RedPeggy's picture

I don't think she deserves the hate - she clearly has some emotional and mental issues. I agree that fame isn't for her, she should cash her chips and go home to enjoy the quiet life.

I feel her pain with the cat, I am a young, sociable attractive girl (there, I said it) in a stable relationship and I still desperatly love my cat and miss her when I'm away, as does my boyfriend. And she misses us! With pets you reap what you sow - love them and they love you back. She craves our company and follows us, 'chats' and snuggles between us at every opportunity. I think it's sad that people get ridiculed for loving their dogs and cats a great amount - it's a good trait in a world so full of bad ones.

But yes - it is clear that Susan is 'delicate' and needs to get out of the spotlight.
Ps. Pebbles is beautiful! Sexy beast.

Baho's picture

These crazy cat ladies are all the same. Somebody should've just waived a vial of cat spray under her nose and she would have straightened out: "Och! I feel sae much better the now, 'tis just like hame."

For Pebbles and Susan, I wish the best.

Susan is not cut out for fame, which I won't hold against her. Some people aren't. However, all this last minute cancelling is bullshit. She needs to just quit, go back where she came from, and forget about show biz.

yucko's picture

This woman isn't worth the effort. It's one meltdown after another. I don't even understand how they get many people to come to the shows that she's 'bowing' out of, because isn't she basically the main attraction?

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Submitted by Plecostomus on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 12:25pm.
Tragically, there's a good chance Susan Boyle's life after BGT will tailspin precisely that way.
The dream of hers is already turning into a nightmare.

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At least when Susan has a meltdown, she wants to take care of her animals unlike Britshit-the poster girl for animal abuse. She makes live dog skinning in China look like a day at Disneyland.

I know how Susan feels. There is nothing wrong with loving your pussy and wanting it near.

Erika_Leigh28's picture

oh shit callan i exhibit those same tendencies damn i never new it was because i suffocated at birth!!! anywho on to what i was going to say. at first i backed this bitch i was all for a "regular" person winning when i heard about her. however if this is how she is going to act than her heart clearly isn't in it or like callan says she has some type of mental deficiency. either way my sympathy and support for her is gone. she had her chance. she's old now. i think they should take away their support and phone up the little girl who was on and get her on the roster. she's young and should be given the chance as it's the start of her life not the end like susan, no offense. if you can't take the heat get the fuck outta the kitchen, go take a nap.

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SuBo in Vegas?!

Hell to the naw!

Vegas will eat her ass for breakfast in a week.

Thes producers are gonna milk her medulla oblongata for all its worth, squeezing out as many albums as they can before she implodes, and then drop her off at the crazy farm with a public release saying they did all they could for her.

This is like A Star Is Born meets Forrest Gump. There are not enough meds in the world to contain this ho-tard!

Which is a lie and we all know it.

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seriously.

tell her she can have the damn cat, but she must perform.

starting to get over her in 3...2...

I'm sick of this bitch. She's crazy, ugly and too much fucking effort. not crazy/entertaining but crazy/annoying.

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I feel really sorry for Susan. Be careful what you wish for. Susan wished for fame, but she is emotionally challenged and can't handle it.

She should go back to Scotland and lead a quiet life with Pebbles. After all, she lived her dream for a little while. That's more than most get.

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Is this bitch the ONLY talent Brittan has? Jeez... I am really tired of her! Go into opera and leave the rest of us alone already.

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I not sure if Demi's is wearing Pebbles or one of SuBo's eyebrows? http://photos1.blogger.com/blogger/1617/742/1600/demi%20bush.jpg

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Submitted by stefystef on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:13am.
How much longer are they going to put up with her? Sure, they will try (and I do mean try) to put together a couple of albums, which will not sell as well as people think and then they will send her home.

But then she's going to go nuts because no one is paying attention to her anymore. The "Britain's Got Talent" folks bit off far more than they can chew with this loony.
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Tragically, there's a good chance Susan Boyle's life after BGT will tailspin precisely that way.
The dream of hers is already turning into a nightmare.

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P.T.Bull's picture

I can't disagree with a number of comments relating to her being emotionally/mentally a bit under par, but I must admit my own emotions seem to be 'childish' despite my best efforts, and at age 50, I am not so sure that is going to change.

So...give me my millions and I will throw some tantrums.

P.T.Bull's picture

There seems to be a dynamic now whereby the more of a hash the performer makes of their lives, the more of a celebrity they are. Whatshisname sure did a heck of a job when he picked here--between her ugliness, above average singing, vulgarity, and inability to meet a performance schedule, she is a one woman reality show.

Looks like we got another winehouse here.

I guess to be compassionate for a moment, she needs a manager who protects her and doesn't exploit her (admittedly not a common trait among entertainment managers). She obviously can't handle the stress of what they have going for her now.

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I love my cats too, but those of us without mild retardation are able to keep it in perspective. We did an experiment the other night in which we proved that Judith, our tuxedo kitty, will show the same level of affection to raw vegetables that she does to us.

You think Susan is unpredictable now, wait til that cat dies. Straitjacket time.

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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:57am.

this chick is falling apart - if you can't do the job, make room for somebody else who can - let others get opportunity

I don't know - am I being heartless?
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Nope. Zero sympathy. She should go home and stay there if she can't handle it. Enough with her drama queen shit.

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Submitted by Callan on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:43am.

I completely understand. This lady, too, is self-sufficient, but grade school level is the perfect way to describe her actions. It's like she doesn't know how to process adult emotions.

You mentioned the man would bring you dandelions. The woman I know loads up her crush's facebook page with glittery gifs and silly sing-song poems. Like you said, it's like the things little kids do when they have a crush on someone.

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Submitted by Callan on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:31am.
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You are so right about your assessment of SuBo, Callan.

This is going to end very ugly if someone doesn't step up and end this farce.
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stefystef's picture

Okay, I'm going to say it because no one else in England has the guts to say it.

Susan Boyle is mentally challenged. There. I said it.

And as a mentally challenged person, she is difficult to work with in a normal setting. They are trying to milk everything out of her 15 minutes. But it is proving to be difficult and not worth the trouble. She's like a large child. She can't process all the things going on around her. Now she's crying for her cat??? Listen, I miss my dog when I'm away, but I don't stop everything I'm doing to go get her...

How much longer are they going to put up with her? Sure, they will try (and I do mean try) to put together a couple of albums, which will not sell as well as people think and then they will send her home.

But then she's going to go nuts because no one is paying attention to her anymore. The "Britain's Got Talent" folks bit off far more than they can chew with this loony.

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:50am.

You nailed it! Hate to say I told ya so... THIS is why her career didn't take off the other 800 times she auditioned for things.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:42am.
I totally got the same vibe when she did the hip-swiveling. She reminds me of my mother, who wasn't oxygen deprived but was abandoned, raised by a grandmother who resented her and actually sent her to an orphanage for a few years, and basically had no exposure to appropriate social behavior. The things she comes out with in public make me cringe.

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Stock Broker's picture

Enough of this overrated psycho already.

Give her a straight jacket, her cat & a padded room where she can sing a lullaby to it.

fuzzyslippers's picture

THIS BITCH. I am so sick of hearing about her! I'm just hoping that she does NOT win HSOTY. Bitch couldn't handle it.

Callan's picture

@Louise_Brooks

That's exactly what it is! Something happens to these people during pregnancy/birth.

One of the men in the program I volunteered for, he acted the same way as the person you mentioned. He told me he had a crush on me, but all his affections were on a very grade-school level. He would like pick dandelions and give them to me, or would want hugs all the time.

Like, he could take care of himself and had a job as a cashier, but emotionally, he was like a kid.

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What a shame this poor woman isn't cut out for the life she could have. There's an old quote, "Fame is a harsh mistress" that comes to mind. I hope she doesn't suffer permanent damage from trying to push too hard too fast.

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Given her worrisome state of mind and the animal in question, it's interesting to note that the two songs that she sang on BGT were from shows called "Les Miserables" and "Cats".

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Submitted by Callan on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:31am.

Susan fits the profile- she acts childish, she's quick to anger, gets stressed out easily.... It also explains why she's so dependent on this damn cat and why she's never had a romantic relationship. She has childish emotions.

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This is very interesting. I know a woman very much like this whose mother was older when she gave birth. The woman is very sweet, but emotionally it's like she never moved past about 11 or 12 years old.

She has a crush on one of my friends, but really doesn't know how to express her interest in him. So she ends up smothering him with attention to the point of making it uncomfortable for not just him, but everyone around. It's just kind of sad.

I feel bad for SuBo, too. She's clearly not ready for this and is being exploited.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:10am.

She just needs to get laid.

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Dirk Diggler's picture

Looks like the woman should return to her hometown and go on with her quiet life, singing only for her relatives and beloved cat.

shoo shoo's picture

Hopefully soon, the people in charge of the tour will realize that she's not cut out for it and send her home. I feel sorry for her.

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I don't know, I think the novelty of her voice coming out of her particular packaging would have kept her in play at least until the end of Summer. After that she would be lost in the ether and hardly anyone would care anymore.

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Time to let her live her little life in Scotland and stop pushing her on stages. She's clearly not made for that...

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Submitted by greenfinch on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:14am.

shes the yongest of 11 children and her moter was 47 when she was born and during hte birth she was deprived of oxygen. so im sure it had some effect on her mental capacity.

ITA. My ob/gyn told me at age 44 she thought about having another baby, but with the birth defects (mental/physical) likelihood at her age it was too high. Changed her mind. A mom @ 47 is WAY likely to have a baby with problems.

Poor SuBo.

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@Disraeli_Ears

Seriously, a Vegas show would be an unmitigated disaster. It just goes to show how few scruples the producers have. I mean I've never even met the woman and its clear to me that she's mentally affected. Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell have spent time with her and they still want her to do a Vegas show!?

I've been to Vegas a few times and seen my share of shows. To succeed in Vegas, you need to have moxy, a strong work ethic, great stage presence, and be able to roll with the punches. Susan has NONE of that. Vegas and Broadway are the two most grueling jobs for a performer. She couldn't handle it!

At this point, why doesn't our country degenerate completely and just start having reality shows where we mock the handicapped. Because these "Got Talent?" shows and American Idol are just about there.

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@Disraeli_Ears

Seriously, a Vegas show would be an unmitigated disaster. It just goes to show how few scruples the producers have. I mean I've never even met the woman and its clear to me that she's mentally affected. Piers Morgan and Simon Cowell have spent time with her and they still want her to do a Vegas show!?

I've been to Vegas a few times and seen my share of shows. To succeed in Vegas, you need to have moxy, a strong work ethic, great stage presence, and be able to roll with the punches. Susan has NONE of that. Vegas and Broadway are the two most grueling jobs for a performer. She couldn't handle it!

At this point, why doesn't our country degenerate completely and just start having reality shows where we mock the handicapped. Because these "Got Talent?" shows and American Idol are just about there.

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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:10am.

She just needs to get laid.

LOL

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Submitted by luscious_t on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:51am.

Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:37am.

I think Vegas could work for her. It's the kind of show my parents would go see if out there.

Or Branson. She's be huuuuuuge in Branson. lol

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Submitted by kittycatastrophe on Fri, 06/19/2009 -9:50am.

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Bingo. Though, if she were well-adjusted, there'd be no news stories to keep her in the public consciousness. Perhaps BGT is playing with fire here.

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:48am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:45am.
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Submitted by Disraeli_Ears on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:37am.

I think Vegas could work for her. It's the kind of show my parents would go see if out there.

Or Branson. She's be huuuuuuge in Branson. lol

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yeah - I feel badly for her and think there's something there - mental illness of some kind. I feel badly for her but at some point, maybe we should throw the towel in.

granted, if she's making them that kind of money maybe they should just get her the damn cat

but as a consumer, I'd be pissed if I bought tix to see her and she no-showed --Of course, I would never buy tix to one of these Tv show tours, though~

but i still think at some point they might just need to let her go home and do her thing. Recording albums might suit her more than touring, anyway

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Since BGT knew from the minute she opened her mouth that they would be taking her on tour they perhaps should have made arrangements for her. They could have had someone who works with special needs folks tag along with her weeks ago to figure out what she would need to adjust to touring and what she could and couldn't deal with. It's not like that show doesn't have a shitload of money to spend on 24hr care and counseling for the biggest moneymaker they've ever had.
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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:45am.
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Holy fuck! Bitch is off her nut!

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Submitted by Sluttsville on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:44am.

Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:42am.
The first sign that something was off was that alarming hip-swiveling at her auditions. I have a cousin who was deprived of oxygen at birth. Same kind of thing: Not stupid, or glaringly retarded, but very socially awkward, says and does inappropriate things, no idea of boundaries, cannot relate to other people etc.,
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Submitted by jack-n-the-hat on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:10am.
She just needs to get laid.
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LOL, AhHA, you are probably the rightest of us all. I'm sure that is what she needs! Or at least, it couldn't hurt.

She should just become a lounge singer on a cruise ship.