Together At Last: Richard Simmons & Mah Boo!
St. Angie was on Mah Boo 360 last night, but her appearance was overshadowed by a much more important, relevant and beautiful creature: RICHARD SIMMONS! Of course, the first thing The Silver Fox asked Richard is if he bedazzled his tank-top. You know Mah Boo has a tank like that, but his is not as sparkly so he wanted to know Richard's secret! The truth is, Richard's secret is that he just farts and out comes the crystals! A natural bedazzler in his butt!
This whole clip is so glittery and shiny that you'll walk away looking like Richard farted all over you! Mah Boo probably put duct tape over his precious nipples before Richard came out, because he knew that they would not stop screeching while in the presence of such an icon!
And I need to have a little conversation with Mah Boo about Lady CaCa. He didn't mean it when he said he "liked" her. I'm sure of it. I will convince him while bedazzling his silvah peen with my no-no.
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Richard's my cousin he's is a really nice person
omg, i had forgotten how gay and glittery he was. almost as glittery as MAH Boo, glambert.
Oh i love richard simmons. How can you not like him? I wish I had just a tiny bit of his energy. And isnt Anderson just adorable?? :)
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I'd rather listen to what Richard has to say than anything St. Angie rambles on about.
richard simmons is queen of the glittery gays! i will tivo that shit if he wears that outfit to meet the prez...
and how does richard manage to shave his armpits and leave the fur on chest? and how does he keep his balls from flopping out from under those tiny shorts?
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I am glad I am not the only one that has noticed Mr. Simmons is getting a bit tubbier than usual.
But if he still lives in New Orleans, it is hard not to eat like a hog there. That is worth getting fat over!
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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:34pm.
But wearing the same outfit for two decades is part of his appeal! He just gets the seams let out every so often.
Richard Simmons is actually right about the PE classes in america. I'm glad to see him fighting for a cause.
plus, he's just so happy!
I love you M.K., but like Mah-Boo, I, too, like The Lady GaGa. Just dance.
Richard Simmons is bat-shit funny but seriously, I have seen him wearing that exact same outfit for like two decades.
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I still have those food cards from his diet program...
puurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr,
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Richard Simmons will actually wear a suit for the Prez?? Now this I gotta see :)
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Yay! Richard Simmons rules!
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Two queens: one trying to keep all her hairpins tightly in place and the other one just letting it all hang out!!!!
Anderson Cooper is my man though
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I love Richard Simmons. He's so damn annoying, but I can't help myself.
I can't believe I started to watch that Jolie clip. I only got to the point where she started doing her terrible fake "actress cry". I have never, EVER seen someone speak in a more affected way as that person. She is repugnant.
After seeing that clip, I think I have a crush on Anderson Cooper too.
I hate it when Holie just states the obvious like "We must help these people" and "this is so terrible". Thanks Holie we all knew that already
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Movie promotion time on behalf of the Jolie-Pitts. Armpitt just blew one million on a painting and then they expect the world to jump up and down everytime they make a small donation right before a movie.
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Submitted by KaosAndMe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:41am.
I believe that Richard Simmons is one of the few genuine people in the world.
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Agreed! I love him. He makes no apologies for who he is. He is so kind and loves to help anyone that asks for help. I've read a couple of his books, and they are good reads, if anyone is interested.
Also, he's pretty old now but not looking old in the face.
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richard simmons is a god!!
AAAAAHHHHHHHH!
I boycotted his show until after the Skeletina Donations R Me Tour bullshit.
The loonies were working the AC 360 Live Blog as well.
I think he was all drunky like because yesterday he was flying back the NYC from DC and his plane got struck by lightening. He tweeted about it all.
I'd be drunk and call in MY FUCKING PLANE GOT FUCKING STRUCK BY FUCKING LIGHTENING!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Baby Smiley should give Richard Simmons more defined eyebrowns.
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If Richard Simmons were a shoe he'd make each Shauna Sand shoe look like a croc.
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Mah Boo 360.....fuckin' awesome..ha hah a
Yay for Richard Simmons. A funny man with a mission.
I used to watch Richard Simmons when I was a kid too and he made me giggle like a dork. Back then, I knew very few english words and I didn't understand a word of what he was saying, but the way he is cracked me up. He seems to be extremely easy-going and funny.
I thought Angelina Jolie had forgotten all about her refugee publicity tours with all the red carpet touring, orphan collecting and tabloid crusading. I don't think she has done any refugee tours lately, has she? what did she talk about, anyway?. I don't think People magazine publishes refugee-related articles?. Or maybe the UN people sends her comics about what she has to talk about to keep her informed.
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Much like Madonna, I think it is time for this guy to put some damn clothes on.
Edit: Remember when Eddie Murphy was funny? Yeah, me neither, but on SNL he did a skit called the Little Richard Simmons Show. Best line SNL has ever written is, "Honey, never wear battleship gray. 2,000 sailors will try to board you."
If you're curious, here it is: http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Live/video/clips/little-richard-simmon...
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:03am.
... I can't stand the trick but those dance, pap, poker songs are fucking catchy.
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Agreed, in Mexico there is another talentless whore/entertainer (allegedly a singer) called Paulina Rubio that is pretty much the same shit Lady Caca, infamous and wannabe gay-icon whores, but neither can SING FOR THEIR LIVES.
I'm pretty sure that if you play Lady Caca's songs backwards you're bound to hear Satan's seal of approval.
jack-n-the-hat
You should see the vid on youtube where AndyCoop is drunker than shit
HOLY SHIT!! Was that real or some crazy video tampering?
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I love Richard Simmons. Can you imagine him drunk? LOL. Does anyone remember a show from the late 80s called "Win, Lose, Or Draw"? I was a kid then and would just crack up at his crazy ass. Okay, there's my random thought for the day as well.
Of course Anderson likes Lady Gaga, that trick's turning into some kind of gay icon, or at least the one played in all gay clubs. The gays (except MK) love her.
I'm starting to think her stuff, like Brit Brit Spears has something in it that makes you like it, crack for music. I can't stand the trick but those dance, pap, poker songs are fucking catchy. Oh I blame MK for the Pap song, if he hadn't posted that damn link a while back I would have never even known it existed.
Submitted by CRAZY on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:52am.
Why was St.Angie on cause she's the best mother in the world and saves it at the same time!
*rolls eyes all the way up into my brain*
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OMG...Angie was in my neck of the woods yesterday (D.C.)! We were breathing the same air! *massive eye roll*
She was here giving a spiel about refugees...was supposed to appear with Hilary Clinton but the latter broke her elbow.
You should see the vid on youtube where AndyCoop is drunker than shit...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXF3lIZr0wE
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What was St. Angie promoting? Her recent million dollar contribution?
Submitted by KD on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:48am.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:43am.
There was a recent episode of his where he raced against Michael Phelps. Find it on YouTube (I'm too lazy to find it for you, lol)! I think he just had a little chest hair, but its not really all that noticable because it is silver.
hey! thanks! i bet 1 millon dollars michael k has seen that vid as well
Why was St.Angie on cause she's the best mother in the world and saves it at the same time!
*rolls eyes all the way up into my brain*
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The weird thing about Richard is he's never looked fit.
Submitted by cuntygolightly on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:43am.
There was a recent episode of his where he raced against Michael Phelps. Find it on YouTube (I'm too lazy to find it for you, lol)! I think he just had a little chest hair, but its not really all that noticable because it is silver.
"Anderson does love the Lady GaGa though". Fabulous.
Sweatin' To the Oldies was always a classic. Fat ladies, leather daddies, everyone really came together there.
hmm do you think mah boo has a furry chest? i'd love to see him in a singlet...yummy...
The only crystals little Dicky Simmons creates come from a big tub of meth he has cooking at home.
I love MK's Boo's Giggle, it never fails to make me laugh.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
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I believe that Richard Simmons is one of the few genuine people in the world.
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I can't hate on Richard Simmons, he made those fat women feel loved & pretty on those "Sweatin" exercise dvds.
I was only disappointed that AC was not in the same outfit as Richard.
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