Friday, June 19th 2009
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On People, there's this headline: Gisele Bündchen Is Pregnant. On UsWeekly, there's this headline: Tom Brady Falls Out of Kayak, Teacher "Saves" Him. Related? DUH! Tom will do whatever he can to stay away from pregnant bitches! Just have Bridget Moynahan over for Crystal Light and she'll tell you all about it.
You know Tom is going to claim he has amnesia and doesn't remember marrying Gis or making a babeh with her. He's going to pull some "Who Huh Wha" shit!
Gis should've watched THIS for pointers and pretended she didn't know she was pregnant until her baby splashed into the toilet while she was going to the bathroom.
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Cute couple. Do they often stay on celebrity dating site (sugarscupid.com)? Hard to believe,i heard this news many times from many friends AND i think that they are know nothing but dating and love
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Hope he leaves her & Bridget is avenged!!
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Proud love child of Oprah Winfrey & Bill Gates
It really kind of disgusts me how much committment has become such a threat for many couples.
He dodges pregnant women because that means he'd have to stick around and take care of something else other than his cock. God forbid.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
I've never taken a liking to either one.
Mind you, I would love to have Bundchen's body and $$$, but I just don't like either one of them.
Together, they sicken me.
He looks so shifty...
"que?" this is tom's new favorite saying.
bawahahahahahahaa ebil
Neigh!
蜘龍====================龍蜘
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(='.'=)
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He has predator eyes. Shifty.
Submitted by MinxInSpace on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:54pm.
Creepy indeed. He has date rape face. Ugh.
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Pull My Finger
There's something creepy as fuck about Tom Brady. He reminds me of Christie Brinkley's ex-husband Peter Cook...something about that dude seemed "off" to me as well and then he turns out to be a fucking perv.
Their baby is going to be comically long & have a giant fat head.
I suspect these two sit around all day and say to each other "Gosh, you're pretty".
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:33pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:31pm.
Sug! I'm hurt! For his b-day! Did Migraine's & Snowy's too.
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I didn't know it was MK's birthday! Well slap me hard and call me Sally!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
@ricki
thank you!
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*I really want to give myself a paper cut right about now*
*Dont think too much just bust that thick*
Dramaqueen made mine too!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"When you see crazy coming....cross the street." John Salley
"I just begun too" Teresa Giudice
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:31pm.
Sug! I'm hurt! For his b-day! Did Migraine's & Snowy's too.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
EH, quit being such an attention seeking window licker.
DQ - you Gossenated MK?! EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
WTF is going on???
Too lazy to read thru all these comments.
Submitted by Sweetas on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:17pm.
Ricki touched a cooooter! Ricki touched a cooooter! ;)
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!! I loves me some sweetassssssssssss!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
No, EH is still here.
I missed the melee. Damn it.
On Topic & shit: So is she pregnant or not? Gizz Babehs.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Sugaroo!!
ABORT! ABORT!
Do NOT engage the crazy!!!
Please clean up in here mothers! Nearly broke my neck slipping on someones placenta! Reported.
Submitted by dramaqueen365247 on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:17pm.
Ricki touched a cooooter! Ricki touched a cooooter! ;)
OPEN LETTER TO THE MODS
Why do you keep the hideous thing known as Event Horizon around & let it drive away normal, decent people like devilgirl? EH has admitted to several differnt alts, & its stories are always vulgar & disgusting. I'd love to see the requirements for banning. They must be some crazy rules.
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
"Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 1:11pm.
I do hope she gets dumped too, just for kicks."
You and I have that in common. Stop hurting precious behbeh chichi's and I will put you on my list. When my people eventually enslave the Earth, you shall be saved.
drama - IDK, posts got deleted and she hasn't been back.
WHAT?????? EH has been banned yet again? Is that what I'm seeing?
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
But Ricki, if it wasn't for yo mama's cooter, you wouldn't be gracing us lovely ladies w/ your presence!
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"So? I'm intellectual and stuff."
"You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue, and stuff."
Is it my imagination or the comments are jumping out of order all over the place???. Seems like my last post was deleted or moved. I'll shake my fist to infinity and beyond.
"Submitted by ricki lake on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 12:56pm."
Hahahaha!. Hey! Chill the fuck out or I'll lock you up in a cold and dark basement with no peen for a year. I'll make sure to torture and kill poor little chihuahuas while your punishment takes place, while I'm at it.
To play along the moderator's rules and not be deleted, I think Gisele Buttchin is not ugly, but she's not attractive either. Maybe her fame is based on her long and lean body and in times like these where there is a big trend on being skinny and lean and starvation and eating disorders, she's like an icon of some sort. Her husband looks pretty and special. I do hope she gets dumped too, just for kicks.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
ricki lake
My kid did not slide outta my cooter. Someone else did the honors.
Do I get a pass then?
:)
Tom is ugly. I don't understand the allure...
And I don't think she's all that either...
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
fuck, i'm sorry but every single one of the women on that video/show who didn't know they were pregnant... are fat. show me that happening to a woman who is a healthy weight. GOD DAMN! if this isn't wake up call #478202170 that there should be something done about the damn obesity epidemic... bitches are too fat the know there's a damn BABY growing in them.
stupidity is also a factor, nevertheless..
WTF?
Ok, um, lets hope Gizz and Tom's baby gets the GOOD genes out of both of them and gets some nice features otherwise. :O
Devilgirl...
Don't know if you will read this or not, but...
I really enjoy your posts and I miss you when you aren't here. Don't go away.
EDIT fuck my comments delete this too..
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
*sprays Raid* GD infestation. Gotta love summer break. *steps on one and smiles*
OT who gives a rats ass?
Sick!!! Rotten_egg you shut the fuck up1!#@#!@$!@$@
Hehe jk. I ain't mad at anybody today, besides maybe Boob3rries. And that's only because I'm tired of her lame, trifling ass. She has nothing to add. To anything. Ever.
I do have an utter detest for the fruit of all your loins, and as M.E. astutely pointed out it is because I am a slave to the peen. Vaginas be scurry, y'allz! Them parasites sliding out yo cooters just freak me the fuck out. I am so glad I was never part of such a vile, cruel incarnation. Birth is an outdated, barbaric practice, and IMO should be outlawed for all. Except for chihuhuas...the world always needs more chichi piggle love.
and it's all gone!
DG- you still here?
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'fuck you guys. i'm goin' home.'
I feel like I've stepped into a very hostile warzone, without the luxury of juice and suspenders.
ricki lake - no, no more foul than usual, just directed toward us today. LOL
I forgot, you like the peen right?
Crotch fruits are not your thing. ;)
Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 12:37pm.
I like your new account and avie. Doesn't change you're one funny and smart hor <3
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thanks, Boob3rries. That's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me on dlisted. *A tear*
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 12:42pm.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 12:41pm.
What the flying fuckety fuck is going on in here?!?!??!
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HEY!!! Where da heck ya bin lately?!?!?
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Hi DD! Er, FOTR! Just doing hood rat stuff at the former office. I are unemployed AGAIN. HAHAHAHAHA! Wheeeeeeeeeee!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.
M.E., am I being any more foul than usual? lol
PS Fleshbags of replicant DNA suck major ass.
Submitted by FoxOnTheRun on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 12:37pm.
I like your new account and avie. Doesn't change you're one funny and smart hor <3
Smurf dear I will start using your button. I actually got a migraine trying to get my head around this cunt, My own damn fault.
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"Writing that made my eyeballs fart." MK
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 12:41pm.
What the flying fuckety fuck is going on in here?!?!??!
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HEY!!! Where da heck ya bin lately?!?!?
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
@devilgirl
Adding my voice to the chorus- don't go! We love you! :-)
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 12:35pm.
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DON'T GO!!!!!!!!!!!! Stay!!!!!!!!!!! We've been to town every day this week on EH's Ho Sweaterd and Corporal CHokey boyfriend. No one takes her seriousl.
C'mon DG!!
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Foxy Fox on the Run!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2MDCbIhTa_w
What the flying fuckety fuck is going on in here?!?!??!
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If a kid tells you he is going to throw up......believe it.