Friday, June 19th 2009

Afternoon Crumbs

If you were in NYC last night and heard a crazy woman outside screaming, "OMG OMG OMG A MAN TOUCHED ME FOR FREE", it was Jennifer Aniston celebrating her date with Bradley Cooper - Popsugar

Katie Price is so tacky! Her tag is showing! - Hollywood Tuna

Veronica Mars canoodling with a soppy tampon in Hawaii - Egotastic!

Love Happens should have been called "Same Old Aniston Shit" - Lainey Gossip

Che Guevara’s granddaughter has carrots over her titties (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

Glamberace's version of a Tina Turner song sounds like anything else I can pass out to in a gay club at 2am - Towleroad

Relationship whore Jennifer Love Hewitt is giving relationship advice - Celebitchy

Justin Chambers takes his nipples for a swim - Just Jared

Dear Shia, that is the whole point of drinking - I'm Not Obsessed

Jessica Biel is still having crotch issues - Cityrag

Brit Brit's "drop em low" nipples strike again - Hollywood Rag

Maybe the poisonous bitches of the Costa Rican jungle will hear our pleas and finally take out Twit & Twat - ICYDK

Is this the person who has Ricky Martin's heart? Unfortunately, I'm not talking about the sexy piece in the caftan top - Holy Moly!

The Jonas Brothers have girlfriends now. Girlfriends that they only peck on the cheek and...do anal with - Socialite Life

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Jennifer and Bradley look so cute together !! Hope this really works out for both of them !!
I'm so sick and tired of people calling every man jennifer dates "gay"!
Let it go brangeloonies.... you're only making yourselves sound desperate, jealous and pathetic... just go worship your idol and leave this woman alone !!!

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Not sure what's worse :

A) putting off having babies to prolong your career ...

or

B) having babies and not giving a shit about them while you still continue to have a career! Allowing nannies to raise your army. Taking one film project after another and schlepping your children from location to location (both parents do it NOT just one!).

Yeah I think neglecting your kids is far worse than choosing to hold off on having them!!

Who cares anymore, life goes on and Brad is an amazing father. Now Maniston can have all the movies she wants.
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I find that statement ironic.

Brad is an amazing father? Really? You mean when he's actually WITH his children. With all the help they have raising those kids, I would say it's fairly easy to be " an amazing father". For such an amazing father -he doesn't seem to slow down anymore than his girlfriend. 6 kids, and neither one of them want to put their fame on the back burner to raise them! Just hire more nannies. What is he doing in Switzerland - buying art no less - when he has 6 kids at home and a girlfriend who is working on a film, doing refugee commercials, and working on her humanitarian image again?? I don't understand these people that want children but are unable to sacrifice anything in their own life for the sake of the kids.

Which brings me to this: "Now Maniston can have all the movies she wants" .... Why is Jen berated for her career? Who said her career came before having babies? She didn't. Brad didn't either. The loons will believe what they want. And shit, if that was the case, well then too bad for Jen, silly girl could've spit out kids and still kept her career the same way Jolie does. Maybe Jen just wanted to be a REAL mother and actually give 100% of her time to them - unlike Pitt or Jolie who have yet to slow down making movies!! The kicker is that both of their movies suck. Not sure why they're taking time away from being parents. They certainly don't need the money. EGO driven idiots.

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Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:43pm.

For a man that wanted kids Brad is barely with them now. He went on to do a sequel to the Oceans movie (and they didn't really need him), The big box office flop that was TCCOBB, Tree of Life, Ingluorious Basterds, (which critics are saying could quite possibly be the worst performance of his life and given TROY thats saying something) designing for Graft architecture firm (which means he is regularly in Dubai sans kids) this year he is signed up to do Cody Z, moneyballs, and a rom com with Natalie Portman.

Please if he was going to treat Jen's kids as badly as he does his own (sells their privacy to tabloids in order to pmip out his bad movies), and is barely there with thme then I'm glad Jen didn't have kids with him

************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************

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Submitted by kiv on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:50pm.

Brad is barely there with those kids. 6 movies, three years, plus all the charity/publicity stunts if hes a hands on dad then Kate Goselin is a hands on mom. Plus he pimps them out for his lame movies and they are given no stability its based on his movie career which was never that stellar to begin with

************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************

Submitted by gucci on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:03pm.
thanks devil girl!

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Anytime! : )

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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thanks devil girl!

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Submitted by gucci on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:12pm.
hay devilgirl:

where can i get a wig for my avi?

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Gucci, several people can get you hooked up: Angel_i, Bitchette, Mother Superior, and TITS. Mother Superiorand Bitchette both did my wig.

Hope that helps. I will let one of them know you are wanting one!

Sorry for late reply!

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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............

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Actually Mad wait... I have a better idea. Go up to Brad and ask him if he has any kids... when he says no, tell him you don't have a daddy and you are accepting applications.

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Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:43pm.
If she had given Brad a kid, it would have been difficult for Angelina to get him. It was Maddox that lured him in. Who cares anymore, life goes on and Brad is an amazing father. Now Maniston can have all the movies she wants.

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Mad... Now remember to call Brad daddy when he walks by, it makes him happy. I'll take away your toys if you don't. It's for a good cause, you don't want to be an orphan again do you?

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BIG BOOTIE CUTIE
They are not together because after she lied on OPRAH and said she was going to start a family after FRIENDS, Maniston

OOOOOPS, lost ya right there missy.
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Wasn't there some bs story about Jen calling that singer guy,....what's his name John (?),...Brad in bed?? Well she won't have to screw that up again right?? All is well that ends well. NEXT!

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Well if they are dating, good for them.
They are then dating someone with the same first name as their exe's.....

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Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Fri, 06/19/2009 -6:43pm.

Uh oh. Get ready for an assault. Dlisted commenters don't take kindly to those who say something even mildly pro-Angelina.

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I thought Katie Price had her boobs reduced.
She looks like a freak. And I can see the surgery scars too.
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They are not together because after she lied on OPRAH and said she was going to start a family after FRIENDS, Maniston went and did 3 movies.. DERAILED, THE BREAK UP and some other trash..

BRAD PITT wanted kids, she didn't so he left her ass and found it with Angelina.. Hey Life isn't fair, but she didn't need any more money and she had nothing to prove.. So DERAILED and those other movies were a waste of time and basically helped destroyed her marriage!

If she had given Brad a kid, it would have been difficult for Angelina to get him. It was Maddox that lured him in. Who cares anymore, life goes on and Brad is an amazing father. Now Maniston can have all the movies she wants.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:59pm.
stars101Sez_Iha...

I don`t see flirting as necessarily a gay/straight thing. Men flirt with other men and women with other women, but we don't always call it that.
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To quote Robert Downey Jr. in Tropic Thunder: Everyone is gay once in a while!

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hay devilgirl:

where can i get a wig for my avi?

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Submitted by chefcammi on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 3:08pm.
a 22yo that drinks scotch??
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my husband is 22 & would never refuse a good scotch.

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EastEndGirl:

I would take any bud I could get my hands on right now.

Take notes, sluts. DO NOT come to Munich other than for Oktoberfest.
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Triston,

I will bring you the BC bud.

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EastEndGirl:

Google to Munich, cuz I am here through the weekend! :)

Besides, I had to change it cuz I did not want to be accused of having a Gosselin. That is a fuckin' no no!

niki: I too, love Daria. MTV needs to bring that hot slut back, but of course they will not!

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stars101Sez_Iha...

I don`t see flirting as necessarily a gay/straight thing. Men flirt with other men and women with other women, but we don't always call it that.

It is just another form of bonding.

Just think of it this way: when you are flirting and you sense you can strike, then dur' it!

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Shit Triston,

New Avi is hotter than the last.

Googling airfares to Berlin.

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Submitted by Boob3rries on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:56pm.

I have no problem with a guy being gay at all. Its just I don't want to waste my time mooning over him if he is. (I mean this is about people I know in my personal life). I don't mind mooning over gay stars in Hollywood and dreaming about their bodies, its not like straight or gay I'd ever get to meet them. I just meant that some of the guys in my life I'm not sure whether its worth investing my time flirting with them and making a fool of myself with the guy thinking (can't she see I'm gay) for example.

************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************

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I think this new generation is probably the first where it is not clearly evident upon first glance what arouses your interest, and it is actually fine.

I have male friends that wear eyeliner and are married to bisexual women, female friends that had never even fathomed being with a woman...until meeting one she could not say no to.

So, if we are expanding our horizons like this, it is not a bad thing.

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Nice to meet you too MizRo...No one gives a
side eye quite like Ms. Daria.

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For some stars, I can see if you are a bit unsure of their sexuality, but when it comes to Ryan Seacrest?

Please.

And quite actually, lots of stars are alot more bi and 'try-sexual' than middle America knows.

Just as a theory, most people that are artists usually push the boundaries in many ways, and if you have studied art history or anything similar, then you know that some of the most noted artists dabbled in cross-sexual fuckery at one time or another.

Doesn't make them necessarily straight or bi or whatever.

It just is what it is.

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Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:39pm.

I wasn't only talking about stars though I get your point that society and Hollywood especially places soo much emphasis on looks but I was referring to mannerisms as well.

Maybe its just me but Ryan Seacrest always looks so uncomfortable around women like when he is with them it looks so put on as I said maybe I'm looking at him through biased glasses but....well

Also just for some guys I met this one dude I know wears eyeliner and likes ballet, and watches chick flicks and LIKES them, hes hot but just I'm so not sure with him like whats the vibe. I don't want to ask but.....

************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************

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Submitted by Lory on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:37pm.

Exactly.

Submitted by TheBreakdown on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:53pm.

<3 Agree so much. I also look forward to the day when gay isn't an insult of sorts anymore. Ya know?

Even before being associated to homosexuality gay was just a pretty word. Don't know who decided it's ok to use it offensively =(

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stars101Sez_Iha...

you have a point and someone probably does need to address this new 'problem' in our digital age.

But more and more people are blurring the lines of gay and straight anyway, so I foresee a future where people will even refuse to classify themselves as one or the other.

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Thank you Breakdown.

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People need to realize that it is our society of wanting everything airbrushed and pretty that is making it harder for people to tell right away which side someone's bread is buttered on.

If you want to be able to tell whether a man is metrosexual or gay, then stop asking for stars to look perfect when they go outside for their morning paper.

This is the society we live in!

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Che Guevara was not Cuban. However, he killed hundreds of Cubans. People who idolize him know nothing about him and should get educated before yammering about how great that fucking murderer was. I'm looking at you Benicio Del Toro, you ignorant piece of shit!!! Fucking asshole.

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Submitted by MizRo on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:22pm.
boob3rries: very true! Good night, nice to meet you!

Thank you! Buenas noches!! Nice to meet you too Miz, dear <3

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Shitter's titters point the way of her 'career' - south.

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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:20pm.

You know its very confusing for me like how far is far enough before one can rightly classify a man as homosexual rather than metrosexual (I know its being kinda stereotypie but hey)

The question for me with most metroseuxuals is always: Its like okay he has more face cream than I do, he cooks better, he likes chick flicks he does all the stuff a woman does and likes all the things women do so when is he going to start liking peen too?

I think there should be some sort of classification scheme that Maxim or one of the mens magazines comes up with to guide clueless females like myself based on a sample of hetreosexual men, homosexual men and metrosexual men; like the straight women's guide to finding out if he's metrosexual straight or just homosexual queen?

************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************

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Submitted by Snarkley on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 3:06pm.
Watch out Brit! You'll put somebody's eye out with those things.

No way! But she'll take a toe out like a mofo!

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boob3rries: very true! Good night, nice to meet you!

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Submitted by stars101Sez_Iha... on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:09pm.

Really he should just come out already if he is. It's not as if he's some huge masculine heartthrob that all the girls are crazy over. Everyone already assumes he's gay anyways. So if he is, he should just let it all out in the open already.

Yes, straight men need to stop buying flat irons and waxing their chests. It confuses me.

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I fucking hate Lainey Gossip. She's just an idiotic, unfunny, hypocritical piece of shit. She's the female hetero version of Perez. She tries so fucking hard it hurts. That is why I stopped reading her lame-ass blog. When ranting, she repeats the same jibes and asinine comments. She tries to be funny but she fails miserably, coming off as a condescending bitter twat. Everything is "smut" for her! You just KNOW she writes Brangelina fan fictions. I bet that the reason why there is no comment section in her blog, is because people would write what they really think about her. Wuss! Most people visit her blog because she updates frequently and posts a lot of pictures but I don't see people loving "her". I love it how she slams Nicole Kidman for being a frigid cunt, yet she is an even more (I thought no one could beat Kidman in this category) frigid cunt herself!!! Ugh, I need a drink...

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Thank you niki you gave me a pretty nice LOL.

Yeah MizRo. People that call Che communist are also right. People that call Che cuban are confusing facts. If you ask any cuban chances are they won't be in love with Ernesto Guevara, exactly.

Some family members of mine are communists and fans of Che. That's where I also learned about him. Then again I was born and raised in Argentina, where Che was also born and raised so it's hard for me not to know about him.

He was no saint. He helped a group and had his glory for it. And people are too afraid of communism, so good or not it sorta makes me sad that his face is a fashion trend. If only he knew he would come back from the grave to kill them all for the sheer irony of capitalism capitalizing his communist butt.

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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 3:57pm.

LOL at times I wish straight men would just go back to being the cave men they once were. The evolution of the metrosexual male messes with my gaydar

************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************

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Submitted by EatYourVeggies on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 3:57pm.

I wish Gaycrest would come out my gaydar says he is most definitely gay in fact I think him and Simon Cowell are a couple. I think he is just bearding up but who knows maybe he is just an ultra metrosexual man

************I've been banned by Perez Hilton for joking that his mother steals shopping carts from malls and I like it.....what will Mario's mother say about it......**************

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I would love some loonies to defenestrate "X" right now.
Everyone knows I love Angelina but I have nothing against Anniston I just want to read the nonsense that makes me giggle.

From a fellow Angie lover, here goes Boobs

X did everything she could to try and take the glory from Angie by going on this date. X and her hired henchman Huvane orchestrated this farce of a date to try and outshine our GODDESS OF WOMANHOOD DEVINE but they failed because X is still going to be alone and depressed and worthless and BARREN!!! Like the desert. X is fake from her nose to her tan to her saying she wanted Brad's babies when she really didn't.

How's that?

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kdraco!! Didn't see you babe *BIG HUG*

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My bio father and my Dad were both Cubans: they called Guevara a Communist.
My Dad could not STAND him; spit every time he even saw a T-shirt with his face on it.

And the poster that said he wasn't Cuban was right.