KFed Works Hard For That Money!
I regularly toast successful panty peddlers for their hard work in the field of gold digging, but I always forget about KFed. And I shouldn't. If KFed didn't drop his Bisquick batter into Brit Brit's Cheeto pot, he would probably be sneaking joints in the storage room at his day-job at Kinko's instead of living the life. Look at his ass now! The dumb bitch has it made! While Brit Brit makes that Slim Jim money thrusting her twatty all over the UK, KFed is taking their Cheetolings to the Hard Rock Cafe. And the dude is getting paid for it! The best part is that he even came with a bodyguard and a nanny! That's like getting paid to just eat, lay down and carry around a tiny Cheetoling every now and again. I swear.
Here's more of KFed with the boys leaving the Hard Rock Cafe in London last night. I think the boys just ate cheesebugers and fries. KFed ate the whole kitchen.
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lol at the Hard Rock Cafe being "fancy times" for them
I'm not just saying this cause I like Britney, really, I just think maybe people get confused about the way the kids look and think they have the alcohol syndrome because of the way their eyes look, at least I always hope that. You guys ever notice how Britney's eyes look like a deer's? Well I think her kid's got her eyes and it makes them look weird....and I think their eyes are further apart naturally and so is Britney's. That's why I'm not yelling FAS cause I would have to wait till they get older and judge then. Whne they get older I think we can tell better if it's just that they have eyes like Britney or have FAS. I really think though that it's that Britney has weird eyes and tey have the same thing.
Maybe it all runs together, he received a lot of money because she was sick as they were getting divorced and the kids kinda went to him right away cause she was losing it right after the divorce, i dunno...and of course when they were married he used her money. Not legally went to him right away but they had to agree for him to take care of them and she knew she was too sick annd of course she sent money for him to take care of Them
When will the point come where a judge will say this bitch needs to get a job and get off alimony? I realize right now Britney "can't take care of herself or kids" but......say she is ruled to take care of herself and kids.....would he recieve alimony still, is he receiving alimony now or just child support? It seems like before all this, he was receiving a lot of money from her, before she became whatever you wanna call it.
britney is making money and paying his ass. why wouldn't he take care of his own kids?! he's their fucking father! even if she wasn't paying him big bucks he still should be there for his kids. that's what fathers do! and it looks like he's not complaining about it. good for him!
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:25pm.
before and after:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pxRZDWnquoU/R822nEAWsrI/AAAAAAAAAsI/nNiwp4P2KH...
step away from the buffet bitches or this could be you.
WHOA!!!
TV!
Come on! A little side step that nobody can see!!! OOOPsie!!!
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:25pm.
Never mind the spare tyre or six... wtf happened to his hair???
p.s. hot avi ;)
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Submitted by TITS on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:25pm.
before and after:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pxRZDWnquoU/R822nEAWsrI/AAAAAAAAAsI/nNiwp4P2KH...
step away from the buffet bitches or this could be you.
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See?!? I TOLD you he lost 3 or 4 pounds!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:36pm.
TV!
Nitty is a teeny little gal!! You're a big strapping man!!! Push her lil ass out of the way!!!
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Again, I've met Nitty. Coming between her and her vodka is akin to getting between a mama bear and it's cubs. But with better hair.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV!
Nitty is a teeny little gal!! You're a big strapping man!!! Push her lil ass out of the way!!!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:30pm.
TV,
They shall make more in the next few, just for you!!
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I don't know, I've seen Nitty drink. She's probably laying a pipeline down as we speak.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV,
They shall make more in the next few, just for you!!
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before and after:
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_pxRZDWnquoU/R822nEAWsrI/AAAAAAAAAsI/nNiwp4P2KH...
step away from the buffet bitches or this could be you.
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The Gosselin Hair Video is here! (A My2Cents/Sandbitch/TITS production)
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:19pm.
All I know is that there better be vodka left in Vegas when I get back there in September. Nitty can have all the vodka on her way home.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Angel_i,
Oh hell! Tell you the truth, I can't tell the two kids apart, but that would not shock me...
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TV!!
Dammit Jim! I blame Nitty! Wasn't me...I'm a rum girl...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:11pm.
Angel_I,
Ok Bunny! What is FAS???
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Fetal Alcohol Syndrome. This is the first time I REALLY felt it in SPF - I mean, it could be the lights or allergies or something...but they look...their faces are so limp...
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:12pm.
TV!
Taking time our from your hammering?
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Somebody has to drink all this vodka.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:08pm.
The light of day also never sees his privates.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
TV!
Taking time our from your hammering?
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Knuckles_Johnson!!!!
LOVE it! Everytime I see your avi, I yell "A Maaannnnn!!!!"
Angel_I,
Ok Bunny! What is FAS???
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:06pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:05pm.
And the gravitational pull keeps them close by and out of harm's way.
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And you know - we never have to worry about seeing HIS privates! Also a plus.
♥ Threadkilla!
Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:05pm.
And the gravitational pull keeps them close by and out of harm's way.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Team Valtrex on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 11:00pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:55pm.
Using the Special K system to determine chubbiness, Special K-Fed may have a problem. He can pinch an inch on his forehead.
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He needs that belly tho - so the kids have somewhere to rest their legs.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:57pm.
She had the *look* too when she was little.
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That girl has the WONKIEST eyes. I think that's why I like to photoshop her so much. When I get her all close up and start working on those eyes, dude. She looks like a straight-up cartoon character - like, NATURALLY. What I do only accents it. Her eyes are kinda crossed even.
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:55pm.
Using the Special K system to determine chubbiness, Special K-Fed may have a problem. He can pinch an inch on his forehead.
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 10:57pm.
As much as I think its probably FAS, it might just be her "my family tree don't fork" look.
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LOL! For realz!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
Those kids looks SO FAS. I wonder if that's whey they keep their hair so long...one telling sign of FAS is ridges in the ears...it frustrates me I can't see their ears...
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
As much as I think its probably FAS, it might just be her "my family tree don't fork" look.
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Ttc0b2pNMn4/SeZRY-ZTcLI/AAAAAAAAA38/Tdk_-22NV5...
She had the *look* too when she was little.
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
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I think K-Fed looks great! His clothes are clean and he's not wearing sandals with his socks! He looks like he may have lost 3 or 4 pounds! He looks AWESOME! Go K-FED!
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Jason Jones: "So why is aged news better than...real news? "Well, I don't think this is AGED news." "Give me one thing in there that happened today." ~ Interviewing Rick Berke, ASM of the NY Times for The Daily Show.
My god, is she paying him in Nestle's cookie dough?
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"I am the Devil, and I'm here to do the Devil's work"
Submitted by Master Blaster on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 3:57pm.
I've got nothing mean to say. That kid looks 20 times happier than he does with Brit. Good job, ya fat bastard...oops!
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Co-signed. So happy Father's Day, K-Fed, ya fat mofo! Just hope you're also treating Shar's kids with as much affection as your stoner ass can muster, cheers!
K-Fed is just trying to keep up with the bodyguard, body wise.
Sorry, but the Spears babies always looked like PWT to me. The lot always looks like they got a film of dirt on them.
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"I’m poor, I’m black, I may even be ugly, but Lord I’m here" - Celie
I wonder id JJ actually has FAS.. would explain looking slow. She was a wreck and boozing when she was preg w. him i think i recall..
This guy dresses like a total Wigger. Horrible slang I know but when i lived in Philly the black kids would tease the stupid white kids running around in low pants, etc and trying to act 'street'. Instead of making them like the guys it made them make fun of them. I can completely see why, too. They were acting like parodies of stereotypes - that offended the kids and rightly so.
Federline needs Carson Pressly to step in.
He is such a loser. I think if I were Britney I would have tried to pick someone of better quality to have children with. But, once trailer trash, always trailer trash... You can't buy class.
I would still suck him off.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:04pm.
-"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 5:01pm."
Really? They look way older, maybe it's the way they dress them. The little one doesn't look like he's 2 years old, I swear!.
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Really! I agree they don't look their ages.
I think that's true for alot of kids now, they just don't look the age they're supposed to be.
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IMO if KFed didn't have Britney's money he would be working at Taco Bell or Zip Lube. I don't think he's qualified to work at Kinko's because it takes a brain cell to run a copy machine and he doesn't have one. He looks like a tadpole . . . a big fat undeveloped blob of nothing.
Submitted by BIG BOOTIE CUTIE on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 7:29pm.
I am going to say it but JJ (The second kid) looks retarded. He looks like Britney and just seems short bus material..
I also think that KOBE BRYANT's second daughter is special.
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JJ will require a sizable trust fund. For sure.
Sean P maybe has a chance.
and as for Kobe's 2nd daughter...uhm, Mama must have been boozing up a storm, having to accept the mistresses and shit. But I somehow think that little girl will be okay, as opposed to Shitney's babes.
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 5:47pm.
I'm sorry, but those kids look...um, special. Of course, with those two losers for parents, they really have no prayer.
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Both kids appear to be mildly affected FAS babies.
The kids may not have a prayer (deer-in-the-headlights mother, loser lazy father), but lucky for them they have momma's bank account (at least while Gramps is holding the purse strings).
Left to her own devices, Shitney would burn through the cash like Lohan does a pile of the good shit; trust. ;)
I want to live only till I die, no more and no less - Eddie Izzard
I am going to say it but JJ (The second kid) looks retarded. He looks like Britney and just seems short bus material..
I also think that KOBE BRYANT's second daughter is special.
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:33pm.
I don't get it, a girl is posted here and its: Get that cash HO! MK posts Kfed (who got that cash) and most hate him.
He does the same shit the lady golddiggers do: nothing
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I've been preaching this for years EvilShoe... golddiggers all around the world need to bow to the king - he married a crazy with a ton of money and a serious inability to parent her own children. And all without a prenup. Kfed wins.
I still want to know if the Blind Item was about Shitney. The celeb in London and the makeup artist found crabs/nits in her eyebrows. Damn...cant anyone help a sistah out?
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Where are Kori and Kaleb is what I'd like to know!!!!
I don't get it, a girl is posted here and its: Get that cash HO! MK posts Kfed (who got that cash) and most hate him.
He does the same shit the lady golddiggers do: nothing
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MK about the whores on Dlisted:
..and there are animal stories, they like a kitten on a vacuum for some reason…
-"Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 5:01pm."
Really? They look way older, maybe it's the way they dress them. The little one doesn't look like he's 2 years old, I swear!.
-"Submitted by Albatross on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 5:47pm."
Indeed, specially the little one. He always looks so disconnected and duh. Poor little tot.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
I'm sorry, but those kids look...um, special. Of course, with those two losers for parents, they really have no prayer.
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"I don't believe in love. I believe in fucking." --Brian Kinney
I'm still Team K-fed all the way!