KFed Works Hard For That Money!
I regularly toast successful panty peddlers for their hard work in the field of gold digging, but I always forget about KFed. And I shouldn't. If KFed didn't drop his Bisquick batter into Brit Brit's Cheeto pot, he would probably be sneaking joints in the storage room at his day-job at Kinko's instead of living the life. Look at his ass now! The dumb bitch has it made! While Brit Brit makes that Slim Jim money thrusting her twatty all over the UK, KFed is taking their Cheetolings to the Hard Rock Cafe. And the dude is getting paid for it! The best part is that he even came with a bodyguard and a nanny! That's like getting paid to just eat, lay down and carry around a tiny Cheetoling every now and again. I swear.
Here's more of KFed with the boys leaving the Hard Rock Cafe in London last night. I think the boys just ate cheesebugers and fries. KFed ate the whole kitchen.
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The Hard Rock Cafe is "fancy times, ya'll!" for this family.
K Fed has a Wonk Eye!
Every time I see this guy I want to kick him in the face.
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I am not even about to concede that this douche-tard is a good father. Sure, he may be better than their alternative, but hell, an oranguatan hooked on crack would be a better option than Brit-Shit.
And what kind of role model can he possibly be to those children and the others he has?
He doesn't work and and has no sense of direction other than the nearest club.
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disgusting.
If Kfed was a bad dad to the other two kids, we would have heard about it by now, that Shar is a loud mouth! She always said he was a good dad.
The kids look happy, good job Kfed. As far as the little pumpkin with the dirty face, he gets habit that from his mother.
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Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:47pm.
-"Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:38pm."
I didn't notice that before!. Seems like he does wear diapers still. I don't remember how old these kids are, but it bothers me to see the little one with a fucking pacifier riding on a stroller. They also carry around the older one on a motherfucking stroller!!!. If they are younger than 3, then they get a pass. 4 and older can walk by themselves, don't need diapers nor a pacifier. I think these kids will also suffer from mom's syndrome: arrested-develompent-itis.
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why do all celeb bodyguards always seem to be big black dudes?
Because the blacker the berry, the sweeter it's going to feel when I shank your ass for getting to close.
I know, rotten. That kid is too old for a pacifier. Something tells me Shitters is trying to pretend they are still babies because she's knows she won't be interested when they get bigger. Plus, you know they're probably little spoiled holy fucking terrors at this point.
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Submitted by Master Blaster: "I've got nothing mean to say. That kid looks 20 times happier than he does with Brit. Good job, ya fat bastard...oops! "
*chuckle* Yeah, I agree.
why do all celeb bodyguards always seem to be big black dudes?
KFed looks disgusting.
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I don't think he's necessarily father of the year, but to be fair, I'm sure he sees his other kids. I'm sure it's just that the paparazzi aren't swarming for pics of Shar Jackson's offspring like they are for Brit's.
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Douchechill!
I didn't even notice the diapers, I was looking at the dirty face on the kid.
For Chrissake, wash the faces after they eat!
(and the hands before)
Submitted by megank on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:47pm.
Looks like he needs to hit the dance floor again.
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is the giant brotha the nanny or the body guard?
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
Looks like he needs to hit the dance floor again.
-"Submitted by Stoney on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:38pm."
I didn't notice that before!. Seems like he does wear diapers still. I don't remember how old these kids are, but it bothers me to see the little one with a fucking pacifier riding on a stroller. They also carry around the older one on a motherfucking stroller!!!. If they are younger than 3, then they get a pass. 4 and older can walk by themselves, don't need diapers nor a pacifier. I think these kids will also suffer from mom's syndrome: arrested-develompent-itis.
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I'm am laughing at you guys asking why he's not wiping the kids mouth. I always tell my white friends this because no kid should have to have the white trash Kool-aid mouth. It's like having ashy elbows for the black babies. Take care of your damn kids.
Looking @ those pics of KFed & Jon
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Looks like the older tard is still in diapers.
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Hmm, there seems to be a "no work-out" clause in his contract with Britz. Must take time away from the good parenting.
LMAO @ Master B.
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I honestly don't think he's a good dad. He's just lucky because Shitters lost her marbles and made him look much better, her mom was too busy whoring out Jamie Lee (Jamie Lyn, whatever), her brother was too busy doing something else and her dad was too busy living under a rock. Just imagine what would've happened if Shitters kept sort-of sane? remember all the stories about HIM being a loser, a pot-head, having his loser friends around all the time?, those loser friends selling the Shitter's household's secrets to the press, going out very often to Vegas?. I do remember them and I don't think he has changed one bit. It's just that Shitter's antics out-shadowed HIS antics.
Besides, being the sane one, he's able to scheme his antics better. He knows it's better to keep a low profile, to be seen with the boys often, and keeping Papa Spears happy are the secrets to a perpetual pay check.
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It looks as if he's actually dropped some weight. Good for him.
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Submitted by LisaP
Would it kill him to wipe the kids' mouths?
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It's not what you think.
It's pretty well-known that KFed likes to cover children in barbecue sauce before he yells, "Get in mah belly!"
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the kids are very cute and they've grown so much!
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Submitted by I need more cowbell on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:18pm.
Apparently he makes an effort to be seen with these two since they are the keys to the kingdom. As long as daddy Spears is in charge they will both bleed Britney dry. Wonder who they'll sponge off of after that?
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and there we have the magic question. what do these people do for an income after the kids hit the age of majority?
*slaps self* why whore out the kids of course! paging white oprah!!
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Yah, he's getting PAID to be a parent though.
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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 4:16pm.
At least he's trying to be a parent.
If shitter is the one in London is she the one who had lice/crabs in her eyebrows? hmmmmmmmmmmm.
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Just to compare - Brit out with the boys June 7th in Hyde Park
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Would it kill him to wipe the kids' mouths?
Is the big black guy the bodyguard? 'Cause I really wonder how effective he can be against any potential threats when he's got a kid in his arms.
It may just be me but I thought it looked like he lost a few. Defintely not in the face, though. And, I can't imagine toting around a dirty kid! Are wet wipes too difficult to have on hand? My mom would just dip a napkin in her water glass. Not that complicated...
Apparently he makes an effort to be seen with these two since they are the keys to the kingdom. As long as daddy Spears is in charge they will both bleed Britney dry. Wonder who they'll sponge off of after that?
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At least he's trying to be a parent.
He needs to cut back on the vists to Taco Hell, Pizza Slut, Long John Slivers, Jack-in-the Crack and Satanbucks.
He's porking out.
He doesn't care about his other kids. Only his 2 little mealtickets matter.
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I know some of you say he seems like a good parent and he may be, but can someone please tell me about his other kids?
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Due to the recession, those other kids can no longer afford KFed's rates. They'll have to settle for the Kmart KFed Kopy.
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Is he trying out for the role of Fat Bastard in the next Austin Powers movie?
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
AHH the kid is so cute but yeah I also wonder about his other kids he has like 3 others besides the two from Brit
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Clean the cheeto dust off that kid's face already, sheesh.
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Oh and no cracks about "he ate them" either because that's cheating and probably true.
At least the kids aren't screaming and they don't look terrified.
KFed needs to talk Brit into wearing a bra though or those boys are going to be terrified of titties.
I wanna be a dancer just like him.
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I know some of you say he seems like a good parent and he may be, but can someone please tell me about his other kids? Where are they and when are they with him? Nary a picture and there should be at least one or two since the emplosion of Brit Brit. Right?
He's really let himself go. Go from opportunistic, no talent bum to moderately obese opportunistic, no talent bum, I mean.
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is he pregnant?
and yeah, he seems like a good parent, you really have to give him that.
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Fucka doodle-do.
Yes, the kids look HAPPY! You don't see them looking like that when in Shitards arms.
Fuck, they probably don't even know she is their mother.
K-Fed's fat ass is a disgrace to true dancers out there.
Looks like his love of dance ended the moment he got that first alimony check from Britney.
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clean that kid's mouth already! what's the nanny for anyway?