Here's Jonny!
The women of NYC better beware, because Jon Gosselin might be settling down right here in Manhattan.
Gawker says that Jon looked at a bachelor pad at Trump Place yesterday. Jon looked at a 700-square-foot 1-bedroom that rents for around $3,200 a month. I guess if the Gosselin 8 comes to visit, they'll have to sleep in the cupboards and in the hallway.
This really isn't going to be pretty, is it? Jon is almost single, so he doesn't have to worry about Kate's pet possum biting at him for getting caught with his hand in the crotch jar. AND he has his nuts backs! That horny bastard is going to crazy.
So if you're boozing at a bar and a big blobby thing dry humps you out of nowhere, just scream "I HAVE KIDS! I HAVE KIDS." That's the code phrase. It will bounce off of you in a flash.
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So I guess since he's not married to Kate, he can let himself get fat now? What happened to his sessions with the personal trainer? He's so chubby!!!!!
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Submitted by jaydawg on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 10:17am.
am I the only one who thinks he looks like he has Down's Syndrome?
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NOOOOO you are not alone, the kids seem to have a touch of "the look" also.
look how fat he has gotten? homeboy working a big beer belly! i guess when you hang out with college students....
It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
He's a fat fuckin chunk. I don't know how anyone can stand next to this douche willingly. I imagine that Kate is very happy to have his douche peen out of her hair.
seriously, tho.. his face looks like a puckered asshole...
his eyes and eyelids never get tan/red..just the rest of his face...wtf??
ick. nast.
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You know I thought her hair was fucked up but then I saw the top of his head in one of the trailers and shit - his looks alot worse. It looks like Diamond Head Crater on Oahu. He has got these fucking plugs or some shit in front and on the sides and back he has hair. In the middle it looks like a toxic waste dump with like 50 hairs left. Really fucked up - no wonder he is always wearing a hat. Question though, if he got the front plugged why didn't he get crazy and have the whole fucking thing plugged instead of this ghetto shit he has going on!
A new crib in NYC? Not even. I need to know why my great state of Pennsylvania isn't submitting bills to the Gosselins for partial or full reimbursement for services provided over the years to help them in the care of their 8 children. I know for a fact of individuals in the past who have had to reimburse for services provided by the state for childcare after their cases have been reviewed and it has been shown that they have an ability repay the state.
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am I the only one who thinks he looks like he has Down's Syndrome?
no new items so I'll second the comments on this nozzle . He has the text book too much booze look , reddish face with lunchmeat lookin skin underneath and the alky tummy .If he shaves his face will be full on red . Drinking and smoking is not without it's pleasures but the eventual price is too steep .Recreational weed is the best. If you have your health you have everything , it's priceless . Think about it .
_wait, a one bedroom in trump place is 3200? I am paying too much here. As for this ass, I could care less..still not sure why they are famous.
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Either he's a stress eater or expecting another 6 puppies.
I loathe both those Gosslein dirtbags. This one - the ball-free wonder thinks he's still a teen. He uses all that lame ass slang that only serves to show the world how fucking STUPID he is. This loser can't even hold down a real JOB - he leeches off his own kids.
Now he wants to live in NYC on his kids' dime? Fucking asshat.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 3:02am.
Wow, the dad and 2 of his 4 year old triplets were killed?? Sadness
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Submitted by Mittmah on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:55am.
You could totally post your siggie in the Caption This.
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I found the link.
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/06118/685807-54.stm
ETA: Wow, I didn't remember it killed two children as well. How sad.
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Did he put on about 50# over the past week? WTF?
It took me a year and a half to gain weight just after I got in great shape (due to an unhappy marriage). He fast tracked that shit.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:48am.
It needs to be submitted retroactively then! That's about 13% more bizarre than the dude who fucked a picnic table. 15% if he wasn't a relative.
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These parts = Pittsburgh.
I'm still a D-Listed noob. I didn't know about this site until long after it happened :(
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:36am.
As long as you aren't ignoring your kids WHILE you're hooking up with strippers, I don't judge!
Some guy had a wood chipper go through his windshield and kill him around these parts about year or two ago. Messy.
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OK, where the fuck are these parts, and why the FUCK wasn't that submitted to MK as an idea for a post???!!!
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As long as you aren't ignoring your kids WHILE you're hooking up with strippers, I don't judge!
Some guy had a wood chipper go through his windshield and kill him around these parts about year or two ago. Messy.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:22am.
Well said Kensu!! I don't watch this shitfest, but I've seen enough to know they're both reprehensible money grubbing pool slime.
Although, having said that, watching Kate white knuckle Jon's visits with her and kids should make for excellent viewing. Expect a forced smile that could break teeth.
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Submitted by tojo on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:32am.
I blame the brain damage. Mine, not yours.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:29am.
Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:22am.
You say "jacks off to porn and fucks strippers" as if it's a bad thing. I prefer to refer to that as "my thirties". I agree that Jon doesn't seem to give a fuck about his kids though, and Kate only seems to care enough to use them for her own benefit. They both need to "trip" into a woodchipper.
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Submitted by Khensu Hetep on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:22am.
You say "jacks off to porn and fucks strippers" as if it's a bad thing. I prefer to refer to that as "my thirties". I agree that Jon doesn't seem to give a fuck about his kids though, and Kate only seems to care enough to use them for her own benefit. They both need to "trip" into a woodchipper.
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He looks seriously as though he's retarded, but watch all of the slutty attention whores flock to him regardless of his mongoloid face and doughy physique.
It angers me how the media sympathizes for this asshole. He probably thinks he won the jackpot, but in a few years he'll regret his status as a bachelor when he's penniless, and therefore no longer scoring any hot young piece of ass on the club scene.
He should be exposed for what he is: a selfish, dead-beat, unmotivated fucking tool. He's as much of a victim as Kate is. Unfortunately, the media's been praising this whore every step along the way.
If a woman doesn't loyally tend to her children, she acquires a negative reputation. Even though I agree with that, it's also the father's responsibility to help raise and support a family. I'm sure many people will kiss his ass for being a negligent man-whore while he goes out and blows money on his little pussy shed, though.
I'm sure that some of the Gosselin children are old enough to know that their parents are splitting up, but what's going to happen when one of them finally asks why daddy doesn't spend enough time with them anymore? How could that be explained?
Just because his ex wife was a bitch and a frigid control freak doesn't entitle him to ignore his children while he jacks off to porn and fucks strippers.
Committment to anyone but yourself is considered "uncool" in today's society, and it's fucking sad and disgusting. Selfishness and convenience is a major downgrade for humanity.
Poor, poor Jon Gosselin.
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Submitted by MyTwoCents on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:10am.
step 3, she provides her own pork fat.
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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 2:00am.
Isn't that step four in the recipe for Alabama possum pie? Mmmm... pie.
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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 1:39am.
I loathe BOTH of those bottom feeders. If it had been me, Kate would've "tripped" into a woodchipper about 3 seasons ago.
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Submitted by HotSlutOfTheDecade on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 1:39am.
Its a good thing he doesn't want the kids around! He's obviously spending a LOT of time out drinking. And if his friends should suddenly call out "Hey, Jon! Lets see you shake your moneymaker" he's likely to grab one of the kids by the throat.
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So he buys a 2 seater sports car, a condo in Utah, a single seat motorcycle and now a tiny apartment in NYC? And people talk shit about Kate all the time. SMH This guy so obviously does not want his kids around, it's sickening. I loathe this bottom-feeder.
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He's probably a douchebag too.
Neither one of those fucktards give a damn about their children.
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Submitted by Jessica_Wakefield on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 9:43pm.
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Oh yeah that's right. She "wrote" a book. Sure she did. Somebody else wrote it and it has Kate's name on it.
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
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All this and 8 tax allowances to boot. Breeding pays, and THAT's why the planet is a poop hole most places you land.
Ya'll can relax. That dude is NOT moving to no Trump ass Plaza.Or whatever the name is. He is going to stay right there where his kids are. The Learning Channel owns his ass. We'll see him all this season and next of J&K Plus 8. All this stuff is just too strange. I smell publicity stunt.
Would all this be going on if he hadn't of been "caught" with that chick? I think not. As far as where he's getting the money...well, they earn s shitload per episode. And that's BOTH of them. Not just Kate. They both had to sign on the dotted line. Everybody talks about Jon sits around while Kate works. Hell, Kate doesn't work her damn self. These people are rolling in dough and have to do very little to earn it.
Oh yeah that's right. She "wrote" a book. Sure she did. Somebody else wrote it and it has Kate's name on it.
Yes, alcohol bloat. Some alcoholics get skinny and dried out like beef jerky, some get a watery kind of fat like Alec Baldwin, Val Kilmer ...
That is not fat, its alcohol bloat. I've been around it all my life, raised with it. I can spot an alchy miles away.
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:04pm.
I thought I read somewhere that they get paid 75K per episode, so that would explain where the money's coming from.
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WHAT????? 75K PER EPISODE?????
You. Are. Fucking. Kidding.
Oh, I'm so done right now. That is Pure de FUCKERY!!!
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Whoops sorry I made a mistake...I just double checked...they only make 65K per episode not 75K (like that really makes a difference). This is according to that website that hates them mind you (not this one, lol), so not sure how factual it is. It also says that Kate makes $25,000 PER speaking engagement!!
What? They are worth $10 million???? How? They are on TLC which no one gets or really watches. They have only been on TV for about two season. T
here are legit actors on TV not making that kind of money.
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Two seasons?? They've had a show since the sextuplets were born..they're 5 now. They are on SEASON 5. They are signed up for TWO MORE SEASONS ON TOP OF THE FIVE ALREADY TAPED.
They are worth more than 10 million... a newspaper once added up all the free trips, free items, donations, speaking engagements, being on TLC, etc and they counted over 30 million dollars.
And Kate still cries her alligator tears on 700 Club about needing to pay the college tuitions of all her kids.
They're both CON ARTISTS.
Submitted by mynameisstolen on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 5:04pm.
I read that they are worth about $10 million.
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What? They are worth $10 million???? How? They are on TLC which no one gets or really watches. They have only been on TV for about two season. T
here are legit actors on TV not making that kind of money.
This is ridiculous.
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:04pm.
I thought I read somewhere that they get paid 75K per episode, so that would explain where the money's coming from.
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WHAT????? 75K PER EPISODE?????
You. Are. Fucking. Kidding.
Oh, I'm so done right now. That is Pure de FUCKERY!!!
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Submitted by No Words: "You know, I was feeling sorry for poor old ball-less Jon, but now he is acting like a total douchebag...buy a nice house close to the kids, and quit acting like a whore."
Exactly.
Not for nothin', but don't ALL men do this when getting a divorce? Honestly, I don't think men feel the same way about children that women do. They fight for custody out of spite, but they are completely thrilled to be free of childcare. In exactly ONE case can I say the man was devastated to be away from his kid.
Submitted by stake_spike on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 7:49pm.
I believe he quit his job to be a stay at home mom while Kate did her book tour crap and speaking. Either he's spending what little millions he has on a bachelor pad or Kate's going to be paying his ass alimony.
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They made millions? How did that happen????
Good Lord, I need my own reality show *LOL*
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It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 7:42pm.
I'm a Libra Tigerlilly - all about spreading the hate around in a fair and equal manner ;)
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Submitted by chowgirl69 on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:04pm
I believe he quit his job to be a stay at home mom while Kate did her book tour crap and speaking. Either he's spending what little millions he has on a bachelor pad or Kate's going to be paying his ass alimony.
Sorry...I think he still looks hot and I would still totally do him!
Submitted by Team KFed on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 7:36pm.
I hate them both equally. Jon is an epic tool loser and Kate is a cuntyfaced mompimp. I hope they're crushed to death under a falling stack of their dirty life whoring money.
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This made me tear up a little...Equal hate among whores...*wiping tiger tear*...We DLISTED skanks have reached a milestone here...Team KFed is equalizing his/her hate in a way that I find metaphysical... spiritual...even mystical...All are equal in HATE! Oh, it's such a beautiful ideal, isn't it whores?
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I hate them both equally. Jon is an epic tool loser and Kate is a cuntyfaced mompimp. I hope they're crushed to death under a falling stack of their dirty life whoring money.
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I think this is the first time I've seen him EVER look happy!
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