George Clooney Checks In With His Dead Pet Pig
George Clooney once said that his longest relationship was for 18 years with his pet pig Max. They were so close that Georgie even let Max sleep in his bed every now and again. That makes my tail curl and not in a good way.
Max went off to the great big shit pen in the sky in 2006 which left Georgie with a case of the serious SADS. Recently, George wondered how Max is doing up there in heaven, so he hired a psychic to speak to his pig friend. George apparently told a friend, "The psychic told me Max had a great life with me. He is very happy in spirit and still hangs out with me sometimes. I am not sure she was telling the truth but I do want to believe her."
Of course the psychic bitch is going to tell George that Max misses him. What the hell is she going to say? That the angels turned him into bacon?
But seriously, Max and George had a beautiful thing together. The skanks trying to land George should take note. George loves it when you squeal until your vocal cords pop. He also loves it when you take up the whole bed and keep him up half the night with your loud farting. And if you eat your own caca, he'll fall desperately in love with you. Well, pigs do that! Don't blame me. Blame pigs!
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Submitted by kitten666 on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 1:53pm.
If one of the women he's dumped is using this against him, there's most likely a reason for it.
I never found George Clooney great looking. When he was younger (as shown in pic), he looked like a bo-hunk.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
Lawd, he does nothing for me, nothing... never will.
kitten 666 i hope the dude didn't get ripped off . my friend and i were talking about this article . All those A list celebs go to psychics ! it's a form of entertainment . they get bored call the psychic eye and say send up your 3 most beautiful psychics ! ( you know i am jokeing ) . most of those people have very well payed psychics ( who none of you have ever heard of ) reading for them . these psychics never tell anyone who they read for . i wonder if the girl he just dumped leaked this story .
My Corgi (see avie) sleeps in my bed with me...she's quiet and rarely passes gas...unlike many men.
George is an annoying homosexual - who does not even attempt to make us believe that she is fucking fish - who is said to be 'sizemologically challenged'.
Discuss!
I've never even seen one in real life, honestly, but I've always heard pigs are smarter and cleaner than cats or dogs. And if I'm home, all three of my girls are in bed with me. That was an issue at the beginning for the boy, but they were here before him.
Submitted by Madam Pince on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 8:03pm.
I like George's honesty. He's not ready to commit to a human slut, but he loved his pig.
I can't see myself ever settling down again with a human male, but I'm in a committed relationship with my three dogs.
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The humans are just too flawed for my liking (with the exception of you fatally flawed and hilarious D-listers, of course); my two ferrets (hence the avie), my 13-year-old dog and my new little puppy are the whores who make me a family. If you don't have fur, move along.
Can't make this shit up!
Going to give Mike some good Kush cause he's hilarious. Best blog ever!
My Great Dane sleeps in my room. She farts all night long, and it smells like dead animal in there by morning.
But that's nothing compared to my Labrador-mix's farts. His are so potent you can taste them, and the smell creeps under your skin so there's no way to avoid the odors. Luckily, he doesn't sleep in my room because he farts most while he's asleep.
But I don't know, I really love all of my dogs. They're like my family. When I lost my 10-month-old puppy last year, I cried for days.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:06pm.
i loved every kitty, doggy and bunny we had, but pets do not belong in the bed where i sleep...
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I disagree letinstar..I love having my pets in the bed with me. But as long as you treat them well, to each his own.
I love this picture..the pig is totally posing.
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Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
such as --- http://www.SugarDaddyChat.com/---
it's the biggest sugar dating site for beautiful woman and rich man!
"He also loves it when you take up the whole bed and keep him up half the night with your loud farting. And if you eat your own caca, he'll fall desperately in love with you."
So that's what I'm doing wrong.
*hangs head shamefully*
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
I call bullshit. The psychic pig whisperer is a lie teller! You know all the piggy had to say was "Gimme treats" and "scratch my tummy".
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George Clooney is such a fucking flake. I can't stand him. I'm sure he had a lot in common with his pig, especially considering HE IS ONE.
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Poor George! A love that dares not speak it's name!!!
(You like that??? Love Jane Hudson)
"If Drinks Aren't Involved, Then Neither Am I."
GOD! He was SO gay back then!!! That's the only reason MK posted it... HAPPY BDAY you twisted fucker!!!! I love you!!!!!
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
He consulted a psychic to contact his dead pig? There goes any respect I still had for this guy!
i hear beyonces quite a pig why doesn't he try giving her call?
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He's a retard. He's going to be old and alone. He already is old and alone is right around the corner...
SOMEONE BELIVES IN THIS HISTORY?
GEORGE IS A JOKER, :)
I like George's honesty. He's not ready to commit to a human slut, but he loved his pig.
I can't see myself ever settling down again with a human male, but I'm in a committed relationship with my three dogs.
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"I think that's our cue to go out to the desert and stick our heads in the sand so we don't have to witness this epic fuckery."
It was said he just enjoyed hot dating with a black big female on >> M y I n t e r r a c i a l M a t c h. c Om "<< , many hot pictures are shown...so many fans show interest on him there, oh, really? It is nice to enjoy more about it now...
I think pigs are the tastiest of all our animal friends. When I quit being a vegetarian, it was because of bacon. Roast beef was a close second.
a pig? a real pig? awesome.
i wonder how my girlcat Tinkerbell(1978-2000), is doing in that big cat litter box in the sky?
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Submitted by letinstar on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:06pm.
i loved every kitty, doggy and bunny we had, but pets do not belong in the bed where i sleep...
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We actually have step stools at all the beds for our Pom-X doggie! And the best times ever in my life were when KJ was still alive and I would wake up and he'd be sleeping on my chest.
'night horz. out to dinner. don't drink and drive y'all!
George Looney.
i don't know why i don't find George attractive anymore. same goes for Brad Pitt.
that pig for Hot Slut.
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Hey, a clairvoyant once told me that I was with Sparky during 2 previous lifetimes. So f--k that s--t.
@ Tristram
I was thinking the same thing!
This explains the Clooney taste in friends AND lovers.
Can't believe he didn't always look OLD OLD OLD.
I've never seen him any other way. The contrast between then and now only serves to illustrate how unhealthy his lifestyle must be.
Apparently you can take the boy out of Kentucky, but he'll bring the barnyard with him.
"Can't the media cover more important shit like Spaghetti Cat or STAINS. Seriously, what are they up to? CNN, get on that!" - MK 5/13/09
This picture must have been taken when he was still playing "Booker" on Roseanne.
That explains that pig from Miami he's currently dating.
aww...that is sweet. He should have married his pet pig...in some countries I am sure they would allow that...sounds like the only true love he has ever had. I believe my dog and cats (9) (7 are new born kittens), are the best friends I will ever have or ever hope to have...and as the saying goes...the more people I meet the more I like my dog!
***If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go to where they went****
-Will Rogers-
can I get an amen on that!
If he still needs a replacement, there's always Jon Gosselin.
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There's the door, spaceman.
Bullshit. All that psychic heard was "oink, oink, oink, oink, oink..." Come on, now!
Thanks Penny.
Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:17pm.
Penny - Koko. The boys vetoed my original pick for a name.
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The boys have good taste. I hope koko lives a long happy life.
..."I think Max is in Heaven It wouldn't be Heaven if our pets aren't allowed in IMO..."
That is the sweetest thing I've read in a long time in here and I second that.
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
Agreed.
and Hamblettamaud - your avie! eeeek
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Submitted by mharker on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:14pm.
I don't think Clooney was being serious. From interviews I've read with him, he's a very funny, witty guy, so I wouldn't take this seriously. His "friend" probably wasn't in on the joke.
I eat bacon so I'd feel guilty about having a pet as a pig. I prefer dogs as pets but I've had one or two cats as well.
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Submitted by mharker on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:14pm.
I don't think Clooney was being serious. From interviews I've read with him, he's a very funny, witty guy, so I wouldn't take this seriously. His "friend" probably wasn't in on the joke.
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From what I've read about him, this surely has to be a joke...I don't see George going to a pet psychic and *believing* it. The "want to believe" part - sure, I think we all WANT to believe that those who have passed on before us are happy.
I have an acquaintance who is an animal communicator. She told me about her conversation with my other Corgi, who I had to put to sleep last year. I don't think I believe what she told me, but it would be nice if it were true.
AWWW I think it's sweet. This makes me love George Clooney even more than I already do. I think Max is in Heaven It wouldn't be Heaven if our pets aren't allowed in IMO. Max is much less a pig than Sarah Larsen or the rest of the army of goldigging skanks he's been with. At least he knew Max loved HIM not his money or his fame. Max wasn't hooking up with him trying to get a job as a model or actress. He just loved him.
Penny - Koko. The boys vetoed my original pick for a name.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 5:56pm.
Put him in a blond wig and he actually looks like Shitter's older kid.
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yes! he totally does look like sp! i think you may have uncovered a case of false paternity. kfed better watch out or his meal ticket will be living at clooney's every other weekend and wednesdays from 4pm to 9pm.
in addition: nice belt george.
I don't think Clooney was being serious. From interviews I've read with him, he's a very funny, witty guy, so I wouldn't take this seriously. His "friend" probably wasn't in on the joke.
NOT IMPRESSED : it's from holding back "the ghey"
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 6:08pm.
Thank you Penny. I get her this weekend. She's an English Mastiff.
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congratulations. have a name yet?
Hmmm, my only impression after reading this is that George Clooney is gullible and crazy. Why do Hollywood leading men get *weird* after 40?
Tommy Girl, Brad Pitt, Travolta, Will Smith, Mickey Rourke, Georgie... I'm convinced they're all insane.
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Douchechill!
Thank you Penny. I get her this weekend. She's an English Mastiff.
i loved every kitty, doggy and bunny we had, but pets do not belong in the bed where i sleep...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....