George Clooney Checks In With His Dead Pet Pig
George Clooney once said that his longest relationship was for 18 years with his pet pig Max. They were so close that Georgie even let Max sleep in his bed every now and again. That makes my tail curl and not in a good way.
Max went off to the great big shit pen in the sky in 2006 which left Georgie with a case of the serious SADS. Recently, George wondered how Max is doing up there in heaven, so he hired a psychic to speak to his pig friend. George apparently told a friend, "The psychic told me Max had a great life with me. He is very happy in spirit and still hangs out with me sometimes. I am not sure she was telling the truth but I do want to believe her."
Of course the psychic bitch is going to tell George that Max misses him. What the hell is she going to say? That the angels turned him into bacon?
But seriously, Max and George had a beautiful thing together. The skanks trying to land George should take note. George loves it when you squeal until your vocal cords pop. He also loves it when you take up the whole bed and keep him up half the night with your loud farting. And if you eat your own caca, he'll fall desperately in love with you. Well, pigs do that! Don't blame me. Blame pigs!
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i'd rather fuck him as an older guy. so sue me.
There's that Golden Girls episode when they took in a pig. Dorothy said the pig's breath resembled
"four burning tires."
Hahahahaha. Love that line.
Pigs are cool, though.
cute puppy, m.e.
This post made me laugh out loud ALOT. Thanks, MK!
Awwww...I can't snark on him for this if true. He misses his beloved pet, nothing wrong with that. They (pets) give us SOOO much love, it's hard to let go sometimes.
Put him in a blond wig and he actually looks like Shitter's older kid.
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Am I the only person who thought that the photo was of a "Full House" era John Stamos at first?
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Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 5:37pm.
The pet pig, given to him by his ex beard Kelly Preston.
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Didn't know that. Kelly must be a professional beard.
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madam s.
I try to tell people that al the time but they do not beleive me. Pigs are cleaner than cats and dogs, don't have fleas and are easier to housetrain.
I want another one actually, but I am never at home, so that is out.
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Hehe...He said "SADS."
I came up with the term SADS for when a gay man falls asleep face down with his ass up...he has a risk of dying of Sudden AIDS Death Syndrome. Maybe it made it all the way from west coast to east coast.
Holler.
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he must be hanging out with Mickey Rorke
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Pigs are super smart and clean. They only eat their own crap under the conditions we keep them in captivity. Just like many animals in zoos behave in ways and display tendencies that are not even remotely natural. And then we make conclusions about them based on these completely unnatural circumstances created by us. Dumb.
And I doubt this story about the psychic is true, but one of the only things I love about Clooney is the love he had for that pet.
I wonder how much he paid for that, Rich people is so damn stupid sometimes...
He Dicho! caso cerrado!!
I had a dream that George Clooney hit on me at a bar and I wouldn't kiss him because I was afraid he had herpes.
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The pet pig, given to him by his ex beard Kelly Preston.
LOL Veggies, tru dat. poor old Georgie.
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Yes, and if his friend did sell him out they're probably an ex-friend by now.
snowpiece on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 5:31pm
Georgiegirl probably had a bacon dream and took it as a sign.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I miss my pig. Yes, I do.
But not THAT damn much!
And mine never slept in my bed!
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I don't believe this.
Submitted by snowpiece on Fri, 06/19/2009 - 5:31pm
His most committed relationship was with a farm animal. I don't think that pig heaven is his biggest issue.
IDK what's wrong with people, does he think Max is in heaven? the big pig farm in the sky?
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Really? I would still prefer a dog. No comment on the psychic thing, though. Whatever floats his boat.