Julianne Hough Will Take Part In The Butchery Of Footloose
That Mormon girl from Dancing with the Has-Beens has been cast as Ariel in the remake/murder of Footloose. I guess she also sings country songs or something. The casting isn't a done deal just yet, because they are trying to work out scheduling details with Julianne since she is sooooo busy. Filming starts in March. No word on whether or not Julianne's adorable dog is going to be playing Rusty. I think we should start a petition.
Chace Crawford has already been confirmed as the glittery nymph who will flutter about as Ren McCormick. Kenny Ortega, who directed all three High School Musical movies, will control the puppet strings on this shit.
I don't even need to bother watching this in a movie theater when it comes out. I'll see it eventually. I'll be forced to watch it when I'm finally put on the Chinatown bus to HELL.
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Kenny Ortega did Diry Dancing too!
Ummm, she looks old enough to be Chase's mommy. I might've done wayyyyyy too many drugs in the 80's, but I don't remember a cougar in Footloose. Hmmm.....
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OMG I thought that was Meg Ryan.
Her doggie looks cross
Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman to have sugar daddy??
It is an absolutely extramarital relationship, but more and more services came out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship.
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This train wreck isn't going to be good enough for the 99-cent bin at Dollar Store.
who is she?
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I warn you, this shit is addictive.
This chick is 21?
I either look very young for my age or she looks very old for hers...
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by CeeCee on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 10:24pm.
"That Mormon girl"
There's three of them! Lacey Schwimmer and Chelsea Hightower are Mormons, too.
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Which I will never understand. What is up with all the ballroom dancers being either European or Mormons?
I thought they were concerned about things like that. Like...hand wringing concerned. The Mormons, that is.
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STOP REMAKING MOVIES. COME UP WITH YOUR OWN IDEAS!
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"I can't help it the kid was too short to reach my dials!"
Submitted by TITS on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 11:08pm.
Doggie stinkeye! I lightened up the pic and if anything it's even funnier!
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Needs more contrast ;)
Oooh.. and more zoom. double ;)
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Doggie stinkeye! I lightened up the pic and if anything it's even funnier!
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Submitted by TITS on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 3:02pm.
that pic is priceless. MK sure knows how to pick them! the dog totally steals the show with that 'so, what's it to you' face.
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Lovin on that puppeh's facial! Looks like he'd shank you for a Schmacko's.
The chick looks kinda like Jen Aniston... only with less desperation in da eyez.
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don't know this chick, but that dog is one hot bitch...
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a wet pussy and a dry purse don't match....
"That Mormon girl"
There's three of them! Lacey Schwimmer and Chelsea Hightower are Mormons, too.
Cute dog! I have always liked spaniels.
adore the baleful glare on the dawg.
It's Suze, like in booze.
That dog is the Hottest Slut in Hot Slut Town.
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Never heard of this bitch. Would have guessed she was at least 36 with those crows feet but she's only 20...
1988, no way. Someone bring this bitch some sunscreen and sunglasses, STAT
TITS your avvie rocks! :)
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
Submitted by Leandra on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 3:44pm.
Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 3:29pm.
And all the actors being picked for this re-make are OLD! Is this "Footloose - 10 Year Reunion"?
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Kevin Bacon and Lori Singer were in their late twenties when they did the original, Chace Crawford and this chick are 23 and 21...
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WHAT???
My 51-year-old mum has less wrinkles!
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
That King Charles is so cute...but not as cute as my chen.
If any of you get it into your head you've got to have one, remember petfinder.com. Rescue one. Do not get one from a breeder, dog store in the mall, puppy mill.
Submitted by moomarse on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 3:29pm.
And all the actors being picked for this re-make are OLD! Is this "Footloose - 10 Year Reunion"?
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Kevin Bacon and Lori Singer were in their late twenties when they did the original, Chace Crawford and this chick are 23 and 21...
That's a pissed off puppy look...
And all the actors being picked for this re-make are OLD! Is this "Footloose - 10 Year Reunion"?
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It sounds like I'll need to be drunk, stoned and suffering from a minor concussion to deal with this fuckery. MK - November 2008
"I'm not sure what that sign meant."
that pic is priceless. MK sure knows how to pick them! the dog totally steals the show with that 'so, what's it to you' face.
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Awwwww! A Cavalier! I have two and they are the sweetest little guys in the world. Demanding though. You can't have just one and leave it home alone while you're away all day at work. They need company all day everyday.
Mormons ruin everything, damnit.
Those are some crows feet she's working on...
Sorry but wow.
She looks like Meg Ryan used to look, before she butchered her face.
I'd hit it.
puppy is maaaad! puppy about to go the hell off!
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Submitted by justice on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 1:03pm.
That's the best expression on a dog's face I've ever seen! It just needs a big hat and a 40's gangster voice.
--thanks awfully--
LOL! But seriously...I've never seen a Cav with such a pissy expression before. They are usually crazy happy!
I don't know why but this girl bugs the shit out of me. She's hot, but she can't sing worth a shit. Her brother also bugs the shit out of me.
Ahaha... look at the scowl on that dogs face. Love it!
Jeez, she just turned 21, no? SUNSCREEN!
Submitted by carefreea on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:42pm.
thanks a lot!! i love these dogs. they too cute!
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'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
I'm fascinated by the woggie that throws hateful jelly glances at her.
Tickle Loris in action:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rLdQ3UhLoD4
SHE'S TOO OLD! If they insist on doing this to us, at least get a kid who looks like they could be in high school. Not some middle-aged Botox patient!
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Oh for the love of gawd people..........she is squinting and has a huge smile on her face. Hence, the crow's feet and slight wrinkles!
That's the best expression on a dog's face I've ever seen! It just needs a big hat and a 40's gangster voice.
--thanks awfully--
Submitted by putas on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:29pm.
She is in her 20s why does she have wrinkled eyes? Wow. It's pronounced for someone so young.
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Sunglasses are a must daily, especially for her complexion. Most of my friends who didn't get in the habit of whipping out the shades and buying everything with max SPF in it -- foundation and moisturizer especially -- have major premature crow's feet.
My mom had a Cavalier King Charles Spaniel named Agatha Christie. Agatha was one of the sweetest dogs ever! She was with us for 14 years and just a doll! They are super dogs, great companions!
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Submitted by Miss Thang on Wed, 04/08/2009 - 10:17am.
I aint no psychiatrist, but I am bipolar ............
Yep, the dog is holding all the dignity and class in this pic. Hope he can bolt free to better humans soon.
Something about that wide bottomfeeding grin just makes wanna kick her teefs in..
Submitted by Haribo on Sat, 06/20/2009 - 12:33pm.
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I *think* that dog is one of these beauts -
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cavalier_King_Charles_Spaniel
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"In other news, the University of Color Me Surprised released a report today which states that water is indeed wet. Mind. Boggled" - Michael K, who else?
When will this butchery end?
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Not one original idea left in the universe, apparently.
Remember when N'SYNC was trying to remake GREASE starring them?
The original Footloose was just a shitty shitty script with a great soundtrack.
"WHO ORDERED THE HAMBURGER WITH AIDS?"
what's the breed of the dog called? i love these dolls.
'We are responsible for what we do unless we are celebrities.'
That dog is the shit